This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 29: People Must Be Established First
"Lang Jun, why is this?"

Ding Zhaolan felt a little chilly on the back with the thorns. As martial arts practitioners, their intuition is more sensitive than ordinary people, so it can be seen that Lu Sen's eyes do have a vague killing intent.

He didn't understand why Lu Sen suddenly wanted to kill both of them.

"Why?" Lu Sen raised his mouth and smiled coldly: "You two forced me to kneel and worship, and I didn't want to pay attention to it, but you are actually trying to repay your kindness, and you still use it directly in small children. The girl's body is so dirty, she deserves to be a hero in the world."

Ding Zhaolan clasped his fists with both hands: "Lang Jun, our brothers don't have such thoughts."

"Yes, you don't have such thoughts, just wait for a long time, my little girl will definitely remember your good." Lu Sen stood in the fence, his eyes became colder and colder: "If she speaks for you in the future, it may be annoyed. I was scolded and neglected at light level, and expelled from the house at worst. If she didn't speak for you, she would feel sorry for herself, and would be depressed day and night. But if you put it aside, all the good and bad will be left to a girl, it's a good plan. "

Ding Zhaolan was shocked, and hurriedly clasped his fists to deny it again: "Lang Jun, I wait for the two brothers to stop having such dirty thoughts."

"You answered it well, it seems that I can think of this crucial relationship, and my mind is very dirty?" Lu Sen looked at Ding Zhaolan coldly.

Ding Zhaolan was stunned and speechless, because he couldn't argue any more.He thought about it for a while, and if things continued to develop, it was very likely that, as the young man in front of him said, all the blessings and misfortunes would be left to the girls in the courtyard.

Lu Sen looked at Ding Zhaolan, who seemed to understand something, and asked slowly, "Where do you wait for the two of you to live, do you have sisters at home?"

"My family is in Songjiang, and I have a younger sister who is not yet married." Ding Zhaolan heard Lu Sen asking about this, and she had some expectations in her heart.

Is it...

Lu Sen chuckled: "Tomorrow morning, I will hire a beggar with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet. I will go to your house and kneel every day before my house. I will do my best to ask your adults to marry him, okay?"

The two suddenly felt humiliated, and Ding Zhaolan said angrily: "Langjun, my little sister is dignified and beautiful, how can beggars and the like be delusional!"

Ding Zhaohui nodded angrily.

"Well said." Lu Sen nodded, but his face was full of contempt: "Then what's the difference between you and Qi'er now!"

The two were struck by lightning, and after a while, Ding Zhaolan put his hands on the ground, sweating profusely.

Lu Sen looked at the two lost souls, snorted, turned back to the yard, and continued to practice calligraphy.

After a stick of incense, the two got up and left.

Didn't come back the next day.

Without the two shirtless men kneeling outside the yard, Lu Sen felt much better.

On the other hand, Xiao Ringo felt a little pity, and stood at the fence and looked out: "I want to learn how to practice inner qi with them. The light-weight exercises they teach are very useful."

Lu Sen heard it next to him, and said while writing, "It's okay, the two of them are just three-legged cat kung fu. When Zhan Cao Tou comes back, I will ask you if there are any outsiders who can learn from him, but the rumored practice. Qi kung fu."

Xiao Ringo's eyes lit up: "Really? Thank you Langjun."

Lu Sen smiled: "No hurry, the eight characters haven't been written yet."

Next, Lu Sen spent a few days of leisure at home. After being idle for a long time, he had to do something. He saw only small trees, dwarf trees, and the mountainside of Tengman, feeling a little ugly, and the system backpack There are not many wooden blocks in it.

Then I thought about expanding the yard and planting trees by using the rapid growth function of the home system.

As a result, the area of ​​the yard has just been expanded to ten acres... The system will not continue to expand.

It seems that if the yard wants to expand, it must be upgraded.

There was no other way but to plant all the newly expanded six acres of land with white elm branches.

If it is ordinary land, the white elm tree will not be easy to survive, but it is much simpler to insert the pole in the home system. Cut a healthy white elm branch and insert it on the ground, and then water it.

I chose white elm because it grows fast and the material is not bad.

Originally, the white elm tree grew in the north, but someone brought it to plant it outside the capital of Bianjing. There is already a small forest, but unfortunately it has not yet matured.

"One acre of land is one hundred trees, six acres is six hundred... that's enough." Lu Sen nodded. The white elm tree can grow quite big in the end, so it's about just right to plant one hundred seedlings per acre.

Although the yard is only 10 acres of land, the fence has been placed on the side of the mountain.

Heizhu and Little Ringo each carried a wooden bucket and watered the poles.

Originally, it was very hard for two people to water six acres of land, but the bucket could not hold ten square meters of water at a time, and the weight was still light. It only took an hour to water all the new seedlings.

