Actor's reincarnation

Chapter 907 Misunderstanding resolved in advance

"I knew you, Brother Yi, must have a solution!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly beamed with joy, "Actually, I have been traveling for many years, and I always have two website addresses on weekdays, but it's a pity that these websites change their URLs every few days. I lost this loyal old customer. Brother B, do you have a way to solve this problem for me as well?"

Ding.

day.

Su Yi stared at Lu Ziqiao with an unfriendly expression: "Lu Ziqiao, I'll take care of this time for you, but next time you still bother me with such nonsense..."

"Brother B! To you, it's a trivial matter, but to me, it's such a big event that the sky is falling!" Lu Ziqiao looked sad, and started to play awkwardly, "As a brother, you have the heart to look at me Is the sky falling? What about the courses with so many teachers waiting to be fed? Who will be their most devout students?"

Made, can't be threatened.

"All right, all right, stop acting!" Su Yi waved his hand helplessly, "I have an idea for you, but it has some side effects."

"I would like to hear more about it!" Lu Ziqiao immediately sat upright.

"Do you have an account on Washbasin.com? Change the name to 'Personal Huangshi Lu Xiaobu'." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Then you record a video and pin it to the top, to the effect that you are an upright ascetic Good man, I feel that color websites are too harmful to teenagers. I really can’t see it anymore. I decided to stand up and do something useful for the society. Then you talk about the harm of color websites, especially the harm to minors, and tell everyone that even if It's also illegal to secretly browse color websites at home."

"Finally, you tell everyone that if everyone knows about color websites and is afraid of taking responsibility but has justice in their hearts, they can private message you on Washbasin.com and send you the URLs of color websites, and you will be responsible for reporting these color websites."

"Let's put it this way, if this thing is done, you will have an endless stream of color website resources to see, and you will have a fair excuse to watch these color videos, because you have to have a righteous and noble purpose to criticize Use your eyes to judge yellow."

Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Su Yi, and suddenly his face flushed, and he held Su Yi's hand excitedly: "Brother! You are really a fairy! How did you come up with this operation? It's a genius operation! This Master Huang I'm determined, this is simply the best job in the world! I'm going to make a video!"

Lu Ziqiao rushed away excitedly.

Zhang Wei asked Su Yi suspiciously: "Little brother Yi, you haven't told Zi Qiao what side effects there are of being a master of yellow."

"Did he ask me?" Su Yi said casually.

Zhang Wei said suspiciously: "I always feel that Ziqiao has fallen into a big pit. But is that kind of video good?"

Su Yi was startled, and said, "Don't tell me, you've never seen it."

"I really haven't." Zhang Wei said, "When we were young, our dean told us that looking at other people's shame is a needle's eye."

"Then you believe it?" Su Yi asked.

"Why don't you believe in the principle of free?" Zhang Wei took it for granted.

(_)!

Su Yi gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

Zhang Wei looked left and right, and suddenly leaned over, and asked with some embarrassment: "Actually, speaking of embarrassment, I really have a question to ask you."

Ding.

"Say."

"It's like this." Zhang Wei coughed twice, and said awkwardly, "Well, sometimes I dream of having sex with some girls... You know, it's just a shameful thing... But why every Will I wake up at the critical moment?"

"Who did you dream of being with?" Su Yi asked curiously.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "Some girls."

"Could it be that you have sexualized all the girls you've met?" Su Yi widened his eyes in horror.

Zhang Wei was a little shy: "It's not all. The seventy-year-old cleaning aunt in our company, the progress between me and her can only be reached by holding hands."

(_)!

"Fuck, you beast!" Su Yi had the urge to hit someone.

"Don't tell others, brother B, or my innocence will be ruined!" Zhang Wei said hastily.

Ding.

"Are you innocent?" Su Yi said unhappily, "Your wretchedness really penetrates deep into the bone marrow, Zhang Wei!"

"Oh, it's not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand, "The important thing is, why do I wake up every time I dream of a critical moment? Is this some kind of disease?"

"This isn't a disease, it's fate!" Su Yi said, "Let me ask you, are you still a virgin?"

"Yes, my body is still pure!" Zhang Wei said seriously.

Su Yi sighed and said: "That's right, why did you wake up at a critical moment? Because this involves your knowledge blind spot, so you can't even dream about it."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a long time before saying: "It makes sense! Why didn't I think of it earlier?"

