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Chapter 145 What to do if my sister-in-law hurts her foot

A long time ago, in folklore all over the world, there were almost stories similar to [Conceived by the Holy Spirit].

People at that time were still very simple, and people at that time were also very ignorant.

In that magical age when European men would treat even a little more delicate ewe as a venting object and become a rb weapon, as long as the hype was done properly, people believed in the fact that "the holy power inspired a virgin to conceive to give birth to a savior" And cut with relish.

If you think about it now, putting such a thing as a virgin baby on the Internet will definitely only attract a lot of [ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes].

As for exorcists, as long as they have learned the history of exorcism after entering the profession, they will know the truth of this kind of "Holy Spirit Pregnancy" legend.

Of course, the ancestors of the exorcists at that time did not learn about such things for the sake of gossip, but [Holy Spirit Pregnancy] also involved legends of gods and demons after all, so they paid attention to the investigation.

Qin Ren, as the former exorcist of Rongcheng, naturally knew these things very well.

Therefore, he did not believe in the nonsense of girls getting pregnant out of thin air.

Because of this, when he heard "I'm pregnant~" in a childish voice from the other end of the phone, Qin Ren's entire back was covered with sweat.

"Xiba..."

Pregnant?
Luo Yao?

Doing the math, the only person in the family who has the ability to impregnate Pi Xiu, who else is there besides Qin Ren?
The answer is no.

Qin Ren felt his scalp go numb, stared blankly, and immediately fell into the memories of the past.

In the past few months, every night of sharing the bed with Pixiu flashed through Qin Ren's mind like a slide show. Qin Ren could pat his conscience and say that he had never done anything to make a girl pregnant thing!

unless…

Pixiu has a special constitution, so you can get pregnant if you touch it?
impossible.

It's so outrageous, Qin Ren doesn't believe it, nor does he want to believe it.

that…

Could it be that I was dreaming and confused?
Nor is it possible.

I have heard of killing people in a dream, how can anyone get pregnant in a dream?In the dream, I can still get in with one kick, so I just play the national football team.

……

In fact, Qin Ren was actually a little flustered at this time, thinking all kinds of wild things. After Xiao Pixiu "Hello" several times on the phone, he emphasized an important point to him:
"This seat said it is if!"

"If...if?"

Qin Ren was startled, and then let out a long breath:

"Does your surname Luo have a sore ass? Can this kind of thing be messed up? One of the little bastards is still pregnant... Don't let this kind of thing happen in the future!"

"The future is the future, Qin Ren, you didn't answer me."

Luo Yao seemed quite serious:
"If there is a baby in this seat, Qin Ren, what will you do?"

"What do you mean?"

Qin Ren looked at Yun Wanhe's pretty back not far away, and felt that the minister was so feminine:
"What does your baby have to do with me..."

"Qin Ren!"

Luo Yao was not happy at once. She should be on the sofa right now, and Qin Ren could hear her softly stomping her feet standing on the sofa through the microphone:

"Take it back! My little baby can only have something to do with you!"

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Qin Ren picked his nostrils:
"So what do you want to say?"

"It's...that's..."

Pixiu's voice became quieter, a little timidly worried:

"...Will you let me be born, or kill me...?"

"..."

At this point in the conversation, Qin Ren roughly knew it. He wanted to take out a cigarette with his left hand for a long time, but found that his pocket was empty. Then he remembered that he had quit smoking because of a small thing:
"So what the hell are you watching on TV right now?"

"The Legend of Zhen Huan~"

It's amazing, Luo Yao glanced at the screen in amazement.

She is a very obedient spirit beast. Qin Ren often said to turn off the TV sound when making a phone call, so she muted it. But why did Qin Ren still know that she was watching TV?
"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, do you know that the women here are so good at giving birth, like kittens giving birth!"

"Meow?"

Tuantuan, who was playing with slimes every day, moved his ears. When he heard the word "baby", he thought it was the shit-shoveling officer who finally got the hang of it. However, he looked up shyly and didn't see Qin Ren. He suddenly felt a sense of resentment and jumped onto the sofa , and was dragged by Luo Yao to masturbate.

Calling, I just can't help itching.

"They seem to be arguing every day. The quarrel is about the time when the emperor gave birth to a child, and then..."

Girls have a cute nature of sharing gossip with their close ones, and the same goes for TV dramas. Luo Yao started to share the plot with Qin Ren as she talked:
"...Then some children were born, and some disappeared. There was an old man called an imperial physician who said it was a miscarriage. Qin Ren, you are so stupid that you may not know it. I have checked it. A miscarriage is an abortion, and an abortion is a miscarriage. Baby."

