Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science
Chapter 334 You Break the Law
Chapter 334 You Break the Law
Recently, the Winter Olympics in China was held in a lively manner, but there were too many people who came, and there were always some guys who liked to make troubles.
Laugh to death!
When athletes from other countries are boasting about the food, the athletes from Bangzi’s next door open their eyes and talk nonsense, saying that the food is not good enough to eat.
For the sake of face, they will eat less for dinner, but for the sake of their stomachs, and taking advantage of the small number of people, they will quietly pack some things that are convenient to carry.
It's okay if this kind of thing doesn't get exposed, but the little day next door... the Benzi athlete, who is doing well, reported it with his real name, saying that it was the stick athlete who emptied the watermelon and cantaloupe in the fruit area.
"Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, I'm really curious, is it illegal for the athletes of Bangzi's family to do this?" The northeast fan who called was very confused.
"Hey hey hey..."
The staff at the live broadcast, who didn't know who they were, couldn't hold back their laughter.
The director held back and coughed dryly: "Stop laughing, we're live broadcasting!"
"Director, we are professionals, and we usually don't laugh unless we can't help it!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
During the live broadcast, there was a ball of laughter.
Jiang Yun looked calm on the surface, but the corners of his mouth also raised slightly, and said, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, layman, your question is quite tricky."
"China has been a country of etiquette since ancient times. Hosting the Winter Olympics will not restrict people's freedom to eat melons."
"They emptied the watermelon and cantaloupe. It shouldn't violate the rules, but they don't advocate it. They should leave some for others!"
"Mr. Luo, what do you think?"
"Their behavior is indeed not illegal, but immoral. Daoist Jiang is right, hahahaha!" Teacher Luo, who was always serious, also laughed out loud after speaking.
Jiang Yun asked curiously: "Mr. Luo, what are you laughing at?"
"I remembered the happy things, my wife gave birth to a child!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"My layman, what are you laughing at?"
"Jiang Daochang, I also remembered the happy things. My wife also gave birth to a child."
It can be said that the law-enforcement live broadcast is full of jokes. The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of various platforms laughed together.
"Oh my god, who will help me, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"These three crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, why did they meet together today?"
"Keep up with current events, I'm sure there's no script for this live broadcast!"
"Little Cherry Blossom: Eighty-eighth, Xiaoxi is bad."
"Help, help, it's really outrageous. The melon that Douyin and Kuaishou didn't eat, I didn't expect to eat it in the live broadcast room."
"If Xiao Xiba dies on the spot and begs in public, don't say it, don't say it."
After Mr. Luo laughed for a while, he suddenly asked, "Jiang Daochang, you said that there are many athletes who come to participate in the Winter Olympics. Why did you only find out about the book athletes who lived a good life?"
Jiang Yun pinched his fingers and said with a half-smile, "Mr. Luo, have you considered it?"
"Watermelon and cantaloupe are actually quite expensive in Benzi's, who are living a good life, and they are usually reluctant to buy them."
In a word, it tells the truth, and after careful consideration, it is indeed the truth.
The staff at the scene let out a burst of good-natured laughter again.
The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room of each platform increased sharply, and the director's face was full of smiles.
Jiang Daochang is worthy of being the first brother in the live broadcast room. This ability to bring rhythm is really strong!
"Little Sakura: 食べ终わったら何を食べますか.あなたはとてもいいです."
"I finally went abroad to participate in the Winter Olympics. I thought I could realize the freedom of watermelons, but I didn't expect to be directly copied by the little watermelon."
"What can I say, I can only say that I am laughing to death!"
"Curious, how would it feel if they knew that we eat with a spoon and half of us in summer?"
"Little Sakura: cnm save some!"
"Drip in the fruit section, drop in watermelon, where do you go to work?"
"There are two neighbors in our stall, and there is no one left."
The water friends who came to watch this live broadcast were all enthusiastic about Jiang Yun and Mr. Luo.
The law is quite boring, serious people, who come here to study law!
Most people originally planned to take a look at it, and then slip away, doing what they should do, but they just took a look at it unexpectedly, and then they can't leave anymore.
This live broadcast of law popularization seems to be different from what I imagined!
"Okay, let's connect with the next water friend, layman, what legal questions do you want to consult?" Jiang Yun asked in a relaxed tone.
Now, he has completely controlled the rhythm of the live broadcast, so he is not panicked at all.
"Jiang Daochang, hello, I am your fan, I have watched your live broadcast for more than two months."
