Ninety Thousand Miles Across the Weird World

Chapter 218 My Brother is Gao Wei

Gao Gao held several boxes of donkey-hide gelatin paste, smiling flatteringly.

Li Jun stared at him for a long time, looked arrogantly, felt a little nervous in his heart, and forced a smile: "Brother, I am really a wechat merchant selling donkey-hide gelatin."

"Do all of you wechat merchants like men to dress up as women?" Li Jun asked suddenly.

Gao Gao heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "The ones who eat donkey-hide gelatin are women. I pretended to be a woman in order to become one with them and increase the success rate of selling goods, ha ha."

Li Jun nodded with no expression on his face.

"Brother, how many boxes do you want?"

Li Jun waved his hand and asked Gao Gao to take these things back. He turned his head and said to He San: "Forget it, I will forgive you again. If there is a next time, I will definitely punish you. Also, do you know where the dog is?" ?”

He San shook his head.

"The little one didn't know. When the little one saw that bright light, he ran into it with all his might, breaking through the void. Under the powerful space force, the little one lost consciousness in an instant. When he opened his eyes again, he had already arrived here."

"My lord, the young one is miserable these days. I don't know the place well, I have lost all my mana, I hide in hiding every day, I eat garbage, I sleep on grass, and I almost get stewed like a donkey and eat meat."

He Sandonkey's eyes were filled with tears, and he looked aggrieved.

Li Jun glanced at him, and tapped his foot on the half-remained cigar on the ground: "I've smoked the cigar, you're living a pretty comfortable life, yo? Lafite in 82, hehe, this is the first time I've seen you."

He San laughed dryly: "My lord, don't joke, Lafefan wine is nothing more than drinking it to quench your thirst, but this Cuban cigar is really a good thing. Would you like one, my lord? This cigarette is rolled out of a beautiful girl's lap Yes, hehe, Xiang."

Li Jun stared, and He Sanshu trembled in fright: "I'm throwing away the trash cigars."

He San hurriedly turned around and swept all the boxes of cigars on the coffee table into the trash can, and at the same time said viciously to Gao Gao: "Don't do such vulgar things in the future, I, He San, am a dignified dragon. If you want to be my little brother, just You have to learn to be an upright person."

Gao Gao looked confused, he didn't understand, smoking a broken cigar has nothing to do with being aboveboard?
But he still nodded and bowed his waist and said: "What Sanye He taught me is that I won't do it anymore, you can throw it away casually."

Anyway, it's all Pinduoduo 9.9 free shipping, so I don't feel bad if I lose it.

But He Sanye and Li Jun are so amazing, these two thick thighs must be hugged.

Gao Ao grew up with bad grades and loves to fantasize.

Yearning for the grotesque world in fantasy novels, especially detesting the ordinary and boring real life, now, the plots in fantasy novels appear in reality, why not make him happy?
He took a deep breath, ready to hug his thigh.

"Brother, what's your name?"

Li Jun gave him a white look: "I am younger than you."

"You are very capable, you are the big brother, our brothers in Jianghu are not ranked according to age, so I should call you big brother? Big brother, in a few days, I will let a few brothers under my hand come to visit the pier."

The proud figure is tall and thick, with a thick gold chain around his neck, he has a social face, and his voice is full of heroism, which has a sense of loyalty in the world.

Of course, this is all an illusion.

Li Jun will never forget the way he pretends to be a woman on the forum.

Li Jun walked over to hold He San, and said calmly: "My donkey has bothered you, how much it has eaten and drank during this time, you settle the score, and I will transfer your money later."

With Li Jun's appearance like this, he clearly wanted to draw a line with arrogance.

How could Gao Gao agree?
He hastily pulled Li Jun back: "Brother, is he out of touch? Our brothers in the way have always used money together, drank wine together, and have girls...friends. Let's protect them together." Cold sweat, Xin Dao almost slipped his tongue.

"Sorry, I'm an honest student, I'm not involved in gangsters, I'm not a gangster."

Li Jun pulled his sleeves calmly, he didn't want to get in touch with someone like Gao Ao, who was too rich to be reliable at first glance, Gao Gao panicked, and hurriedly stopped Li Jun: "Brother, I was wrong, I don't want to be foolish." , I, I, I, I just say hello."

"After graduating, I achieved nothing. I made a living by selling donkey-hide gelatin every day. By the way, I helped the family look after the donkey farm. Moreover, my brother is Gao Wei, the captain of the city's criminal police brigade. If I was really a gangster, he would not be the first to beat me to death." !"

"Actually, I read too many novels, and I am a serious obsessive patient."

At this moment, Gao Ao's cell phone rang, he smiled apologetically at Li Jun, and turned on the speakerphone: "I'll answer the call."

"Brother, can you call me?"

There was a moment of silence on the other side of the phone, and a voice came: "Aozi, don't go out these days, another big case happened in the city, it's very weird."

Gaoao said: "Brother, I remember, can you tell me what case? I'm curious, is it the same as what was said on the forum?"

The other side of the phone was silent again, and finally a voice came: "I can't tell you the details, the principle of confidentiality, as long as you and your parents don't go out recently, that's all, I'm busy, so I hung up."

"Hey, hey, brother, what are you talking about?" He proudly and depressedly put away his phone.

"What's the case on the forum?" Li Jun asked suddenly.

Seeing that Li Jun took the initiative to talk to him, Gao Gao was obviously very interested in this kind of thing, he rolled his eyes and thought about it.

"The case of the drowning of a living person."

"Two months ago, the corpse hunters in Haizi Lake picked up a female corpse. This female corpse was wearing ancient clothes, combing ancient hairstyles, wearing gold hairpins and jade hairpins on her head, no socks on her feet, and bare feet. Wearing a pair of embroidered shoes."

"It's weird, but all the corpses taken out of the water will become fat and white, but the female corpse is lifelike, just like when it was alive."

Li Jundao: "Could it be a cosplayer fan, the drowning time is not long, and the body has no time to swell?"

Gaoao shook his head: "No, if this is the case, there will be no uproar on the forum. In fact, the first thing the corpse fisher picked up was a coffin."

"The large nanmu coffin has been turned into ebony for some years, which is commonly known as gloomy wood. That coffin is priceless."

Li Jun asked: "What happened later?"

Gao Gao smiled wryly: "After the coffin was picked up, the corpse hunters became greedy and killed each other. When the city team found out, they were all dead. It is said that the death conditions were so miserable that the investigators vomited."

Li Jun frowned: "Curse?"

Gao Gao shook his head: "I don't know. At that time, the city team invited firefighters to break open the coffin. The coffin was full of water. There was such a female corpse lying in the water, lifelike."

"Is there something wrong with the female corpse?"

"No, the forensic examination revealed that it was a very ordinary female corpse. It was a coincidence that it was preserved intact. Hehe, this is just an official statement. Netizens on the forum have rumored that this is a century-old corpse."

(End of this chapter)