Lu Sen looked at Hei Zhu and Xiao Ringo at work, and suddenly heard someone shouting from outside, "Brother Lu, my brother came to disturb you."

Lu Sen looked back and found that Cao Yu was standing outside the yard, saluting with his fists.

There were also two strong black men with machetes following him.It appears that the lessons learned a few days ago have come into effect.

Lu Sen clasped his fists and smiled as he walked: "Welcome, Peng Dishenghui."

Then open the gate of the fence in the yard, and at the same time give Cao Yu a temporary access.

When Cao Yu walked in, he immediately felt a refreshing feeling in the courtyard, and before he had time to sigh, he heard two whispers from behind.

Damn!

Ouch!

The two strong black men covered their noses and stepped back. Cao Yu was stunned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"There is something blocking us," said a man.

The other man nodded vigorously.

Cao Yu looked back at Lu Sen.

Lu Sen smiled and said, "Please don't enter! Brother Cao, please!"

This is what Lu Sen did on purpose.

After the wooden armor is taken away by Cao Yu, it will definitely be studied. For those who are afraid of death, the effect of the wooden armor is a real amulet. Most people are afraid of death, and the dignitaries are especially afraid of death.

Therefore, the wooden armor will definitely be regarded as a fetish by them, and then they will find a way to keep it for themselves.

Lu Sen understands the truth of being guilty.

If you want others to dare not care about your things casually, you have to have enough strength.

Or deterrence.

Cao Yu walked in the direction of Lu Senqian's wooden building, and then turned back from time to time to see that his two guards could not get in after several attempts from the door.

Then the two of them tried to jump in from the wooden fence next to them, but they couldn't, and they also fell into somersaults a few times.

Lu Sen brought Cao Yu to the wooden building, asked him to sit down, and shouted to the outside, "Lingo, come here to greet the guests."

When Xiao Ringo heard it not far away, he immediately put down the bucket in his hand and rushed over.

At this time, Cao Yu just took his eyes away from the courtyard. He looked at the layout of the wooden building, and his first reaction was: a good house.

Then the second reaction was: this Brother Lu is really not a mortal.

Now his two guards are still outside touching the invisible wall, suspicious of what life looks like.

And in this yard... refreshing and pleasant, not as hot and humid as the outside.

The fairy's paradise?
In Cao Yu's heart, he felt more and more that Brother Lu was mysterious and unpredictable, but it was not as simple as a trick.

The two sat down, and Ringo came over with a wooden plate on which was placed a square teapot and four cups.

Cao Yu took a look and found that both the pot and the cup were made of Liuli.

And the shape is square, exactly the same as this wooden building.

The teapot is filled with golden yellow liquid, which looks quite beautiful.

Ringo first poured a cup for his own Langjun, and then poured a cup for Cao Yu, and then stepped aside.

Cao Yu habitually picked up the cup with both hands and took a sip, with a slightly surprised expression: "Honey? It's delicious."

The honey produced by the home system can restore a considerable amount of health and has a delicious value bonus. It is an insult to it as a tribute.

And this pot of honey water is naturally diluted with warm water. Of course, even if it is, drinking it can restore two or three points of health.

The human body is very honest, can feel the benefits brought by this honey water, will have a craving instinct, plus it has a delicious value bonus, Cao Yi naturally thinks it is quite delicious.

Then he 'stuffed' the honey water in one bite, smashed his mouth again, and said again, "It's really delicious."

Ringo stepped forward and poured another cup for Cao Yu.

Cao Yu didn't say a word, and was bored again.

Ringo poured the third cup, but Cao Yu didn't drink it now. He looked at the pale golden honey water in the cup and wanted to pour it into his mouth again, but he held back with willpower, then raised his head and smiled: "I'm rude in front of Brother Lu, I've never had such delicious sugar water."

Ringo stood aside and pouted.

She completely forgot that she had tasted bee water for the first time in a few days, and as a result, she poured seven cups in a row, and her stomach swelled uncomfortably.

Lu Sen waved his hand: "Nothing, Brother Cao if you like it."

Cao Yu went on to say: "I came here this time mainly to thank Brother Lu for saving his life. A small courtesy is no respect."

After finishing speaking, Cao Yu looked to the side, at this time the general servants were about to bring gifts.

But... Cao Yu's two guards were still outside.

Cao Yu smiled awkwardly, and immediately walked out of the yard, taking the gift from the strong man's hand.

At this time, the two strong guards had given up entering the yard, but stood and waited outside.

Cao Yu held the dark red gift box, handed it over with both hands, and said, "Be careful, Brother Lu, please accept it."

Lu Sen took it with both hands, put it aside, and said, "Brother Cao, you are too polite."

Seeing Lu Sen receiving a gift, Cao Yu said, "Brother Lu, there is something I want to ask."

"Please speak." Lu Sen said slowly.

"A few days ago, Brother Lu gave me the wooden armor, what are the words and taboos when using it?"

