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Chapter 173 Distortion, Nine Sons (2)

High in the sky, a red light flashed rapidly.

At the entrance of the main street, Lu Ni looked at several scholars with their noses and faces swollen from the beating, with their hands behind their backs.

"Forget it, let's teach them a lesson, after all, they are the pillars of the country, haha."

Lu Yu laughed sarcastically and waved his hand.

High in the sky, there was a faint scream of "you-mom-exploded", Lu Qi's face twitched, and he looked up, just in time to see the big parrot passing by from high above.

"What's wrong with the Bai family again?" Lu Yan snorted coldly, greeted the three Qingyou girls, jumped on the Wuyun Beast, and galloped towards the Bai family's mansion.

They were shopping in Yushunfang, which is only a dozen miles away from the Bai family's mansion. For the Wuyun Beast, this is a matter of arriving as soon as it starts.

The three girls were having a great time frying stinky tofu, and even the generals of martial arts surrounded and beat up a few scholars, but they couldn't make them take a second look.

But hearing Lu Qi's muttering, and looking at the big parrot flying across the sky, the three girls glanced at the oil pan at the same time, Qingyou pursed her lips, jumped onto a blood-hoofed crow with her sword pouch, and hurriedly chased after.

Qing Ning and Qing Meng were flustered for a while.

They wanted to keep up with the green pomelo, but they were also reluctant to part with the stinky tofu that had already been fried and was still in the pan.

After hesitating for a breath, the two women opened their mouths viciously, stuffed several pieces of stinky tofu with heavy spicy seasoning into their mouths, looked and looked at the oil pan reluctantly, and also jumped onto the bloody hoofed crow , while riding wildly, he kept looking back at the fragrant stinky tofu stand.

Their mouths were filled with the stinky tofu that had just come out of the pan. It was extremely fragrant and delicious, but it was so hot that it made them gasp.

If they hadn't cultivated themselves, these pieces of stinky tofu would have scalded the skin off their mouths.

While chewing, the two women galloped wildly on their horses.

The mouth was very hot, and the heavy spicy hot sauce mixed with green lemon was used too hard. The horrible spicy heat burned the tongue red, and the two women burst into tears unconsciously, but they were reluctant to spit out the delicious food in their mouths.

After a while of flying around, the two women went 'woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" than they caught up with Qingyou.

Qing Ning handed a small bowl to Qing You: "Squeak...chi..."

Qingyou took the small bowl, unceremoniously picked up two pieces of stinky tofu and stuffed them into his mouth, then narrowed his eyes, and began to chew happily.

The handbook of a certain generation of sword masters in Qinglin Jiange who roamed the world records—"We sword cultivators should swing the fastest sword, slay the fiercest monsters, drink the strongest wine, and eat the spiciest food"!
Successors of the Qinglin Sword Pavilion from generation to generation, so they are all hot and unhappy!

At the gate of Bai's house, the man in boy's attire giggled, beating the rattle in his hand 'dongdong'.

The servants were inexplicably terrified. They rushed down the steps and violently pushed the man, trying to drive him away.

The man landed on one foot, but his body remained motionless despite the push and push of several servants who were powerful and capable of extending the pulse.

The faces of the servants gradually changed.

They stepped back quickly and whistled sharply.

The gate of the Bai family opened with a bang, and several male disciples of the Blissful Heavenly Palace, who were enchanting and handsome, rushed out with a large group of guards.

These guards wear soft armor and hold sharp knives, and some even hide control sharp weapons such as hand crossbows.

They quickly surrounded the men dressed as boys, and a male disciple of the Paradise of Paradise held his head up, giving orders arrogantly: "No matter what the source is, come here to seek trouble, don't you want to die? Hit it, smash your limbs, Throw it into the canal and watch his life!"

While speaking, the male disciple winked at the group of guards.

It is said that he broke his limbs and threw them into the canal, but such a big man of eight feet must not be wasted like this.What a good medicine jar, for the disciples of the Paradise of Paradise, such a burly man is the best auxiliary resource for cultivation.

A group of guards were gearing up and were about to surround them when a gray-haired old man came out of the gate tremblingly.

He looked at the man earnestly for a while, and screamed: "Stop, stop, a bunch of blind dogs, this is the young master, the young master... Ah, the young master, why did you become like this gone?"

The old man ran out in a hurry with a cane on his head, ran up to the man, grabbed his hand, and stared at his gaudy, even weird face with wide eyes.

The man pulled his lips covered in blood-colored rouge, revealing an extremely creepy expression.

"Hey, Uncle Dashan... Hey, hey! Where's Dad?"

Old pale Bai Dashan——Bai Changkong's loyal servant, when Bai Changkong went out to travel, Bai Changkong, whose family was poor, was surrounded by only Bai Dashan, a loyal old servant, who followed him.

Back then, Bai Changkong encountered bandits during his study tour and almost died. Fortunately, he was rescued by Lu Yao's grandfather Lu Xiu. Bai Dashan has experienced all these things.

Bai Dashan is more than [-] years older than Bai Changkong, and now he is a 'mao'die', because he has shared joys and sorrows with Bai Changkong, and he has raised and cared for Bai Changkong. Status is extremely special and extremely respected.

He is also the most familiar with Bai Changkong's group of sons, grandsons, and granddaughters.

