Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 497
"Half a ton?"

The fat man bent over and squeezed into the Taoist temple: "Do you know the concept of half a ton?"

What the hell, is there a ton to describe the weight of a human body?
That is to describe a large animal, what does this old thing mean, I am not a human?
"Half a ton isn't a thousand catties?"

Still not convinced?

Yu Wenjian is not afraid, the fat man is so fat, he must be inflexible.It might be difficult to turn around. If you really provoke him, you won’t be afraid. If you kick him, he won’t be able to react, so I ran away.

The fat man is like a mountain of meat, with a huge tonnage and a terrifying aura.

Yu Wenjian not only didn't feel scary, but also found it interesting: "Tsk tsk, this height must be at least two meters one."

This big fat man is not only fat, but also tall.

In the past, Yu Wenjian was very skeptical about the historical records that An Lushan's belly could hang below his knees, but today he has seen it.

Didn't the fat man's flesh hang down to his knees? !

Just that one arm was thicker than his waist.

"Big brother, how much is your weight?"

Yu Wenjian was really curious. This fat man weighed not half a ton, but a little more than a quarter of a ton.

We are old enough to make no mistake about the unit of weight.

"Old man, you are going too far."

Bai Gui wanted to be angry, but he restrained himself: "Recently, I, Lao Bai, have cultivated my body and mind, and I have become thinner than before."

If it was the previous temper, I, Lao Bai, would have given you a crushing blow, and it would be painful for you to live.

"No wonder the flesh is drooping. It turns out that you have lost weight, burned fat, and loosened your skin."

Yu Wenjian smiled: "Big brother, have you heard that song. Burn my calories?"

"Humph"

Bai Gui didn't want to talk to him, and walked into the yard: "Old man, I don't want to talk to you, if I fall down, this fat body can suffocate you to death."

Threat?

Yu Wenjian took a picture of him. Sorry, I really couldn't find his butt, so he took a picture at a random place: "Where am I?"

Bai Gui turned around.

Yu Wenjian turned to one side, but Bai Gui didn't see him.

Yu Wenjian patted him again: "Where am I?"

where?

I am old and inconvenient, how do I know where you are?
Bai Gui's almost squinted eyes widened, was he being molested?
"Old man, don't force me"

Bai Gui knew that he was behind him, if he really lay back, Yu Wenjian would definitely be crushed under him.

With his fat body, he struggled to stand up by himself. The old man was oppressed by the fat body, and it was absolutely difficult for him to breathe.Don't be suffocated to death, but also be crushed to death by him.

"Hey"

Yu Wenjian chuckled: "Fatty, are you threatening me? Find me first, I'm in n"

The word only uttered a pinyin of n, Yu Wenjian patted the fat man, and hid behind the fat man.Immediately afterwards, he felt pushing the golden mountain, falling the jade pillar, and the fat man pressed towards him.

Subconsciously, Yu Wenjian felt as if he was pushing with his hands. It didn't matter if he pushed, the fat man's body had old arms and legs, how could he bear it?

Yu Wenjian was directly crushed to the ground.

"Snapped"

Yu Wenjian was covered by the fat man's fat, and the fat on the fat man's body was slapped on the ground, flowing around like a balloon that was not filled with water.

"Hmph, how much do you think I weigh?"

Immediately afterwards, he didn't feel any movement under his body, and the fat man's fat face trembled: "This is troublesome, impulsive, this is going to suffocate people."

The body is too fat, and it is pressing down on another person, like a tortoise with a shell on its back. The fat man dances and dances, and his arms can't touch the ground at all.But relying on the waist alone, he couldn't move his body at all.

The legs kicked upside down, like ants pushing stones, and they didn't move at all.

Old man, you can't wait to die like this, you should move around, I know you're still alive.
"Shouldn't it be crushed to death directly!"

The fat man was a little scared.

Zhang Qingyun was also stunned when he saw this scene, his face full of disbelief: "It's incredible that this big fat man can become so fat. Now I understand why his parents rewarded 1000 million to let his wife conceive Child. This kind of fat method will lead to a short lifespan.”

I didn't look carefully before, but with just one glance now, Zhang Qingyun has already seen that this big fat man doesn't have much lifespan, at most he has a year or so left.
Don't want a child in advance, don't put some pressure on the couple, wait for the fat man to die, and it's too late to want it.

If you force young people now, is everything possible?

Poor parents all over the world, this fat man's parents also took great pains to pass on the family line.

This fat man is too fat!
"This old thing makes you mean, you have been taught a lesson this time."

Gloating in his mouth, Zhang Qingyun hurriedly got up.

He had to help the fat man get up, otherwise Yu Wenjian would really be suffocated to death.

Coming to the fat man, Zhang Qingyun couldn't help laughing when he saw that the big fat man was trying to get up, like a puddle of lard. "You guys really know how to play."

The fat man tried his best to raise his head: "Excellent help, I can't breathe anymore."

Well, the fat man is too fat, too heavy, lying like this, with his head thrown back, his own weight is pressing on him, and he is almost unable to breathe.This is like whales in the sea, they have been off the ground for too long, they are obviously mammals, but they will die soon.

It is because their internal organs cannot bear the pressure brought by their own weight.

