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Chapter 149 Master-Apprentice War Fitting Room

Time and circumstances can really change a person.

Once upon a time, Yu Yourong couldn't even take the word "charm" into her eyes because of the relationship between the Heavenly Demon and the Hehuan Sect. She didn't expect that now, she would take the initiative to ask for... want that...

Although it's just a nightgown...

Tsk, so Earthlings are really...

So open.

In the past, Yu Yourong thought that the people on Earth were a bit loose and casual, but now he has learned new adjectives.

As the saying goes, do as the Romans do, so Yu Yourong's bold attitude towards the "Charm Series" is actually just a gradual acceptance of the openness of people on earth.

If you have to find another reason... then you have to blame Master.

Who told her to dangle in front of Qin Ren like that before?
Speaking of Qin Ren being Yu Yourong's elder brother, he was equivalent to Yu Yourong's half senior brother and Yu Linger's half apprentice.

The female master puts on her clothes in front of her male apprentices, flirting in all kinds of white and tender ways...

Is this reasonable?Is it plausible?What is the system?
Since there is such an unreasonable, unreasonable, and unseemly master, it must be a matter of time before her chief disciple is led to ruin by her.

……

All in all, no matter whether she went to do as the Romans did or was led astray by her master, Yu Yourong was still in a state of anxiety, her pink shyness hung on her delicate face, she watched the back of the shopping guide going away, and from time to time she stood on tiptoe uneasily Standing on tiptoe, he finally hooked another snake in the distance behind him.

pat—

"Hey…"

"!"

Suddenly being patted on the shoulder, Yu Yourong let go of the advertising leaflet that had been crushed unconsciously, turned his head to the left and saw nothing, and turned his head to the right to see Master's suspicious eyes.

"What are you doing, Rong'er, where's the phone? Are you calling or not?"

"Telephone? What phone... oh."

That's right, she trembled twice inexplicably just now, and the master asked her to call her family or Qin Ren, but was interrupted by the shopping guide...

"Call me... I want to make a call."

Yu Yourong stroked her hair:

"But wait a minute, the man brought the clothes over right away, let's try on the clothes first."

"That's fine, just type in the fitting room."

Yu Ling'er didn't think it would be good to leave the shopping guides alone, so she and Yu Yourong waited for the shopping guides to come back with the goods, looking very reasonable.

After all, Yu Ling'er, who was born in Liuyunzong, can be regarded as "from a wealthy family". Regardless of age, in the world of mortals, she is a lady of every family. Although Zong Nei was spanked by his apprentice for doing some old and unrefined things from time to time, he understood some of the truths, otherwise he wouldn't be able to hand it over to Yu Yourong.

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"Wait, wait, haha, pajamas are here."

Not long after, the shopping guide came over happily holding a pile of goods, almost covering his face.

"This... so many?" Yu Yourong was shocked by the number of nightdresses.

"This... so little?" Yu Linger was shocked by the pile of fabrics of the nightdress.

"Well, wait a minute, I..."

Yu Yourong took a step forward and blocked the shopping guide a little ahead. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the master who was staring at the beautiful eyes and gradually blushing, and then asked the shopping guide in a low voice:

"...Didn't I just talk about the two items of charm... Charm, you are..."

"Harmful! Let's make an analogy. There's no harm in making comparisons. These styles are similar to the two styles you saw just now. They may not be from our Charming series, but the effect is still good."

The shopping guide showed a small look of "I understand" in a sneaky way:
"I meant to show the effect to my boyfriend~"

"..."

Does this person think he's funny...

The corners of Yu Yourong's lips were a little stiff, but one thing to say, the other party's awareness of drawing inferences from one example is indeed the basic professional quality that an excellent shopping guide should possess.

"Master..., Auntie, let's go to the fitting room."

"?"