"So that's how it is. I've been enlightened and educated, and I'm not allowed to do anything about Baidu's abortion, otherwise your mobile phone and tablet will be confiscated."

"Oh... and also, their hair is so ugly..."

……

Pixiu is still in high spirits. It seems that his butt hurts just like what Qin Ren said, and he wants to talk to Qin Ren when he called.

In the past, Qin Ren might have just hung up and ignored her.

But now, I can't bear it to some extent, and I can't understand the mood of the little girl at home. Seeing Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu waving to him, Qin Ren nodded and followed them a little far away, patrolling the border. Chatting with Luo Yao on the sidelines.

For Qin Ren personally, such a tour was of course lonely, but it didn't have any effect.

Because at the current stage, the director was originally responsible for the field tour, and Qin Ren and Cheng Siyu were just following along with their knowledge. The only one who really needed to pay attention to and record various construction problems was actually Yun Wanhe.

"Look, Mr. Yun, this is what I told you before, the elevator shaft is actually bigger than the drawings."

"Didn't the area change too?"

"Yes, our indicators have been changed, and yours may not have been updated."

"Is that so... Eh? Isn't the split in the wall over there a bit strange?"

"Oh, I told you Mr. Huang before, let's go over and see..."

……

Yun Wanhe was still serious when she started working, in contrast, Cheng Siyu, who was closely behind her, was actually a little absent-minded.

There are two reasons.

One is that the brother-in-law behind him is on the phone.

Although the position of the brother-in-law has been kept relatively far away, when a group of people pass some corners and get closer, a little voice from the microphone will still fall into Cheng Siyu's ears, and it is obvious that the other party is a woman child.

a…

It's not my sister anyway.

Because if he called his sister, Qin Ren's eyes would be silly, and there would always be a silly smile on the corner of his mouth. Cheng Siyu had peeped at her sourly many times, and couldn't get past it clearly.

If it wasn't my sister, could it be a cheating phone call with the person she cheated on?
Cheng Siyu, who was looking forward to his brother-in-law cheating all day long, in order to confirm this, pricked up his ears expectantly throughout the whole process, trying to eavesdrop on how his brother-in-law was chatting with his mistress, whether it would be as nasty as when he was on the phone with his sister, would he talk to his mistress? Mention that I have a beautiful sister-in-law or something.

In this way, it will naturally be distracted when patrolling the field.

And the second reason for absent-mindedness was that Cheng Siyu was tired.

The small high heels Cheng Siyu wears are standard OL uniform shoes, that is, the kind of flight attendant shoes worn by flight attendants, with a slightly rounded toe and a 5cm medium heel. There is no problem with daily work, but it is really uncomfortable to use them to walk on construction sites.

Although it's not enough to cause blisters, but the soreness from fatigue is enough to torture. The more Cheng Siyu walks, the more he wants to find a sofa and lie down immediately. The legs that can usually go shopping for a day are all because of this pair of shoes It feels like it's about to break.

In this state, Xiao Chengzi certainly doesn't have the heart to patrol the arena.

Look at Miss Yun again.

tsk...

She is not wearing flight shoes, but serious 7 cm pointed high heels. Cheng Siyu can't even imagine how she got to this point, and she can still concentrate on thinking about problems and communicate with Party A wholeheartedly. Arouse sincere admiration.

……

Soon, another half hour passed.

"Okay, I took a photo of this, let's go to the second floor."

"it is good."

The progress of the field tour has finally reached almost 50.00%. At this time, Xiao Chengzi has a dejected face, and her toes, soles and heels are all painful and painful.

I want to find a place to take a rest, but I can't find a suitable one after searching all the way, no matter where it is, it is full of cement mortar.

Therefore, Cheng Siyu could only follow behind Yun Wanhe's buttocks, walking and squatting for a while.

At this time, Qin Ren also finished the phone call with Luo Yao. Seeing that his sister-in-law was like the cowardly mushroom in "Plants vs. Zombies", standing up and squatting down for a while, he thought she had a stomachache, so he hurried over to ask.

"Qin Gong—"

The brother-in-law finally came to care about his sister-in-law. Cheng Siyu drew a long voice, pouted and began to hum:

"My feet hurt—"

　moving, so busy
　　
　
(End of this chapter)