Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 365 What the hell

Old Taoist Zhang said that this is pork, not human flesh, which means you can eat it with confidence.

"Hey, Uncle Wang, I'm a little hungry this evening. You have a pot of meat on the table, can you eat it?" Jiang Yun called and asked.

The backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang looked at each other in blank dismay, both of them were a little puzzled, they had just returned home and hadn't cooked any food, where did the meat come from at home?

"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, it's the meat on the table in the house. It's stewed well. I was not full in the Taoist temple just now. Can I have a bite?" Seeing that there was no voice on the phone, Jiang Yun asked again.

Uncle Wang came to his senses now, he quickly waved his hands, and stopped him stammeringly: "Jiang Daochang, that's not fun!"

"The two of us didn't cook, so there must be something wrong with the meat. Maybe it's the poison produced by the dirty things in the house. If you want to eat it, I'll cook it for you when I go home tomorrow."

"Uncle Wang, don't bother. The meat is fine and you can eat it. Since it doesn't belong to your family, it is unowned. I can eat it without worry." Jiang Yun said with a smile, and hung up the phone.

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang are not at home all year round, so the old-fashioned stove is still used at home, and there is no gas stove or modern kitchen and bathroom with natural gas.

Although the stove for burning fire is troublesome, as long as there is firewood, you can cook. In the mountain village, it is actually quite convenient.

Jiang Yun started, after brushing the pot and adding water, he put the pot of meat on the grate, covered the pot, and was about to heat it up.

He really planned to eat meat, and the water friends in the live broadcast room panicked. They just heard clearly that this pot of meat is a proper three-no product!
If it is an ordinary three-no product, it’s okay to eat it occasionally. After all, no matter how unscrupulous the manufacturer is, it will not intentionally kill people.

However, if this is the meat of demons and ghosts, those ghosts are not bound by the law, and there is no bottom line in doing things.

"Master Dao, I'll order you a takeaway, don't eat that meat."

"That's right, we crowdfunded to order you a takeaway, no matter how expensive the delivery fee is."

"My mother told us since I was a child that food of unknown origin should not be eaten, anchor, have you forgotten?"

"Don't learn from the children in the live broadcast room. The Taoist leader is really not afraid of death, we are really going to die."

"The Taoist priest is so powerful, he must not be able to fight head-on, and can only use some crooked methods."

"Hiss, Princess Iron Fan has been hit by Monkey King's trick..."

Jiang Yun lit the fire on his own, and heated up the pot of meat. He also scalded himself a bottle of yellow rice wine by the way. The Qiankun bag is really practical.

Under the lens of the drone, the water friends did not see clearly where the wine came from. They all thought it was the wine stored by Uncle Wang's family.

Moonlight as water.

In the courtyard there are luxuriant weeds, on the stone table, Jiang Yun and Xiaobai eat meat and drink wine, very happy.

It was the whining and howling of ghosts and wolves from time to time, which made everyone in the live broadcast room shudder.

If you are full of wine and food, your energy and blood will be greatly exuberant, not to mention drinking yellow rice wine.

After Jiang Yun took out the Sanqing Sword from the bedside of the room, he drew his sword and practiced Taiji swordsmanship.

The sound of the sword rustled, and a stream of white sword energy was like autumn water, very smooth and agile under the moonlight.

The sword move was very beautiful, after Xiaobai jumped onto the stone table, he raised his neck and screamed.

The dense fog in the mountains drifted by at night, and the camera lens of the drone was in a trance.

Hundreds of thousands of online water friends thought that their eyes were dazzled.

"If Xiaobai can transform into form, he must be a stunning beauty."

"Uh, did you guys see a figure just now? It's a pretty girl with long hair and white dress, dancing with the priest."

"My mother, I thought it was my eyesight, did you see it too?"

"Dear friends, believe in science, and you are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the country."

[Xiao Min]: "I saw a girl with long hair and a white dress sitting on a stone table, smiling and watching the Taoist dance. Are we not on the same channel?"

"Big female dragon, have you laid too many eggs recently, are you malnourished, and your eyes are blurry?"

"Housekeeper, I just made a super fire for the anchor, can I get a dragon egg?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Everyone sees it differently. I just saw a girl with long hair and white dress. She was sitting on the wall and looking at the moon..."

"What's the situation, Xiaobai won't charm us across the screen, right?"

Swish!
In Jiang Yun's hand, the Sanqing sword was drawn into a sword flower, and the tip of the sword went straight into the scabbard like flowing clouds and flowing water. The whole movement was extremely chic.

He looked at Xiao Bai, who was lying on the table and kept wagging his big white tail, smiled, then took out his phone and looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

ummm
Pindao just danced sword and danced in a daze, what did I, a traitor, do?
It's okay, it's okay, I can still come back, try my best to make up for it.

"Hey, Laymen, in fact, both humans and animals have their own spirit, if the spirit is strong enough."

"Then, it is possible to see a person's future achievements through energy and spirit. Xiaobai has been practicing in the Taoist temple these days, and his energy and spirit are strong, which is actually quite normal."

"This little guy is also unlucky. If he goes back 2000 years, he might really become a master, but now it's impossible." Jiang Yun rubbed Xiaobai's head and sighed.

Xiaobai shook his head in dissatisfaction, then jumped into Jiang Yun's arms, exposed his belly, and hummed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, looking at the master and apprentice of this human beast, suddenly felt sweetened. Is this the pampering from the master in the novel of cultivating immortals?

The white mist gradually became thicker, and the ghostly screams of the surrounding wind were even more incessant.

The fog became thicker and more outrageous, and soon even the gate a dozen steps away could not be seen.

In the invisible fog, there was a sound of footsteps.

"Daoist, stop flirting with Xiaobai, be careful!"

"Whether it's A Piao or a monster, I feel that it's more powerful than what I've encountered before."

"Everyone, I'm scared, barrage body protection, please help."

"Master uncle said: All those who are facing the battle are in the front line!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, he waved away the white mist that swept up with his Taoist robe, then smiled, raised his sword and hugged Xiaobai and turned back to the house.

"Every layman, the things outside the house pretend to be ghosts, but they are actually afraid of poor people. Don't be afraid."

"We rest normally in the first half of the night, and we can talk about it later in the middle of the night. The live broadcast room will not be closed, and the camera will always be facing the bed. Those who are interested can stay in the live broadcast room and watch."

The situation outside the house is clearly not clean, yet you still have the guts to go on sleeping?

Those who become monks have really big hearts!

"Master Dao, are you really not afraid or are you pretending not to be afraid?"

"There seems to be a black shadow flashing behind the curtain, your sister, it's scary, it's scary!"

"It's definitely more exciting and scarier than a horror movie."

"I'm just curious, is this really something that can be broadcast live?"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't shoot the curtains with the camera, another black shadow flashed just now."

Jiang Yun wiped his face with a towel, and said nonchalantly, "Ladies and gentlemen, you can rest assured that demons and ghosts won't harm people through network cables."

"Pindao even lived in the mortuary, I'm still afraid of this?"

(End of this chapter)