Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 291 The Old Encounter

Chisong Daochang was wearing a blue Taoist robe, with a long sword hanging from his waist, and a puppy without ears in his arms.

With a faint smile on his face, he didn't say a word, just stood there quietly like that, with a noble demeanor, that was rushing towards his face.

among the crowd.

Martial Uncle Zhang frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple, and then silently retreated behind everyone.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang took his apprentice and took a step back. He did not forget that he personally attended the funeral of Chisong Taoist priest three years ago.

Now that the old Guanzhu King has returned, could it be that he is a fraudulent corpse?
It's broad daylight, uh, something's wrong, it's already dusk, and it's going to be dark soon, according to the nature of urine in movies and TV shows, it's reasonable and reasonable for it to be a little secretive.

"Master, we meet old friends, why are you holding me back?"

"Because I may have seen a ghost!"

"Damn, in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, how is this possible, Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the most effective Taoist temple nearby."

"You are still young, you don't understand, the water here is very deep, you can't grasp it, as a teacher, I won't harm you, just hide behind me." Police officer Jiang Dajiang said earnestly.

His little colleague and apprentice didn't know what was going on, so he nodded obediently.

Hearing what the two said, Taoist Chisong frowned, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

He looked Police Officer Jiang Dajiang up and down, and said meaningfully: "Tianyuan Daoist Temple has existed for hundreds of years, how can any evil spirit dare to make trouble here?"

"Da Jiang, the old man has been traveling for more than three years, and you don't even know me?"

Jiang Yun hurriedly pulled Master, pointed at the two who had nosebleeds, and said, "Master, those are trivial matters and can be put aside. What's the matter with their nosebleeds?"

"I don't know what's going on. I suddenly had a nosebleed. After spraying for a long time, I don't necessarily have anemia."

Daoist Chisong put down the puppy in his arms, flicked his sleeve robe, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, my disciples, those two guys are only slightly injured."

"Minor injury?"

Jiang Yun looked at the pile of blood on the ground and frowned.

"Yes, the vegetables in the Taoist temple have their own spiritual energy, which is a great tonic. The two of them are weak and cannot be nourished, so it is normal to spray some nosebleeds." Chisong Daochang explained.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang saw that the master and apprentice could communicate and contact normally, so he boldly asked, "Master Chisong, are you a human or a ghost?"

"You boy, do you believe that the practice of re-opening the altar will cut your 50-year luck?"

"Hiss, Daoist Chisong, you were struck to death by lightning, and there was no bones left. Why did you come back?"

Chisong Daochang was stunned for a moment, and after he rang for three seconds, he gave a quite reasonable explanation.

Three years ago, when he was practicing sword in Wudang Mountain, it happened to be a thunderstorm, and he was struck by lightning and fell off the cliff.

As we all know, after jumping off a cliff, some stories will happen.

Taoist Chisong lost his memory. He wandered abroad for three years, and suddenly regained his memory some time ago, so he hurried back to the Taoist temple.

"Master, why do I feel that this explanation is so far-fetched!" the little police officer said weakly.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang nodded in agreement, and then reacted.

He began to shake his head violently, and retorted: "Don't talk nonsense, we both have to believe the Taoist priest's explanation, this explanation is very scientific!"

"It's really not easy for the old temple master to give this explanation. We have to be considerate of the old man."

The three Taoist priests present were all stunned for a moment. Seeing the expression of police officer Jiang Dajiang, the three immediately synchronized.

What do you mean?
Are monks like Pindao unscientific or unreasonable?

This is purely professional discrimination and blatant slander!

Chisong Road Chief shook his head. He stepped forward and tapped on the chests of the two police officers, and their nosebleeds stopped instantly.

It has a real touch, and there are shadows. It is undoubtedly a real person, but the strength is a little bit strong.

The little police officer looked at Mr. Chisong, and silently gave an evaluation in his heart.

"Thank you Chisong Daoist for helping to stop the bleeding, old temple master, are we both going to be fine now?"

Chisong Dao Changyao pointed to the gate of the Taoist temple, and said, "It's really all right, just run down the mountain and just consume your exuberant energy and blood."

"What if the nosebleeds continue after going down the mountain?"

"Then find your wife. She has a way, but it's a bit costly."

"What about singles like my apprentice?"

"It's easy to be single, find a free road and continue running until the body is no longer hot."

After Chisong Daoist finished speaking, he looked at the refreshed Monkey Two and sighed in his heart: "Dajiang, I haven't seen you for three years. How can you be more stupid than this monkey?"

Officer Jiang Dajiang: "emmmm"

Little police officer: "emmmm"

Monkey Two dissatisfied: "Ho Ho Ho..."

The three sent the two police officers to the gate of the Taoist temple.

Before parting, Taoist Chisong took out two yellow talismans from his bosom, flung them away, and stuck them on the backs of the two.

The two police officers laughed and ran down the hill without realizing it.

The two ran around a corner, and after their backs disappeared, the three of them were about to return to the Taoist temple, when two horrified shouts came from down the mountain!
The desolation of the cry really made the listener sad, and those who heard it cried, and couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

Jiang Yun looked at Master curiously. Although he was puzzled, he also guessed something in his heart.

This matter is absolutely inseparable from Master's two yellow talismans.

"Good apprentice, as a teacher, it is to save people, so I pasted two panic symbols behind them." Chisong Taoist priest said very decently.

The panic talisman is a taboo spell in the Taoist sect. Sticking it on the body can stimulate people's panic and fear to the greatest extent.

This talisman is the best weapon to frighten people. After all, the upper limit of human potential is very high, and fear is the best weapon to force people to break through the upper limit of potential.

It's just that although things are good, they are useless, so they become taboos, and the Taoist Association strictly prohibits them from being used by outsiders.

The rules of the Taoist Association are useless to Taoist Chisong. His two scare talismans really carry some personal grievances.

After the three returned to the Taoist temple, they first went to the Sanqing Hall to burn incense and pray, and then went to the side hall to burn incense and pray to the ancestors of the past.

After the end, Jiang Yun went into the kitchen to clean up the dishes, and Daoist Chisong and Daoist Zhang Shengtan sat in the backyard and chatted.

"Brother, since you have entered the Kunlun Secret Realm, you have been sneaking back all the time, isn't it bad?"

"Junior brother, don't spitting blood. Although I don't obey the rules, I have always been upright. I am upright. I am back with the sword."

"Didn't you stay at Guangmingding all the time, when will you go down the mountain?" Chisong Taoist priest asked.

Zhang Sheng sighed and looked at Jiang Yun who was washing dishes in the kitchen. He sighed helplessly, and told the whole story about himself being framed down the mountain.

Originally practicing on the mountain, he was free and easy, but suddenly he was tricked down the mountain and became a watchman, and he still felt somewhat unacceptable.

"Junior brother, calm down. My apprentice has many thoughts and is very ghostly. You should stay in the Taoist temple honestly from now on."

"In a few years, I will ascend to Kunlun Secret Realm, and he has to carry this Taoist temple by himself!"

"In a few years, you two may not be sure who will ascend first." Chisong Daochang rubbed his nose and said.

After chatting for a while, the two senior brothers couldn't help but exchange ideas and get closer.

The two of them were very measured in their strikes, neither of them used their cultivation bases, they just fought sword moves.

Seeing the two fighting, Jiang Yun immediately left the dishwashing job to Hou Er.

I took Xiaobai with me, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, lay down on the kitchen window, and started to eat melons and watch the show.

(End of this chapter)