Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 229 Dalang, take medicine
Jiang Hou Er's movement was extremely fast. With a kick of his legs, he rushed directly in front of Zhang Daochang, and then performed his own monkey version of Tai Chi.

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Holding the stick with both hands, pulling, pulling and pushing, Zhang Shengtan was pushed out more than ten meters away.

"Hoohoho..."

It looked back at Jiang Yun proudly, then patted itself on the chest.

That appearance is very similar to Wang Yousheng's military parade in Bright Sword, with a proud expression on his face.

The water friends in the live broadcast immediately burst out laughing.

"Fuck, it's better to come by coincidence than to come here. This is revenge for Master!"

"Monkey [-]: Who else!"

"This is definitely species discrimination. Who said monkeys can't be the masters of Tianyuan Taoist temple?"

"Obviously the movements are very chic, why can't I stop laughing?"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched several times. He came to Monkey Two, patted it on the head several times, and then carried him to the uncle.

"Uncle, don't be angry, this monkey is used to being wild in the forest, and it has never been serious in its strikes."

"Monkey Two, hurry up and apologize to Master Uncle!"

Jiang Hou Er looked confused, looked at Jiang Yun, blinked several times, and asked, "Ho Ho Ho?"

"Master's uncle is your master's master's uncle. Anyway, the seniority is super old. The ancestral motto of our Taoist temple is to respect the old, love the young, and respect the teacher. You have broken two directly!"

Jiang Houer's aura immediately withered, he knelt down, kowtowed, then raised his head, smiling all over his face: "Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho!"

"Master's uncle, Wencheng Wude? For thousands of years? To rule the rivers and lakes?"

"You Poor Monkey, whose house did you go to see the Swordsman again?"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to cut Jianghou a couple of times, Zhang Shengtan immediately stopped him.

He held Monkey Two's hand, helped the monkey up, and kept touching his hands, head, and shoulders...

"Boy, the monkey you raised is not bad, it is a good young man who can practice martial arts!"

"Uncle Master praised it absurdly. This monkey has practiced martial arts, fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, and his strength is just that." Jiang Yun said very modestly.

The two were chatting, and Jiang Houer suddenly became furious.

It jumped ten meters away, then turned around, and said vigilantly, "Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho..."

After speaking, he ran away without looking back.

Zhang Daochang and the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned. What happened?
Jiang Yun, on the other hand, stood there with embarrassment on his face.

"Boy, what is this monkey talking about?"

"Uncle, I think it's better for you not to know."

"Say!"

"You touched its butt just now, so it blew up." Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and said in a low voice, "The original words of the monkey, Master Uncle, I am not the monkey you think!"

As soon as these words came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Jiang Monkey [-]: Master Uncle, Daba!"

"Shocked, the white-haired old man molested a monkey in broad daylight. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality!"

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"My God, I can't laugh anymore, hahaha!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing, my uncle jumped into the Yellow River today and I can't even wash myself."

Daoist Zhang Shengtan became angry from embarrassment, and said: "Boy, look at the good apprentice you teach!"

"The old man thinks it is a good seedling for body training, so give it a bone, what is it panicking about?"

"You know what happened today, I know it, God knows it, and the earth knows it. If there is a third person who knows, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The drone flew over directly, and it took a very clear picture of Zhang Daochang's angry appearance at close range.

"Boy, what is this?"

"Master, this is a drone."

"Drone, what is a drone?"

Jiang Yun patiently explained: "Uncle, you really can't keep up with the development of the times. The drone is a camera device, and I use it for live broadcast."

"What is a live broadcast?"

"It's just to show my daily life to laymen. I've been filming for a whole day today. By the way, Uncle Master, I definitely won't say anything about that scene just now, but the laymen in my live broadcast room may not be able to say it."

"Boy, how many people are there in your live broadcast room?"

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, glanced at it, and said honestly: "Master, don't worry, there are not many people, probably more than 20 people!"

"Did they all see that scene just now?"

"Well, I should have seen it."

"Pfft." Old Taoist Zhang blushed, and he spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun hurriedly supported his uncle and went back to the wing room in the backyard of the Taoist temple to rest.

The pulse condition is very poor, and the loss of qi and blood is serious, which is a symptom of acute fire attacking the heart.

After he came out of the room, he looked at the drone following behind him, and said helplessly, "Every layman, please give Pindao a face."

"The old man has a good face. Don't mention what happened just now."

"If my uncle gets mad, I really can't explain it to Patriarch and Master!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to pat their chests in reassurance.

"Don't worry, Daoist, I'm an honest man."

"Everyone understands everything, it was just a misunderstanding."

"I originally wanted to make a spoof video, but after thinking about it, let it go, the old man still needs to respect it."

"For Lei Fa's sake, I'll give the Taoist priest a face. It's definitely not that I'm greedy for life and afraid of death."

"Fuck, Lei Fa, Peach Blossom Cutting, does the old Taoist master know these two spells?"

The water friends who originally wanted to coax in the live broadcast room gradually changed from being afraid of Jiang Yun to being afraid of Daoist Zhang Shengtan.

Daoist master's uncle, Taoism should be better than Daoist, right?
Everyone calmed down in an instant. After Jiang Yun found that the direction of public opinion in the live broadcast room was under control, he came to the kitchen and prepared to make some soup for the uncle.

The old man is in a hurry and loses both energy and blood. He should make some chicken soup to make up for him.

Jiang Yun opened the refrigerator and was looking for ingredients for the stew, but the first thing he saw was the remaining flat peach.

Wait, the nourishing effect of this peach should not be weaker than that of chicken soup, right?
After all, it was the spiritual fruit sent by Liuding Liujia, so it shouldn't be bad!

After Jiang Yun figured it out, he immediately cut the peaches into small pieces, then added water and squeezed them into juice.

He carried the peach juice, went back to the wing room, looked at the unconscious uncle, helped the old man up, and forcefully poured the peach juice down.

After drinking a bowl of peach juice, Zhang Sheng, who was still in a coma, sighed and opened his eyes immediately.

His joints were crackling all over his body, white smoke was coming out of his head, and his face was terribly red.

"Boy, what did you feed me?"

"Master, a bowl of peach juice." Jiang Yun held the bowl and explained.

"I fell into a coma, you feed me peach juice, and what kind of peach juice can make my whole body surge with energy and blood, and my dantian is so bulging that it's about to explode!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Brothers, why do I feel that this scene is familiar?"

"Pan Jinlian feeds Wu Dalang medicine, which seems to be similar to this plot."

"Hahaha, good boy, Dalang, take your medicine."

"Is that peach the Taoist priest ate yesterday? That peach is weird."

Zhang Daochang lifted the quilt, he jumped up from the bed, rushed out of the house, and kept mumbling.

"The spine transforms into a dragon, the qi and blood are like a spring, and the bones are like a whip. After 50 years of being trapped, I will finally break through!"

"Master, the road of body training can be followed, and one day I will prove it to you."

(End of this chapter)