Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 453 Old Taoist, loves to brag 【Subscribe! 】

"Hey are you scared"

Zhang Qingyun didn't turn around, and saw everything clearly with his mind: "Little girl, you are going to be aggressive just now? With your two actions, it's okay to deal with ordinary weak chickens. You are no match for stronger men."

That's it, still engaging in sneak attacks?
Want to beat Pindao to the ground?

"I thought how brave I was, but I'm not as good as an ordinary woman."

Jiang Yuhan looked carefree, with a hint of wildness, like a boy.

However, it has been proven that this courage is really not that big.

A woman with a carefree personality and a hint of wildness may not necessarily be courageous: "Only those who have no sense of security in their hearts will behave fiercely everywhere, and only those who are weak in themselves like to pretend to be strong in front of others."

A strong person has a gentle personality, and if he doesn't move, he will die, and if he moves, the land will collapse.

In fact, the same is true in the animal kingdom.

The weaker the animal, the more bells and whistles it has to frighten people.

"There are no absolutes, but this Jiang Yuhan is obviously insecure and weak, which is why he behaves like this."

Zhang Qingyun continued to walk forward without stopping: "It's okay to have personality, but if personality is annoying, that is the failure of being a human being."

"Be a man first, then a fairy."

"This character must be changed first, otherwise it will also cultivate a person who loves to cause trouble."

Pindao is to cultivate practitioners, not to cause trouble.

With these thoughts in Zhang Qingyun's mind, Jiang Yuhan had already rushed to the door.

Reaching out to pull the door, Jiang Yuhan was really frightened. Whether he entered by mistake or was guided in, it doesn't matter anymore.

She met a ghost!
"Mom"

Jiang Yuhan, who reached out to pull the door, screamed again in fright.

The door was clearly in front of her eyes, but she stretched out her hand, but no matter what, she couldn't touch the door. It seemed that the distance that was within reach, but after she stretched out her hand, it was still that distance.

It didn't decrease by half because she reached out.

If we say that what the Taoist priest showed just now is the horror of a ghost.

Then the gate in front of him shows ghosts and monsters!
After watching a lot of horror movies in the past two days, many images immediately appeared in her mind. The originally dark face was now pale, like ashes.

Endocrine completes body functions at a speed countless times higher than usual.

In an instant, Jiang Yuhan felt his bladder swell.

The nerves stimulated the brain, making her want to release water.

"Ok?"

Want to freak out?
Zhang Qingyun was a little speechless: "This woman obviously came empty-handed. If she peed her pants, it would be inconvenient to change her clothes."

After all, sometimes Zhang Qingyun's eyes, the wall can't block his sight at all.

I'm not the kind of person who takes the initiative to commit crimes, but I can't act recklessly in front of me and take off my clothes casually
I don't want to see it, so don't take the initiative to show it to me
"Hey"

Zhang Qingyun touched her nose, don't really frighten her, leaving a psychological shadow.

In the future, even if one's cultivation base is improved, one's expression will change.

So what's the point of practicing, no matter how high your cultivation base is?
It’s okay if Zhang Qingyun didn’t yell, but this yell, even if it’s just a single word, is like the gate has been ordered, and the torrent will surge for three thousand miles. Jiang Yuhan’s reservoir opened.
still pee
As soon as Zhang Qingyun covered his forehead, the psychological shadow had already left, and Jiang Yuhan would also be psychologically traumatized after peeing his pants today: "You deserve it."

"Pindao really didn't do it on purpose."

Jiang Yuhan attacked Zhang Qingyun, Zhang Qingyun fought back?

With one breath, Jiang Yuhan was about to be annihilated in ashes.

Ignore it, instinctively fight back?
Sensing the air machine, he instinctively fought back, and Jiang Yuhan couldn't bear it, and immediately turned into a meat paste.

Ignore it, get beaten?
It will only help Jiang Yuhan's arrogance.

"Forget it, I have a psychological shadow on ghosts, and I will succeed in my cultivation in the future, and I will be sent to the island country to practice."

Zhang Qingyun turned around.

Jiang Yuhan squatted on the ground with water stains under his feet.

"hiss"

What a great speed!

The moment the valve opened and the water started to drain, Jiang Yuhan immediately took off his pants.

It was a drop of water, but it didn't drip on the pants.

Is this trained?
"It's pretty sensible."

Not completely intimidated.

Zhang Qingyun didn't look much, and when Jiang Yuhan didn't notice him turning around, he turned around again: "Hmph, it's in broad daylight, where did the ghost come from?"

Where did the ghost come from in broad daylight?

Jiang Yuhan was taken aback. When he pulled up his pants, his pale face turned purple.

It is really that the skin is a bit dark, and the blush is hard to see, only the face is a little purple.

"Clean in front of that door, and come find me in the backyard."

Looking at the back of Zhang Qingyun who was going away, Jiang Yuhan's face was even more purple and faintly black.

"If it's not a ghost, then it's a real expert?!"

Looking at the water stains under his feet, Jiang Yuhan was a little ashamed: "I just came here, and I was scared to pee. This matter must be concealed. There will be people coming later, so don't be caught by others."

"If they talk nonsense, I'll beat them up."

Jiang Yuhan's muttering stopped abruptly, who to beat?
That Taoist priest is very powerful.

Beat up those who also came to practice?
It's like a bad student in the class, rat shit in the pot. She changed several schools, and wasn't expelled because of that?

