Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science
Chapter 293 Introduction to the Poor Dao 1
Chapter 293 Let me introduce you to Pindao (seeking a monthly ticket)
After Jiang Yun found out that the wind direction of Shuiyou's barrage was a bit wrong, he coughed dryly immediately, then pointed at Master, and introduced it seriously.
He said sincerely: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone guessed right, this is the poor master Chisongzi!"
"Actually, it was a misunderstanding. My master went up to practice swordsmanship in the mountains three years ago, but was accidentally struck by lightning and fell off a cliff. Unfortunately, he lost his memory and wandered outside for three years."
"At that time, Master could not see anyone when he was born, and he could not see the corpse when he died. It could only be classified as missing. We held a funeral for Master. This matter is an oolong!"
"The old man recovered his memory some time ago, so he returned to the Taoist temple. I hope everyone will not believe in rumors or spread rumors, and believe in science!"
In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked at Daoist Chisong, who was immortal, with white hair and childlike face, and full of energy, and they couldn't figure it out no matter how they looked at it.
"How can there be an old man who has been wandering outside for three years? Doesn't this deceive people as fools?"
"Whether fellow daoists believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway!"
"Thank you Taoist for taking time out of his busy schedule to fool us."
"Master Daoist: It is enough for Pindao to give you an explanation, I hope you will not be ignorant of flattery"
[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Don't ask mortals about things about cultivating immortals, we really don't deserve to know."
"No matter what the reason is, the final answer can be explained by science. This may be the true meaning of entering science."
The car called by Jiang Yun came to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and Uncle Zhang reluctantly bid farewell to everyone.
Before he got into the car, he deliberately said to Jiang Yun: "Boy, Uncle Master is going to Emei to pave the way for you in the future."
"After discussing with your master yesterday, I made a calculation with my fingers. You are not too young, so it's time to find a Taoist companion. You will go to Emei next spring."
"Peach blossom luck must be strong, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom!"
Jiang Yun was taken aback, he didn't react for a long time, and when he did, the uncle had already gone down the mountain in the car.
The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the single young people between the ages of 30 and [-], have their eyes brightened.
"Damn it, Uncle Shi can deal with this person, and when he encounters something, he really does it!"
"Huaxia's good uncle, he even hired a Taoist companion, I'm envious."
"I just want to know what kind of scene it is when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom."
"Master Chisong, do you still accept apprentices?"
"Good guy, in order to find a partner, you actually have a curve apprentice [shocked]!"
Daoist Chisong patted Jiang Yun on the shoulder, and he comforted in a broad voice: "Disciple, you have wrongly blamed your uncle!"
"You mean to go to the Emei School this time to cut off your love luck. Your boy's love luck is too strong. We both tried our best. After cutting off, there are so many left."
"The remaining peach blossoms, which are like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom, can only be resolved by yourself."
Jiang Yun froze in place, at a loss.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused.
"Good fellow, Uncle Master paved the road, it's actually paved in this way!"
"The single dog said: Daoist, how about some luck for me?"
"It's me who is so naive, it's outrageous that there are so many left after cutting it off!"
"It's normal to think about it. In Nagada, Sichuan, people who like Taoist priests will definitely be able to line up from Mount Emei all the way to Chengdu!"
"It turned out that being single limited my imagination [cover my face]"
Jiang Yun bowed in the direction his uncle left.
He looked at Master curiously, and asked, "Master, what did you two talk about last night?"
"Curiosity killed the cat, good apprentice, knowing too much is not good for you."
"Miaoyu Daoist?"
"Cough, right or wrong, and your uncle's Taoist priest Xiangyu, I think the four of us traveled to Mount Emei ([-] words are omitted here), and we spent an unforgettable green years!"
"Stinky boy, don't ask any more questions. You should prepare two good dishes now, and then prepare some good wine. There should be a stinky and shameless guy coming to eat later." Chisong Daochang said.
After he finished speaking, he went to Zixiao Peak with his hands behind his back.
Jiang Yun stood at the gate of the Taoist temple, looking far away, watching the figure practicing sword on the peak, and listening to the faint sound of the sword.
He shook his head helplessly, turned around and returned to the Taoist temple.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious.
Just now Taoist Chisong mentioned that the four of them traveled to Mount Emei, and then what he said turned into a beeping sound. This was the first time I saw it on the live broadcast of Tiger Fish.
"What did Chief Chisong say just now, who can tell me, wait online, hurry up!"
"I just asked Huya officials, and they said the beeping is a technical failure."
"Could it be that what you said is not suitable for live broadcast?"
