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Chapter 148 Liu Yun's Frivolous Past and His Mistress's Compassionate Boyfriend

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On the second floor of Ito Department Store, in the Candy'in exclusive area, Yu Linger looked at his apprentice strangely:

"here we go again?"

"Ah."

Yu Yourong wiped the goosebumps on his arms, nodded:

"It's that uncomfortable feeling again."

"Is there really anything wrong?"

The apprentice trembled for the second time, and the master began to worry, and he was very serious.

……

For human beings, such a thing as a sudden jolt has happened to everyone, and there is nothing worth talking about.

But the snake clan from Tianyuan Continent is different.

In their view, the matter of Dajiling is an early warning stress response that needs to be taken seriously. Once it occurs, something must have happened that made the snake uncomfortable.

But to be honest, even if it is placed in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent, this is indeed a mysterious statement without any basis.

But there is no way, since ancient times until now, snakes have believed in this kind of statement. In the words of the earth, it has become a traditional custom, which requires "Risby", and cannot be ridiculed rashly.

What's more, I don't know the reason. Since the ages, the early warning method of the snakes has often worked.

Yu Linger, the current suzerain of Liuyun Sect, is the best example.

……

When I was in Zongli before, every time Yu Linger went to the kitchen to steal the peach blossom cakes made for the outer disciples, or left the chief disciple to leave the seclusion early during the retreat, and went to the mountains and waters, once there was nothing on her body. Shivering, goosebumps, she would always drop the bad things in her hands immediately, and slip away to her boudoir.

Sometimes if you are lucky, you will slip back.

Sometimes if you are unlucky, you will just meet a tall figure hovering in front of the boudoir, blocked by a group of fairy-like little snakes.

"Get out of the way, didn't you say that she was unwell and went back to sleep? I'll go in and see a doctor for her."

"No... no way, big sister, master...she really needs to rest, and gave us a death order, no one is allowed to enter..."

"Again, get out of the way."

"Oh, senior sister..."

……

Otherwise, there can only be one chief disciple of Liuyunzong, and the other disciples don't have the courage of the elder sister.

The senior sister is either "respecting the teacher and respecting the way" every day, or on the road of "respecting the teacher and respecting the way". They looked at each other carefully, and then skillfully took out all kinds of knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks from under the skirts.

"Senior Sister, the teacher is on my life, and I'm about to offend again."

"..."

"Bah~"

But after hearing the perfunctory shout from the leading junior sister, the rest of the disciples guarding in front of Yu Ling'er's room stepped forward one after another, "fighting" with the senior sister Yu Yourong.

……

The reason why "fighting" here is put in quotation marks is because the strength gap between the two sides is too great. It is said to be fighting, but it is actually a one-sided "senior sister teaching junior sister. avi". .

As for Yu Ling'er who sneaked back and hid nearby, it didn't take much to see that Yu Yourong, an unfilial disciple, had already ended the confrontation and was spanking all the juniors and sisters.

At this time, Yu Ling'er had to quickly take advantage of the chaos and run back to the room, otherwise she would be the next one to be beaten. She grabbed the skirt and robe with both hands and lightly exposed the two blue silk embroidered shoes. , sneaked into his room through the back door.

"Senior sister, senior sister doesn't want it, I...um~..."

"Wait, senior sister! You... You should beat Master, the junior sisters are all tender and tender... Ah? No, no, no! I didn't say that Master is not tender! Senior sister, don't talk nonsense!"

……

At this moment, the senior sisters outside couldn't stand it for a long time. They were all teary, flushed and disheveled when they were slapped by the ruthless hand of the senior sister. However, the senior sister and the master are people they can't afford to offend. If they have resentment, they can only go to it. Swallowing in my stomach, I quietly scolded Master in my heart for being disrespectful, old and out of tune.

……

At this moment, according to past experience, the time that these disciples can fight for has come to an end.

Therefore, Yu Linger, who successfully slipped back into the boudoir, would push open the door in a decent manner, stretch "drowsily", and then stare at the big disciple outside the room in "surprise":
"Huh? Rong'er is here?"

"..."

"Oh, my retreat has ended early again, Rong'er, you also know that you are not very enlightened as a teacher, there is nothing you can do... that... do you have anything to do with me?"

"..."

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To sum up, during the time of Liuyunzong, Yu Ling'er had avoided the punishment and discipline of the villain Yu Yourong countless times by virtue of "a shocking spirit", which made this traditional concept of the Snake Clan seem quite There are so many magical effects that make Yu Ling'er pay more attention to this matter.

And Yu Yourong, who is also a member of the snake family, although he is not as convinced as Master, but he still has the care he should have.

"Rong'er, why don't you make a phone call?"

"Telephone?" Yu Yourong was stunned, "What are you calling? To whom?"

"At home, and Qin Ren, it's fine."

Yu Linger hesitated and said:

"Seeing that you're shivering a lot today, why not just ask Luo Yao if the gas is turned off at home, or ask Qin Ren how he is, anyway, it's just a matter of talking..."

"Body?"

Asking Luo Yao whether to turn off the gas, Yu Yourong can understand, but he called his brother to ask what the body is doing?
"Hey, let me give you an example..."