Looking at Bai Lang tremblingly, Bai Dashan hissed: "Eldest Young Master, you have endured hardship... Wuwu, it's good to be back, it's good to be back, these days, the master has sent many people to Anping Pass to inquire about you !"

"Where are the other young masters? Where are they?"

Several disciples of the Paradise of Paradise also stared at Bai Lang intently.

They don't care whether the other sons of the Bai family are dead or alive. What they care about is the life and death of the group of disciples sent by the Bliss Heavenly Palace to be their guards.

Bai Changkong sent people to Anping Pass, and they also had elite disciples from Blissful Heaven Palace go to Anping Pass to investigate.

But no matter which side of the staff it was, they didn't find any useful clues.

It's good now, Bai Lang actually dressed up like this, and suddenly appeared.

Among the chariots and horses watching from a distance, a nobleman exclaimed: "This is Bailang? Hiss...how frightening, how did he become like this?"

Someone spoke extremely harshly: "Fortunately, there are so many people at the moment. If I saw him suddenly on the street in the middle of the night, I would have thought it was a paper figurine boy messing around... Tsk tsk!"

A timid nobleman was gently urging his coachman and guards: "Hurry up, hurry up, my heart is cold, and my back is cold. This Bailang is very weird. I am afraid that something big will happen today!"

Some of the chariots and horses turned around and left as fast as they could.

There were also some astute people who ran directly to their own mansions nearby, telling the whole family to evacuate as soon as possible.

Really, recently, how many messy things have happened around the Bai family?

Bai Lang dressed up like a paper-wrapped boy who was buried, and ran back so strangely...God knows what will happen later?
As a neighbor of the Bai family, it's bloody bad luck!

Hurry up and evacuate the whole family, young and old, safety is not up, safety is a blessing!
Bai Dashan held Bai Lang's hand tightly, and hurriedly asked about the whereabouts of Bai Xi, Bai Qiong and others.

Bai Lang giggled, rolled his eyes, and stared straight at Bai Dashan with a pair of dead fish eyes: "They, they are behind, come back soon... Where is Dad?"

Some guards were already busy expressing their merits, and ran to the backyard to report the news of Bai Lang's safe return to Bai Changkong.

Bai Changkong was overjoyed, he hurriedly asked the godmother he had just recognized for instructions, and trotted to the gate.

Looking at Bai Lang, who was mostly acting strangely and with treacherous movements, Bai Changkong was slightly stunned, and his gaze quickly swept over the chariots and horses watching in the distance.

He coughed, and said in a deep voice, "Lang'er, what are you doing? Now that you're back, you should go home quickly. You have been familiar with the 'removal of the armour' after returning home, since you were young." of!"

Bai Lang 'giggled' and laughed.

He raised his head abruptly, and looked at Bai Changkong, who was standing at the gate with his hands behind his back, looking down at him.

His body was wriggling like a wicker in the wind. He lowered his right leg in an extremely weird way, resting on his toes, and slowly raised his left leg, raising his left leg high in an extremely weird way.

At the same time, his upper body also plunged in another direction, and his head also tilted to the other side.

He giggled, and the rattle in his hand was spinning rapidly, making 'dongdong' and 'dongdong' sounds continuously.

Bai Changkong subconsciously took a step back.

The sound of the rattle became denser, higher and harsher.

Gradually, the sound of '咚咚咚咚' became one piece, and powerful evil forces surged out from the rattle, turning into circles of blood-colored ripples and sweeping wildly in all directions.

The guards around Bai Lang, the disciples of the Paradise of Paradise, and the old man Bai Dashan vomited blood at the same time, their bones were shattered by the bloody ripples, and they flew around involuntarily.

As soon as their feet were off the ground, waves of stronger evil power gushed out, and in front of the Bai family's gate, hundreds of family guards, etc. all exploded into a cloud of blood mist.

Bai Lang took a deep breath.

The blood atomized by more than a hundred people exploded into a bloody light, and he sucked it in with a "swish" sound.

"Ah!" Bai Lang looked up to the sky and let out an incomparably hearty roar, like a traveler who has been hungry and thirsty in the desert for half a year, suddenly found an oasis and had a drink in the clear water of the lake.

Bai Changkong's face changed drastically. He clenched his fists tightly and roared angrily, "It's you again, it's you again... What do you want to do? Ah? What do you want to do? Langer, Langer, him, him!" , he, he is yours, yours..."

The cars, horses and pedestrians who were watching the excitement in the distance were in chaos. They saw the opportunity quickly and turned around to try to escape, but the evil force surged. Dozens of cars and horses and hundreds of pedestrians were affected by the evil force, and each of them vomited blood and flew up. I don’t know if they were broken. How many places.

Bai Changkong roared loudly, but when he saw those onlookers in a mess, he gritted his teeth and did not shout Bai Lu's name.

Bai Lang turned into such a ghostly appearance, Bai Changkong thought with his heels, he knew it must have something to do with Bai Lu.

However, Bai Lang is his own father after all, how could she do such a vicious trick?
"Get out of here!"

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Bai Changkong roared furiously and impotently, and traces of the blood mist that remained in the air fell down, dyeing a section of the street that was more than ten feet long in front of his door into a thin color of blood.

(End of this chapter)