People are full of pirates

Chapter 29 Sink into the bottom of the sea
After half an hour.

Nuoxia was firmly tied to the sofa by ropes, three bags were swollen on the top of her head, and she was smoking upwards.

Chizi's hand.

The seemingly thin and weak old lady, in the final analysis, is a naval figure of the same era as Kap Zepha, and the Iron Fist of Justice has always been a hand.

Opposite him were Zhizi and Tina, and on the coffee table between the three was a small phone bug.

Taotu's somewhat helpless voice was coming from the microphone:
"Anyway, the cause of the matter is almost what I said just now."

"I'm sorry, Sister Zhizi, it's my fault to hide it from you. It has nothing to do with this guy named Nuoxia. Just let him go. I will definitely apologize to you when we meet next time."

"No need!" The old lady snorted with her arms crossed, she was quite arrogant, "I'm still very angry, I don't want to see you again until the anger subsides, Gion!"

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and with a cold look, he went back and forth, up and down, and looked at Nuo Xia's whole body.

Nuo Xia felt guilty and moved her butt back subconsciously.

After discovering that his body had been swapped back, his reaction was actually witty enough—

As a stranger in Zhizi's eyes, he knew that no matter how he explained, the old lady would not believe it.

So I called the phone on the warship and contacted Taotu at the first time, and Taotu himself came to clarify the ins and outs of the matter.

Now the misunderstanding is barely resolved, but in order to explain the cause of the matter, Nuo Xia's purpose of running this trip can't be concealed either.

After learning that Taotu, who had accompanied her warmly for the past two days, did not make a special trip to visit her, but brought the task of the headquarters to persuade herself to return to the headquarters, the old lady would inevitably feel annoyed that her feelings were deceived.

And when this peach rabbit is still a fake, this kind of anger has climbed a level, it has already gathered in the crater, and it is about to burst out.

Looking at the restless Nuo Xia, the old lady finally spoke expressionlessly:

"Nuoxia, I'm nineteen years old this year. I just joined the headquarters last year. Is this a new elite disciple from Zefa?"

"Yes, Sister Zhizi... Major General."

Nuo Xia was used to shouting in the past two days. As soon as the words came out, she almost snorted, but fortunately corrected them in time.

"It's amazing. In the past two days, I've been playing a dizzy old woman." Zhizi's tone was without any emotion, "This kind of acting, and the ability to coax people, just be a sea soldier. It's a pity, have you considered mixing with the CP department in the past?"

"……what?"

"It's the espionage organization of the World Government, there should be a great need for talents like you."

Zhizi took out a pen from the table and spread out a piece of white paper, "Well, I'll write a letter to Zefa now and ask him to recommend you to the person in charge of the CP. The quota for the elite camp of the headquarters is still quite precious. Yes, it should be provided to those who are more in need..."

"Don't tell me, Major General Zhizi!"

Nuo Xia Teng stood up from the ground, and was tripped back by the inertia of the rope in the next second, Wu covered his butt and grinned in pain, "The CP department is really not suitable for me, I am the kind of person who needs a place in the elite camp. people..."

"is it?"

Zhizi held down the tip of the pen for a while and looked up at him coldly, "What are your dreams and pursuits? Why do you want to enter the headquarters?"

In order to be eligible to sit on top of the war with Erlang's legs crossed in twenty years?By the way, to satisfy the obsessive-compulsive disorder, correct the sitting posture of the green pheasant beside him?

This is definitely impossible to say, so Nuoxia's answer is: "In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the world, and to implement love and truth..."

Boom!
Another steaming bag appeared on his head.

"To become stronger, to have the strength to protect your family, and..."

Nuoxia was completely honest now. He paused and thought for a moment before adding the second half of the sentence, "Practice the justice in your heart."

"This time it's barely the truth."

Zhizi snorted, and finally put the pen back in the pen holder, and looked at Nuoxia with contempt, "So boy, do you think pretending to be someone else and deceiving my old woman's feelings is what a qualified navy should do? Is it something? Don't you feel ashamed?"

"I'm sorry, Major General Zhizi!"

Nuoxia apologized sincerely, and tried to defend herself again by the way, "But I really can't help it. This is what Brigadier General Gion means. She is a superior. I am a soldier who has not graduated yet, so I can't disobey the order..."

"Gion's account, I will look for her to settle it when I look back." Shiba interrupted him and sneered, "What we are discussing now is about how to deal with you."

"..." Nuoxia had an expression of resignation, "Just say it, no matter what the punishment is, I will accept it..."

"How about tying a stone and sinking to the bottom of the sea?"

Zhizi glanced at the night sky outside the window, "The port is not far from here, although I am old, old lady, but I ran over with you on my back, and I can still come back before dawn..."

Nuoxia's face was shocked.

"...You are a Rear Admiral, not a gangster pirate."

"That's why I just sank you to the bottom of the sea. If you were a pirate, you would be the fertilizer under my garden now."

"In front of Tina, please don't use such a casual attitude and say such terrifying words."

"Then skip this paragraph. Do you have any last words? I can ask Gion to pass it on to your friends and relatives."

"To be honest, I don't think I'm guilty enough to die." Nuoxia grimaced, "This can be used as a last word, or it can be engraved on my epitaph."

Tina was curled up in Zhizi's arms, quietly listening to the conversation between the two, but finally couldn't hold back when she got here, and burst out laughing.

"You were also deceived by this guy for two days, and you still laughed?"

Zhizi reluctantly knocked on Tina's little head, looked up at Nuoxia again, and sighed: "You have a slick tongue, and she has such a good appearance, it's no wonder that Gion child can tolerate you coming with her identity. mission accomplished……"

"Looking at your virtue, it is estimated that you usually provoke the girls in the headquarters a lot, right?"

"Then you're blaming me wrong. Not only have I never been in love, but I haven't even held a girl's hand."

Considering the existence of Belmer, only the first half of Nuoxia's answer is true, but many of you in front of the screen may be quite in line with these words.

Zhizi was too lazy to distinguish the truth from the false, so he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, since you are still abiding by your duties these two days, and for the sake of coaxing my old lady, even if this relationship is fake, I don't want to pursue it any more."

"Right now, I just want to make one thing clear."

Before Nuoxia could be happy, Zhizi's eyes stared at him coldly again, "Lu Jiu's information, even in the navy headquarters, only a few high-level officials know, how do you recognize at a glance through the photos? Out of her identity?"

Here we come, here we go!
Nuoxia's heart tightened, and this was the source of his worry that the old lady's anger would spread to him.

As an unknown soldier, he unexpectedly learned that One Piece's wife is Zhizi's adopted daughter, and this kind of secret, obviously Zhizi does not want to reveal it, and even knows nothing about such a close relationship as Taotu.

It can only be said that it is fortunate that Major General Zhizi is an old navy whose character and morality are on the same level as Kapuzefa.

If it was replaced by a high-level navy officer with a black belly and no bottom line, Nuoxia wondered if he was really going to be sunk to the bottom of the sea today, and it became a mystery of why he left...

(End of this chapter)