No one knows monsters better than me
Chapter 205
Chapter 205
"The flowers on Mom's belly are so pretty~"
A certain Pixiu had already heard about the pattern on the belly of the wife next door.
So she didn't make any fuss about it, she was busy robbing the landlord with her mobile phone dangling her calf, and occasionally raised her eyes to make a sharp comment on Tang Bobo's portrait "Ghost Painting Talisman".
But Qin Ren was different.
……
As an adult with a lot of experience in sex..., the pattern on his belly reminded Qin Ren of his "young days", that is, a box of playing cards he found when he helped a counselor take the computer from his bag during college.
Every card in the playing cards is printed with a paper girl.
Their expressions were very strange. They were all blushing, their eyes were all watery, and most of their mouths were still drooling.
In addition, there are two most obvious commonalities between them.
One, the dress is very revealing.
Second, they all have a very special inverted triangle pattern on their belly.
These patterns are like vines, such as flower vines, showing pink or pink, and most of them outline a heart shape in the middle.
At that time, Qin Ren didn't know what was going on, he just thought that these patterns were very beautiful and ambiguous, which made these beautiful girls even more attractive.
"Hey, Brother Chi, what do you think this is?"
Qin Ren casually asked Zhou Chi who was beside him at that time, but he didn't remember how Zhou Chi answered. What he remembered more deeply was that he hooked his shoulders to the counselor with a mean face, and asked him [this poker game? Is the card free when you buy xx cups?]
Unfortunately, the loudspeaker on the podium was not turned off.
The counselor who died on the spot conducted the roll call for a month, and conducted strict voice and portrait synchronization certification on Zhou Chi, which made Zhou Chi very depressed for a while.
……
Such small campus stories made Qin Ren have a relatively deep impression of the "pattern on the belly".
So at this moment, looking at the patterns drawn by Tang Bobo, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
If this is really the "pattern on mother's belly" that Tang Bobo said, then it means that Sister Su... is actually boring...
Pooh!Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sister Su is actually... the kind of woman who is hot on the inside and cold on the outside?
Ok…
Speaking of which, Su Yu's smile did always have a vague sense of charm, which was in contrast to her overall gentle and skillful tone.
It was this contrast, coupled with her affinity, that made Qin Ren like to be in contact with her, talk to her, and watch her smile.
And her temperament, Qin Ren has always found it quite miraculous.
But if she is the kind of person who is hot on the inside and cold on the outside, with a restless heart hidden under her calm and quiet appearance, then this kind of temperament makes sense.
What is restlessness?
In Qin Ren's opinion, if a girl's belly had patterns like Tang Bobo's drawing, she would definitely be restless.
"Bobo."
"Ok?"
"Your mother... uh... she hasn't had a boyfriend since she raised you... or something?"
Qin Ren didn't know why he asked this question by accident, but Tang Bobo answered quite calmly:
"No~"
"And before that? Did your mother mention any man she knew before?"
"Nothing~"
Although Tang Bobo has always suspected that Su Yu still has a child, which is his sister or brother, but when it comes to her mother's emotional life, she can pat her chest half-understanding, and guarantees that it is blank.
"real or fake…"
It was hard for Qin Ren to believe that a woman like Su Yu never had a boyfriend in her youth, even when she was younger.
This is absolutely unimaginable today, in today's "loosen your belt = open your mind".
"It's just not there!"
But Tang Bobo was very determined, and he threw out a sentence endlessly without surprise:
"Because my mother is a virgin~"
"..."
"..."
"?"
"???"
The air in the whole house seemed to be quiet for a moment.
Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er in front of the computer looked shocked, while Luo Yao and Yu Yourong blinked in confusion.
……
It is true that Tang Bobo was originally picked up by Su Yu. If Su Yu was still a perfect body, at most it would be surprising that no one picked up the flowers.
The main reason is that when the words "my mother is a virgin" came from a little guy like Tang Bobo, people didn't know how to react for a while. Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er only made Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er look at each other. Twitching and turning his head away, Qin Ren flicked Tang Bobo's forehead dumbfoundingly:
"It's no wonder you get beaten every day... Do you know what a virgin is?"
"I know, a woman who has never dated a man is a virgin, as my mother said."
"..."
It's okay, this explanation has the most basic euphemism.
