This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 28 Happy like a fool

Zhe Saburo, Zhe Jichang, the playboy in the northwest Zhe family army.

Of course, this is just an outsider's opinion.When Orisaburo was ten years old, his father told him that he hoped that he would become a dandy, and then he did so, and stayed in Bianjing City, and did not go to the northwest with his family.

It's just that in the eyes of outsiders, he spends two hours a day secretly practicing family martial arts.

His strength may not be comparable to Yang Jinhua, but among his peers, he is not bad.

Therefore, the moment he saw Lu Sen grab Cao Yu's clothes and retreat quickly, he realized that something might have happened behind him.

Immediately using the kung fu of punching the ground, while rolling, he brought the log bench under him as an obstacle, and took time to look at Lu Sen, and then he jumped out of the window with his hands instead of his feet.

The height of 11 meters is nothing to him. He adjusts the angle of his body in the air, and then uses light effort to fall to the ground and roll to relieve the impact.

Then Orizaburo stood up, quickly ran to the corner of the eaves across the street, and looked at the window on the third floor opposite.

The local sound of ding ding ding came from the window, and Orisaburo was still in shock. Pedestrians on the street also fled in a hurry. They stopped when they felt safe after running away, and craned their necks to look here.

"Those people in the rivers and lakes are crazy, and the trouble is so big, does the court really ignore them?" Zhesaburo shook his head and clicked his tongue: "I don't know if Cao Xiaolang can escape."

When he jumped out of the window just now, he looked back again, and it was obvious that Chai Qing and Li Shun were helpless.

Lips are black as charcoal, these people in the rivers and lakes are really crazy with poison.

"There are three less pig friends and dog friends." Orisaburo sighed a little lonely.

It was at this time that he suddenly saw the appearance of Cao Yi, Lu Sen and his servants at the window where he jumped.

It was obvious that Lu Sen had been protecting his servant and Cao Yu.

"This person is more responsible than me. If he can survive, he can be friends." Orisaburo nodded.

He just saw the pictures of those hidden weapons hitting Lu Sen and being bounced back.

Although I was a little surprised in my heart, I didn't think about the miraculous.

After all, he still knew about the soft armour, and he also had a piece of soft armour at home, which he wore all the time on his father's body.

But then, a scene that surprised him came.

For some unknown reason, Lu Sen's servant Hei Zhu suddenly had a wooden armor on his body, and then jumped out of the window without hesitation.

Orizaburo shook his head vigorously. The servant looked like he had no martial arts skills. He jumped down from a height of more than ten meters. Even if he didn't die, his legs would be crippled.

After just two breaths, his eyes widened.

The black pillar fell to the ground, and the impact was really strong. It even made a thud. The person did sit on the ground, but quickly stood up, and nothing happened.

Without waiting for his news, this strange scene made him feel even more terrifying.

Cao Yu stood upside down and 'plugged' straight down from the third floor, accompanied by a piercing scream.

There's really no way to save people... Orizaburo can't help people if he wants to. He's not good at taking things lightly. Now that he's so far across the street, even if he rushes past, Cao Yu would have already fallen on the stone slab.

He could only watch silently, waiting for Cao Yu's blood to splatter five steps.

It's just that what Orizaburo expected did not happen. He watched Cao Yu stand upside down, screaming and falling from the sky, his head directly hit the hard gray stone floor, making a muffled sound.

He even had the illusion that Cao Yu's body seemed to be stuck on the ground for a while before he fell down.

There was no blood, and his neck was not broken. Cao Yu got up by himself and touched his body vigorously. Then he turned around and saw Orisaburo. He immediately ran over and shook his head vigorously with both hands. Haha laughed wildly: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead, it's incredible."

Excited, and with some madness after a close call.

"Yeah, why didn't you die?" Orisaburo also didn't understand, and then he discovered that Cao Yi also had a wooden armor on his body, and immediately touched it: "Wait, you also wear this thing?"

Then Orishaburo turned his head and looked at the wooden armor on Heizhu's body. The wooden armors of the two were exactly the same.

His pupils instantly enlarged a lot, as if he had thought of something.

At this time, Cao Yu also calmed down, he immediately took two steps back, patted the wooden armor on his body, and turned his head to look at Heizhu, and suddenly understood a lot.

Then there was another thud, and Lu Sen also jumped down from above.

As soon as he fell to the ground, Hei Zhu ran over and looked at his Langjun left and right, and he was relieved that he found no wounds.

Cao Yu also rushed over. He wanted to bow and thank Lu Sen for his life-saving grace, but he was stopped by Lu Sen as soon as he clenched his fists.

"Don't say so much, it's dangerous here, let's leave first."

Cao Yu nodded, and the three immediately began to move.

Orizaburo hesitated for a while, and immediately ran up.

As soon as the four of them ran more than 20 meters, the window they jumped out of before was smashed through with brute force, several figures knocked out from there, and pieces of wood and stubble flew around.

