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Chapter 144 Pregnancy

"...We are all Candy'in's official authentic counters! May I ask whether you two are buying underwear, suits or..."

"... Pajamas are available! Our pajamas have just arrived recently, and they are all new!"

"Take a look, both of you, this is the latest autumn and winter style in season, pure cotton national trend..."

"...Uh... Is it thick? Oh, there are thinner ones too! Here and here..."

"...You two, our model is made of real silk, and it is mainly light and thin. The outer lining will feel a little like peach skin, and it is more suitable for spring and autumn..."

……

The enthusiastic shopping guide is eloquent. As the most capable shopping guide nearby, she has always been proud of her verbal skills, and the two customers she faced at this time just happened to stimulate her enthusiasm.

Because these two customers today are different from any one she has received in the past.

[Temperament] This mysterious thing is indescribable and can only be felt when people are in contact with each other.

But Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong right now gave the shopping guide a kind of aloof extravagance!

The shopping guide has also seen all kinds of customers. In terms of aloofness, most of them are pretending. After arriving in the store with a Sima face, they will not answer no matter how they greet them. They will even roll their eyes and frown. Here Touch it there, touch it, and then walk away with a look of disdain, thinking that it is very cold, but in reality it will be scolded by the shop assistant all kinds of rolling eyes.

But the two in front of me are different.

Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong, apart from the fairy aura of their exquisite appearance, their words, deeds and posture all revealed a real aloof temperament.

……

They don't talk much, but they will answer questions, and they treat people calmly and politely.

Their demeanor is cold, but they will not make faces to the shopping guides from above.

Their demeanor is very restrained, they do not decide on the clothes to try on, and they never touch them.

Occasionally reveals a bit of a subtle smile, and there is a kind of polite shyness in it, which is very friendly.

……

The real aloofness is not arrogance, this is called temperament!
All in all, if I describe it roughly, the shopping guide feels that such two people walking around in her store have raised the store's level and made her feel comfortable receiving them.

"That's right! There is a very recommended item, I'll go to the warehouse to get it...Xiao Li! Pour the water to the two younger sisters!"

It is also a kind of happiness to be passionate about one's work. Although the shopping guide is not as exaggerated as the SpongeBob SquarePants in the animation, it also fully demonstrates the mental outlook of the salesperson of the department store in the middle of the last century.

But this enthusiasm and friendliness made Yu Ling'er, who was sitting on the rest chair, a little uneasy.

"Rong'er..."

The master worriedly put his hands next to the disciple's ear and whispered:
"...Why does this person look like he's going crazy? If we don't buy it today, we won't be able to leave..."

"I am not sure as well."

Yu Yourong sat upright, squeezed his hands, and sighed:

"So let's continue to maintain a normal mind, don't be overjoyed, talk less, and less pick on each other... Also, just look at things and don't touch them. In the past, Yaoyao touched things randomly in the mall, and when her brother came back... it was her... Come on... "

"?"

that?

Yu Ling'er was taken aback for a moment, why did she start talking riddles?He poked Tuer's waist with his elbow:

"Which one?"

"Tsk..."

Being so tactful and still asking, Yu Yourong lightly annoyed Master, and raised his palm:

"It's the kind of punishment that the master gives every time he makes a mistake."

"Oh, spanking..."

Just hit it, beat around the bush.

Yu Ling'er curled her lips, did this villain finally know that spanking Master's ass casually is an unspeakable act of unfilial piety?

Of course not.

Seeing Master's indifferent expression, Yu Yourong's face flashed dizzy, and added in a muttering voice:
"He... took off his pants and beat..."

"?!"

"Including...obscene pants..."

"?!!"

A picture of a peeled egg duang~ ground being beaten by Qin Ren with a spoon popped up in Yu Ling'er's mind, and she subconsciously touched her moon-like buttocks, and blushed along with her apprentice:

"When? I...why haven't I seen Qin Ren be so strict?"

"My brother and I are in charge of Yaoyao. Master plays games all day, so of course I don't know."

Yu Yourong naturally expressed a housewife's sorrow, while Yu Linger was imagining some mosaic-covered pictures with shame and fear, and was in a daze alone. It was not until more than ten seconds passed that she suddenly realized, Angrily poked the apprentice's chest:

"What the hell! No matter how hard Qin Ren hits, he's going to hit Luo Yao! Why should I be afraid?"

"nonsense."

Yu Yourong's face turned cold, and he also poked Master, with two fingers, one more than Master:
"Otherwise? I just suggest that we don't touch things randomly, who knows what you are afraid of..."

……

Did Yu Ling'er think that her brother would spank her ass too? Yu Yourong felt that familiar stuffy feeling in her heart again.

Stupid master, how dare you think...

Obviously my brother hasn't beaten Yourong yet...

……

Indeed, it seems that Yu Yourong just used Luo Yao as an example from the beginning to the end, and didn't say anything else. Yu Linger, who recovered from his senses, was speechless for a long time, and suddenly became a little annoyed, and was about to lose his temper:

"Damn Ronger! It's you who got me around"

Yu Linger, who refused to admit his stupidity, immediately pinched the scoundrel's waist:
"Always teasing Master... Yu Yourong, you are the most unfilial of Liuyunzong! I will ask Qin Ren to pick you up as soon as I go back, and give you a good beating!"

"The Arabian Nights, a fool's dream."

Yu Yourong has recently developed a habit of using idioms when she panics, and her tone is cold:

"He's my brother. Even if he beats me, he will beat you later. Just wait."

Even if it was a quarrel, Yu Yourong had to emphasize the correct order.

Spanking, something that only happens between close people, even if it happens, it must be the younger sister first, and then other women who don't care.

……

It is not the first time that the master and apprentice have quarreled with each other back and forth, but after all, they were cultivators, and they would not scratch their face or hair when they quarreled, and would only greet the thickest part of each other's body with small fists and slaps. It will not touch the weakness, that is, the legendary point ends.

Especially around here are all selling women's products, there is no opposite sex, the master and apprentice fight more "openly", until the shopping guide came back from the warehouse with the goods, they stopped at the same time with a tacit understanding.

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"Hey?"

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

……

On the other hand, at the construction site of the Tianjie project, Qin Ren received a call from home, asking Cheng Siyu to follow Yun Wanhe first, and run to a high platform next to him with a better signal.

"Yao, what's the matter?"

"I won't tell you~"

"..."

Although this kind of dialogue was not once or twice, Qin Ren still felt itchy.

"I'm busy with work right now, so I need to explain quickly."

"No, you didn't even say you missed me!"

Luo Yao said a little dissatisfied:

"You told me the last time you called!"

Did you say it last time? Will you not say it this time?
Anyway, Luo Yao didn't think it made sense.

Luo Yao had dinner yesterday, so why don't she eat today?
Qin Ren touched Luo Yao's feet last night, will he stop touching them tonight?
Oh no.

Luo Yao didn't seem to fall asleep with him last night...

Pixiu's little mind was running wild, and Qin Ren had already started to perfunctory impatiently:

"I miss you, well, let's talk."

"Mmmmm~"

Luo Yao's voice was babbling:
"Qin Ren, that's... um... If I'm pregnant, what would you do~?"

"(⊙⊙)"

Qin Ren's whole body almost split open.

　I had to read the file more, but I don’t know if it’s hypoglycemia, dizziness and vomiting, it’s okay
　　
　
(End of this chapter)