Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 454 If you can become a fairy, why not be a licking dog 【Please subscribe! 】

Whether the old Taoist is bragging or not is completely unimportant.

Jiang Yuhan took the dictionary and began to phoneticize the unknown characters.

Three acres of land. Want to resist?

Jiang Yuhan knew very well that he had no strength to resist.

Although the Taoist priest had limited means of showing off, Jiang Yuhan knew that she didn't even have the ability to walk out of the Taoist temple.She is now a bird in a cage, let this Taoist play with her, doing whatever she wants
"hiss"

Jiang Yuhan took a deep breath in his heart: "I hope this Taoist priest is not a pervert, an ugly girl like me, he will not be a beast."

In the past, Jiang Yuhan would always be envious and jealous when he saw a beautifully dressed woman, thinking that a woman was so beautifully dressed, who did he want to seduce?

If the heart is not coquettish, the heels are not high.

Well, the times have changed, you can be flamboyant without wearing high heels.
Anyway, in Jiang Yuhan's heart, well-dressed women have a purpose.

Now, she felt that it was safer to be ugly.

Zhang Qingyun flipped through the Taoist scriptures, and he didn't care what Jiang Yuhan was thinking.

Jiang Yuhan thought about it for a while, and began to add pinyin to the unfamiliar words. The Taoist temple was very quiet.

In the afternoon, the gate of the Taoist temple was knocked again.

"Go open the door."

Glancing at Jiang Yuhan, Zhang Qingyun said softly.

Jiang Yuhan, who was reciting the scriptures silently, was interrupted in an instant, and immediately felt upset: "Don't go. Ga. Uh. Okay."

Feeling upset, Jiang Yuhan still put down the Taoist scriptures: "I went to open the door, but I wasted time, and then you have to allow me an hour."

It's afternoon, most of the day has passed.

One thousand and eighty points, she can only peek at the scriptures and recite them stutteringly, which is not very easy.

"You have no room for conditions. After opening the door, the time is up, and you start reciting scriptures."

Everything is conditional, the poor Tao has long surpassed the Tao, and the new Tao has achieved great success.

Cultivation cannot be conditional.

"I understand."

Jiang Yuhan whispered: "I can't speak, it is a mistake to speak."

Feeling very upset, Jiang Yuhan opened the gate of the Taoist temple, and in front of him stood a boy with a backpack, at most thirteen or fourteen years old.He is not short, about 1.8 meters in height, but a little thin.

The young man had low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, but he was quite handsome.

"Brother from a rich family, everyone is overnourished. How big is this? Why are you so tall?"

Thirteen or fourteen years old, with a height of 1.8 meters, does this mean that he wants to grow to two meters in the future?

"Xu Guoxing pays homage to the Taoist priest"

The moment the door was opened, the boy knelt down directly.

"I really know how to lick."

Jiang Yuhan pouted, why didn't she think of this trick when she first came here?
Regardless of whether this Taoist priest is capable or not, let's not suffer for now. If he is really incompetent, how about finding an excuse to go out one day and just run away?
"You kneeled wrongly, the Taoist priest is inside."

Jiang Yuhan rolled his eyes, not to mention being kneeled, although he didn't intend to kneel himself, but it was quite cool to kneel at his feet.

Xu Guoxing looked up, saw Jiang Yuhan, and stood up silently without saying a word.

"follow me"

A boring gourd, so boring.

As the saying goes, misfortune comes out of the mouth, if there is a bad mouth, if there is a [-]-year-old boy, it can also help her attract firepower, right?

"Xu Guoxing, pay homage to the Taoist priest."

In the backyard, when Xu Guoxing saw Zhang Qingyun, he trotted up to Zhang Qingyun, and knelt down directly: "I wish Taoist priest enjoy the immortal blessing forever, and realize the Dao soon."

really good at licking
Jiang Yuhan had some taste.

"I don't like good babies"

Jiang Yuhan roared inwardly, but that nasty old Taoist priest had a smile on his face.

"get up"

Zhang Qingyun likes good babies. Good babies are not weak in character, but stable in nature.

Only a person with a stable personality can feel at ease.

"Ai"

Xu Guoxing kowtowed a few times before getting up.

