Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 213 Shocking the world 【Subscribe! 】

Yuan Fang's face turned darker, and he knelt down when he was anxious.

These women are not forgiving, who knows the pain in his heart?
I tried everything, I went to the hospital, the gods, the witches, the psychiatrist, and the Chinese medicine. Finally, I chose this place because the root of the disease is here.

Yuan Fang knew very well in his heart that to untie the bell, he had to tie the bell. If he wanted to recover, he had to come to the Taoist temple.

"These ignorant women have left their parents and left the reins. Go find your family's big blue dragon."

In front of my parents, I am a good baby. In front of my son, I am a loving father. In front of my wife, I am a good husband. In front of outsiders, I am super fierce.

Your thoughts, want to influence others?
Don't impose others without suffering from others. If you don't believe it, I believe it!

Reaching out to take the talisman, Yuan Fang firmly believed that the root cause of the disease must be cured from here.

"Master."

Yuan Fang endured the discomfort of the lumps of water on his trousers, and forced a smile on his face.

Zhang Qingyun stretched out two fingers, and the smile on Yuan Fang's face was slightly stiff: "That... I only brought a thousand."

During this period of two thousand, he was unemployed.

What the hell, the faucet was broken, and he was fired. The 1000 yuan was borrowed when his wife came.

"two hundred!"

Jade talismans really cost 2000 yuan, and talisman paper talismans, 200 yuan is a reasonable price.

Poor people can't just work without charging. They can't work in vain.

Yuan Fang took out 200 yuan and handed it to Zhang Qingyun.

"Tsk tsk. There are really people who have been deceived and have problems with their brains. If you buy a piece of paper with 200 yuan, isn't it just a little cinnabar and a few ghost symbols that can cure the disease?"

"If this is true, how many Taoist priests and monks must become miracle doctors and gods and Buddhas?"

"This person has a sick head, I really believe it! Those famous mountains and grand sights, those Taoist priests dare not say that talisman paper can cure diseases."

"This Taoist priest is really good at deceiving people. That little piece of yellow talisman paper costs 200 yuan?"

These women didn't discuss very loudly, so they talked to each other in low voices with their companions.Zhang Qingyun narrowed his eyes. Since ancient times, tongue-twisting women are the most difficult to treat. Even if there is tongue-pulling hell, before these women go to hell, how do they know that their words and deeds have been recorded?

A gossip woman has no retribution in this world, so she is unscrupulous.

They are not afraid!
After all, if you have a mouth, you can say whatever you want, and if you say it, you will not only feel comfortable, but you will not be punished. At this time, even if you scold the street, it is just a violation of the law, and you will be locked up for a few days at most.

Since ancient times, there is really no cure for the headache of gossiping women?

With both hands on their backs and fingers moving together, a series of talisman seals silently landed on the heads of the women who moved their mouths most frequently and spoke the most.

In front of the originally noisy Taoist temple, there was an instant silence.

Yuan Fang's trousers were wet, he got the talisman, and left happily. He left the gate of the Taoist temple, glared at the group of women fiercely, and ran away.

Yuan Fang ran very fast, these women were not only bold, but also spoke more unscrupulously than men.

Caterpillars and the like, dare to say it.

After Yuan Fang left, Zhang Qingyun also closed the door. The moment he closed the door, he saw a few women with astonishment on their faces, a little panic, and fear in their eyes.

"Hmph, although speech is free, there are some things you can't say. Pindao is not a magnanimous person. If it weren't for Pindao's recent practice, the double cultivation of virtue and Xin, and a soft mood, I would directly explode the talisman and blow your mouth. A fossil talisman, let you Can't approach men for three years"

Zhang Qingyun went to the backyard: "Poverty Dao is merciful, so you can't speak for three months."

Poor and narrow-minded, and very bad, he is not a good man or woman.

Don't be fooled by the harmless faces of poor people and animals.

In front of the gate of the Taoist temple, the women onlookers gradually dispersed.

What's the point of staying here when there's no excitement left?
There were still more than a dozen women who did not leave, and several of them, their faces were pale, their eyes were full of horror, they covered their mouths with their hands, staring at the Taoist temple in a daze.

"Xiaomei, what's wrong with you?"

The few women who played truth or dare pulled their companions.

Xiaomei is the most lively, and when she is playing Truth or Dare, she likes to take the edge of the sword the most, either to ask the uncle if I am beautiful, or to tease the child in the stroller.

He even dared to block the men's toilet and let people answer.

What's more, monks and Taoists dare to tease.