"There is no taboo." Lu Sen thought about it for a while and said, "It's just that the spells it stores are limited, and it will shatter after a certain degree of impact."

"How many times can you block?" Cao Yu asked.

In fact, the father and son of the Cao family wanted to try out the limits of this wooden armor, but they only had one in their hands, and if they were broken, there would be no more.

So Cao Yu came here this time to thank Lu Sen and to explore his style.

"It doesn't matter the number of times, it depends on the strength." Lu Sen smiled and said: "If it is hammered by a child, it is possible a thousand times. If it is struck by a strong bow and a heavy crossbow, it is estimated that it will be broken into pieces after five or six times."

Cao Yu hesitated for a while, and then asked: "The previous piece of divine wood armor was given to the adults by my younger brother, but thinking about the sudden disaster a few days ago, I feel uneasy and want to ask for another divine armor, but I don't know if Brother Lu can get it. Willing to give up love?"

Lu Sen stood up and said with a smile, "Brother Cao is here for the first time as a guest, so let Brother Wei show you the layout of this yard."

This is a refusal.

Cao Yu's expression was lost for a while, but he also knew that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so he stood up and walked around in the yard with Lu Sen as nothing happened.

In fact, there is nothing to see in the yard, only ten square vegetable fields, two acres of grassland, and forest fields that are being inserted.

Cao Yu doesn't think it's unusual for a vegetable field, but anyone who has a yard at home doesn't grow some vegetable seedlings.

But the hive opened his eyes, because now the bees flying in and out of the hive are white.

At first, the black bees brought back by the black column were indeed black bees, but after more than half a month of systematic transformation, the bees are now all white.

"Is this a Jade Bee?" Cao Yu's eyes widened: "My little brother once heard from the experts in the palace that at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, although there are Jade Bees, they are rare for ordinary people to see. Jade Bees only gather honey in eight or nine months of each year. , the rest of the time the moon is dormant in the stone nest. Its honey is of great benefit, and eating it prolongs life."

Lu Sen smiled and didn't answer directly, and took him to see the three hot spring bathrooms behind the building.

Seeing Cao Yu inexplicably: "The low mountain has geothermal heat, no... This is not geothermal. There is no running water in the pool, and there is no egg smell."

He even wanted to undress and go down to try what was going on.

After turning around, the two returned to the front of the courtyard. Lu Sen said, "Brother Cao, I have to clean up next time, so I won't continue to entertain you. If something happens, you will wait for ten and a half days. Come again in the month, good!"

Lu Sen had already made up his mind that he would live in this world as a 'cultivator'.

Goldfinger provides great convenience and possibility for this identity.

Since you are a practitioner, you must have the style of a practitioner.

At least the 'Qinggao' item must be grasped.

Cao Yu bent down slightly, clasped his fists and said, "It's the little brother who is disturbing. Since Brother Lu has to clean up, the little brother will leave first. If you need to use the little brother in the future, please feel free to speak up."

After he finished speaking, he walked out of the yard and slowly left with two strong men.

Before, Cao Yu used to call himself a 'Xiaosheng'. Although he was very polite, he still had a little arrogance and isolation.

After all, 'Xiaosheng' is the self-proclaimed name of a scholar.

And scholars in this dynasty are really high-class people, and it is a style to be able to call themselves a niche.

But now he has begun to call himself 'little brother'. Not only does he show enthusiasm, but he even faintly puts his identity under Lu Sen a little bit.

Lu Sen returned to the yard and smiled slightly, thinking this was a good start.

It is impossible for a person to separate from the group and survive alone in the world. Even if the supply can be maintained materially, it can be separated from the group for a long time, which is very prone to spiritual problems.

In group life, everyone has to have an 'identity', or position.

Lu Sen came out of thin air, and his identity was rootless and could not stand the test.

So, you have to figure out a way to create one yourself.

The status of a practitioner is very useful...very easy to use. If there is a person who cultivates in the mountains and enters the world, even if he has this foot.

And no matter who this identity deals with, from the walkers and pawns to the kings and ministers, they can have great initiative and will not be easily controlled by others.

Not afraid of being exposed by others.

After all, he can really come up with 'magic'.

At the foot of the low mountain, Cao Yi joined his servants and sat on the sedan chair.

Next to the big sedan chair, there were also five guards.

The sedan chair set off and walked towards the direction of Bianjing City.

Cao Yu closed his eyes in the sedan chair, and his body swayed gently with the sedan chair.

He recalled the process of meeting with Lu Sen just now, then lifted the curtain and said, "Zhang Huyuan, when you get home, you and Liu Huyuan will go with me to see the adults. The fence is like a moat, you have to tell your personal experience and listen to the adults."

Zhang Huyuan, who was walking outside, nodded yes, then he touched his slightly red nose, thinking about the invisible wall, his hair started to go numb again.

(End of this chapter)