Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 228 Monkey Two, No Way
The answer from the boss of the young and away from home should be the truest portrayal of the old Taoist priest Zhang Shengtan. After he entered the Tianyuan Taoist temple, the tears on his face never stopped.

"This gate is still the same as it was before I left, it hasn't changed at all!"

"This floor tile is still the same as I used to walk. The two pits I stepped on for your master's practice are still there."

"The pillar at the door is the one I used to walk... Hey, why is there a hole in it, who did it?" Daoist Zhang said angrily.

The pillar at the gate of the Taoist temple is the face of the Taoist temple. It's fine if there is an extra hole in it. Why are you blocking it with 502?

Jiang Yun looked at the uncle who had rolled up his sleeves and was in a state of rage. He touched his nose and said awkwardly, "Uncle, let me explain this matter."

"That sword hole was made by my Wudang sect master, Senior Brother Chen, who accidentally stabbed it out with sword energy, but we can't blame him for this matter."

"At that time, someone came to our Taoist temple to kick the hall. I used my sword energy, but was suspected of cultivating immortals. Brother Chen had no choice but to use his sword energy to prove it for me."

"Since ancient times, there have been kendo masters who have practiced to the point where the sword energy is released. It is obviously a very scientific thing, but some people always think about cultivating immortals. It is really too much!"

Daoist Zhang Shengtan pointed in the direction of the Wudang faction, and was about to say that he must have a sparring with Chen Yunlong when he finds time, in order to avenge the sword hole.

After he opened his mouth, he suddenly turned his head to stare at Jiang Yun, and his mouth gradually opened wide.

No, no, the point of that kid's words is that he cultivated sword energy himself, how is this possible?

"Boy, the Patriarch of Sanqing is in front, you can't lie to your uncle, you really cultivated sword energy?"

"Uncle, strictly speaking, I have cultivated sword energy, and now I have cultivated to the sword glow state!" Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"You fart!"

"Your master, that evildoer, hasn't cultivated to the sword glow state, have you cultivated to the sword glow state?"

"Cultivators, the most taboo is self-importance. I just had a little affection for you kid. Now, I am very disappointed in you."

Jiang Yun looked at the dark-faced uncle, raised his left eyebrow slightly, and then bent down to pick up a piece of dog's tail grass from the ground.

"Uncle, stand back a little, nephew will show you something today."

The drone lens immediately focused on the dogtail grass.

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already launched Fuck and 666 in advance.

"Uncle, you forced me to do this, not because I insisted on pretending."

"Good guy, what kind of immortal uncle is this, who cooperates with the anchor so much?"

"Master, back off, I'm going to start pretending."

"What is the Daoist going to chop this time, the pillar is gone now!"

Jiang Yun carried a dog's tail grass, and he wandered around the Taoist temple for a long time.

Finally, from the pile of weeds next to him, he picked up Zhuzi's brother from the same factory.

The person was three meters away from the pillar, and then he waved the dog's tail grass lightly, and a white sword light slashed straight at the pillar.

Swish!
In the blink of an eye, the pillar was split in half.

Zhang Sheng sighed, his eyes widened, and he turned pale in shock, "Fuck, Jianmang?"

Jiang Yun put away the pillar that had been split in two and put it under the Zixiao tree. He turned his head and smiled, and said, "Master, you read that right, it's Jianmang."

"You evildoer, the Daoist Association didn't take you into slices for research. It's really a big loss!" Daoist Zhang stood where he was, muttering for a long time.

He suddenly raised his head and asked, "Boy, you didn't beat the person who came to the Taoist temple to kick the hall?"

"Master, look at what you said, the mental law of our Taoist school is the "Criminal Law". How could I be the kind of person who knows the law and breaks the law?"

"Don't worry, the old priest Zhang Zhishun was there at that time, and he kept complaining that I was too light on my actions and didn't give him a chance to display his medical skills." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Recalling the scene of kicking the gymnasium that day, it still seems like yesterday.

The only regrettable thing is that after that day, no one came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to play games.

After the two entered the Taoist temple, Master Zhang Shengtan looked around and sighed all the way.

The Sanqing Hall is well repaired.

The uncle has won the prize.

Hey, there are a few more big red flags hanging in Taoist temples.

The uncle has won the prize.

What the hell, there is a black-headed snake in the Taoist temple, and it is kept by the gatekeeper to catch mice, that's not bad.

The uncle has won the prize.

One of them boasted, and the other continued until they arrived at Jiang Yun's room.

After opening the door.

A white shadow jumped directly into the bed and screamed.

Zhang Daochang looked at the moving quilt, his nose twitched, there was a faint fragrance in the room, and then his face changed drastically.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, nephew and daughter-in-law, excuse me."

He closed the door resolutely, then pulled Jiang Yun, and asked in a low voice, "Boy, is your Taoist partner lying on the bed?"

"Uncle, listen to my explanation."

Before Jiang Yun finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head.

"Stinky boy, if you have a Taoist companion, tell me in advance!"

"Fortunately, your daughter-in-law reacted quickly and jumped into the bed directly. What if she just disappeared!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched Zhang Daochang who was filled with righteous indignation, and many people's stomachs hurt from laughing.

"Although Master Uncle is old, he really has piercing eyes!"

"I said that Xiaobai had an affair with the Taoist priest. Now it has been confirmed."

"The anchors are not as good as King Zhou, and King Zhou has admitted it openly, and we can all understand."

"Eat melon, eat melon!"

Jiang Yun found that he couldn't explain clearly, so he went straight into the room, lifted the quilt, grabbed Xiao Bai by the back of his neck, and lifted the little guy out.

"Uncle, she is an arctic fox that was raised in Wudang Mountain. The relationship between us is not the kind of relationship you think."

"This little guy likes to get into my bed and sleep next to me when he has nothing to do. He is really super clingy."

Zhang Sheng sighed and looked at Xiaobai who showed a big smile to him, he gasped and said in a broken voice, "Cultivation?"

"Uncle, although Xiaobai is a female fox, but you have to believe in science, do you think it is possible for her to take human form?"

"Besides, she is still my big apprentice." Jiang Yun was speechless.

"Boy, you actually accepted a fox as an apprentice. Your master is not mad, is he?"

"Master, Xiaobai is my first disciple, my second disciple is a golden monkey, and my third disciple is the black-tailed snake you saw just now."

"These three little guys are very human. If my master knows, he should be able to understand me." Jiang Yun said confidently.

Zhang Sheng sighed and trembled with anger, he really didn't expect that his nephew was so unbearable.

Adopting three animals as disciples, do you think this is the world of cultivating immortals?

"Senior brother, I said you should hit the apprentice early, and you are reluctant to do it. Now this kid has become a master?"

"Today, I will teach my apprentice a lesson for you, otherwise the inheritance of Tianyuan Taoist Temple will be broken!"

He picked up a stick and started chasing and killing Jiang Yun in Taoist temples.

The two ran from the backyard all the way to the gate, and when Jiang Yun was about to perform lightness kung fu and jump onto the crape myrtle tree, Jiang Hou Er came.

"Ho ho ho ho?"

"Monkey Two, no!"

(End of this chapter)