Ninety Thousand Miles Across the Weird World

Chapter 217 What the hell, my lord!
Gao Gao endured the guilt, pretended to be a woman, and sent a message to Li Jun, while He San watched with relish.

It is full of curiosity about everything in modern society, especially online chat.

He San couldn't help laughing at the thought of a beautiful woman talking to it behind the phone.

Gao Gao urged Li Jun again.

He looked at the cheap donkey in front of him, feeling full of guilt, beauty, I'm sorry, I'm too scared!

Hey, this monster is too strong. My donkeys and the pigs next door can't get up until now. How can this beauty stand it?
So pitiful.

While lamenting Li Jun's pity, Gao Ao kept urging Li Jun to come over quickly.

……

Li Jun got off the bus, clicked on the location, walked towards the proud donkey farm, turned a few turns, and finally found the Gaojia donkey farm.

"Student Li Jun, I think there is a conspiracy here. How can there be such a way of selling things? Don't you lose money? Or, why don't we go?" Lin Junyi followed closely behind Li Jun.

Lin Junyi couldn't figure it out, he could already see that there was a problem, would Li Jun not see it?
"nothing."

Li Jun said calmly, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the other party: I'm at your door, come and pick me up.

Gao Gao: Kiss, it’s coming soon, boo~
Li Jun put away the phone, crossed his hands, waited quietly for a while, and then saw a tall, rough man running over.

Suspiciously, he picked up the phone and said, "You want to buy donkey-hide gelatin?"

Li Jun nodded silently.

Gao Gao grinned: "That's a good relationship, please come with me, beauty."

Li Jun was wearing a black down jacket. The down jacket was so big that it wrapped his whole body tightly. It was very windy today, and Li Jun was wearing a velvet cap and mask. At first glance, he couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman.

Arrogant and inertial thinking, take it for granted that Li Jun is a beautiful woman.

"Beauty please, be careful here."

Gao Ao led the way, Li Jun followed behind, the two entered the small building, and stopped at a door.

Li Jun stood still and felt silently, the intense movie sound and Fusang words came from the room.

Gao Ao took out the key to open the door, made a gesture of please, and said with a half-smile: "Beauty, please come in."

Li Jun nodded and strode in, making Gao Gao suspicious.

Li Jun stepped forward slowly, staring coldly at the cheap donkey on the sofa, but the cheap donkey didn't realize it was Li Jun, it raised the red wine in its hand, made a very elegant movement, and drank it down in one gulp.

"Woman, you are very interesting. You are not afraid when you see me?" He San raised his legs and laid them flat on the coffee table in front of him, slowly breathing out smoke rings from his donkey's mouth, looking like a domineering president.

Li Jun didn't say a word.

But Lin Junyi behind him was trembling with fright, and He San's dragon breath made him afraid.

"Yo, there's also a male ghost following in?"

He Sanhao looked at Lin Junyi in his spare time: "I'm hungry, so I just took you for dinner."

Then, it threw away the cigar, stood up, and walked towards Lin Junyi step by step. The donkey's mouth made a strange sound, and its teeth were white.

"Donkey demon!" Lin Junyi yelled wildly, and was about to run away, but suddenly found that his feet were so heavy that he couldn't move an inch.

"Donkey demon? Me?"

He San stopped and sneered again and again: "Little friend, I'm afraid you don't know my reputation, so let me tell you a story!"

Without waiting for Lin Junyi to answer, He San started talking on his own: "There used to be a brat who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and kept calling me a donkey monster. Now, the grass on his grave is already as high as someone."

"Do you know what his name is?"

He San was suppressed by Li Jun for a long time, and he suddenly escaped from the clutches. He was happy in his heart. For some reason, he especially wanted to tell, and slowly uttered a name: "His name is Li Jun."

Lin Junyi was stunned, he looked at Li Jun next to him, and then at He San, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"This Li Jun is very powerful. He steps on a unicorn and points his sword to the sky. He has a true biography of a mortal. All the ghosts tremble when they see him, but I am not afraid. I fought with him for three thousand rounds and finally killed him." He The three said madly.

With a strange expression on his haughty face, he couldn't help but mutter to himself: I was just talking in my sleep yesterday, Li Jun is a shit, hahaha, I finally escaped from your clutches.

Gaoao thought his voice was very low, but he didn't expect that the three around him were not ordinary people.

Old He San blushed and drank loudly.

"Arrogance, what did you say?"

"Little brother didn't say anything, just palmed his mouth."

He knelt down proudly.

He San was furious, and said crazily: "Fart, you said it clearly, please remember to me, what is Mr. Li, I, Mr. He, is the master and he is a slave. I let him go east, but he dare not go west. "

"If Li Jun dares to appear in front of me, I will make him crawl on his knees and bark like a dog."

"Oh?"

Li Jun spoke suddenly, and said with a smile: "After three days of farewell, I should treat each other with admiration. I didn't know that the third master He has become so powerful."

"Ah? Damn it, my lord!"

He San shut up abruptly, and jumped up. In an instant, his donkey face became distorted, and he plopped down on the ground, crying loudly: "My lord, I miss you so much!"

arrogant:"……"

Lin Junyi: "..."

He San knelt down on his heels and hugged Li Jun's legs with his front hooves, crying so heartbroken.

"My lord, I thought you had encountered an accident, and I was planning to go with you, but then I thought, your great cause has not been completed, I can't die!"

Li Jun took off his hat and mask, kicked He San away, walked to the chair He San was sitting on, and sat down slowly.

"Gaoao, come here and kowtow to the lord." He San turned his head and said fiercely to Gaoao.

Haughty and demented, before, He San uttered words that refreshed his three views; now, He San's shamelessness refreshed his lower limit.

Li Jun looked at Gao Gao kindly and motioned him to come over.

"Your family runs a donkey farm?"

Proud and trembling: "Yes."

Before, he pretended to be a woman to deceive Li Jun, what if he held grudges!

"Will you stir a donkey?"

Gao Gao answered honestly: "Yes."

Li Jun nodded, and suddenly pointed at He San and said, "My donkey didn't fan it, and it keeps causing trouble for me. It's too annoying, can you help me fan it?"

"No, my lord."

He San howled and grabbed the key: "My lord, the little one made a mistake, and I will never dare to do it again. The little one really didn't harm mortals, but only a few donkeys and pigs. This kid can testify .”

Li Jun said calmly, "How did I get here?"

"The little one doesn't know, you should ask Gaoao, the young one doesn't know how to play with mobile phones, it's Gaoao who did it."

He San blamed Gao Gao.

With a proud and mournful face: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm just selling a few boxes of donkey-hide gelatin. Look, the donkey-hide gelatin is ready for you."

Gaoao rolled his eyes, ran to the inner room quickly, took out a pile of donkey-hide gelatin paste, and looked at Li Jun obsequiously: "Nursing the skin and nourishing the blood, good stuff."

(End of this chapter)