Yu Yourong waved her hand, and Yu Ling'er, who was staring at the pile of nightdresses and pretending to cover her eyes, was taken aback when she heard this, and then remembered that Qin Ren had arranged fake identities for the "girls from heaven" at home.

……

The ones that are commonly used, and basically the fake ones are real, are Yu Yourong's "sister" identity, and the rest are Luo Yao, Qin Ren's "little sister", and Yu Linger, the "little aunt".

……

The elder brother is called aunt, and the younger sister should naturally be called aunt.

So, "auntie" Yu Linger, who came to her senses after a half-beat delay, went into the locker room with "niece" Yu Yourong.

"Hey, don't worry."

"how?"

Yu Ling'er folded her two lotus arms and lifted the hem of her clothes. She was about to change, but she saw that her disciple stretched out her hands to cover her exposed white and delicate waist with a vigilant face. Her bright black pupils were between circles and ovals. Shrinking back and forth, a bit like the camera focusing, looking left and right, up and down, looking for something.

"What are you looking for, Rong'er?"

"Camera."

"Snake... like... what?"

Yu Ling'er frowned, and the heart is not enough to swallow an elephant. Ever since the ancestor Ba Snake swallowed a delicious elephant countless years ago, the Snake Clan in Wan Yao Continent has been struggling with the Elephant Clan. If possible, both sides It's because they don't want to have any relationship with each other.

"Camera!"

The idiot master forgot the words again, Yu Yourong raised his hand and slapped the master's buttocks, it's been a long time since I took a picture, it felt like it was shot on the latex mattress in a TV shopping show.

Well...the difference may be that it rebounds faster, and it won't sink for a long time like a latex mattress.

"This is the one that can take pictures and videos." Yu Yourong simply took out his phone.

"Oh…"

Yu Linger remembered it in an instant, but the process of thinking was not very pleasant. She pursed her lips, covered her buttocks, turned her head and muttered softly:
"...Having a mobile phone is amazing..."

The price of the graphics card will definitely drop soon. When the computer Qin Ren bought for her comes back, Yu Linger is not afraid to compare with Ronger to see who is bigger between the master and the apprentice.

After all, in Yu Ling'er's thinking, technology products should be whoever is bigger and who is more powerful, mobile phones are definitely not as good as computers...

"In a place like the fitting room, you must check the camera. My brother said that the camera is also called the hue camera, because the prostitutes on the earth like to sell their hue in front of the camera, so for the sake of profit, many innocent girls will also be killed by others." Take a photo of Hue and post it online..."

Yu Yourong continued to search for women's safety awareness while giving her master a popular science. After confirming that they were gone, the two began to formally try on clothes.

Soon, there were rustlings in the fitting room, and a faint fragrance floated.

……

"...I hate it, Rong'er, why are you trying yours, why are you trying to grab mine..."

"...Huh? What do you mean it's not mine? What about mine?...

"...This...this? Don't! What is this, it's so ugly! It's as ugly as your little shark!..."

"...No, I...I want this on you..."

"...You are even more shameless! Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps! Bring it, you..."

……

Due to the carefulness of a certain bad snake, the fitting room gradually began to ping-pong-pong, with various movements of arms, legs, and chest hitting the wall. Just by listening to the sound, you can tell that it is very thin, white, and big. The shopping guide was a little confused, and a wonderful game of two beautiful girls stripping each other's clothes appeared in their minds.

Who said only men like to watch women fight?

Anyway, the shopping guide couldn't stand anymore, and walked away from the fitting room uncomfortably, letting the two of them do as much as they wanted, as long as they don't ruin the fitting room.

And when she left, she inadvertently gave Yu Yourong the best time to make a call.

Although it's not a secret call, it's better if no one else listens to it.

"Shh! Don't make trouble yet."

Yu Yourong wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, covered the last shoulder strap on his body, and put forward a truce first.

Damn, it's really impossible to fight with a woman with a big ass in such a narrow place...

"I'll call my brother first."

(End of this chapter)