So, at the age of 17, he started to break into the society.

Zhang Qingyun arrived in the backyard, and after a while, he saw Jiang Yuhan coming to the backyard to find a water mop.

"Master."

After tidying up, Jiang Yuhan obediently stood in front of Zhang Qingyun.

"Well"

Zhang Qingyun responded lightly. At this moment, Jiang Yuhan looked as cute as a kitten.In fact, the irascibility in his bones, the gene of aggressiveness in his bones, are just because of being forced to hide.

Hidden when encountering strong, this character is not bad.

But, that's not enough!

"Go and tidy up the vegetable garden there."

Pointing to the vegetable garden in the west, Zhang Qingyun said, "Be careful."

"Sip?"

Tidy up the vegetable garden?
This girl has never cleaned up the pots where she planted flowers, so how to clean up the vegetable garden?
It's such a big area, it can't be finished in a day.

"you are not willing?"

Zhang Qingyun squinted at her.

Jiang Yuhan's heart skipped a beat. The man in front of him is a very weird boss. If he offends him, he will
You can't offend him, otherwise you will be the only one who is unlucky.

"I do not know."

Gathering up his courage, Jiang Yuhan's voice was a little soft.

"It's okay if you don't do the vegetable garden, No."

Flipping the palm of his hand, Zhang Qingyun had an extra Taoist scripture in his hand: "Take this Taoist scripture Chapter 1, one thousand and eighty points, at night, if you can recite it, you can tidy up the vegetable garden, and you can recite scriptures, which one do you choose? ?”

Open your eyes wide, wide open again.

How did the Taoist get out that Taoist scripture?

Magic?
These are not important anymore, no, the turning point is here?
Which one to choose between farming and reading, a fool also knows which one to choose: "I choose Taoism."

Zhang Qingyun nodded: "If you can't learn it, I will give you three acres of land and ask you to take care of it."

Three acres of land?
The entire Taoist temple is added together, and there is no three acres.

This is the magic capital!

If you can have three acres of land in Shanghai, you will be rich.

Unless the suburbs?

"My girl is at least a junior high school education level. Can you still learn the Taoist scriptures with a thousand characters?"

If you can't memorize a thousand words for most of the day, then you are stupid.

Full of confidence, Jiang Yuhan took the scriptures and walked aside.

When he opened the Taoist scriptures, Jiang Yuhan was a little confused.Just flip through a few pages, it's all in traditional characters!

"They know me, I don't know them"

Most of them can be roughly guessed, or recognized according to the shape of the characters.Some words are completely unknown. Even on-site teaching, these unfamiliar words cannot be memorized in a short period of time.

"Master."

Jiang Yuhan was a little anxious. Just like this Taoist scripture, let alone memorizing it in the afternoon, she was able to read it smoothly in the afternoon because she was smart: "These words"

"Facing the unknown, we always imagine that things are actually very simple and easy to do, but when we started doing this, we discovered that the degree of suffering of this matter far exceeded our expectations."

"Sometimes, what we think is difficult is actually the easiest. What we think is easy may be the most difficult."

Zhang Qingyun himself also took out a Daoist scripture, opened it and said: "You have to make your own choice, and you have to make it yourself. Are you trying to get out of the way?"

"But I don't know the words"

Jiang Yuhan wanted to cry but had no tears, because there was no room for regret.

Zhang Qingyun stretched out his hand to grab it, and there was an extra dictionary in his hand. With a slight push, the dictionary fell lightly in front of Jiang Yuhan: "If you don't know it, go and look it up in the dictionary yourself."

Holding the dictionary, Jiang Yuhan was in a mess.

"You are well prepared!"

Dictionaries, all ready for us?
This time, Jiang Yuhan really misunderstood Zhang Qingyun. This dictionary was not specially prepared for them.

This was used by Zhang Qingyun in the past. Before Zhang Qingyun learned Taoism, he didn’t know many words. Master Yunsheng bought a dictionary and taught him how to use it. The later Taoism was basically taught by Zhang Qingyun. made.

The dictionary and the dictionary are preserved like this.

"Master."

Jiang Yuhan hesitated for a moment, but still mustered up the courage to ask, "Where is the three acres of land?"

If you really can't learn it, you should choose the three acres of land.

Perhaps, farming is easier than reciting scriptures.

Three acres of land. Actually, it’s not that big.

Jiang Yuhan silently calculated: "How many square meters is one mu of land? More than 300 square meters?"

It seems so, if it is more than 300 square meters, three acres of land, it seems that there is not much?

The area of ​​my villa seems to be more than [-] square meters.

so small.

Looking at Jiang Yuhan who stretched out his fingers as if he was calculating something, Zhang Qingyun instantly understood.What Jiang Yuhan was thinking, Zhang Qingyun had a good guess.

"Girl, you are not good enough. One mu of land is not more than 300 square meters, it is about 667 square meters."

How did you get to this level when you were in school?
It doesn't matter whether the level of education is high or not, since you want to know, let me tell you: "Those places are on Mars"

Mars?

Jiang Yuhan rolled his eyes, you, an old Taoist priest, are as unreliable as those flamboyant young masters.

Why don't you say Jupiter?

Growing crops in the gas on Jupiter, that's the thing.
This girl finally understands, this old Taoist priest loves to brag.

An old Taoist who loves bragging.
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