Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 212 The Taoist is a magic stick 【Subscribe! 】

"Connected to the signal?"

The entire hall was filled with cheers.

Dwight took the lead in applauding: "Finally succeeded"

No one knows how Dwight felt when the Mars rover lost contact.

Dwight, who was tortured by fear, anger, worry, doubt, and so on, almost went crazy.

Many netizens around the world are questioning why the beautiful country doesn't release photos of Mars?In the past, the beautiful country was very high-profile in this regard, why is it suddenly silent?
Wait, all kinds of doubts caused him to be accused by all parties. In just a few days, Dwight seemed to have taken a trip to hell.

Now, the rover is finally back to work.

However, in an instant, the applause and cheers stopped abruptly, everyone's expressions became strange, and the entire hall was silent.

The two Mars rovers and the Mars helicopter were not sent to Mars by their strength, but by the power of the gods.

Dwight closed his eyes slightly and took a few breaths.When he opened his eyes, Dwight had a faint smile on his face: "Our Mars rover has never had any problems, it's just dormant, and now the signal transmission is established, and three days later, it will be broadcast live to the world at the same time."

Dwight didn't dare to think too much, God...appeared!
If there were all kinds of doubts before, what should I say now that the Mars rover has been sent to Mars?
Can you still doubt it?

Qingyun Temple is relatively quiet.

The avatar does not need Zhang Qingyun's soul power to control it. With the teleportation array, the avatar can be teleported there directly. The nine avatars are dispatched together, and they are already on Mars, digging holes, waiting for Zhang Qingyun to engrave talismans and arrange the formation.

Zhang Qingyun sat cross-legged on the futon, and carved jade talismans very seriously.

The cat spirit was lying at Zhang Qingyun's feet, and the jade chips fell on his head. The cat spirit shook his ears and shook his head.

Cat Spirit feels very fun and never tires of it.

It was not until the morning that Zhang Qingyun put down the jade and stretched.

Burning for half a day, without a break, the spirit is still a little tired.

Burning formation talisman seals, the power of Yin God, and the consumption of true essence are still very large.

After lunch, Zhang Qingyun glanced at the gate of the Taoist temple. Xiao Xing was bitten by a dog and is not here today.Zhang Qingyun carried the futon to the gate, intending to comprehend the various states of the world and complete the Yin spirit.

Before he put down the futon, he heard a teasing voice: "Hey, that old Taoist priest has appeared again. Let me ask him. I have to ask him to tell the truth."

It was the same woman who played True Dare back then. Apparently Zhang Qingyun didn't say she was pretty last time, and this woman is still not convinced.

And Zhang Qingyun's face darkened: "Old Taoist priest?"

This woman has a serious eye problem.

Pindao is only 35 years old this year, and he is in the prime of his youth. The 35-year-old unmarried high-quality youth in Shanghai is too old?where old?
Pindao is still a high-quality unmarried youth!

Zhang Qingyun grew a beard, which was nearly twenty centimeters long.

This is called Immortal Style Daogu, okay?
"These women are really rich."

Ten yuan, oh. It has risen to fifteen.

Merchants are too good at doing business, so they raise prices in disguise, and the milk tea is divided into large and small cups.

Now in front of the milk tea shop, the price has been clearly marked, ten yuan for a small cup of milk tea, fifteen yuan for a large cup of milk tea Zhang Qingyun saw that every woman was holding a large cup of milk tea, and no one was holding a small cup of milk tea: "Tsk tsk. Drinking milk without producing milk is tantamount to wasting.”

Ninety-nine percent of the women here are working part-timers, drinking a cup of milk tea every day?

Oh, these women, sometimes they have a drink in the afternoon.

Zhang Qingyun still remembers the first cup of milk tea in autumn, the first cup of milk tea in spring, etc. When the ancestors divided the 24 solar terms, it was to distinguish the seasons and engage in agricultural production.

How would the ancestors feel if they knew that the 24 solar terms they divided were almost occupied by women, making it Valentine's Day?Perhaps the ancestors were puzzled: "Why are women taking advantage of the production festivals?"

Looking at the woman drinking milk tea and playing with her mobile phone, Zhang Qingyun was speechless.

Smacking his mouth, Zhang Qingyun was really curious: "Is it good?"

Whether it's delicious or not, Zhang Qingyun doesn't intend to continue watching.The woman on the opposite side had already walked over: "Tsk tsk, the poor road is not closed, let's see if you dare to come in."

The Taoist temple is deep and very quiet.

When you come in, you yell with a broken throat, and people outside can't hear it.

"Pooh"

Zhang Qingyun spit: "It must have been influenced by the spring. I went deep into the dreams of those people, and was led to ruin by them. My thoughts are evil. How pure was the impoverished way back then."

Zhang Qingyun entered the Taoist temple, and sure enough, the woman hesitated: "This Taoist priest has no good intentions."