"The ten unsolved mysteries of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, what did the Taoist chief Chisong say when he returned?"
"Daoist, I've watched your live broadcast for several months, so please tell me the truth!"
In the morning, Jiang Yun burned a pot of iron pot to stew the big goose, and then moved out two large barrels of yellow rice wine stored in the wine cellar.
After the aroma of the big goose stewed in the iron pot wafted out, he took off his apron and looked at the bullet screen of the water friend.
"Everyone, my master really didn't say anything just now, please rest assured."
"He is a bad old man who doesn't understand anything. He just said something that is not suitable for live broadcast, so the beep sound is very scientific."
"Let's not talk about it, are you interested? Guess who will come to the Taoist temple later?"
Jiang Yun patted two large barrels of Huangjing wine and gave enough hints.
The water friends in the live broadcast room frowned, realizing that this matter was not simple.
"The person who came here must be a drunkard, two barrels of Huangjing wine, it's outrageous!"
"Is the important person from the Daoist Association coming?"
"Don't make wild guesses, everyone. When Taoist Chief Chisong returns, he must be meeting old friends. It should be Village Chief Jiang. The village chief has a good drinker."
"I think it should be Daoist Mo Yuan or Chen Yunlong. After all, Wudang Sect is very close to Tianyuan Taoist Temple."
"Everyone use your imagination, why can't the people who come here be gods, didn't there be several gods who came last time?"
When the big goose was stewed in an iron pot, when the aroma wafted out, there was a roar outside the Taoist temple.
dong dong dong, dong dong dong.
A large puff of black smoke floated from a distance to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and it made a lot of noise, which really shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room.
"Fuck, this scene is a bit familiar!"
"Billing black smoke, could it be that the person who came is a black bear spirit?"
"Wrong, fellow daoists are all wrong, we thought it was a human being, but it turned out to be a monster..."
"Master Chisong, you really have a lot of friends!"
"Fellow daoists, please watch and cherish it. The live broadcast will definitely not be suitable for children. The live broadcast room will probably be blocked."
Jiang Yun silently lifted the lid of a barrel of yellow rice wine, adjusted his Taoist robes, and trotted to the entrance of the Taoist temple.
Outside the gate of the Taoist temple, there is a giant beast that spews black smoke.
On the giant beast sat two old Taoist priests who were chatting and laughing, one of them was Taoist Chisong.
(End of this chapter)
After Jiang Yun found out that the wind direction of Shuiyou's barrage was a bit wrong, he coughed dryly immediately, then pointed at Master, and introduced it seriously.
He said sincerely: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone guessed right, this is the poor master Chisongzi!"
"Actually, it was a misunderstanding. My master went up to practice swordsmanship in the mountains three years ago, but was accidentally struck by lightning and fell off a cliff. Unfortunately, he lost his memory and wandered outside for three years."
"At that time, Master could not see anyone when he was born, and he could not see the corpse when he died. It could only be classified as missing. We held a funeral for Master. This matter is an oolong!"
"The old man recovered his memory some time ago, so he returned to the Taoist temple. I hope everyone will not believe in rumors or spread rumors, and believe in science!"
In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked at Daoist Chisong, who was immortal, with white hair and childlike face, and full of energy, and they couldn't figure it out no matter how they looked at it.
"How can there be an old man who has been wandering outside for three years? Doesn't this deceive people as fools?"
"Whether fellow daoists believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway!"
"Thank you Taoist for taking time out of his busy schedule to fool us."
"Master Daoist: It is enough for Pindao to give you an explanation, I hope you will not be ignorant of flattery"
[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Don't ask mortals about things about cultivating immortals, we really don't deserve to know."
"No matter what the reason is, the final answer can be explained by science. This may be the true meaning of entering science."
The car called by Jiang Yun came to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and Uncle Zhang reluctantly bid farewell to everyone.
Before he got into the car, he deliberately said to Jiang Yun: "Boy, Uncle Master is going to Emei to pave the way for you in the future."
"After discussing with your master yesterday, I made a calculation with my fingers. You are not too young, so it's time to find a Taoist companion. You will go to Emei next spring."
"Peach blossom luck must be strong, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom!"
Jiang Yun was taken aback, he didn't react for a long time, and when he did, the uncle had already gone down the mountain in the car.
The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the single young people between the ages of 30 and [-], have their eyes brightened.
"Damn it, Uncle Shi can deal with this person, and when he encounters something, he really does it!"
"Huaxia's good uncle, he even hired a Taoist companion, I'm envious."
"I just want to know what kind of scene it is when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom."
"Master Chisong, do you still accept apprentices?"