But why would Su Yu explain this to such a big gadget?
"I asked, and my mother told me."
Tang Bobo sat in Qin Ren's arms and twisted restlessly:
"One time my mother had a stomachache and went to the doctor. She filled out a lot of forms, and the doctor asked her a lot of questions. Then I heard my mother say that she is a virgin. Then I asked her what a virgin is. And then... I got spanked... Finally, when I got home, my mother told me what she meant."
That's it, Qin Ren nodded slowly:
"It's time to fight."
"?"
Tang Bobo pouted his small mouth to Lao Gao, jumped from Qin Ren's arms to the sofa in dissatisfaction, and then jumped to the ground. Start by drawing a small cross-shaped pattern.
"What is this?" Qin Ren asked with a smile.
"This is your pattern."
"mine?"
Qin Ren lifted his clothes and took a look. Except for a few clear and firm abdominal muscles that made a certain little snake not far away blush slightly, there was no pattern on his belly.
"It's not on your belly, it's on your chest. I saw it just now."
"oh oh."
It turned out to be the [stigmata] on Qin Ren's collarbone, which is found in anyone who has been an exorcist.
This thing can be regarded as a pattern, but it must be different from the one on Su Yu, not so fancy and exquisite.
Ok…
All in all, since the daughter revealed that she is a virgin, then the pattern on the belly of the wife next door is purely her personal preference or obsession...
Thinking of this, Qin Ren didn't know why he felt a sudden sense of relief in his chest, and immediately pursed his lips into a smile, only feeling that this beautiful wife with quite a contrast between inside and outside added an interesting charm to his heart.
Or you can call her... Treasure Wife, right?
It is the kind that the more you dig, the more interesting points you can discover.
But looking at the moment, it was obviously not Qin Ren's top priority to dig out contrasting wives.
"Yourong, I'll go out again and come back before dinner."
"Yeah, okay."
Qin Ren has to take this opportunity to do more business today. Feeding his sister-in-law at noon counts as one thing, and he has to do another thing when he goes out, which is to help the girls at home, especially Yu Ling'er, to put the earth into practice. on the matter of legal status.
(End of this chapter)
"The flowers on Mom's belly are so pretty~"
A certain Pixiu had already heard about the pattern on the belly of the wife next door.
So she didn't make any fuss about it, she was busy robbing the landlord with her mobile phone dangling her calf, and occasionally raised her eyes to make a sharp comment on Tang Bobo's portrait "Ghost Painting Talisman".
But Qin Ren was different.
……
As an adult with a lot of experience in sex..., the pattern on his belly reminded Qin Ren of his "young days", that is, a box of playing cards he found when he helped a counselor take the computer from his bag during college.
Every card in the playing cards is printed with a paper girl.
Their expressions were very strange. They were all blushing, their eyes were all watery, and most of their mouths were still drooling.
In addition, there are two most obvious commonalities between them.
One, the dress is very revealing.
Second, they all have a very special inverted triangle pattern on their belly.
These patterns are like vines, such as flower vines, showing pink or pink, and most of them outline a heart shape in the middle.
At that time, Qin Ren didn't know what was going on, he just thought that these patterns were very beautiful and ambiguous, which made these beautiful girls even more attractive.
"Hey, Brother Chi, what do you think this is?"
Qin Ren casually asked Zhou Chi who was beside him at that time, but he didn't remember how Zhou Chi answered. What he remembered more deeply was that he hooked his shoulders to the counselor with a mean face, and asked him [this poker game? Is the card free when you buy xx cups?]
Unfortunately, the loudspeaker on the podium was not turned off.
The counselor who died on the spot conducted the roll call for a month, and conducted strict voice and portrait synchronization certification on Zhou Chi, which made Zhou Chi very depressed for a while.
……
Such small campus stories made Qin Ren have a relatively deep impression of the "pattern on the belly".
So at this moment, looking at the patterns drawn by Tang Bobo, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
If this is really the "pattern on mother's belly" that Tang Bobo said, then it means that Sister Su... is actually boring...
Pooh!Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sister Su is actually... the kind of woman who is hot on the inside and cold on the outside?
Ok…
Speaking of which, Su Yu's smile did always have a vague sense of charm, which was in contrast to her overall gentle and skillful tone.