Afterwards, more people from Jianghu waved their weapons and jumped out, and in an instant, the streets were chaotic with swords, lights, swords and shadows.

After fighting for a while, this group of people from the rivers and lakes began to shift positions again, because finally someone got the 'Qiong syrup and jade liquid' and was desperately flying over the eaves and walls to escape outside the city.

A group of people from the rivers and lakes chased behind, throwing out some hidden weapons from time to time.

And accidentally injured many passers-by.

After Lu Sen and the others watched the Jianghu people walk away, they were relieved.

But in fact, only Cao Yu and Zhe Saburo were afraid, and Lu Sen's mood didn't fluctuate much.

Soon there was a catcher shouting, rushing past them and rushing to the scene of the incident.

Cao Yu sat down on the bluestone steps beside the street, panting and said, "It scares people to death. If you go out to play in the future, you must bring it with you to worship at home."

"Since there are such disasters in Bianjing City from time to time, why don't you bring guards?" Lu Sen was a little surprised.

It's a bit strange that Cao Yu didn't bring it alone, but Orizaburo and the other three didn't bring it either.

Both Cao Yu and Orisaburo smiled bitterly.

In the end, Cao Yu said, "We were careless. After all, over the past year, no one has dared to make trouble in Bianjing, so there is no need to bring guards out."

It turned out that more than a year ago, when these dignitaries and dignitaries went out to play, they would bring some guards who were good at martial arts.

People in the rivers and lakes generally don't do anything to dignitaries, so even if they fight, several guards can still protect the safety of the master's family and will not be easily injured by accident.

But civilians are... a different matter.

Then Bao Zheng brought Zhan Zhao back from the outside to renew his post, first serving as a straight bachelor of Longtuge, and then right to know the affairs of Kaifeng.

The first thing Zhan Zhao did when he arrived in Bianjing City was to spend the first half of the year subduing all the people in the city.

After he was appointed as the chief arrester of Kaifeng House, he even brought the arresting fast to surround and suppress those who dared to make trouble in the capital city of Bian.

In a year or so, nearly [-] experts from all corners of the world were arrested and thrown into the prison of Kaifeng Mansion.

The whole arena shook.

Because of this, he was named a royal cat by the official family, and he was guarded by a sword from the third rank.

The security of Bianjing city has improved greatly.

Except... Wuyou Cave and Guifan Building are still extremely troublesome.

There is no way to do this. The number of beggars who use underground water channels as hiding spots is terrifying, at least tens of thousands.

The terrain is extremely complex, and it is impossible to destroy them with the power of Kaifeng Mansion to catch Kuai.

Only with an army of tens of thousands of people.

But how did the Zhao family get their power?
The Zhao family's defense generals are like thieves. How could they allow a large number of troops to enter the capital of Bianjing.

Although Zhao Zhen was a good emperor, he would not easily compromise on this matter.

"I didn't expect that as soon as Guard Zhan left the capital, those people couldn't wait to jump out and do things." Orisaburo sighed: "I hope Guard Zhan will come back sooner."

Cao Yu complained: "Bao Fu Yin should not have sent Zhan guards outside."

"Actually, we were careless." Orisaburo rubbed his eyebrows: "The guard should be on the side."

In fact, this is also a matter of habit. When you come out to have fun, of course, you have to have a group of friends to have fun together. If everyone has a few guards around, the more friends, the more guards, and a large group of people watching , it's not fun to play.

Besides, they were only the sons of officials, and they were not famous officials, so people in the Jianghu would not come to them.

Therefore, when the security conditions are good, it is troublesome to bring guards.

Cao Yu sighed and said, "Actually, it's Chai Qing Chai Erlang who should be blamed. He shouldn't have brought out that ghastly thing called Qiongyeyuye. Those executioners are obviously here for that thing."

Orisaburo was silent for a while, and said, "Forget it, death is the greatest."

"Yes." Cao Yu was a little disappointed. He and Chai Qing had a normal relationship, but when he saw an acquaintance die in front of him, he was always a little sad.

Lu Sen looked at the sky, thinking that there was still a little girl at home waiting for him to go home for dinner.

Even if the food is ready at home, if Lu Sen doesn't come home, she and Hei Zhu will not eat it first. They will definitely wait until Lu Sen comes back, and they have to wait for Lu Sen to move his chopsticks first, and then the two of them will take up the bowl.

So he said: "Brother Cao, and Brother Zhe, I still have some things to deal with. Let's go ahead and see you in the future."

After speaking, Lu Sen stared at the wooden armor on Cao Yu's body.

He wanted to get this thing back.

Cao Yu wanted to bow and thank Lu Sen again, but when he saw the latter's gaze fixed on the wooden armor on his body, he immediately folded his arms around his chest, guarding the armor, and said with a drooling face: "Brother Lu, since this armor is worn on me How about giving it to Xiaosheng? After some time, there will be a great reward."

Cao Yu is not stupid, he and the servant who obviously have no martial arts fell from a high building, and they didn't suffer even the slightest skin trauma.

