Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 498
"What?"

Belly pressed?

And this operation?
Zhang Qingyun glanced at his knees, even though he was already in the realm of the primordial spirit, an out-and-out celestial being, with supernatural powers unimaginable by ordinary people, he couldn't do it, so he knelt down to his belly .
When the fat man knelt down, the fat on his body was like a woman wearing a skirt, spreading it all around, covering his legs.

Eyelids twitched, and Zhang Qingyun felt a little inexplicable.

"You are really a chainsaw poking your ass, and your eyes are wide open."

Zhang Qingyun put his hand on the forehead of this fat man, and had nothing to say.

Awesome, so awesome.

If this fat man participates in some kind of Guinness record, he will definitely win the championship.

Master, why are you saying such witty words?
If the chainsaw poked his butt, if he really opened his eyes, wouldn't he be dead?
"Superior."

Fatty's voice and tears: "Help me, I will kowtow to you!"

Zhang Qingyun quickly stretched out his hand to stop him: "Fatty, don't embarrass yourself. If you kowtow, you will definitely lie on the ground."

With such a big body, lying on the ground will damage the heart and other internal organs.

With a wave of his hand, the fat man stood up involuntarily.

The fat man's eyes were full of shock, and he ignored Zhang Qingyun's teasing.

Once before, he stood up involuntarily, and this time he stood up involuntarily.Their family guessed right, this is an expert!
The fat man seemed to see hope, and with a pair of fat hands, he grabbed Zhang Qingyun's hand: "Master, help me!"

One hand seemed to be wrapped in lard, and Zhang Qingyun immediately felt Yu Wenjian's feelings.

Nausea.

The palm was like a cloud of air, Qi Qi withdrew it.Zhang Qingyun took two steps back without any trace: "Fatty, Pindao doesn't have many skills that can save your life. The best way for you to save your life now is to lose weight as soon as possible."

lose weight?

Bai Gui almost cried: "Master, I have lost weight, but the effect is not obvious."

Not obvious?
As long as there is perseverance, an elephant becomes a chicken.

As long as you focus on losing weight, there is almost no failure.

Pay attention to diet, pay attention to exercise, and lose weight will have an effect.

Seeing that Zhang Qingyun didn't believe it, Bai Gui said: "I have also trained, and I have invited weight loss experts many times to formulate a reasonable training plan and diet plan. But in the end."

The fat man wants to cry but has no tears: "I have suffered. I am exhausted every day. In the end, not only did I not lose a catty of meat, but I gained 37 catties in three months."

And this operation?
"Did the weight loss experts get it wrong?"

Is the diet unreasonable?

Is the training plan incomplete?

Bai Gui shook his head, and now he still has lingering fears: "One or two is enough. My dad invited the most famous experts in this field. Every time I lose weight, I don't lose weight, but get fatter."

"later."

Bai Gui was so ashamed and angry: "I will go to the hospital and have surgery to lose weight."

Surgery to lose weight?
What is this operation?
The fat man knew that others could not understand, he explained, "Peel off the fat from the intestines, take out the fat, and even cut half of my stomach."

Yes, as long as you can still eat, you can gain weight.

If you can't eat it, isn't it just getting thinner?
The idea is good, but the effect.
"I'm still very fat, and that half of my stomach is bigger than normal people's stomach after eating, drinking and exercising constantly."

Well, half a stomach, not only did not lose weight, but the stomach became bigger.
This situation is unexpected.

"Later, I used the method of eating less food and drinking more water, and assisted training."

Bai Gui really cried: "It's really torture, but in the end, after drinking raw water for two months and eating steamed buns for two months, I still gained weight. This torture, two and a half years, I used to only have More than 700 catties, it was more than 1000 catties."

This is really a series of divine operations.

Fatty's way of losing weight seems to have exhausted all methods.

With a bitter face, Bai Gui wiped away his tears: "Now my weight is getting heavier and heavier. The doctor said I won't live long, but I don't want to die. My father is a rich man, how many billions are waiting for me Enjoy, I don't want to die."

Yes, Dad is so rich? , before you have time to enjoy it, just hang up like this, isn't it just a reincarnation of a good family for nothing?

What is man's greatest sorrow?
Live without money.

The money was not spent when he died.

That's what Fatty felt. Not only did he not spend all his money, he was about to die.Moreover, his family's wealth is still a huge amount of wealth that ordinary people can't even imagine.

"Master, I used to be able to walk. Although I can walk now, it is becoming more and more difficult. My current weight can no longer allow me to stand up and turn over. Every day I sleep, there are three or four people watching and helping me. I turned over and made sure I didn't hang up."

Bai Gui's face hesitated, he thought for a while and said: "One time when I was sleeping, I turned over and pressed my wife under me. My body almost smothered my wife to death."

"Since then, my wife and I have slept in two beds."

This is the greatest pain.

The key point is that there is too much fat in the belly, and every time something happens, someone needs to help hold the belly up to get it.
How embarrassing.
Under the crowd of several people, although they are all the age of old women.

But the fat man noticed many times that those old women were very uncomfortable and seemed to be on fire.

"Master, I suspect now that my internal organs couldn't bear my weight that day, and I crushed myself to death."

There is really such a possibility, Bai Gui's worry is not unreasonable.

"I do have a way."