Moreover, Xiaomei talked the most and was the most daring. She was chattering just now, why did she stop talking all of a sudden?
This is not in line with her character. At this time, she should keep talking, and only a few words of ridicule are in line with her character.

Xiaomei covered her mouth with her hands, her face was pale, why was there still panic in her eyes?
Who threatened you?

The fierce look in that man's eyes just before he left?
Can that man scare Xiaomei?

impossible
"what"

Xiaomei covered her mouth and made an indistinct sound.

"Ok?"

Xiaomei's companion was a little puzzled.

"You ate too much of the big green dragon last night, and you're stupefied, why can't you speak smoothly?"

A teasing sound came from the side, and Xiaomei's companion frowned slightly.You are unscrupulous, and you can't taunt our friends! As soon as you turned your head, you saw a few women who also covered their mouths with their hands, their faces were pale, and their eyes were full of horror.

Several women were stunned: "What's going on?"

"Ah."

With an indistinct sound from Xiaomei's mouth, she pointed at the Taoist temple.

"Ah."

Those women had similar reactions.

Why do you still learn to be dumb, have you discussed it?
do we know each other?
It's only when buying milk tea that we meet each other, and we don't see each other on weekdays, okay?
"Ah, ah, ah."

Xiaomei was about to jump in a hurry. She was talking well, but suddenly she was speechless, and her voice disappeared. She tried several times, but she still couldn't make a sound. After thousands of words, she finally said, "Ah, right."

Xiaomei is not stupid, on the contrary she is very smart. She knew it right away, because of gossip and bad words, she was silenced.And this person is that Taoist priest!
"Ah."

Xiaomei's anxious tears came out, she wanted to tell her companion how much she helped her to knock on the door and ask the Taoist priest.

If you become dumb, your big blue dragon will lose your forehead, your boyfriend will leave you, how will you live in the future?
But these girlfriends have a very good relationship, why can't they get to know her a little bit?

Not only Xiaomei, but also the other women burst into tears.

Pointing to the Taoist temple: "Ah."

Ever since, in front of the gate of the Taoist temple, there was a sound of ah bah, which attracted many people to look over.

"Why are you still dumb at the party?"

"I don't understand, what did they say?"

"It's so pitiful. He's young and looks pretty good. Why is he dumb?"

Feeling ashamed, their companions pulled them away, turned their heads as they walked, and couldn't stop crying: "Ah."

If someone can translate, they will definitely understand: "Master, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"Pindao understands, it doesn't count if you spare your life, and the power of the automatic talisman will disappear after three months."

Who said gossips can't be cured?
Pindao has a solution!
"Gossiping woman, let Pindao break the merits, and people who are as low-key as Pindao will show their magical powers."

Zhang Qingyun sighed: "Not enough mood, not enough mood. Three months is too short, they open their mouths to talk, how can they not say it? They should keep their mouths shut for a lifetime."

Tsk tsk Pindao is so merciful, I only sealed your mouths for three months.

Sitting down cross-legged, he continued to engrave talisman seals. Suddenly, Zhang Qingyun felt a surge of warm current, and then was directly intercepted by the small bell in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Is that okay?"

Punishment of a few gossips, but there is still merit?
Although not much, four women were punished and twelve merits were obtained: "I seem to have overlooked something before."

Merit is my biggest concern if I go astray.
From now on, I will be idle and have nothing to do. I will swim all over the world with a fishhook, punish the evil and promote the good, and show my holiness to the world.

Zhang Qingyun frowned: "It may not be good. In that case, if someone enshrines me, wouldn't I become an incense cultivator?"

Faith is poisonous.
Shaking his head, Zhang Qingyun smiled, with a bit of embarrassment.

Continue to write the talismans, Zhang Qingyun did not go out, the next day Xiaoxing came again, without knocking on the door, just quietly took the novel, sat down in the doorway, and read quietly.

Half a month later, Zhang Qingyun suddenly discovered that the novel in Xiaoxing's hands had become a Taoist scripture.

"Tsk tsk. This woman has betrayed her faith. Tathagata is about to cry."

In the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun put down the jade talisman: "This woman has a mine at home, can she support such an idler like this?"

doesn't work either?

Being poor, everyone is envious, this is the life that everyone envies!

Not only Xiaoxing would come every day, but Xiaomei and the women would come every day since they were silenced.

At the beginning, just stand in front of the Taoist temple for a while, three times a day, and then walk away.

Later, when they saw Xiaoxing who was studying quietly, they mistakenly thought that Xiaoxing had the same experience as them and was also a mute.So when they came again, they had an extra book in their hands and sat down next to Xiaoxing.
Are they suffering together?
"That's fine, read quietly, cultivate your body and mind."