This water friend is a male, his tone of voice is quite gloomy, and he seems to be in a bad mood.
"Friend Daoist, have you encountered any difficulties?"
Jiang Yun cheered up, since he was his fan, he should help him, he must help him.
Could it be that this person encountered some supernatural events and couldn't solve them?
But soon, he knew that he was thinking too much.
"Jiang Daochang, I have a headache. I recently encountered a proposition. No matter how I choose it, it is wrong. Worry!"
"I went on a blind date last year, talked about a partner, and recently planned to get engaged, but my partner asked me a question, and I didn't know how to answer it."
"She asked her to travel with my mother and fell into the water at the same time, and then who should I save first? It's right to save anyone, but it's not right to save anyone!"
In HA City, a young man slumped on the sofa with messy hair and asked.
He has been tortured by this problem for seven or eight days, and his girlfriend who is about to get engaged is also going to break up because of this matter.
Although Jiang Yun couldn't empathize with him, he could feel the dilemma and asked, "This layman, cheer up first."
"I can understand your feelings, but I'm curious, how did you answer your girlfriend?"
"Jiang Daochang, you know, in that case, I can only say to save my girlfriend first, otherwise this relationship will blow up." The young man's tone was full of self-blame.
The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the male water friends, felt the empathy immediately.
More than [-]% of them, even if their girlfriends haven't asked this proposition, they have seen this proposition on the Internet.
"Hey, I also chose to save my girlfriend at the time, and now I think about it, I regret it!"
"In order to prevent my girlfriend from asking this question, I took my whole family to learn swimming [cover face]"
"Tears, my girlfriend just asked me this question."
"I don't care, anyway, I want to save my mother, there is only one mother, and I can change my girlfriend!"
"Bah, dead scumbag, it's not worth entrusting him with a lifelong [dog's head to save his life]"
"Well, seeing how the Taoist priest answered, I feel that the female boxers in the live broadcast room can no longer hold back."
Jiang Yun's eyebrows were gradually drawn together. Xiaobai in his arms felt something was wrong, and quickly rubbed his face against Jiang Yun's hand.
Jiang Yun usually makes this action, which means that the matter is serious.
You know, even if someone came to kick the door, he never frowned!
"You layman, you broke the law, do you know?"
(End of this chapter)
Recently, the Winter Olympics in China was held in a lively manner, but there were too many people who came, and there were always some guys who liked to make troubles.
Laugh to death!
When athletes from other countries are boasting about the food, the athletes from Bangzi’s next door open their eyes and talk nonsense, saying that the food is not good enough to eat.
For the sake of face, they will eat less for dinner, but for the sake of their stomachs, and taking advantage of the small number of people, they will quietly pack some things that are convenient to carry.
It's okay if this kind of thing doesn't get exposed, but the little day next door... the Benzi athlete, who is doing well, reported it with his real name, saying that it was the stick athlete who emptied the watermelon and cantaloupe in the fruit area.
"Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, I'm really curious, is it illegal for the athletes of Bangzi's family to do this?" The northeast fan who called was very confused.
"Hey hey hey..."
The staff at the live broadcast, who didn't know who they were, couldn't hold back their laughter.
The director held back and coughed dryly: "Stop laughing, we're live broadcasting!"
"Director, we are professionals, and we usually don't laugh unless we can't help it!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
During the live broadcast, there was a ball of laughter.
Jiang Yun looked calm on the surface, but the corners of his mouth also raised slightly, and said, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, layman, your question is quite tricky."
"China has been a country of etiquette since ancient times. Hosting the Winter Olympics will not restrict people's freedom to eat melons."
"They emptied the watermelon and cantaloupe. It shouldn't violate the rules, but they don't advocate it. They should leave some for others!"
"Mr. Luo, what do you think?"
"Their behavior is indeed not illegal, but immoral. Daoist Jiang is right, hahahaha!" Teacher Luo, who was always serious, also laughed out loud after speaking.
Jiang Yun asked curiously: "Mr. Luo, what are you laughing at?"
"I remembered the happy things, my wife gave birth to a child!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"My layman, what are you laughing at?"
"Jiang Daochang, I also remembered the happy things. My wife also gave birth to a child."
It can be said that the law-enforcement live broadcast is full of jokes. The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of various platforms laughed together.
"Oh my god, who will help me, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"These three crouching dragon and phoenix chicks, why did they meet together today?"
"Keep up with current events, I'm sure there's no script for this live broadcast!"