Is it the protection of ancestors?
How is it possible, it is obviously the credit of this wooden armor.

Lu Sen looked at the other party's flattering and worried expression, and hugged the wooden armor to death. His expression looked like a child who was afraid of being taken away by an adult. He felt helpless, tsk tsk, and then turned and left. .

Heizhu immediately followed behind Lu Sen.

Seeing Lu Sen leave, Cao Yi fondly stroked the wooden armor on his body, as happy as a fool.

Orisaburo watched for a while, and asked with a smile, "Cao Xiaolang, what kind of magical thing is this wooden armor...?"

"It's just ordinary wooden armor, it's unique, I like it." Cao Yu clenched his fists to the other side and said with a smile, "Zero Saburo, let's say goodbye today."

Seeing that the other party was unwilling to say more, Orizaburo had no choice but to clasp his fists.

Cao Yu wore this wooden armor all the way through the market. Because of his strange appearance, he didn't know how much attention he attracted, but he was happy.

Back at his home, he happened to meet his eldest brother Cao Ping and was about to go out.

Cao Ping couldn't help laughing when he saw his brother's funny appearance in the wooden armor: "What, second brother, which faction's costume demon are you?"

Clothes demons are those who wear strange clothes.

"Brother, this is a good thing." Cao Yu approached and whispered, "Where's Dad?"

"In the study, what are you looking for adults?" Cao Ping was a little strange.

"There's something important, eldest brother, come with you." After speaking, Cao Yu walked quickly to his father's study.

Cao Ping saw that he was mysterious and curious, so he followed.

Cao Yu knocked on the door outside the study first, and after his father spoke, he followed his elder brother in, and then he immediately closed the door.

Cao Yu was writing a book post, and when he saw his younger son come in like this, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Are you doing something ridiculous again?"

"Dad, please listen to what your son has to say." Cao Yi bent over and saluted.

"Okay, you say." Cao Yu put down the wolf in his hand and sat upright.

At the moment, Cao Yu said what happened just now.

The more Cao Yu listened, the more serious his face became. After Cao Yu finished speaking, he pondered for a while, and said, "How could such a big event happen, the diners in Fan Lou, who are either rich or expensive, have been accidentally killed and injured so many times, and they will go to court tomorrow. Bao Xiren will be impeached by the officials, and the Prince of Runan is probably not feeling well this time."

Fanlou is jointly run by several people, and the biggest shareholder is the Prince of Runan.

Having said that, Cao Yu looked at the wooden armor on his younger son's body and asked, "How do you prove that this armor saved your life?"

"Falling from such a high place... oh, big brother, why are you stabbing me?"

Cao Yu jumped up in fright.

It turned out that Cao Ping had more scissors in his right hand and stabbed Cao Yu's right buttock hard!

He smiled and put down the scissors: "Dad, it really can't be stabbed."

Cao Yan looked at Mu Jia, his chin slightly raised.

Let's not talk about the affairs of the Cao family for the time being, because of the affairs of Fanlou, in the evening, the whole Bianjing city was fried.

It took this time for the news to be delivered. After the whole city knew that many people had died in Fan Louzhong, nearly three hours had passed.

It is rare to open the next night in the palace.

In the Zichen Hall, the lights were bright, and the fat Zhao Zhen sat on the dragon chair and kept stroking his forehead.

He has a headache, and the older he gets, the more frequent it is.

In the hall, Lord Chai's eyes were red, and he was working with several officials to scold Bao Zheng.

Li Shilang of the Ministry of Housing was stooped, standing in tears.He had a good relationship with Bao Zheng, and he held back his words without cursing.

Bao Zheng stood, lowered his eyes and lowered his eyebrows.

The Eight Sages put his hands in his sleeves, his face full of pain.

Pang Taishi looked at Bao Zheng from time to time, and there was some gloating in his eyes.

In the middle of the night, a series of laws and policies were issued against people in the arena.

These things have nothing to do with Lu Sen, he returned home, closed the courtyard door and lived a good leisurely life for a few days.

Until today, he saw Xiao Ringo running in the yard. His footwork was very strange, wobbly, and he looked like he was about to fall, but he ran very fast.

He immediately stopped Little Ringo and asked, "Who taught you to run like this?"

"It's the two uncles outside." Little Ringo naturally wouldn't hide it from Lu Sen: "When Lang Jun and Brother Heizhu went out a few days ago, they taught me, and they also taught me how to shoot arrows."

Lu Lin frowned. He walked to the gate of the yard and looked coldly at the two kneeling men across the fence.

It seems that they felt Lu Sen's dislike, and the Ding brothers were a little uneasy.

Lu Sen said indifferently: "Before you loved to kneel, I was too lazy to care about you. I won't teach you anything even if you kneel until the end of the world. But now, my mood has changed, and I want to kill you."

The Ding brothers were shocked when they heard this.

Ding Zhaolan raised her head and asked anxiously, "Lang Jun, why is this?"

(End of this chapter)