I really don't want to be red

Chapter 1055 Thank You

Zhou Yilun on the stage was still nervous.

The main reason is that what he is saying now is An Ran's lines. Although there are not many lines, he doesn't remember too much.

In addition, the effect of the previous program is so good, so far, it has actually been considered very successful.

But the more successful he was, the harder the audience laughed, and the more nervous he became, for fear of overturning the last point.

With this nervousness, Zhou Yilun immediately forgot his words.

She was tongue-tied and said nothing.

What's worse, everyone saw this scene.

Tai Nima was embarrassed.

Do heavenly kings sometimes forget their words?
If this is a concert or something, it doesn't matter, everyone can understand.

But this is a skit, a complete story, you can't interrupt it, tell everyone "I'm sorry, I forgot the words"!

Li Xinying did not forget her words, but she didn't know how to make things right.

Now only look at Enron.

An Ran pointed at Zhou Yilun and said, "Look, look, does he have a brain problem? He looks like the second idiot next door to our village. If he hasn't had a cerebral thrombosis for ten years, he will never be like this!"

The audience just stopped laughing, and suddenly laughed again.

Hearing the audience laugh, Zhou Yilun was relieved, this time was saved by An Ran.

"Let's do this!" An Ran said, "How much are your shoes?"

Zhou Yilun said: "220."

"220, just a pair of stolen money!"

Zhou Yilun asked in a daze, "Where do we have to buy it?"

Li Xinying said: "Haven't you understood? They just want to sell this painting to you."

An Ran waved her hand, "You are a bit of a woman's heart, save me a gentleman's stomach, don't need money, I will give it to you!"

"Ah?" Li Xinying was stunned for a moment.

An Ran's face was serious, "Stop talking, big brother, take the crutch..."

Zhou Yilun quickly waved his hand and said, "Ah, ah, big brother! Big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to pay..."

"Haha, give me money? This idiot has been fooled!"

"I bought the abduction by myself, paid for it by myself, and bought it back by myself. I'm completely foolish!"

"I guess Zhou Yilun really has something wrong with his mind."

"This flicker is so powerful, even I can be limp by him!"

"Haha, everyone fooled each other, but An Ran's dog thief skill is better..."

By the time the abductor was picked up, the atmosphere in the entire studio had reached its climax.

At this time, An Ran said with a sincere face: "I know your character, I see that you are a shameless person, if I give you this way, not wanting your money means looking down on you, right?"

Zhou Yilun nodded repeatedly.

An Ran said: "So I still have to ask for this money, but I don't want all of it, half of it, one hundred!"

"Is this a big fool's conscience discovery?"

"You know what, if you want too much at once, people feel distressed, what if you react? Be less important, anyway, everything belongs to others, and you can earn as much as you want, so you don't feel distressed. I guess you won't be able to react for a while. "

"Fuck, you have experience, it seems that you have been fooling people a lot!"

"What nonsense? I'm the one who is often fooled!"

Sure enough, Zhou Yilun on the stage said, "All right, I'll give it!"

An Ran said from the side: "Don't give too much, give me more and I'm in a hurry with you!"

Zhou Yilun said, "Okay, okay!"

Over there Li Xinying wanted to speak, but Zhou Yilun waved her hands, "Stop talking!"

Then start to pay.

After groping for a while, Zhou Yilun said "Ahhh", "Brother, what, it's only 32 yuan for the two of us!"

An Ran reached out to take it, "That's a lot!"

"Big brother!"

Just as Zhou Yilun was about to speak, he heard An Ran say, "Who...a watch? What watch do you give me back?"

Originally, this place should say "what kind of bicycle do you want", but it turned out that he rode the bicycle himself, so he almost said it, and temporarily changed it to "watch"!
Li Xinying looked innocent, "I didn't say I would give the watch!"

An Ran ignored him, and said to Zhou Yilun: "Big brother, I definitely don't want this watch of yours. When I go back, I have to take good care of your wife, really..."

The audience below laughed and laughed, almost dying.

An Ran's inexplicable shout was simply too classic.

Good people do it, take things away, and blame others.

Zhou Yilun hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be angry, what my wife said is still reasonable, you said that people like me will basically bid farewell to the watch in the future, right? I just gave you the watch... OK no?"

"Hahaha"

In the studio hall, applause resounded like a storm.

There was laughter one after another. This was the warmest applause and the most carefree laughter after the whole party started.

Whether it is in front of the stage or behind the scenes, there is no one who does not smile.

Including Jiang Yu, who has always been serious, let everyone laugh at this time.

Even laughed to tears.

Why?Because this skit is coming to an end, finally there is no need to suffer anymore, An Ran led Zhou Yilun and Li Xinying, and after many difficulties, successfully finished the show.

At this moment, Jiang Yu couldn't help but want to yell to vent his excitement.

Teacher Ann succeeded!
At this moment, cheers and laughter resounded throughout the studio.

On the stage, Li Xinying said loudly: "Big fool, he fooled you, this picture is us..."

Zhou Yilun interrupted her, and said with a straight neck: "You are the one fooling me, so I wondered, I have lived with you for such a long time, why are you not as good as this big brother? Why is there such a big difference in life? ?”

In a word, the people below almost died laughing.

This is because she would rather trust outsiders than her own wife. She was fooled too deeply.

An Ran handed the crutches, "Brother, get the crutches!"

Zhou Yilun took the crutch, held An Ran's hand tightly, and said with a moved face, "Brother, fate!"

Audience: "Hahaha..."

An Ran said earnestly, "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate well, and you'll be fine in a few days!"

Zhou Yilun wiped his tears, "Okay, brother!"

Everyone laughed wildly.

Only Li Xinying knew that Zhou Yilun was really crying and excited.

What the hell, this skit is finally coming to an end, it's not easy, and I finally got through it, without letting this show pull my hips.

Lao Tzu succeeded.

By this time, Zhou Yilun, who had never shed tears in concerts or performances, really cried.

An Ran patted him, "It's over, it's over!"

Double entendre.

"Well, I won't say anything..." Zhou Yilun patted An Ran's hand.

Li Xinying said, "Hey, isn't it a little too much for you to do this?"

Zhou Yilun said angrily: "Shut up, it's too much? What's too much? I have to thank my brother!"

"thank you……"

An Ran was riding a bicycle, holding a watch and waving, "You're welcome!"

It's over.

After everyone left, Zhou Yilun walked a few steps with his cane, and suddenly realized, "Huh? No, isn't this crutch I plan to sell to him?"

"Hahaha!" The audience below laughed like crazy.

"I've been fooled!" Zhou Yilun looked hopeless on the stage...

(End of this chapter)