"You are really weird." Su Yi said speechlessly, "I don't think you should make any appointments anymore, but work hard to make money and make yourself a diamond king. As long as you are rich enough, your future girlfriend will be here Now in kindergarten."

"I know, so now every time I pass by the kindergarten, I will walk lightly." Zhang Wei said seriously, "Because I'm afraid of disturbing my girlfriend to build blocks."

"... beast!"

Su Yi originally thought that Zhang Wei was the most normal person in the love apartment, but now he understands that normal is superficial, but deep down, who is not mentally ill?

Zhang Wei went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and he played a few games of Mario by himself. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu came back miraculously and joined the ranks of the battle.

After a while, Tang Youyou also came back, with a distraught look on his face.

When Guan Gu Miqi and Zeng Xiaoxian saw her like this, their expressions immediately changed.

But Su Yi didn't even turn his head, he heard Tang Youyou bouncing through the door.

"Yuyou, no, no way!" Guan Gu's miraculous voice was trembling.

"Is it not going well, Yoyo?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Tang Youyou sighed, and said in a heavy tone: "Now, standing in front of you is Tang Youyou, the heroine of the upcoming TV series "Heroes of Reversal"!"

When it came to the end, Tang Youyou couldn't hold back anymore and started jumping and jumping.

"Ahhh..." Both Guan Gu Miracle and Zeng Xiaoxian shouted excitedly, and they rushed to hug Tang Youyou to celebrate her success.

Then Tang Youyou ran over and gave Su Yi a big hug: "Thank you, Brother Yi! If it weren't for you, I would have missed my first chance to be a heroine in my life, you are so kind!"

"I'm just going with the flow." Su Yi said with a smile, "Congratulations."

"I told the director that maybe I'm not the best, but I must be the hardest. The director was very impressed with me, so he made a decision on the spot and decided to make me the heroine!" Tang Youyou said excitedly, "Not only So, she even invited me to eat Kobe lobster in the restaurant of her five-star hotel!"

At this time, Guan Gu's miraculous expression was already a little uneasy: "Five-star hotel? You went there wearing - a low-cut dress and a miniskirt?"

"That's right, I didn't bring any other clothes! What would I wear if I didn't wear this?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.

Guan Gu sniffled his nose miraculously, and widened his eyes again: "You, you even drank wine!"

"That's right, in order to celebrate my getting the role, the director and I drank a bottle of red wine." Tang Youyou said happily, "You guys talk first, I'll go to the side to pack my luggage."

"Luggage? Where are you going?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Are you going to move to the director's hotel?" Guan Gu magically thought of this possibility, his eyes widened in horror.

"Of course not," Tang Youyou smiled, "I made an appointment with the director to go to Hong Kong Island to meet the screenwriter. She will pick me up in a car later, and then we will go to the airport together."

"Go to Hong Kong Island!" Guan Gu cried out mysteriously.

"Yes, maybe three to five days." Tang Youyou said.

Guan Gu's miraculous face was as dark as the bottom of a pot at this time: "Yuyou, actually, I think this matter..."

"It's unbelievable, right?" Tang Youyou took the words excitedly, "I also find it unbelievable, and it still feels like a dream, haha! I'll go first! Go and pack up!"

After talking, he jumped and ran away.

As soon as Tang Youyou left, the room immediately fell into silence, only the sound of Su Yi playing games seemed particularly abrupt.

"I'm going for three to five days... I still have to go to Hong Kong Island and stay in a hotel together..." Guan Gu's face was full of pain and confusion, "Then what's the next step? What will they do next?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little embarrassed, deliberately playing tricks and said: "Go to eat Kobe hairy crabs?"

"It's all your fault!" Guan Gu burst out miraculously, "It's all your fault for letting Yoyo wear a low-cut dress, that's why things have developed to this point!"

"I, I also wanted to make Yoyo succeed in the interview!" Zeng Xiaoxian argued, "It's really nothing to make a small sacrifice."

"A small sacrifice?" Guan Gu cried out in grief and indignation, "The clothes she wears can directly undergo a heart transplant operation!"

"It's not that exaggerated! Guan Gu, I think you overreacted!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at his face and said sternly, "You should have more trust in Yoyo. If you believe in Yoyo, you should believe that Yoyo's success is I got it by my own hard work.”