"Good guy, in order to find a partner, you actually have a curve apprentice [shocked]!"
Daoist Chisong patted Jiang Yun on the shoulder, and he comforted in a broad voice: "Disciple, you have wrongly blamed your uncle!"
"You mean to go to the Emei School this time to cut off your love luck. Your boy's love luck is too strong. We both tried our best. After cutting off, there are so many left."
"The remaining peach blossoms, which are like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom, can only be resolved by yourself."
Jiang Yun froze in place, at a loss.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused.
"Good fellow, Uncle Master paved the road, it's actually paved in this way!"
"The single dog said: Daoist, how about some luck for me?"
"It's me who is so naive, it's outrageous that there are so many left after cutting it off!"
"It's normal to think about it. In Nagada, Sichuan, people who like Taoist priests will definitely be able to line up from Mount Emei all the way to Chengdu!"
"It turned out that being single limited my imagination [cover my face]"
Jiang Yun bowed in the direction his uncle left.
He looked at Master curiously, and asked, "Master, what did you two talk about last night?"
"Curiosity killed the cat, good apprentice, knowing too much is not good for you."
"Miaoyu Daoist?"
"Cough, right or wrong, and your uncle's Taoist priest Xiangyu, I think the four of us traveled to Mount Emei ([-] words are omitted here), and we spent an unforgettable green years!"
"Stinky boy, don't ask any more questions. You should prepare two good dishes now, and then prepare some good wine. There should be a stinky and shameless guy coming to eat later." Chisong Daochang said.
After he finished speaking, he went to Zixiao Peak with his hands behind his back.
Jiang Yun stood at the gate of the Taoist temple, looking far away, watching the figure practicing sword on the peak, and listening to the faint sound of the sword.
He shook his head helplessly, turned around and returned to the Taoist temple.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious.
Just now Taoist Chisong mentioned that the four of them traveled to Mount Emei, and then what he said turned into a beeping sound. This was the first time I saw it on the live broadcast of Tiger Fish.
"What did Chief Chisong say just now, who can tell me, wait online, hurry up!"
"I just asked Huya officials, and they said the beeping is a technical failure."
"Could it be that what you said is not suitable for live broadcast?"
"The ten unsolved mysteries of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, what did the Taoist chief Chisong say when he returned?"
"Daoist, I've watched your live broadcast for several months, so please tell me the truth!"
In the morning, Jiang Yun burned a pot of iron pot to stew the big goose, and then moved out two large barrels of yellow rice wine stored in the wine cellar.
After the aroma of the big goose stewed in the iron pot wafted out, he took off his apron and looked at the bullet screen of the water friend.
"Everyone, my master really didn't say anything just now, please rest assured."
"He is a bad old man who doesn't understand anything. He just said something that is not suitable for live broadcast, so the beep sound is very scientific."
"Let's not talk about it, are you interested? Guess who will come to the Taoist temple later?"
Jiang Yun patted two large barrels of Huangjing wine and gave enough hints.
The water friends in the live broadcast room frowned, realizing that this matter was not simple.
"The person who came here must be a drunkard, two barrels of Huangjing wine, it's outrageous!"
"Is the important person from the Daoist Association coming?"
"Don't make wild guesses, everyone. When Taoist Chief Chisong returns, he must be meeting old friends. It should be Village Chief Jiang. The village chief has a good drinker."
"I think it should be Daoist Mo Yuan or Chen Yunlong. After all, Wudang Sect is very close to Tianyuan Taoist Temple."
"Everyone use your imagination, why can't the people who come here be gods, didn't there be several gods who came last time?"
When the big goose was stewed in an iron pot, when the aroma wafted out, there was a roar outside the Taoist temple.
dong dong dong, dong dong dong.
A large puff of black smoke floated from a distance to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and it made a lot of noise, which really shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room.
"Fuck, this scene is a bit familiar!"
"Billing black smoke, could it be that the person who came is a black bear spirit?"
"Wrong, fellow daoists are all wrong, we thought it was a human being, but it turned out to be a monster..."
"Master Chisong, you really have a lot of friends!"
"Fellow daoists, please watch and cherish it. The live broadcast will definitely not be suitable for children. The live broadcast room will probably be blocked."
Jiang Yun silently lifted the lid of a barrel of yellow rice wine, adjusted his Taoist robes, and trotted to the entrance of the Taoist temple.
Outside the gate of the Taoist temple, there is a giant beast that spews black smoke.
On the giant beast sat two old Taoist priests who were chatting and laughing, one of them was Taoist Chisong.
(End of this chapter)
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