Jiayou fun things

Chapter 172 Distortion, Nine Sons

Time flies like a fleeting moment.

In the 19th year of Jiayou, April [-]th, at dusk.

Xungui's life is so monotonous.

Accompanied by the three sword fairy neighbors next door, Lu Bi went shopping all day, and the odds and ends he bought filled five carts.

The body is still full of vitality, but the exhausted Lu Yan has a dull face, sitting next to a stinky tofu stall on the street, staring at each other in a daze with the original owner of the stall.

The three girls, Qingyou, Qingning, and Qingmeng, used a piece of horseshoe gold to drive away the stall owner. They performed the knife by themselves, and were very busy around the oil pan.

Pieces of tofu were tossed in the oil pan, and the strong aroma wafted far away with the wind.

Qingyou's hands and feet were stiff, and she grabbed a pair of long wooden chopsticks and stabbed the oil pan until it made a 'clang' sound. Lu Bi was afraid that she would pierce the oil pan and cause a fire.

Lime is constantly adding tofu cubes to the oil pan.

Green Lemon happily mixes the hot sauce.

"Spicy, spicy, must be spicy."

"Well, some minced garlic."

"Yeah, some parsley."

"Heh, chopped green onion, too."

"Would you like pepper? For sure..."

"Then, Uncle Mutton Skewers next door, give me some cumin powder, I don't want yours for nothing, I'll pay for it."

"Dong", a small silver ingot weighing twelve taels was thrown by Qing Meng. The big man with kebabs swallowed his mouth, looked at Lu Ni, saw Lu Ni nodding helplessly, he picked it up with a "hehe" smile He bought silver ingots and gave all the small cans of cumin powder to Qingmeng.

The three girls are very busy.

At the lo mein stall not far away, a few poorly dressed scholars were furtively glancing at the three women out of the corner of their eyes, while discussing loudly what happened in the court recently.

"Shangshu Moluoxie of the Ministry of War is capable. The anti-insurgency army was divided into 36 groups, and outside Anping Prefecture, those scattered rebellion forces were slaughtered as soon as they emerged, which shows his ability to strategize."

"Nevertheless, this contribution has been shared a lot by the warriors of the General's Mansion. In the 36th Army, half of the chief generals are members of the Le clan... Tsk, it is not a blessing for the court that the relatives are powerful."

"This is also a helpless move, a helpless move!"

The scholars shouted and looked at the three girls again and again, hoping that their 'high opinion' could attract the attention of the three girls.

The three girls are too pretty, even though they occupied a stinky tofu stand on the street, their behavior of frying stinky tofu by themselves is very inconsistent with the various "etiquette" that a "perfect woman" must abide by in the minds of cultural and educational disciples.

But they are so beautiful, and beauty is enough. Whatever they do, they must be forgiven.

So, they go on talking.

"Brother Tai's so-called helpless move, why?"

"You guys don't know, the reason why Shangshu Moluoxiu asked General Le to participate in the battle is because the household department is short of money and food, and needs to allocate money and food from the Taifu treasury."

"In this way, the general used money and food to block the lifeblood of the anti-insurgency army, and then inserted his nephew into the anti-insurgency army, in order to compete for military merits?"

"Isn't this the method used by those nobles?"

"It's really ridiculous. The money and food lifeline of this country should be completely taken over by the household department."

Lu Qi sat aside, grinning when he heard it.

Completely replace the Taifu, Shaofu and other yamen by the Ministry of Households, and completely take charge of the economic lifeline of the Dayin Dynasty?If so, I'm afraid Dayin's economy will collapse in 20 years.

The chaos in Anping Prefecture has been going on for so long, and the guard of the palace has more or less found out some things.

The black account of the Ministry of Accounts... Hehe!
Bad debts in Anping Prefecture... Hehe!
Those civil and educational courtiers in the court hall are unclean... What's more, hehe!

"This Dayin, if his relatives are allowed to run rampant, I think Dayin will die!" A scholar in green shirt, seeing the three girls in Qingyou busy frying stinky tofu, didn't even look at them, finally Unable to bear it, the 'shocking words' broke out.

"This Dayin is going to perish, he is going to perish... I am afraid that only a living sage like Bai Shanchang can lead me and other cultural and educational sages to revive the mountains and rivers and reorganize the country!"

Lu Bi was stunned, glanced at the green-clothed scholar, and stood up silently.

If you just call a few times, Dayin is about to die, call it whatever you want.

If it's just to criticize Le Wu, you can scold him as you like.

You can even scold the empress dowager, the emperor, or anyone in front of Lu Yu.

The only thing is, you shouldn't be advocating that old thief Bai Changkong in front of him!
"It is an unforgivable crime for a monster to confuse people!" Lu Yan pulled off the belt around his waist, and threw a loose cloak on his body to the guards around him, revealing the big purple embroidered Kunpeng pattern on his body. Public robe.

The guards around Lu Qi also threw off the big robes they were wearing, revealing the official robes of various colors inside.

Several scholars screamed 'Aw' in fright.

A flash of inspiration flashed in the Qingshan scholar's mind, and hissed: "Our cultural and educational ancestors have an appointment with the founder of the country. We scholars should discuss state affairs and not be punished for our words."