"Little Cherry Blossom: Eighty-eighth, Xiaoxi is bad."
"Help, help, it's really outrageous. The melon that Douyin and Kuaishou didn't eat, I didn't expect to eat it in the live broadcast room."
"If Xiao Xiba dies on the spot and begs in public, don't say it, don't say it."
After Mr. Luo laughed for a while, he suddenly asked, "Jiang Daochang, you said that there are many athletes who come to participate in the Winter Olympics. Why did you only find out about the book athletes who lived a good life?"
Jiang Yun pinched his fingers and said with a half-smile, "Mr. Luo, have you considered it?"
"Watermelon and cantaloupe are actually quite expensive in Benzi's, who are living a good life, and they are usually reluctant to buy them."
In a word, it tells the truth, and after careful consideration, it is indeed the truth.
The staff at the scene let out a burst of good-natured laughter again.
The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room of each platform increased sharply, and the director's face was full of smiles.
Jiang Daochang is worthy of being the first brother in the live broadcast room. This ability to bring rhythm is really strong!
"Little Sakura: 食べ终わったら何を食べますか.あなたはとてもいいです."
"I finally went abroad to participate in the Winter Olympics. I thought I could realize the freedom of watermelons, but I didn't expect to be directly copied by the little watermelon."
"What can I say, I can only say that I am laughing to death!"
"Curious, how would it feel if they knew that we eat with a spoon and half of us in summer?"
"Little Sakura: cnm save some!"
"Drip in the fruit section, drop in watermelon, where do you go to work?"
"There are two neighbors in our stall, and there is no one left."
The water friends who came to watch this live broadcast were all enthusiastic about Jiang Yun and Mr. Luo.
The law is quite boring, serious people, who come here to study law!
Most people originally planned to take a look at it, and then slip away, doing what they should do, but they just took a look at it unexpectedly, and then they can't leave anymore.
This live broadcast of law popularization seems to be different from what I imagined!
"Okay, let's connect with the next water friend, layman, what legal questions do you want to consult?" Jiang Yun asked in a relaxed tone.
Now, he has completely controlled the rhythm of the live broadcast, so he is not panicked at all.
"Jiang Daochang, hello, I am your fan, I have watched your live broadcast for more than two months."
This water friend is a male, his tone of voice is quite gloomy, and he seems to be in a bad mood.
"Friend Daoist, have you encountered any difficulties?"
Jiang Yun cheered up, since he was his fan, he should help him, he must help him.
Could it be that this person encountered some supernatural events and couldn't solve them?
But soon, he knew that he was thinking too much.
"Jiang Daochang, I have a headache. I recently encountered a proposition. No matter how I choose it, it is wrong. Worry!"
"I went on a blind date last year, talked about a partner, and recently planned to get engaged, but my partner asked me a question, and I didn't know how to answer it."
"She asked her to travel with my mother and fell into the water at the same time, and then who should I save first? It's right to save anyone, but it's not right to save anyone!"
In HA City, a young man slumped on the sofa with messy hair and asked.
He has been tortured by this problem for seven or eight days, and his girlfriend who is about to get engaged is also going to break up because of this matter.
Although Jiang Yun couldn't empathize with him, he could feel the dilemma and asked, "This layman, cheer up first."
"I can understand your feelings, but I'm curious, how did you answer your girlfriend?"
"Jiang Daochang, you know, in that case, I can only say to save my girlfriend first, otherwise this relationship will blow up." The young man's tone was full of self-blame.
The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the male water friends, felt the empathy immediately.
More than [-]% of them, even if their girlfriends haven't asked this proposition, they have seen this proposition on the Internet.
"Hey, I also chose to save my girlfriend at the time, and now I think about it, I regret it!"
"In order to prevent my girlfriend from asking this question, I took my whole family to learn swimming [cover face]"
"Tears, my girlfriend just asked me this question."
"I don't care, anyway, I want to save my mother, there is only one mother, and I can change my girlfriend!"
"Bah, dead scumbag, it's not worth entrusting him with a lifelong [dog's head to save his life]"
"Well, seeing how the Taoist priest answered, I feel that the female boxers in the live broadcast room can no longer hold back."
Jiang Yun's eyebrows were gradually drawn together. Xiaobai in his arms felt something was wrong, and quickly rubbed his face against Jiang Yun's hand.
Jiang Yun usually makes this action, which means that the matter is serious.
You know, even if someone came to kick the door, he never frowned!
"You layman, you broke the law, do you know?"
(End of this chapter)
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