Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 366 Daoist, Dabaa (ask for a monthly ticket)

There were many water friends in the live broadcast room, and the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared.

Everyone realized a truth at this moment, people are really different.

Jiang Yun was very interested and told about his experience of living in the mortuary.

When I was young, the Taoist temple was not rich, and the rich man who begged for a child did not come to sponsor him. There was no air conditioner or fan in the Taoist temple, and it was extremely hot in summer.

In the small town at the bottom of the mountain, he found a quite quiet summer resort, where the cool air was refreshing.

That's right, the morgue.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the place in the morgue is really cool. If you have the chance, you must try it. Go at noon, and don't go at night."

"Go there and sleep, and you will realize what it means to die is a cool night." Jiang Yun said with nostalgia.

The water friends in the live broadcast room lost their mentality on the spot.

"Daoist, stop talking, I'm afraid."

"I can testify that I was a corpse in the morgue at the time. The Taoist priest was snoring in his sleep. I dared not speak for fear of being beaten."

"The Daoist is able to live in a cool place when it's hot, he really dares to sleep."

"Have you ever thought that someone is fanning the fan [funny]"

"A person who is awesome must have something awesome!"

"Hahahahaha, it's okay to take a nap, don't sleep late, I'd rather die of heat than go to sleep there."

Jiang Yun hung the Sanqing sword on the bed, and began to undress, take off the Taoist robe outside, and prepare to sleep.

The female fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun began to undress in front of the camera, and many people became excited.

A certain female anchor, who was watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast, spurted out a nosebleed at the moment.

"Daozhang, don't do this, it's not good!"

"Is this what we can see without spending money?"

"No, no, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to take a cold bath and calm down."

"It is said that women are sexier than men. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it when I look at the barrage."

"Brother, my wife is chatting with her girlfriends. I've heard the wall. They dare to say what they have to say. I emo on the spot."

"Uh, before I die, I must delete the chat history with my girlfriend [laugh and cry]"

Jiang Yun didn't take off all his clothes like sleeping in a Taoist temple, but just took off the outer Taoist robe and kept the white middle coat inside.

After he got into bed and got into the bed, he patted the bed.

Xiaobai immediately raised his head, and with a stride, he jumped directly onto the bed, and slipped into the bed.

It didn't matter that she got under the covers, and licked Jiang Yun's face.

The master and apprentice are not avoiding people at all now, and the male fans who are watching the live broadcast are all dumbfounded.

"Daozhang, dabaa!"

"Uh, is there some secret between them?"

"Fuck, this is really not something we can watch without paying."

"Damn it, my little white wife!"

"Xiaobai is more or less for nothing, how long have the two of them slept [Tie Xin]"

The dark shadows behind the curtains still appeared from time to time, and the sound of footsteps and ghost screams outside the house never stopped.

Jiang Yun touched Xiaobai's head, and Xiaobai immediately stopped moving and lay obediently beside his pillow.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today's situation is a bit special. It is estimated that many people will not be able to sleep."

"Pin Tao taught everyone a way to sleep fast, which is quite useful and scientific."

"Step [-]: Lie down comfortably, then relax the muscles around the face, forehead and eye sockets, and breathe slowly."

"Step [-]: Relax your shoulders, back and arms, continue to breathe slowly and deeply, and try to forget the pressure on your mind."

"Try to imagine that you are in a very quiet space, your vision is completely dark, your mind is completely empty, and then wait quietly for a while."

"Normal people will go to sleep after about 2 minutes. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he fell into a deep sleep within a short while, and his breathing became quite regular.

There were originally more than 30 online water friends in the live broadcast room, but this method abruptly killed [-].

This method is very scientific. It is a joint summary of Taoism and Chinese medicine combined with various cultivation methods, and it has been widely used in pilots and special forces.

The remaining 20 people stayed up all night in the live broadcast room. They really wanted to see what was going on outside the window.

This guard is a full half an hour.

The black shadow outside the window still flashed past in a hurry. Jiang Yun slept soundly, but his quilt slowly started to move.

Many people are sleeping with the live broadcast on, but there are also people who are watching the live broadcast and chatting.

"The Taoist priest's quilt has moved!"

"Uh, no way, how could it be so big, that's unreasonable!"

"Xiaobai is gone, fellow daoists, do you think there is a possibility that Xiaobai is repaying his favor?"

"Um, in front of the camera, isn't that good?"

"This is definitely playing with color. I looked at the cat in my bed and fell into deep thought. You have changed!"

"Calm down, fellow males, before calling out to Lord Bian, think about whether you are raising a male cat or not."

The movement inside the quilt didn't last long, and soon, a foot came out tentatively.

Then came a head, then half a body.

After Xiao Bai got out of Jiang Yun's bed, she squatted at the corner of the bed where the moonlight was shining, and sat up cross-legged in meditation.

A fox meditating cross-legged under the moonlight is outrageous.

The most important thing is that when she was meditating cross-legged, the dirty things that had been making noise outside the house seemed to be frightened by something, and they didn't move.

Half an hour later, Xiaobai ended from the state of meditation.

In the moonlight like water, everyone saw a long-haired girl in a trance, flashing into the bed at an extremely fast speed.

But after taking a closer look, where did the girl come from? The head that got out of Jiang Yun's bed was obviously Xiaobai's fox head.

At this time, there were not many people watching the live broadcast, and only a few thousand people discussed it.

"Fellow daoists, I was shocked, I thought Xiaobai had transformed into a form in public."

"I finally know why the Taoist priest doesn't have a Taoist companion."

"I used to feel that three-dimensional girls didn't have Two-dimensional fragrance, but now it seems that Two-dimensional girls don't have beast girl fragrance."

"I am willing to trade my ex-girlfriend who will never get married in exchange for my family's Miaomiao incarnation to accompany me."

"I originally thought that Xiaobai was too lazy to cultivate, but I didn't expect that she has been working hard in the middle of the night!!
"The elder sister of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, there is still something more or less, amazing."

Subsequently.

The house fell into a long silence until midnight, after twelve o'clock.

creak!

The door of the house, which had been closed all the time, was suddenly blown open by the wind, and the old wooden door made a toothache sound.

Two slender figures appeared at Jiang Yun's bedside, but because of the angle of the drone, only the figures were captured.

"Get out, this is our territory!"

"Humans, you have crossed the line, hurry up, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"

When two indistinct voices sounded, the Sanqing Sword hanging by Jiang Yun's bed also uttered a sword cry.

Swish!
The long sword was unsheathed automatically, and after a flash of sword energy, accompanied by two screams, the long sword was stabbed obliquely into the room.

At this moment, Jiang Yun just stretched his waist and opened his eyes.

(End of this chapter)