After a pause, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "It's just that she usually wears too little for others to see!"

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ!
These words were purely adding fuel to the flames, Guan Gu Miraculously became furious immediately.

"You! You are too evil!" Guan Gu magically yelled angrily, and ran up to Su Yi, "Little Brother Yi, what do you think we should do now? Yoyo is going to Hong Kong Island to stay with the director in a hotel for three or five days. In case... Alas! You also supported her wearing a low-cut dress in the morning! I don't care, you must be responsible! Don't let her go astray!"

Ding!
Su Yi put down the game controller helplessly, and said, "Are you a little unreasonable? Even if Yoyo really went to Hong Kong Island to live in the same room with the director, should I really be responsible for this?"

Guan Gu froze in wonder, and immediately said with a mournful face: "I didn't mean that, but what should I do now? I can't just watch Yoyo really... Sigh! If such a thing really happens, believe it or not, I will cut seppuku for you every minute." Look!"

Su Yi shook his head: "I have a suggestion for you."

"What suggestion?" Guan Gu Miraculously lifted his spirits.

"I think it's better for you to ask first whether Tang Youyou's director is a man or a woman, and then consider the matter of seppuku." Su Yi said.

o_o
Guan Gu was stunned for a while, then suddenly nodded and said: "It makes sense!"

Then immediately ran to the next door.

"The director who doesn't know Yoyo is really a woman, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with wide-eyed eyes, "Then why didn't you say so clearly, it made Guan Gu worry for so long in vain, and made us all think wrong!"

"If I had said it earlier, how would Yoyo know how much Guan Gu cared about her?" Su Yi started another game and said with a smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time, and said: "Damn!"

He is lucky that Su Yi exposed this matter early, otherwise, he and Guan Gu Miracle would have mistaken the manager of the personnel department of the radio station for the director, and then Zeng Xiaoxian would have punished the so-called "director" in his own way, completely offended From then on, the people in the personnel department were completely insulated from the good thing of promotion and salary increase.

Guan Gu came back with a smile on his face after a while. It seems that he has got Tang Youyou's answer. Knowing that the director is a woman, he no longer worries.

After Zhang Wei came back from shopping, he went into the room to check the cooking strategy.

This guy has only cooked instant noodles since he was a child. He has never been in the kitchen, and he doesn't even know what the seasonings are for. Now he is going to cram.

"Zhang Wei, I think you should seek help." Su Yi persuaded, "What you want is the atmosphere of eating at home, you don't have to cook by yourself, right? You don't know anything, the probability of screwing up It's huge."

"That won't work! If I don't cook myself, how can I show my sincerity, how can I reflect my style of being a good man at home?" Zhang Wei didn't listen at all, "Don't worry, brother B, I've eaten for more than [-] years, even if I haven’t done it, but at least I know what it will look like after it’s done. As long as I do a little research, cooking won’t be a problem for me. I’m a lawyer, so you have to trust my profession!”

Zhang Wei went back to his room to study the strategies full of confidence.

Su Yi spread his hands helplessly: "Everyone can give up looking forward to the dinner. Whenever Zhang Wei asks us to believe in his expertise, we just don't believe it."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said: "It's okay, the big deal is to order takeaway, the meal can be eaten later, but Zhang Wei's cooking may only be seen once in a lifetime."

"That's right! In order to see Zhang Wei's dishes, I can give up my dinner!" Guan Gu also gloated.

"It's a pity, I can't have dinner with you, and I can't be an assist for Zhang Wei." Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The director will be here soon, everyone, I'll go downstairs and wait for her first."

"I'll take you down, Yoyo!" Guan Gu Miraculously suggested.

"Okay!" Tang Youyou didn't refuse.

The two came back soon after going down, because the plane was delayed, Tang Youyou's director decided to wait here for a while.

The people in iPartment are still very hospitable, everyone warmly entertained the director,

The director was also very happy, and said: "Thank you for your hospitality, I am very glad to meet you, and I am also very happy to have chosen Yoyo as my heroine among the vast crowd."

"The sea of ​​people?" Guan Gu said with a mysterious smile, "But the competition for the heroine, plus Yoyo, isn't there only three people? Oh..."

The last "oh" was because Zeng Xiaoxian slammed his elbow hard on his waist.

(End of this chapter)