Yu Ling'er clutched the pajamas in her hands, frowning her brows and murmuring:
"...The main reason is that Qin Ren mentioned to me at some time yesterday, saying that their company has a big project this week, and they may start to get busy again...Ronger, do you know? There are a lot of news on the Internet, all about Qin Ren They're in this line of work, when they're at work, they get caught up... Oh no, bah bah bah!"

Master Yu poohed three times remorsefully, while Yu Yourong's heart began to sink a little while listening.

big project...

get busy...

these things...

When did brother tell Master...?
Before the master came, these words were told to her first...

Don't talk about the sequence now, how come even the master knows, but she hasn't heard of it...

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"Uh... two?"

"!"

"Why don't you try it first?"

The enthusiastic shopping guide at the side saw that the master and apprentice had been thinking for a long time, and couldn't help standing by the fitting room to urge them.

"Okay, um... I think... try another style."

Yu Yourong came back to his senses, took the pajamas and walked quickly towards the shopping guide, took two steps, paused, then came back, and took her pajamas from the hand of Yu Linger, who was an honest follower .

"Hello."

Yu Yourong stood beside the shopping guide, her voice subconsciously lowered by one degree:
"I want to try...the kind of skirt..."

"Nightdress? Harm! Young lady, you didn't say it earlier!"

The few models Ganqing showed them just now were all in vain. The shopping guide couldn't laugh or cry, but he immediately became excited:

"Our Candy'in flagship is the nightdress series!"

This is a lie.

In fact, according to the shopping guide, what the customers like is what they focus on.

"The nightdresses in our family are currently more popular, including the youth series, the charm series, the light luxury series, the transparent series, and the skin-friendly series... Which one do you prefer?"

As the shopping guide spoke, he brought a poster:
"Actually, I think Miss Sister is so fair and tender, so here I can recommend you to try the skin-friendly series, it is..."

"what?"

However, Yu Yourong frowned slightly, but stared at the shopping guide, and took half a step back in dissatisfaction:
"What's wrong with being white? What does it have to do with frivolity?"

"?"

This brain circuit made the shopping guide directly fail to get it, but he just vaguely felt that Yu Yourong was a bad boy:
"Miss, you must have misunderstood, what I just said was, kiss-skin-!"

The shopping guide deliberately stuttered each word, not only did not make Yu Yourong recall it, but because of the elongated tone, Yu Yourong began to think about the other two words that were more serious.

mistress?

Mistress series?

Tsk, as expected of the earth...

It can't be her fault, the time on earth is limited, Yu Yourong doesn't wear makeup, she really hasn't come into contact with the concept of [skin-friendly].

"Hey, what, it seems that this series is out of stock, Miss Sister, take a look at this, and this..."

Seeing too many customers means having the ability to adapt. Seeing that the shocked Yu Yourong frowned even deeper, the confused shopping guide simply bypassed this, picked up the advertisement, and casually pointed her to another comparison. Expensive series:

"...This is our Charm series, which focuses on sexiness and sells well."

"Glamour..."

Yu Yourong's attention came back, picked up the advertisement, and fixed his eyes on the one above, which was very similar to Master's previous one, but it was thinner, with less material, and there were beautiful lace in some places and crepe.

"My lady's clothing is very good, this one, it uses..."

Seeing that Yu Yourong was very interested, the shopping guide immediately introduced it while the iron was hot, and after a sea blowing, he winked and asked:
"One thing to say, this is also the men's cut in our store, Miss...should have a boyfriend?"

"..."

A boyfriend is the other half of a girlfriend, and a girlfriend is the identity of an ex-girlfriend before becoming an ex-girlfriend.

For example, the woman Qin Ren mentioned was called Cheng Siyun.

The relationship between male and female friends is the relationship between Taoist couples.

Yu Yourong was silent for a moment, glanced at the clerk from the corner of the eye, then glanced at Yu Ling'er who was standing on the other side looking blankly, and finally returned to the advertisement flyer quickly, and nodded slowly and slightly.

"Um…"

After nodding her head, Yu Yourong felt her fingers sweating, her heart pounding, and her face getting hot.

It was intense guilt and tension.

And a sneaky but uncontrollable chuckle.

……

Girls sometimes have subtle emotions that are short-lived, but they come so suddenly and thrillingly, just like finding a Dove or Alpine among a bunch of low-quality candies bought by relatives when they were young when they visited during the Chinese New Year.

When the grown-ups are talking and secretly picking out good candies and putting them in their pockets, that kind of thrilling and insignificant little joy can sometimes make me happy for a long time.

……

"Okay! Miss sister, I'll get you two sets first, try both, my boyfriend will definitely like it!"

"and many more."

The shopping guide continued to wink, turned around, and was grabbed by Yu Yourong.

"We have to try one and get two for her."

Yu Yourong pointed to the master in the distance behind him, and the shopping guide nodded:

"Yeah, it's also from the Charm series."

"Do not."

Yu Yourong shook his head firmly, bit his lip and thought:
"Is there that kind of... small shark..."

"shark?"

"Well, or something like a dinosaur, it should be thick, and then...the kind that covers the whole body..."

"Oh, cartoon series, right? There are."

"Row."

Yu Yourong's voice became smaller and smaller, the fingers pointing at Master became shorter and shorter, and her face became more and more red:
"You get her a cartoon one, and then I...I want...a charming one..."

(End of this chapter)