Zhang Qingyun shook his head slightly. Even if he didn't lie down, the fat man was already overweight with such a heavy weight. It was his good fortune that he could walk around by himself now.

With a wave of his hand, a force lifted the fat man up.

The big fat man panted heavily.

Under him, Yu Wenjian had a strange shape, his eyes had turned white.

Stretching out a finger, a beam of energy shot into Wen Jian's eyebrows.

The energy enters the body and the results are immediate.

"I say!"

Yu Wenjian rolled his eyeballs and immediately got up, his face full of nausea.

The big fat man was like a mass of fat, making him unable to breathe: "I was actually crushed by the fat man."

"hey-hey."

The fat man wore a few mouthfuls: "Old man, are you still criticizing me this time?"

Yu Wenjian was terrified, rolled his eyes, patted the fat man, turned around and ran away: "Fatty, come and chase me, you can't catch me."

mock up
Still say no?
Do you still say no?
The big deal in the future, if you don't get so close to you, if I hit you, I turn around and run, can you still catch up with me?

As far as your fat body is concerned, if your legs are springs, the fat trembles, and with the help of the elasticity, you can leap forward and maybe catch up with me. Unfortunately, your legs are hardly recognizable as legs. Not that capable.
If you jump up like a spring, it's not like a model airplane engine installed on a fighter jet. The engine horsepower is not enough and the propulsion ratio is not enough to take off.
The fat man was angry and angry.

this old stuff
Seeing that the fat man was angry and angry, but helpless, Yu Wenjian chuckled, "Come on!"

Yu Wenjian looked back to be funny and teasing. When he turned around, he suddenly realized that the direction was wrong, or in other words, the previous direction prediction was wrong, and the front was the door.
Moreover, the door is vertical. Yu Wenjian's braking distance is too short, and his control is insufficient.

"boom"

When his eyes went dark, Yu Wenjian felt his thick and protruding lips kiss the door first, then the bulbous nose, then the bridge of the nose, and finally the face.
"I said. Originally, the facial features were still clearly identifiable, but this time it will become a mahjong face."

He leaned back and sat down on the ground.

"It's broken, don't be caught up."

Ignoring the pain, Yu Wenjian got up and ran.

If the fat man really catches up, there will be another Mount Taishan.
"This old guy"

Zhang Qingyun was also very surprised that Yu Wenjian had such a side.

This old thing was heartless before, and he was easy to get along with others during playfulness.Maybe before, I didn't realize that this old thing still has such a character.

"This old thing. If you didn't run fast, it would crush you to death."

Bai Gui shook his arm, and the fat on his arm swayed.

Zhang Qingyun raised his head slightly, this fat man is too tall, two meters one is a conservative estimate, but this weight: "You must be seven hundred catties."

Another question about weight?
Bai Gui was instinctively upset, but when he saw Zhang Qingyun, his face suddenly changed, and he smiled silly: "Well, master, I'm sorry before. I'm just too um, towards my dog"

Zhang Qingyun waved his hand, this big fat man is not evil by nature.

"How much do you weigh?"

Zhang Qingyun asked again, he was really curious.

Do you have to ask?

There was some resentment on Bai Guifei's face, he hummed for a long time: "520 four"

"impossible."

So tall, so fat, only 520 pounds?
Zhang Qingyun feels unbelievable. Could it be that the fat is not as dense as the muscles, so it looks fat instead of heavy?

The big fat man opened his mouth: "Kilograms!"

Zhang Qingyun was stunned.

The 520 four that the fat man said is kilograms!
Not a catty!
"Isn't that half a ton?"

Yu Wenjian was right. Although the old guy was unreliable, his vision was quite accurate, and his weight estimation was so accurate.

"Superior."

Bai Gui was very wronged, half a ton hurt his self-esteem?

But he is indeed over a thousand catties.
Say catty?

How much do you weigh?

I used to weigh 48 pounds, and the unit of weight alone required a few more words than others, wouldn't it?
"This is amazing, your obesity method will cause accidents."

Being so fat, the internal organs can't bear it, it is extremely easy to cause kidney failure, and even the heart is overwhelmed and dies.

Therefore, people who are overweight often do not live long.

Of course, this weight is too large, which often means three or four hundred kilograms or more.

"Superior!"

Bai Gui couldn't hear such words, upon hearing these words, Bai Gui let out a miserable cry, and then fell to his knees.

"Snapped"

When kneeling down, it is not that the knees first touch the ground, but the belly first.His knee, which was no longer visible, directly knelt on his belly.

This weighs a thousand pounds on the belly
"Ow"

Bai Gui screamed, tears filled his eyes, and he lost consciousness in his stomach.

"Bah."

Tears finally flowed down.

Zhang Qingyun was stunned, this big fat man was like a child who had been lost for many years and found his own father.

so sincere
Zhang Qingyun was even more surprised that this fat man could still kneel down.

Can this knee bear such a weight?
"Fatty. What are you doing?"

There is gold under the man's knees, he kneels to the sky and kneels to his parents, the poor man is not your father, why should he kneel?

The fat man gritted his teeth: "I pressed my stomach."

it hurts
(End of this chapter)