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Chapter 315 Gao Zhuo's Happy Event (Part [-])
"Crackling..." The sky was bright, and the sound of firecrackers sounded at the door of the bride's house early in the morning.

However, as soon as the firecrackers fell, there was a burst of wailing, and in the shed built on the side, one cried earth-shatteringly, and the other sang heart-piercingly.

"Mother listens to the birds in the backyard startled, and listens to the voice of the daughter in the room. My mother is the bitter kudzu vine, holding the kudzu vine to complain..."

The bride's boudoir was also full of crying.

This is the custom in Xiangxi, crying for marriage.Relatives and neighbors come to give gifts to visit, and whoever comes will cry, as a courtesy of thanks.From the night before the wedding to the next day when the sedan chair is boarded, the crying marriage reaches its climax.

Crying and singing during this period must be carried out according to traditional etiquette, and random crying is not allowed.Anyone who can't cry will be ridiculed or even discriminated against by others.

Start crying from the parents side first, after crying for parents, crying for brothers, crying for brothers, crying for sisters, in short, uncles, accompanying guests, matchmakers, combing hair, ancestors, none of them can be left behind, and it is not until we get on the sedan chair.

There are two more crying companions beside the bride, for fear that the bride's crying is not loud enough, and they have to accompany her crying all the way to the gate of the village.

When they get to the gate of the village, they have to wash their face, which means that they will not take away a speck of dust from their natal family.

Such a cumbersome procedure is a kind of mental and physical torture for any couple.

but! !Today's crying was occasionally mixed with the sound of vomiting.

If they didn't know, they thought it was because they cried so hard that they vomited. Those who knew all ran away after hearing the news, and they didn't even dare to enter the door of the boudoir.

The kids on the street didn't have time to beg for candies today, they heard it was Fengxia's wedding, good guy, one of them ran like a gust of wind, as fast as they wanted.

The villagers wept with joy, and since then they can finally have a meal with peace of mind.

The young guys in the village all raised their heads to the sky and shouted loudly, if they were not afraid of seeing Fengxia, they would all wish to beat the gongs and drums themselves.

May I ask who in the village has never been killed by Fengxia's head-turning, the lethality is enough to scare ghosts to pee at night.

"Mother Fengxia, it has been six years. When I came to our village to be the village director, I weighed 200 catties. Now I have only 120 catties left. I can't eat well, and I can't sleep well. From now on, I will be I can open my stomach and have a warm meal."

The village director took Fengxia's mother's hand, tears came down, as excited as if he was marrying a daughter.

If you want to say that there are not many wealthy and domineering village tyrants in that village, it is impossible, but Fengxia's family is different, no matter what village tyrants or village officials, no one really dares to provoke Fengxia's family.

It's not that their family has any power, but it's just that Fengxia can't bear to sit in front of her house, unless your family doesn't go out, otherwise it will make you spit out the last night's dinner.

There used to be conflicts with Fengxia's family in the village because of the land issue. As a result, Fengxia went to sit in the village committee every day. Good guy, the village committee surrendered without even being there for three days. I made great concessions, and even compensated their family with 3 yuan, and the matter was over.

For this reason, the village committee also specially allocated a special fund to invite the best plastic surgery doctor in the province. As a result, the plastic surgery doctor vomited unconsciously that day and carried him away on the spot. Since then, no plastic surgery hospital has dared to accept Feng. Xia's list.

I can't stand it.

But there are no absolutes. A few years ago, the village had fights with neighboring villages. There were many people in the neighboring villages. Seeing that his family was going to suffer, the village director was so heartbroken that he invited Fengxia out. Good guy, after that the two parties made an agreement , as long as you don't use Fengxia, we can make appropriate concessions on such a big issue.

When Gao Zhuo brought people to pick him up, the youths in the village looked at Gao Zhuo, as if they were looking up at a hero, God of War, wishing to sing a song and pay their highest respect.

The people from the village committee cleared the road early, who dares to block the road and cancel the subsistence allowance for this year.

This is an obvious statement, but needless to say, everyone's heart is like a mirror, if they really dare to delay Fengxia's marriage, the whole village can flood their house by spitting out one by one.

"Hey, your ostentation is really not small."

As the best man, Xu Tong smiled and said to Gao Zhuo beside him.

With a glance, the escort teams spontaneously organized by the villages on both sides were carrying sticks and following both sides of the convoy. Just like this, even if you are the county magistrate marrying his daughter, it would not be such a big battle.

Gao Zhuo was not to mention depressed, but sitting on the horse, he looked up his head at this moment, looking energetic, the sun was shining on his face, there was a smile on his mouth, and he looked like he was proud of his horse's hoof.

This is called losing people but not losing. After all, the matter of marriage is already a certainty. With so many people watching, he can't be cowarded in this place, otherwise, if so many people watch, he will lose his face.

Before people arrived at the place, the band with gongs and drums began to play. The master of ceremonies held up the microphone and looked at Gao Zhuo who was riding a white horse with a convoy and sedan chair in the distance, trembling with excitement.

Why, it turns out that today's master of ceremonies is the deputy director of the village committee. In fact, what is the composition of the village committee? Xia's graceful and peerless back.

It's beautiful, with a graceful figure, high buttocks, and long black hair fluttering in the wind. At that time, the deputy director's eyes were straight.

Shouted: "Beauty! Wait for Hazi!"