Lu Wei shook his fist and said with a grin: "Of course, you are not guilty of your words. I beat you because you peeped at the female relatives and misbehaved. Brothers, beat me up!"

A group of wolves-like generals pounced on them, pinned a few scholars to the ground and beat them.

A few scholars wailed 'Aww': "We are the supervisors of the Imperial College, we are the supervisors..."

When the students of the Imperial College were being beaten, their mountains were white and the sky was wide, and they were kneeling respectfully on the ground, massaging the calf of the beautiful and white-haired woman.

"Mother..." Bai Changkong looked at the woman with a smile all over his face.

The woman held a cup of tremella and bird's nest soup, took a sip slowly, and waved her hand lightly.

A group of female disciples from the Paradise of Paradise walked in, and carried out the burly man who had collapsed on the ground, sweating profusely, with a blue complexion and trembling limbs.

"I know you want that kid to die." The woman frowned and sighed: "However, according to the news found out these days, he has something to do with the Great Vajra Temple."

"The family temple he is currently building in Baimafang is clearly the outer courtyard of the Great King Kong Temple in Haojing City."

"Great King Kong Temple is able to allow this kid to handle such an important matter, which shows his status in Great King Kong Temple."

Bai Changkong kneaded the woman's calf flatteringly: "But, godmother, you are so clever, this mere..."

"Mere?" The woman gave Bai Changkong a sideways look, and slapped him abruptly. Bai Changkong snorted, and was slapped so hard that he rolled twice on the ground, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.

He rolled over in a hurry, and moved to the woman's side again, kneading her carefully.

"Mother..." Bai Changkong looked at the woman pitifully.

"A mere Lu Qi will make the contemporary leader of our sect die inexplicably." The woman stared at Bai Changkong with cold eyes: "I haven't lived enough, and I haven't enjoyed enough of the wealth and romance in this world. "

"I will never make a move until I get to know the details of Lu Yu. My disciples, you don't want to use anyone."

Stretching out her hand, she gently pinched Bai Changkong's face and shook it. The woman said quietly, "I'm really interested in your granddaughter Bai Lu. These days, have you found out where she is now?"

Bai Changkong was stunned, and hurriedly shook his head. He said in a low voice: "Godmother, it's really unpleasant to spread this matter, and it's not good for my reputation, so I can't ask someone to inquire about it with great fanfare..."

The woman gave Bai Changkong a blank look: "It's really useless... I don't know why my disciple and grandson took a fancy to you and accepted you as an outsider."

Bai Changkong hurriedly said with a flattering smile: "Of course the leader took a fancy to him back then, what a piece of filial piety I have!"

The woman was stunned, and then laughed sharply with a 'hehehe': "Oh, I laughed to death... Your filial piety... Oh, my precious godson, you are really... Hehe, this Is this the great sage of your culture and education? Is this the living saint?"

The woman spat on Bai Changkong's face with a 'ah'.

"However, that's right. In this world, when the spirit of heaven and earth has not collapsed, the masters of this world are our three sects. The aristocratic families of the world are just eagle dogs for our sect's herdsmen."

"Your culture and education are nothing more than a group of wild dogs vying for the rotting corpses of this world, crawling out from the grass roots in the wilderness when we waited for the sect to avoid disaster and the aristocratic family's strength declined."

"Look at your virtue!"

Bai Changkong kept his smiling face obediently, not even daring to wipe the spittle off his face.

As the sky gradually turned dark, a maid came in and lit a candle.

Bai Changkong was still serving his godmother attentively.

On the street where the Bai family's house is located, a bouncing figure came out of an alley.

A big man who is eight feet tall, but with blush and rouge on his head, his long hair is tied into two ridiculous upside-down braids, and he is wearing a blood-colored boy's blouse with arms and legs exposed, and a collar around his neck. Wearing a golden longevity lock, holding a rattle, barefoot, jumping and singing nursery rhymes softly.

The behavior of this person was so strange that many horses and horses on the street stopped one after another. The guards beside the horses and horses drew their weapons and looked at this person vigilantly.

In the past few months, there have been constant disturbances in the city of Haojing. A few days ago, even the mansion of the Duke of Lai was bloodbathed. Many officials' mansions were slaughtered.

A guard scolded: "What are you doing? Get away!"

The big man in boy's attire laughed 'chichi', he jumped and danced exaggeratedly, and came straight to the Bai family's mansion.

In a carriage, a deep man's voice came: "Follow up, go and have a look, it's the Bai family again... Is Bai Changkong guilty of the Tai Sui? This year, his family is not peaceful."

"If there are any weird things today... move, you must move, and you can no longer be neighbors with his family."

The man was jumping in front, singing songs, shaking the rattle, and jumped to the front of Bai's house with "dongdong" and "dongdong".

Behind him, several tens of feet away, many horses and chariots followed.

In front of the Bai family's gate, more than a dozen housekeepers held their heads high, and when they saw the man collapse, they hurriedly scolded him.

"Where did the savage come from? Go, go, go!"

The man raised one foot high, the other foot was slightly bent, tilted his body, tilted his head, and kept standing in front of Bai's house in an extremely strange way.

He stared straight at the servants, and suddenly smiled: "This is my home, where am I going?"

　Bai Shuang is about to complete the historical mission!

　　A hoarfrost fell down...something stood up!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)