Lure me in?
then huh?
Women didn't dare to come in, but a man came in: "Master Dao, you finally opened the door."

"What are you doing here?"

Seeing the person coming, Zhang Qingyun frowned directly. He really didn't like it. This man was Yuan Fang.

Yuan Fang was a little embarrassed, turned around and glanced at the women in front of the Taoist temple, his face was a little ugly, these women were the ones who teased him last time.

These women are tough, shameless, and will say anything.

"That... It's the same thing as last time. If the Taoist priest helps out, I will kowtow to the Taoist gods and give some sesame oil money."

In order to avoid ridicule, Yuan Fang spoke very cryptically.

The group of women in front of the Taoist temple were all too bold.

Zhang Qingyun waved his hand: "Layman, Qingyun Temple is a view of descendants, and does not accept foreign incense, so as not to mess up the incense of the ancestors. Secondly, sesame oil money, that is what monks call it, and what Taoist temples give is called alms, pity, and offerings." .Furthermore, Qingyun Temple is not supported."

This Taoist priest is a fool, isn't it that others have sent money to his door?
This is not Zhang Qingyun's stupidity, but the rules, the unchangeable rules since ancient times.

What about other Taoist temples, Zhang Qingyun doesn't know, Qingyun Temple is not supported.

As the saying goes: Receive the incense from the disciples and protect the blessings of the descendants.

Accepting foreign incense will mess up the spiritual blessings of the ancestors and ruin one's own luck.

"Master."

Yuan Fang's face was full of embarrassment: "I don't understand these rules, what the hell Goddess Wang hurt me, what the hell, she knows nothing, but she hurt me badly."

Cursing, Yuan Fang kept company: "Master, please help, this is a life-saving thing."

I can't do it if I don't come, I don't know if it's a psychological reason, or if I was really punished by the gods.

Now when he urinates, no matter how tight his bladder is, he still can't release water. But when he didn't pay attention, he urinated his pants.Also, people in their thirties always wet the bed
I went to several hospitals for diagnosis, but nothing happened.

The psychiatrist also saw it, and there is no psychological problem.

Science has to be believed. He believes that there is really nothing wrong with him. It was that time when he was drunk and put water in front of the Taoist temple. Since then, this problem has been with him.

Now the children dislike him, the wife dislikes him, sometimes when he is working, his pants are wet.
Colleagues also started laughing at him, and he couldn't even lift his head.

"Master Dao. I was really wrong. I can't take it anymore. If this continues, I will really go crazy."

Speaking of this, Yuan Fang's trousers became wet again, and the water flowed down his trouser legs.

Yuan Fang's face froze and turned slightly pale.

Because of him, bursts of laughter were heard.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw seven or eight girls crowded together in front of the Taoist temple, holding milk tea and staring at his pants.

Yuan Fang wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in immediately.

"Pfft."

Yuan Fang knelt in front of Zhang Qingyun: "Master Dao, I was really wrong, take pity on me, let me go"

Zhang Qingyun's head is full of black lines, what the fuck is wrong with your own psychology, what are you doing on Pindao.

But not to mention, Zhang Qingyun was a little surprised. The wishful talisman last time caused Yuan Fang's mental problems to discharge sewage in front of the Taoist temple. That is an unforgivable thing.

Turning his eyeballs, Zhang Qingyun opened his eyes.

Since people are begging to come to the door, whether it is punishment, or to resolve the cause and effect, whether there is merit or not, the eye of the sky will know.

The radiance was dazzling, and finally turned into one point, turned into a seed, and fell on the back of Yuan Fang's head, and a white beam of light shot up into the sky: "Diligent, dedicated to the family. Pure filial piety for the son, lenient for the father. For husband and friend Respect, ordinary body."

"The benevolent person is benevolent, and the filial person is virtuous. Help is available, the door of merit."

This is not a villain, Zhang Qingyun nodded: "Your problem is a psychological problem, and it is not unsolvable."

Yuan Fang was overjoyed, and Zhang Qingyun took out a jade talisman, then put it back, and took out a talisman paper: "Wear it on your body, and your problem will be solved."

Jade talismans are too expensive, and the money earned by a filial son and a loving father violates his conscience.

Therefore, Zhang Qingyun put the jade talisman back, and a talisman paper was enough to solve Yuan Fang's problem.

"Isn't this something that a magic stick would do?"

"I've seen it in novels and on TV before. Aren't all such talismans a lie?"

"This Taoist priest looks decent, but I didn't expect him to be a liar. I was almost fooled just now, and I followed him into the Taoist temple. My mother, I'm so hung up. If I enter the Taoist temple, I'll be humiliated by him."

Originally, there were only seven or eight women in front of the Taoist temple, people like this, they only went to the lively places, and with this dazzling effort, there were already twenty or thirty women in front of the Taoist temple.

Pointing and chattering, but Zhang Qingyun heard it clearly, and his face darkened instantly.

　Finally caught up!

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