The talisman has been planted, if it is untied, there will be karma.
"Planting the sealing talisman is not just humiliating the poor, it is the transformation of the accumulated karma of chattering and gossiping over time. This shows that there is a lot of gossip on weekdays."

After burning the talisman for a long time, Zhang Qingyun was a little tired. He lay on the deck chair and turned into a clone to make lunch. With a thought, Zhang Qingyun contacted the eight amulets on Mars.

The eight amulets are digging holes like a raging fire, and there are [-] holes in the eye holes of the complex array, which has been dug by one-third: "Tsk tsk. This progress is not slow, just"

The jade energy of the amulet itself has been consumed by more than half, leaving one-third: "A jade amulet incarnation can persist on Mars for more than 20 days at most, less than a month."

"These eight avatars will be replaced in two days. They will be placed in the formation to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the energy will be replenished in three to five years. It would be a pity if they are useless."

This is all for nothing.

While muttering here, Zhang Qingyun's face moved slightly, and a smile appeared: "I almost forgot about the beautiful country, so this is here?"

In the distance, the Mars helicopter flew over quickly, and quickly attracted the attention of the eight avatars. The eight avatars who were digging pits all looked up at the Mars helicopter, with strange smiles on their faces: "This deity is here for business again."

At the NASA headquarters, Dwight folded his arms and looked at the big screen.

At the beginning, it was said that it took three days to live broadcast Mars to the world. After more than ten days of debugging, all the equipment was just adjusted to the most perfect state yesterday.

The point is that weapons are mounted on the Mars rover and the Mars helicopter. This is the focus of constant debugging, so some time was wasted.

Now, a live broadcast has finally been launched around the world, allowing them to witness the technological power of the beautiful country.

The surface of Mars is clear, and the gravel can be seen clearly. This is a camera equipment developed by the beautiful country with a lot of money. It was originally intended to be used in the next Mars exploration equipment.

With the help of the gods this time, it can be regarded as helping them launch a Mars rover for free.

神尊
Thinking of that mysterious man who conquered Athena and took him as a servant and maidservant, Dwight felt a burst of fire in his heart: "Think about it, see you again, Lord God! Even if you become a servant of God, you can live forever!"

While thinking about how to meet the god again, a staff member came to Dwight's side: "Mr. White, we have demonstrated our technological strength, which has caused a lot of repercussions around the world. Would you like to see them?" Message?"

message?

NASA has opened a message function on their webpage, and they can even interact with each other to let them know the confidence of the beautiful country.

The slave country of the beautiful country received the most intense response.

All over the world, the servant countries of the beautiful country have exploded at this time: "Look, the Mars rover of the beautiful country is not malfunctioning, but it is dormant. Now the beautiful country's Mars rover, let you know what it means to slap your face!"

"The beautiful country is so advanced in technology, how could there be problems with the Mars rover?"

"Even if the Yuyu and Yili rovers are dormant, the beautiful country still has the Yongqi rovers still working."

"The service life is expected to be three months, and it has been working for more than ten years. Who can have this kind of technology? Only the beautiful country!"

"Tsk tsk."

A netizen excitedly said: "Look, the technological products of the beautiful country are really awesome, you can see the gravel clearly, this is the technology!"

"Come on, beautiful country, hurry up and launch the Mars landing plan, transform Mars into a livable home, and then we will live on Mars too!"

All praises!

Er. There was a sound of flattering, and even encouragement.

However, netizens from all over the world standing in front of their computers suddenly saw a scene that shocked them.

During the flight of the Mars helicopter, I saw a flat place, and several people in robes were digging a hole with a pickaxe!

"Umaikadi, what did we see?"

"This is really a picture taken on Mars. Why did I see someone digging the ground?"

"Is this a Martian?"

"Breaking news, there are people on Mars!"

"How is this possible? The environment on Mars is simply not suitable for human survival. How could there be humans on Mars?"

"Beautiful Country is deceiving the whole world? Is it a picture of Mars taken in a studio?"

It’s too shocking!

so suspicious
Someone on Mars? !

The world is shocked.

"Mr. Dwight."

At the NASA headquarters, a staff member had a bad face: "Now they are all questioning us, whether the shooting was done in the studio, and whether it deceived the whole world."

"Stupid guy!"

The corner of Dwight's mouth curled up: "Those who understand will naturally understand that only trolls who are indiscriminate will vent their dissatisfaction and scold their mothers."

Dwight lowered his arms, his face was a little excited: "Don't forget, we have weapons!"

