Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 292 Taoist Chief: Give Us an Explanation (ask for a monthly ticket)
Daoist Chisong and Daoist Zhang Shengtan had a very good relationship. After exchanging sword moves for a while, the two threw away their long swords and started fighting together, just like when they were young.

One person has a high level of cultivation, and the other is on the path of physical cultivation, but they are evenly matched.

After Hou Er finished washing the dishes, he also lay down by the kitchen window and watched quietly.

Jiang Yun shared a handful of melon seeds with his apprentice and said, "Monkey Two, watch carefully and study hard."

"Your grandpa fought against your granduncle, if you can learn one and a half moves from it, you will definitely benefit from it for life."

"Hoohoho..."

Monkey Two gestured a dragon claw hand, and then made a movement of grabbing an egg and pinching it hard.

Jiang Yun was startled, and quickly stopped: "Apprentice, you don't dare to imitate this move of your master uncle, we have to practice martial arts in fighting!"

"Forget it, you'd better go back to the monkey group, don't look at it, their moves are really too cruel."

"Roar……"

Hou Er took a step and turned his head three times, reluctantly leaving the Taoist temple through the gate.

Before it left, it was still gesturing to learn those moves, such as the dragon claw egg grabbing hand, the vaginal leg lifting, and the throat lock technique, all of which were very sinister anyway.

Jiang Yun lay at the kitchen window, and after looking at it for a while, he couldn't help sighing in his heart.

The way master and uncle meet and exchange feelings is really unusual, that is to say, they are in good physical condition. If normal people played like this, they would have been sent to the hospital long ago.

"Boring, boring!" Jiang Yun stayed until ten o'clock in the evening.

Seeing that the two of them had no intention of stopping at all, he took Xiao Bai back to his room to sleep.

When I woke up, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

The sound of martial arts competition in the courtyard had disappeared, Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Bai who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and got up to go to the bathroom.

When passing by the kitchen, he found that the light in the kitchen was still on, so he went to take a look.

Chisong Road Chief was eating with the missing ear puppy that he brought back. He ate very deliciously, and the dog's face was full of displeasure.

"Master, what are you doing?" Jiang Yun went in and asked curiously.

"Hey, my teacher and your uncle have been exchanging lessons until midnight, and he went to bed. The puppy is hungry, so I went to the kitchen to warm up leftovers for him."

Jiang Yun looked at the leftovers in Master's hands, while Gouzi was eating a pack of instant noodles without seasoning in the rice bowl on the ground, with a confused expression on his face.

This is not hot leftovers for Gouzi, how did the rice get into Master's hands?
"Hey, you kid, go to bed quickly. After heating up the meal for the teacher, he found that the meal was really delicious, so he ate it by himself."

"The dog eats instant noodles. It's actually quite good. You can see how happy it is." Chisong Daochang said with a smile.

The missing ear puppy bared its teeth and barked, "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

"Teacher, you understand animal language, what is that little guy calling?"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and he said, "Master, it praised you for being handsome and good at cooking instant noodles!"

"That little guy has a conscience, it's not in vain to give him instant noodles in the middle of the night, you go to sleep, and leave us alone." Chisong Daochang said while planing leftovers and mixing rice with him, waving his hands.

After Jiang Yun returned to the room, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

That puppy with missing ears, where he was praising Master, he was clearly criticizing him.

You are amazing, you are noble, you even grab dog food.

Ben Wang may not be a human being, but that old Taoist priest of yours is a real dog!
Master must not let Master know about these words, but that puppy has become a master and understands human nature quite well.

Jiang Yun continued to sleep, but he didn't sleep well, because Xiao Bai woke up after he had just slept for a while.

Eight in the morning.

The drones started broadcasting automatically, and neither one person nor the fox got up yet, still lying in bed and sleeping.

Jiang Yun's pajamas were messy, and Xiao Bai slept soundly on his chest.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room were taken aback for a moment, and then couldn't help it.

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, isn't it good for Taoist priest and Xiaobai to behave like this?"

"What's going on today, did you switch to a live broadcast and sleep?"

"It's time to get a fox or a cat. Single dogs feel that they have been hit by a million points."

"Whether Chaoguan is here, quickly close the live broadcast room, I'm already asleep, what a shame!"

"Dear friends, you two are not curious, what happened last night?"

"Naturally, you can do whatever you want in broad daylight."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were incarnate as Sherlock Holmes. When they tried to analyze what happened last night from the traces on the bed, Jiang Yun's door was suddenly opened.

Chi Songdao was unhappy, he pushed the door open, looked at Jiang Yun who was still asleep, opened the curtains, and then lifted the quilt.

Although the winter in Wudang Mountain is not as cold as in the Northeast, it is still quite cold.

Jiang Yun woke up from the cold on the spot, and asked confusedly: "Master, it's only the first day you came back, why are you like this?"

"You mean to go to the Emei School today, get up quickly and see him off!"

"You have only been away for three years as a teacher, why did you develop the habit of lazying on the bed, don't you go to morning classes?" After finishing speaking, Taoist Chisong turned around and left without even closing the door.

Jiang Yun wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "Master, listen to my explanation, there were a lot of things last night, and I didn't sleep well. This is really the first time I've been lazy on the bed!"

He got up helplessly, began to put on his Taoist robe, and made the bed.

Seeing this scene in the live broadcast room, the water friends immediately remembered what happened to them, and their sympathy exploded on the spot.

"Fellow daoists, I'm only on the fifth day back from vacation, and my mother is doing the same thing, help me!"

"Same world, same parents, wake people up and never close the door [anger]"

"Gah, just now my mother did the same thing, calling me to get up, drawing the curtains, and lifting the quilt, all in one go."

"Fellow Daoist, you are doing well, my mother usually refers to me for three days [dog head registration]"

"I don't know why, but I have a premonition that the post-90s generation will never wake up their children when they become parents. Usually, it is the children who wake up their parents."

"My mom: Your room won't be able to enter soon, me: It's okay, I'm a pig, I can [funny]"

After Jiang Yun got up and left the house, he found that Uncle Zhang had packed his bags and was ready to go down the mountain.

now.

The master and the uncle were holding hands and talking in whispers, and they couldn't see the picture of the two of them punching to the flesh yesterday.

"Senior Brother Chisong, back then, when we traveled around the Emei School, we were considered to be full of spirits, which attracted countless kun dao bows."

"I'm going to Emei, do you have anything or something for me to tell Taoist Master Miaoyu?" Uncle Zhang asked.

Elder Chisong Dao blushed, supported his waist, and said, "Please don't worry, Junior Brother. I came back from the Kunlun Secret Realm this time. In fact, I went to the Emei Sect first."

"Cough, apprentice, when did you come here?"

Jiang Yun said with some embarrassment: "Master, I've been listening for a while, don't worry, I'm a strict talker, I won't talk nonsense."

The water friends in the live broadcast room realized that something was wrong.

"Fuck, is this the Taoist priest's master?"

"The corpse was blown up by a living person, didn't Master Chisong be struck to death by lightning?"

"Why do I feel that the two old Taoists have a deep relationship with the Emei Sect [funny]"

"I seem to know something great. We won't be killed and silenced, right?"

"Last night, when a golden light appeared, the host hurried off the broadcast, and then Taoist Chisong came back today."

"Daoist, you have to give us an explanation, we want the truth!"

(End of this chapter)