Zhang Qingyun had an idea and thought of a possibility.

"What can be done?"

The fat man blushed with excitement: "Master, your method is worth [-] million! No, [-] billion!"

Zhang Qingyun was stunned. How much is an idea worth?

How rich is this fat man's family?
Has it ever been so arrogant in the past, with others helping to come up with ideas, and the fat man's family is responsible for giving huge wealth?

"Poverty is a person who has learned the way, and money is like dung here."

Before attaining enlightenment, money was what Zhang Qingyun craved most.

Eating more meat is happiness.

Now, if Zhang Qingyun wants money, he can become the richest man in the country at any time.

The fat man was full of reverence: "An expert is an expert, a level of thought that is unattainable in my generation. An expert, it is your business if you don't want money, but it is our own business to give money. We can't give anything else. You can only give money."

Forehead.
Do rich people have to be so direct?

Are you talking about money?

Zhang Qingyun couldn't comprehend this state, just shook his head with a wry smile.

Bai Gui was a little anxious. If he knew the solution, he would have saved his life as soon as possible: "Master, what good solution did you think of?"

"Do you have a swimming pool at home?"

Bai Gui nodded.

"Then, have you been swimming?"

Bai Gui's face was gloomy. Others swam and used various fancy swimming movements repeatedly, but because of his too much fat, he turned into a floating island after entering the water.

Diving has become a luxury.

Zhang Qingyun came to a sudden realization, suddenly, he seemed to see that after the fat man went into the water, the fat spread out, like a huge boat, floating on the water.

This picture... It feels funny even thinking about it.

"Think about it, is it because the whale is too heavy that after leaving the water, it will be crushed to death by its own weight?"

Bai Gui's expression changed, he is fat, but it doesn't mean he is uneducated.

On the contrary, Fatty has a high degree of education. Because he was too fat, he didn't have many friends when he was in school, so he put his mind on his studies, which also caused Fatty to become a school bully
Because the whale has no load-bearing bones in the abdomen, after landing, it dies due to its overweight and crushed internal organs.

He is a person, and he has legs, how could he not be able to bear the weight?

Even the abdomen still has the forehead of the sternum, but it is too heavy, and it is really possible that it cannot bear the weight and crushes itself to death.An expert is an expert. This is all taken into account.

"What does the expert mean, I will live in the water in the future?"

The fat man immediately understood Zhang Qingyun's intentions.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and even the fat on his face trembled.

"How good it is to live in water, work hard to evolve."

Zhang Qingyun said with a smile: "In the future, you may still have the opportunity to become the first human being on earth, the first terrestrial creature, and the possibility of evolving into an amphibian."

The fat man opened his mouth, his face was dull.

"Superior."

The fat man was really about to cry: "Don't be joking, I ask you for help, I beg you for help, because I have found the hope that I can live!"

Raising his eyebrows, Zhang Qingyun was taken aback.

Fatty, have you found the hope of living?

"Then what are you still doing here?"

Zhang Qingyun smiled, but he was full of suspicion.

"Isn't this, my hope of survival is here."

The fat man rubbed his palms, causing the fat to shake: "Didn't you give my sister a Taoist scripture before?"

Zhang Qingyun nodded.

"After I read it, I feel that my whole body has been sublimated, and I feel comfortable every day, and my soul is singing."

Souls are singing?

That is the aura contained in the Taoist scriptures, which permeates your body and makes you feel that way.

"So I recite the Taoist scriptures every day. The more I read the Taoist scriptures, the more comfortable I feel, so my wife encourages me to recite them."

The fat man was full of happiness.

Zhang Qingyun almost laughed. Your wife encourages you to recite the Taoist scriptures because the more you read, the more energy the Taoist scriptures consume, and eventually they will disappear.

And your wife wants you to feel bored. After the Taoist scriptures disappear, she can do something with you, carry on the family line for your old Bai family, and get the 1000 million
Your wife's purpose is not pure, but you mistakenly think she loves you.

This is the saddest love in the world.

"However, just as I was reciting the Taoist scriptures that day, I was immersed in that refreshing feeling, and the Taoist scriptures disappeared."

This feeling is like a man and a woman on the battlefield. On the man's side, the gunfire exploded, and it was the time of the mighty charge, the moment when the enemy was about to be beaten to the ground.
victory is in sight.

The enemy on the woman's side has disappeared
This is how fat people feel.

"So I thought."

Zhang Qingyun picked up the teapot: "Do you want to drink tea?"

tea?

There is so much good tea in my house that the fat man rolled his eyes, and the fat man smiled and said: "Master, there is so much good tea in my house, I will bring you a few dozen catties later?"

The corner of his mouth twitched. When others buy tea, they are charged in twos. Your family gives you dozens of catties of tea, and you still say it so casually. Zhang Qingyun suspects that if this Bai Gui is not a big fat man who does not change his actions, he may be a spendthrift.

"No need."

Pindao's tea contains aura, and the water used to make tea is also rich in aura. It is a treasure in the world. A hundred catties of tea leaves in your house are not worth as much as a cup of tea from mine.

Fatty didn't know the value of this cup of tea, he didn't like drinking tea either, so he could only beg: "Master, please give me another Daoist scripture."

After the fat man finished speaking, he thought for a while and added, "I can give you money."

(End of this chapter)