"Show our weapons, don't cut off the live broadcast, let those stupid asses see how strong the beautiful country is"

Dwight put his hands on the back of a staff member's chair: "Kill these Martians, and then let our equipment study the Martians well, and let us shock the world!"

In three months, the beautiful country intensively developed a weapon, repeated tests, and simulated the Martian environment. Finally, it was successfully developed and equipped on the Mars rover and Mars helicopter.

"We want to show the stupid Martians how powerful we Earthlings are!"

Dwight is full of confidence in this weapon. Navigation cannot be turned on on Mars, but Dwight is still full of confidence: "Don't wait, fire first."

"Mr. Dwight, the Mars Helicopter, has reached the range of the weapon, is it firing?"

"Fire!"

The corner of Dwight's mouth curled up, revealing a trace of cruelty: "Kill the damned Martian!"

The Mars helicopter carries equipment that can study the human body. As long as the Martians are killed and the corpses of the Martians are studied, it will definitely be an earth-shattering event that will affect the future for the beautiful country.

By studying the Martian corpses and making medicines, the beautiful country can transform the human body, and immigrate to Mars directly without any space equipment.

The Martians used to be just guesses, and even made a lot of fake videos. They were just imaginations before, and this is the real Martians!
"Mr. Dwight, the Martians are moving. We don't have a positioning system, so it's hard to pinpoint the Martians."

"No, Mr. Dwight, the Martians approached us, and they picked up the stones on the ground."

"Mr. Dwight."

The live broadcast screen suddenly went dark, and the staff was stunned for a while: "Mars Helicopter, lost contact again!"

"It's over. It was a stupid decision to fire on the Martians. We should live in peace with them. I have a hunch that we will get revenge if we offend the Martians."

The NASA headquarters was dead silent, and the other two big screens were still broadcasting the images of Mars brought by the other two Mars rovers.

Those staff members were full of worries.

For some reason, Dwight not only didn't feel depressed or worried, but was rather joyful, and kept praying in his heart: "My lord, we can meet again!"

Dwight was full of joy, but the world lost its voice: "Martians! There are Martians!"

Some netizens were shocked, and they rebroadcasted the live broadcast of the Yuyu and Yili Mars rover. Fortunately, the live broadcast is still there. Netizens around the world watched the live broadcast quietly and did not speak.

"Are the Martians still coming?"

The Martian, so it looks like this, with black hair and yellow skin?
"Mr. Dwight. We really angered the Martians. The Martian army has surrounded us. Do you want to open fire!"

The other two staff members in front of the screen exclaimed.

Dwight turned his head to look, and was stunned
On the screen, on the two screens, on the live broadcast of the Mars rovers of the Encounter and the Standing rover, there are densely packed, thousands of Martians, wearing armor and holding spears, appearing in the live broadcast.

"Tsk tsk."

In the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun controlled the fishing rod and took it back.

Brought a lot of soybeans from the kitchen: "Let you see what is called Scattering Beans into Soldiers"

It's just that soybeans are too wasteful, but now that Zhang Qingyun is rich, the soybeans that he was reluctant to eat before have grown hairs, and Zhang Qingyun brought half a bag of soybeans to Mars.

With a thought, the soybeans fell to the ground and turned into warriors wearing armor and holding spears.

"Shock you first, and then smash your rover."

In the future, Mars is Zhang Qingyun's back garden, how can he allow others to get involved?
Therefore, we must deter them first, convince them that there are people living on Mars, and let them stop landing on Mars, so that Mars will be quiet.

"Attack! Warriors!"

Zhang Qingyun beamed, and the densely packed soldiers rushed towards the Mars rover.

The speed was astonishingly fast, passing hundreds of meters in the blink of an eye, the spears smashed around, and the two rovers almost became a sieve.
"I don't know if there is any use value, and if we can exchange more jade from the beautiful country."

Zhang Qingyun withdrew the hook, and the avatar continued to work.

And the world, after the silence, exploded: "Mars has indigenous people, and there are humans!"

People from all over the world felt fear in their hearts. Mars is too close to the earth: "Fortunately, they still seem to be living in a primitive society and will not pose a threat to us for the time being."

"Is this going to trigger an interstellar war, and the earthlings are going to destroy the Martians?"

"Mars does not seem to be desolate, it is suitable for human survival!"

"We're going to conquer Mars!"

Zhang Qingyun didn't know about this, he only knew how to defend his back garden and not be disturbed.

Clone No. [-], but stood beside Zhang Qingyun: "My lord, the Taoist temple is out of food. Only the condiments are left."

Zhang Qingyun sighed: "Hey, no matter how much shock it brings, the poor will still have to eat and drink."

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