It was this contrast, coupled with her affinity, that made Qin Ren like to be in contact with her, talk to her, and watch her smile.
And her temperament, Qin Ren has always found it quite miraculous.
But if she is the kind of person who is hot on the inside and cold on the outside, with a restless heart hidden under her calm and quiet appearance, then this kind of temperament makes sense.
What is restlessness?
In Qin Ren's opinion, if a girl's belly had patterns like Tang Bobo's drawing, she would definitely be restless.
"Bobo."
"Ok?"
"Your mother... uh... she hasn't had a boyfriend since she raised you... or something?"
Qin Ren didn't know why he asked this question by accident, but Tang Bobo answered quite calmly:
"No~"
"And before that? Did your mother mention any man she knew before?"
"Nothing~"
Although Tang Bobo has always suspected that Su Yu still has a child, which is his sister or brother, but when it comes to her mother's emotional life, she can pat her chest half-understanding, and guarantees that it is blank.
"real or fake…"
It was hard for Qin Ren to believe that a woman like Su Yu never had a boyfriend in her youth, even when she was younger.
This is absolutely unimaginable today, in today's "loosen your belt = open your mind".
"It's just not there!"
But Tang Bobo was very determined, and he threw out a sentence endlessly without surprise:
"Because my mother is a virgin~"
"..."
"..."
"?"
"???"
The air in the whole house seemed to be quiet for a moment.
Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er in front of the computer looked shocked, while Luo Yao and Yu Yourong blinked in confusion.
……
It is true that Tang Bobo was originally picked up by Su Yu. If Su Yu was still a perfect body, at most it would be surprising that no one picked up the flowers.
The main reason is that when the words "my mother is a virgin" came from a little guy like Tang Bobo, people didn't know how to react for a while. Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er only made Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er look at each other. Twitching and turning his head away, Qin Ren flicked Tang Bobo's forehead dumbfoundingly:
"It's no wonder you get beaten every day... Do you know what a virgin is?"
"I know, a woman who has never dated a man is a virgin, as my mother said."
"..."
It's okay, this explanation has the most basic euphemism.
But why would Su Yu explain this to such a big gadget?
"I asked, and my mother told me."
Tang Bobo sat in Qin Ren's arms and twisted restlessly:
"One time my mother had a stomachache and went to the doctor. She filled out a lot of forms, and the doctor asked her a lot of questions. Then I heard my mother say that she is a virgin. Then I asked her what a virgin is. And then... I got spanked... Finally, when I got home, my mother told me what she meant."
That's it, Qin Ren nodded slowly:
"It's time to fight."
"?"
Tang Bobo pouted his small mouth to Lao Gao, jumped from Qin Ren's arms to the sofa in dissatisfaction, and then jumped to the ground. Start by drawing a small cross-shaped pattern.
"What is this?" Qin Ren asked with a smile.
"This is your pattern."
"mine?"
Qin Ren lifted his clothes and took a look. Except for a few clear and firm abdominal muscles that made a certain little snake not far away blush slightly, there was no pattern on his belly.
"It's not on your belly, it's on your chest. I saw it just now."
"oh oh."
It turned out to be the [stigmata] on Qin Ren's collarbone, which is found in anyone who has been an exorcist.
This thing can be regarded as a pattern, but it must be different from the one on Su Yu, not so fancy and exquisite.
Ok…
All in all, since the daughter revealed that she is a virgin, then the pattern on the belly of the wife next door is purely her personal preference or obsession...
Thinking of this, Qin Ren didn't know why he felt a sudden sense of relief in his chest, and immediately pursed his lips into a smile, only feeling that this beautiful wife with quite a contrast between inside and outside added an interesting charm to his heart.
Or you can call her... Treasure Wife, right?
It is the kind that the more you dig, the more interesting points you can discover.
But looking at the moment, it was obviously not Qin Ren's top priority to dig out contrasting wives.
"Yourong, I'll go out again and come back before dinner."
"Yeah, okay."
Qin Ren has to take this opportunity to do more business today. Feeding his sister-in-law at noon counts as one thing, and he has to do another thing when he goes out, which is to help the girls at home, especially Yu Ling'er, to put the earth into practice. on the matter of legal status.
(End of this chapter)
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