"Your grandfather is a smart man."

If Jiang Yuhan was just a descendant of Xu Kaiyang's old friends and relatives, this Xu Guoxing was Xu Kaiyang's grandson.

Xu Guoxing lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to the eye, he didn't say much, but his face was full of cute smiles.

"Although he is young, he has a stable personality, which is good."

After being praised, Xu Guoxing said: "Master Daoist, although I am young, I had a nocturnal emission last year, and I am full of energy and can practice."

"shameless!"

Jiang Yuhan cursed in a low voice, didn't he pay attention to the occasion when he spoke?

Didn't you see the girl by your side?
"It's time to practice."

Xu Guoxing is only 14 years old, and he was 13 years old last year, so he matured quite early.

Zhang Qingyun remembers that his mature age was 15 years old
Forehead.
Just wanting to experience the beauty of 20 years ago, Zhang Qingyun threw this idea out of his mind, turned his palm, and Zhang Qingyun had an extra exercise in his hand: "Take it and understand it carefully, if you don't know it, come and ask me."

"Yes"

Xu Guoxing took over the exercises and was even more obedient. He looked around and saw a futon next to him, so he sat on it and began to read the exercises.

"unfair!"

Jiang Yuhan frowned, his face full of dissatisfaction: "Why did he get the exercises just after he came, and I still have to recite Taoism when I come?"

Xu Guoxing was a little surprised, and turned to look at Zhang Qingyun and Jiang Yuhan.

"You start reciting Taoist scriptures."

Zhang Qingyun didn't answer her: "If you don't know how to recite, go to Mars to farm."

Farming on Mars?

Xu Guoxing was not surprised. His grandfather had been to Mars, so he obviously knew about it.

"Why?"

Jiang Yuhan was even more dissatisfied.

"You can leave if you don't want to"

Zhang Qingyun didn't force it.

Cultivating the Tao and cultivating the mind, Jiang Yuhan's mind is not enough, even if he can practice and succeed in learning, he will inevitably cause trouble.

If you don't hone your mind, distinguish right from wrong, and look at everything objectively, then you are not suitable for practice.With this kind of mind, the state of Qi refining is fine, but the state of foundation establishment requires comprehension of Dao practice, and the chance of becoming obsessed will inevitably increase.

"I don't want to leave!"

Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth, I'm here to see how partial you are.

I'm going to prove it to you, the good baby in your eyes is not as good as mine!

"At that time, Yuanshi Tianzun was in the Daluo Heaven, in the Yujing Mountain, and for all the gods and immortals, he said that in this life, he will get the Tao. The gods said, I am you, and I will enlighten my body and mind, and I will explain the essentials of the Tao. , all of them have been practiced since then, and they have mastered the subtleties. Good men and good women, relying on fasting, are the bridges of Jin."

Jiang Yuhan recited a scripture when his voice suddenly stopped
The following content. I racked my brains and couldn't remember it.

Zhang Qingyun didn't remind or urge her, just waited at ease.

After being stunned for a few minutes, Jiang Yuhan lowered his head to look at the scripture in his hand several times, and tried to open it several times to take a look, but he still held back.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, and Jiang Yuhan continued to recite: "Everything has potential, shows the true way, and realizes this Dharma, which can be accepted and upheld. In righteous thoughts, the five viscera are cool and the six viscera are in harmony."

The voice stopped again, Jiang Yuhan's eyes rolled around, thinking hard
After all, after reciting for a long time, it is impossible to just remember this.

After another few minutes, Jiang Yuhan continued to recite: "Between the 360 ​​joints, there are various obstacles, ten evil karma, one hundred and eighty troublesome karma, and all sources of suffering and sins. Moisturizing the body, viscera and six internal organs, looking inside the mind, possessing the true qi, pure and bright, white and bright, quiet and dark, nothing happening inside and outside, dim and silent, upright and inaction"

After reciting this paragraph, Jiang Yuhan looked at the sky with his eyes and paused again.

This time it took a little longer, more than ten minutes, Jiang Yuhan still couldn't hold back a word.

"Forgot later?"

Zhang Qingyun raised his eyelids.