This is definitely the sentence he regrets the most in his life. It is said that the moment Fengxia turned around, this young and promising deputy director has never been interested in women since then, and goes home on time every day. Drink outside.

At this moment, the deputy director saw Gao Zhuo riding a horse and leading the wedding team to the door, and shouted excitedly: "The hero is here!!"

It made Gao Zhuo almost unable to control such a lively scene.

"Don't be cowardly, this is nothing. In the world of scripts, you may be able to play the role of a general one day. At that time, the emperor will go out to greet you."

Xu Tong whispered in Gao Zhuo's ear.

Hearing this, Gao Zhuo immediately became confident again.

After getting off the horse, there was a large table in front of the door, which was filled with wine.

Door wine.The so-called "barring the door wine" is to put a table of eight immortals at the door of the main room of the bride's house, put Baogu shochu on it, sing and sing well before drinking, and you can enter the house after drinking all the wine.

After all, she is marrying a daughter, even if no one in the village dares to make things difficult, for fear that Fengxia will not get married, there are still rules, otherwise it will only make the villagers laugh.

The corner of Gao Zhuo's mouth twitched, although he was born and bred in Xiangxi, singing...is really not his strong point.

I can only focus on Xu Tong, after all, this best man is versatile, otherwise what do you want him to do?Are you kidding yourself? ?
In fact, Xu Tong is also in a dilemma. If you want to rap and sing Peking Opera, you can come up with a song called Xiaofan now. If you want to listen to Henan Opera, he is good at Chang Xiangyu and Taohuaan.

Only the folk songs in Xiangxi...Xu Tong is the same.

Fortunately, the village committee had already considered this matter, and a dozen young men ran over to form the strongest choir in the village, and even helped them drink up the wine at the gate.

The other process of getting married was naturally smooth, not to mention covering the face with a turban and red hijab, and wearing this red dress on the body. Just looking at the figure, even Xu Tong had to say that it was the best in the world.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a fairy that fell from the sky, but when it landed, it may have been too hasty, so it used the face brake.

The entrance of the village was covered with red banners, on which was written: "As long as you never leave Fengxia, we are willing to do your best for you from now on. Shibawan Village Committee wishes the newcomers to grow old together!"

The following rules are much simpler, three tables are invited, one table in the morning, one table in the afternoon, and one table in the evening.

The Gao family itself is a big family in the local area, but in the generation of Gao Tianfang's father, the population has become scarce, and Gao Tianfang had an accident later, and he was paralyzed in bed, and many relatives did not move around much.

This time, it is also a grand occasion for the son's wedding, not only for the son, but also to take the opportunity to invite relatives who have been estranged over the years to get closer.

Fortunately, Gao Zhuo insisted on traditional Chinese weddings. The bride went directly to the new house and waited without seeing any guests. From now on, it's more or less an enemy.

At night, Xu Tong saw Gao Zhuo sitting at the door of the new house with a wine bottle.

Walking over to take a look, the fool actually cried, holding the wine bottle and wailing for a while: "Damn, I'm still a baby!!"

"Hehe, when you murdered and set fire, played with corpses, and danced sand, I saw that you were hugging from left to right, and you didn't look like a baby."

Xu Tong kicked him angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, if you are a man, hurry up and enter the bridal chamber. Your family has only one seedling. If it dies, I am really sorry for my ancestors!"

Although Xu Tong didn't tell him about the 72 copper coffins, those copper coffins had to be fed with the blood of his own relatives, and if he was Gao Tianfang, he couldn't let Gao Zhuo continue to prosper, and he had to keep a seed for whatever he said. .

"Can……"

Gao Zhuo wanted to say something else, but Xu Tong couldn't bear to listen anymore, and pushed him into the door: "Go, it's the same when you turn off the lights."

After speaking, he threw his finger, squeezed a paper man into a ball, threw it under the table, closed the door casually, and sat in the yard drinking wine, holding a book, as if he wanted to stay here, to ensure that this kid did not will escape halfway.

"Teacher, don't worry, I have trained that little thing well, and it will never be a bad thing."

Da Ya promised confidently in front of the hall.

It turned out that in the arms of the paper figurine that Xu Tong threw in, he was holding the amulet he had brought from Sister Hong.

The production method is also very cruel. It is made from the parts of aborted dead babies, and then filled with corpse oil. After being blessed by magic, as long as you make offerings carefully, you can get the blessing of Gumanthong.

Xu Tong didn't destroy this thing at the time, but just remembered that Gao Zhuo was about to get married, so this thing just happened to be a wedding gift for his eldest nephew.

Later, Da Ya said that she could help to train and train this little devil, so Xu Tong simply handed over the things to her for training.

Now throwing it in the room, I don't know what the effect will be. Hearing Da Ya's words, Xu Tong feels more at ease.

I thought: "Old Gao, Lao Gao, this is the blood of the Gao family for you, you shouldn't blame me."

There was no movement in the first half of the night, and in the second half of the night, Xu Tong was holding the plum blossom Yishu and was fascinated by it. When his ears moved suddenly, he heard the movement in the room getting louder and louder.

Looking at it with the eyes of fate, the whole house of the good guy is almost covered by a cloud of pink smoke.

Whether it is a mouse in the corner or a cat on the roof, they are all sowing wildly.

It is clearly the season of autumn, but at this moment, the surroundings of the new house are full of spring...

(End of this chapter)