Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 333 What is an Outlaw Madman?

"Oh, that's it!" Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, he shook his head, and said indifferently: "People who practice are indifferent to fame and wealth, and generally have a better mentality."

"Under normal circumstances, Pindao will not be as knowledgeable as those black fans and keyboard warriors, and the way of handling them is relatively gentle."

"Let's use an analogy. For example, Mr. Luo, you first act as my black fan."

Teacher Luo nodded and agreed.

He was also curious about how Jiang Yun would deal with this kind of thing. If he was a lawyer, he would send a lawyer's letter if he made too much noise. What would a Taoist priest do?

"Ms. Luo, your birthday is February 24th, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"Is that the lunar calendar or the Gregorian calendar?"

"It's the lunar calendar."

"Then what year were you born?"

"[-], what happened?"

Teacher Luo saw Jiang Yun holding a pen and jotting it down in his notebook, and he also became interested.

A monk, wouldn't he vent his anger by writing small notes?
"Ms. Luo, do you remember when you were born?"

"Jiang Daochang, what are you doing?"

"It's your birthday soon, I thought it would be on time to wish you a happy birthday." Jiang Yun said sincerely.

"It should be seven forty-five in the morning."

Jiang Yun put down the pen in his hand, and smiled while holding the date of birth.

Teacher Luo realized on the spot that what Jiang Yun wanted was his birth date.

The birthday horoscope is in hand, which is enough for a Taoist priest no matter what he does.

What black powder?What keyboard man?The method of opening an altar is to directly suppress it.

But he has a problem. If he can't figure it out, it's easy to find the wrong person when he takes revenge based on his birth date.

"Teacher Luo, don't worry, thousands of people have thousands of faces. Everyone's facial features correspond to the five elements, and they must be different. Combining the birth date with the face, you can't go wrong."

"Every layman, the date of birth in Pindao's hands is fictitious, so don't think too much about it," Jiang Yun explained with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became honest all of a sudden.

"It's true that you can't mess with Taoist priests, this attack is too cruel!"

"Master Daoist, I have a friend who owes me money and won't pay it back. I know his birth date, can you open an altar and help me out?"

"Most black fans and keyboard warriors don't have the courage to be upright. They can't tell their birth date, right?"

"Hahaha, I don't even know my date of birth. The Taoist priest's threat is useless to me."

"In the eyes of a Taoist priest, the horoscope should be the same as the medical report in the eyes of a doctor."

"Is Fellow Yin Yang here, are you afraid, a black fan?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "I have never met the Taoist priest, never talked to each other, let alone the birth date, what am I afraid of?"

Jiang Yun closed his eyes, counted with his fingers, and said with a smile: "For a person with a little knowledge, it's okay even if he doesn't know the horoscope of his birth date. It can be calculated with his fingers."

"There is a black fan in Pindao called Yinyang Sixteen Characters Chuanren. He should have been born at 96:4 am on April 9, 3. I won't say the exact real name and place of birth. Let him keep some privacy. .”

"The poor way has been practiced for many years. It is necessary to have people and relationships. It is really not easy to investigate this kind of thing."

After he finished speaking, the live broadcast rooms on other platforms were skeptical.

In the Huyu platform's own live broadcast room, the mentality of the yin and yang sixteen-character transmission person collapsed on the spot.

The calculation is indeed accurate, there is no mistake.

"Is Fellow Yin Yang here, is the Daoist bluffing us?"

"Believe in science, even police officer Jiang Dajiang, it is impossible for him to find out a person's date of birth in such a short time."

"Sometimes it doesn't have to be someone above, it may be someone below."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Dear fellows, don't be dead, I've already turned into a fan, and I'm a die-hard fan!"

"In addition, let me say that the calculation is indeed accurate."

"Damn it, it's unscientific. How can I figure this out by pinching my finger?"

"Outlaw lunatics, this is definitely an outlaw lunatic, directly opening an altar to suppress black fans [cover face]"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Luo, and asked curiously, "Mr. Luo, what would you do if you encountered such a poor situation?"

"I have unique conditions. I have studied Zhang San for many years."

"In a sense, if I really want to commit a crime, I can definitely commit a perfect crime." Teacher Luo spoke very slowly, as if joking.

But none of the water friends in the live broadcast room took this matter as a joke.

"I thought the Taoist priest was an outlaw, but I didn't expect a real outlaw to be sitting next to him."

"Unique conditions, I believe it."

"The attitude is extremely arrogant!"

"Qin Feng called the experts directly, and asked for advice humbly."

"Damn it, let him pretend. Aren't these two going to the Public Security Bureau to file a case?"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang, who was live broadcasting the scene, heard it, and he quickly walked into the live broadcast room, facing the camera, and said, "Don't worry, everyone, if Mr. Luo really breaks the law, we can definitely arrest him."

The police stepped in and made the live broadcast reach a climax as soon as it started.

Because it was Saturday, the number of simultaneous viewers on all major platforms had exceeded 200 million.

Teacher Luo said leisurely, "Even if I'm caught, I don't commit a crime."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang fell into silence when he heard it.

Indeed, there are really many crimes that do not constitute crimes. Mr. Luo has already given examples during the live broadcast.

When they were free, they also analyzed those examples, and they really did not constitute a crime.

Moreover, using a person's birthday horoscope to open the altar does not constitute a crime.

This is not a live broadcast of law popularization, it is clearly a live show of two outlaw lunatics!
The director couldn't sit still anymore. He held the microphone and said, "The self-introductions of Jiang Daochang and Mr. Luo are indeed quite interesting."

"Next, the law popularization program will be officially launched. We will analyze the case and provide legal consultation for everyone for free."

"Viewers in need can call the program's hotline for consultation."

drop by drop...

The backstage of the French popularization live broadcast was immediately bombarded by phone calls.

The operator answered a few calls, made inquiries, confirmed their questions, and after the live broadcast could be broadcast, the call was transferred to the live broadcast room.

Jiang Yun chose a phone number, and after connecting, he asked, "My layman, do you have any legal questions you want to consult?"

"Oh my god, it's actually calling in. Am I counting it as TV?"

"Hello Daoist Jiang, hello Teacher Luo, and audience friends across the country, I miss you so much!"

……

With a smile on his face, Jiang Yun stopped his mouth and said, "Layman, please calm down. We are broadcasting the law education live. What legal questions do you want to consult?"

"Jiang Daochang, my question is related to the Winter Olympics. You should have heard of that matter..."

The Northeast fan's question not only shocked everyone at the scene, but also shocked those who were watching the live broadcast.

A female assistant at the live broadcast couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

(End of this chapter)