It was indeed a waste of time to look through the dictionary and phonetize these words, but in the end remember this point, obviously unqualified: "You should go farming."

"Don't worry. I have to think about it. Your voice interrupted my train of thought."

Jiang Yuhan was very dissatisfied.

Zhang Qingyun frowned: "For more than ten minutes, I can't remember the following scriptures, and you still have to think about tomorrow morning?"

"Can you give me a reminder?"

Jiang Yuhan really couldn't remember the content of the follow-up scriptures.

"If you practice, one day in the future, you will not be able to improve your cultivation, and you want others to help you practice?"

Zhang Qingyun stood up: "I will send you to work."

"Where?"

"Go to Mars!"

Cursing his lips, Jiang Yuhan rolled his eyes. The old Taoist priest is still bragging.Science and technology have developed to the point where no one has landed on Mars, how do you go there?

Take a spaceship?
It will take several months to take the spaceship.

"Master Dao, I want to see it too."

Xu Guoxing's eyes are bright. If Mars has the opportunity to go to Mars, no one is willing to give up this opportunity.

"You silly, do you really believe it?"

Jiang Yuhan suddenly became angry, this Xu Guoxing really knows how to lick.

I just wanted to see how you got to Mars.
When standing in the teleportation array, the array map lit up, and when he arrived at the cave in the blink of an eye, Jiang Yuhan was surprised at first, and then smiled: "Don't think I don't know, the surface of Mars looks red, and the stones here are all It's blue, like cement."

Zhang Qingyun ignored her, and Xu Guoxing followed behind Zhang Qingyun without saying a word.

A silly girl appeared in the teleportation array, why are you talking so much at this time?
Cultivation is not about crying children who have milk, and it is not a good thing for you to talk too much. At this time, even if the Taoist priest pointed to the toilet and said that it was another world and another civilization at that time, you should not question it.

Walking out of the cave, eyes are red.

But it is full of weeds, and there are large agricultural machinery in the distance.

Further away, there are corn stalks that have not been fully processed.

"Is this Mars?"

Jiang Yuhan curled his lips: "I know that the teleportation array can really teleport people, but this doesn't seem to be Mars, is it a desert? Don't think I don't know. There is not much air on the surface of Mars. The environment here is different from that of Mars. Pretty good on earth”

Xu Guoxing didn't talk to Zhang Qingyun, and Zhang Qingyun didn't bother to explain, pointing to the distance: "There is a field over there, less than three acres. When will you put down all the corn stalks and transport them out of the field, and you will be free."

"That big piece?"

Jiang Yuhan was shocked: "Did you make a mistake? I don't have a high degree of education, and I know that three acres of land is less than one thousand square meters. Such a large piece of land is at least five or six acres."

"Hang Chi."

Xu Guoxing couldn't hold back and laughed.

Less than a thousand square meters of three acres of land?

Did the physical education teacher teach math, or did Jiang Yuhan not remember it?
"Lick the dog, what are you laughing at?"

Jiang Yuhan stared fiercely.

Lick the dog?

Jiang Yuhan scolded him for licking the dog?
Where does the word licking dog come from?

Xu Guoxing took a deep breath, when did he become a licking dog?

When we came here, my grandfather said that Master Qingyun is one of the gods, no matter how respectful he is, he is not ashamed.

Xu Guoxing believes that the ancient saying is very reasonable: if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.

If licking a dog can cultivate and become a fairy, what's the point of being a licking dog?

Smiling slightly, Xu Guoxing didn't bother with the title anymore, and said, "You've made a mistake. One mu of land is 660 square meters. This six can be infinitely sixty-six, which is about 666 square meters, and three mu of land is nearly 660 square meters. flat."

Jiang Yuhan was stunned for a moment. Then he hummed and said nothing.

Well, you have a high degree of education and deep knowledge, let me go to farm.
Dog licking is cultured, it's really f*cking scary.
Others are licking dogs and end up with nothing. Xu Guoxing, who licks dogs, obviously has everything, but there is nothing she can do about someone who likes to be licked. She can't lick.
Suddenly, Jiang Yuhan paused: "Hiss"

"Look!"

Stretching out his hand and pointing in one direction, Jiang Yuhan exclaimed, "Aliens!"

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