Dressed to be a grandmother

Chapter 166 Intentional

Xiao Shanzi: "If we go down, this small puddle won't be able to hold so many of us."

Two days ago, a child caught a cold while playing in the water. Their parents said that if they also got sick, they would not only not be able to eat meat during the Chinese New Year, but they would also not be able to get close to their grandparents.

Xiao Shitou asked the key topic very cleverly, and dispelled Chen Yi's thoughts.

"If we go into the water, if we catch a turtle, who will it belong to?"

After hearing this, Chen Yi quickly said: "Then don't go into the water, I'll do it myself. You can show me on the top, and remind me if there is any movement." There are no tigers, no wolves, no leopards, there are turtles It's okay, bring it back to the city when the time comes, and make those classmates envious.

Xiao Shunzi immediately responded.

Originally, they were still thinking about how to embarrass Chen Yi, but they didn't know that he came to the door by himself, and Xiao Shunzi would certainly not let them go.

When Fang Ya followed the guidance of the villagers, she saw her son groping here and there in the puddle, and he was still chanting: "Turtle, little turtle, come out quickly, little turtle..."

At the end of the reading, Chen Yi simply made up a song and hummed out of tune, but Xiao Shunzi's cheeks twitched when they heard it.

"Little turtle, come out quickly, let me take you home to eat delicious and spicy food..."

"Little turtle, no worries, follow me to have meat..."

As for Xiao Shunzi and the others, they were either squatting or standing, watching him work everywhere on the shore.

"Otherwise, forget it?" Xiao Shitou persuaded: "You have been touching for almost an hour, don't touch it."

"No, I touched it just now, but I didn't catch it, and it ran away." He touched a head just now, and before he could grab it, the little thing slid away and swiped away.

Whatever Chen Yi said, he had to wait until he was caught and landed.

Little Six squatted aside, resting his chin on his hands: "If you are like this, your mother will definitely beat you when she sees it."

Chen Yi didn't raise his head, and waved his hands indifferently: "No, my mother doesn't have time to take care of me."

"You don't know, my mother likes to watch my father beat me, it's not good for me at all."

This made Xiao Shanzi think of his mother, and he felt the same way: "My mother also likes to order my father to beat me, but my mother is very good to me. Will cook an egg for me once in a while."

Hearing this, Chen Yi continued to touch, while a little enviously said: "Then your mother is pretty good, I don't have these, I think I picked it up."

Thinking of the last time the big mushroom was beaten, Chen Yi slapped the water surface again angrily, and said angrily: "You all don't know, my mother is so quiet, she is very ruthless when she cleans up people, I guess I am not their own child!" of."

From the corner of his eyes, Xiao Shunzi saw Fang Ya not far behind, and hurriedly said, "Chen Yi, come up quickly."

Immediately, other people also saw it, and called Chen Yi to go ashore: "Yes, come up quickly, let's go play elsewhere..."

"No, no, I'm going to catch the tortoise... Look, I'll catch the tortoise soon!"

Fang Ya's face turned dark with anger.

Who on the way back promised not to stain the clothes again and again?

Fang Ya was quite proud when someone praised her son for being smart and sensible on the road just now, but it's only been a while, and she immediately slapped her in the face.

All the children in the village have clean clothes, but he, how long has it been since he came back, jumped into the puddles to play with mud, and even said that he picked it up?
This heartless child almost died once in the hospital when I gave birth to him. After finally raising him so big, he felt that he was not good to him just because his father beat him a few times...

Fang Ya's chest rose and fell in anger, and she was speechless for a while.

Taking a deep breath, Fang Ya called out, "Chen Yi!"

Fang Ya's call made Chen Yi subconsciously stand up and look. He didn't hear the Yin Ren in the call, he was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Mom, are you coming to catch the turtle too?"

Catch a turtle?
Fang Ya only felt that a mouthful of old blood was stuck in her chest, and she couldn't spit it out or swallow it.

"I'll scratch your head!"

"Come up to me quickly."

Xiao Shunzi stood aside obediently and greeted Fang Ya.

Fang Ya looked at Xiao Shunzi and the others, and then saw his son standing in the puddle playing with water and mud. There was no harm if there was no comparison.

She really wanted to bring him to her lover and let him give him a good lesson.

Fang Ya always felt that she and her husband graduated from high school, were educated people, and tended to follow their nature and be reasonable in their children's education, but now, Fang Ya felt that it was reasonable to produce filial sons under the stick.

Chen Yi could also hear that his mother was upset. He looked down at himself, then at the shore, and felt a thump in his heart. It's not good, it's over, it looks like he's about to be beaten again.

"Mom, Mom, I didn't make trouble, I just wanted to catch a turtle and send you here." Chen Yi rolled his eyes, and immediately said flatteringly: "Didn't you always say that the goldfish at home lacks companions?"

Xiao Shanzi tilted his head and asked suspiciously: "Hey, Chen Yi, that's not what you told us just now. You said that you want to catch tortoises to raise, make your classmates envious, fight tortoises with your classmates, and see whose tortoise runs away." Fast."

Xiao Shunzi also answered, "You also said that you wanted to see if the turtle would eat goldfish."

Little Stone: "I know that the fish must die soon after landing, but you said that goldfish can't, I always wanted to ask you, how do you know?"

These words were not made up by them, they were said by Chen Yi himself.

But Xiao Shunzi didn't see that something was wrong, but they did it on purpose.

Fang Ya's face, which was originally calmed down, suddenly turned ugly.

Fighting turtles?
School is a place of learning, is it for fighting turtles?
Fang Ya felt ashamed at the thought of being called away by the school teacher.

Also, what the hell is watching a turtle feed a goldfish?

"Chen Yi, did you catch my goldfish and play with it?" Although it was doubtful, Fang Ya was sure that there must be such a thing. She said that she came back from get off work a few times and saw something wrong with the goldfish. He also turned his stomach and almost died, that's what happened when he co-authored it.

Those three goldfish were sold when Chen Weiguo was on a business trip. He knew that Fang Ya liked them, so he specially bought them and brought them back to Fang Ya.

Because the lunch box was used to hold the goldfish, during the three-day and two-night train journey, Chen Weiguo gnawed on dry steamed buns and drank a few sips of water from the boiling water room. Fang Ya was moved and distressed when she found out.

Now hearing that the goldfish he raised was almost killed by his son, Fang Ya was so angry that he wanted to take him out and beat him up.

"I, I, hey, don't talk about it..." Chen Yi anxiously waved his hands at Xiao Shunzi, these friends are stupid, how can they say these things.

It's over, it's over, I'm sure I'll get beaten up this time, there's no use pretending to be pitiful.

(When someone is at home, if you pull down the electric switch to make something, you must tell me, don’t ask me why I know, my hand hurts from being shocked... woo woo woo...)
(End of this chapter)