I really don't want to be red

Chapter 1054 The effect is first-rate
Yi Lun heard An Ran's words last week on the stage, "What did you just say?"

An Ran hurriedly said: "I mean, if I met you earlier, I would have diagnosed you."

Zhou Yilun said: "That can't be done, if one of my legs is long and the other is short, the pants seller would have told me!"

An Ran said: "He told you, do you still buy pants? Who is as good-minded as I am?"

In one sentence, everyone laughed again.

You are a pit, and you are so good!I've never seen you so foolish.

Zhou Yilun panicked, "Then big brother, what's going on with me?"

An Ran said seriously: "You sprained this foot when you were young."

Zhou Yilun shook his head: "No, I sprained this foot!"

Hahaha……

Now it looks like you are still fooling like this, it is the other foot that is twisted by the human machine, it depends on how round you are.

It's time to be punctured at this point!
An Ran said urgently, "It's transferred, it's transferred to this leg. Your condition is very serious, and it has something to do with your work. If it's mild, it's on tiptoe. If it's serious, it's femoral head necrosis. In the late stage, you'll be in a vegetable state!"

The audience below burst out laughing, this f*ck can also be transferred, how good are you at fooling around.

And judging by Zhou Yilun's not-so-intelligent appearance, he would probably believe it.

At this moment, Li Xinying suddenly said, "Hahaha!"

Then... I saw An Ran and Zhou Yilun looking at him together.

Originally, Li Xinying should have laughed at this time.

But now the roles have been reversed, An Ran is supposed to be lame, and Zhou Yilun is lame, so it is not appropriate to laugh.

Li Xinying also realized that she had made a mistake, so she couldn't help showing a scared expression.

The show didn't screw them up, it screwed itself up.

An Ran said: "It seems that your wife wants to change someone!"

Zhou Yilun reacted quickly, "We must not let her succeed!"

The audience laughed like crazy, this skit is absolutely perfect, from the beginning to the end, there is not a moment when it is not funny.

All three are jokes.

It never stopped, and everyone who watched it said it was enjoyable.

And the audience in front of the TV couldn't stop laughing. This is a reunion, and the whole family is full of laughter.

The live broadcast room was full of barrage.

"No, I'm going to be a big fool too, this is too good at fooling!"

"Teacher An is amazing, he can fool you."

"I just don't know if I can fool this guy's wife away in the end!"

"That can't be done, it's too much!"

"This matter... is not too much for An Ran..."

At this time in the background, the assistant director hurried over and said to Jiang Yu: "Director Jiang..."

"What's the matter?"

Although An Ran and the others did not pull their hips at all on the stage, the strings in his mind were always tense.

Fear that something will go wrong at any time.

Now when the assistant director called him, Jiang Yu's heart skipped a beat for no reason.

A broken teleprompter is enough to cause trouble, and it all depends on An Ran leading two people to perform on the spot.

There is a problem now, and people are not allowed to live.

"No!" The assistant director said: "The ratings... the ratings have reached 16 points!"

Jiang Yu was taken aback.

He hasn't paid much attention to the ratings. It's not that he doesn't want to pay attention, but he doesn't have the heart to pay attention. At this time of death, he still has the time to pay attention to the ratings.

"What do you say?"

"The audience rating is 16 points!" The assistant director said excitedly: "A record of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala!"

Compared with the Spring Festival Gala and New Year's Eve, the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is far less influential. In previous years, it was usually three or four points, which is not bad.

But today... 16 points?

Immediately, Jiang Yu felt more pressure. With this kind of ratings, this kind of attention, there was something wrong with the three of An Ran on the stage, and that was the live broadcast accident.

Must hold on!

More than half of the time has passed for this sketch, as long as you persist for a while, it will be fine.

Seeing that everyone didn't have the slightest look of excitement on their faces, the assistant director felt his heart beat.

16 points?Are you still not satisfied?

That's right, Mr. An's party has always been the record holder in the same period. A 16-point party is an unbelievable achievement for others, but for Mr. An Ran, it is basic exercises.

Not worth the fuss.

The assistant director took the watch and walked away resentfully, feeling that his structure was not big enough and his goal was not far enough, so this little achievement was nothing but excitement.

I have to learn more from Teacher An in the future.

On the stage, An Ran and Zhou Yilun rounded up the wave, and instead of relaxing, they became even more nervous.

The more you go to the back, the more nervous you are, because the front has passed, and the back is unknown.

Don't fall short.

An Ran said: "Yes, she cannot be replaced!"

"Brother, what kind of medicine do you think I need to take?"

Li Xinying was also smart at this time, "It's a big festival, don't let my old man take medicine, think of other ways!"

An Ran said: "Look, your wife is clear, my suggestion is to use crutches!"

Zhou Yilun said: "On crutches? What does this treatment have to do with crutches?"

An Ran said with a serious expression: "Come on, please sit down..."

"After getting on crutches, your two legs will gradually balance, and it will be fine bit by bit..."

At this time Li Xinying suddenly said: "Why do I feel wrong? My old man's leg is fine!"

An Ran said: "How can you be arrogant when you have nothing wrong with you? How can you walk with a limp when you walk without something wrong? I think you are planning to change people!"

Li Xinying said: "The crutch is me..."

An Ran interrupted: "I can tell, do you want to change people? Don't you? You don't wish your old man well in your heart, you just want to change people!"

Zhou Yilun was anxious at the side, "Oh, daughter-in-law, can you stop messing around? This is a discussion between the patient and the doctor. Why are you messing around if you don't know anything?"

This is so... I don't know people's hearts!

Now not only the audience, but even the serious backstage staff laughed.

Zhou Yilun's performance was so wonderful, a typical master who was sold and helped to count the money, instead he blamed his wife.

Jiang Yu kept sweating in his hands.

After laughing, I became nervous, looked at my watch, and then looked at the script written by An Ran.

Not much more, it will be over soon.

You must hold on.

Yu Jie wiped her tears beside her, "Xiao Zhou is really interesting, is he still fooling around? I think An Ran is the big fool!"

"That's right!" Niu Xiaofu next to him said, "How else can we fool the two of us into performing skits with him?"

Yu Jie was taken aback for a moment, and then realized, "Yes, I have been fooled by him for such a long time, and I didn't realize it?"

Chen Mo also laughed "haha", "Then I was fooled by him too?"

Although several people said that they were fooled by An Ran, their faces were full of admiration and relief.

If it's this kind of flicker, then come a little more, they like it!

(End of this chapter)