No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 206 Give the girls identities (second update)
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Rongcheng.

On a quiet side street.

On the closed rolling door, there is a small door for only one person to enter and exit. The black and blue velvet curtain full of nostalgia is hung on it, which reminds people of those dark Internet cafes, those arcade halls, and those even-handed bars in childhood. A "hair salon" without scissors.

【Yaomei Noodle House】

A noodle shop that doesn't sell noodles.

The old place, Qin Ren came again.

To be honest, Qin Ren didn't expect that after he retired from being an exorcist, he would come to this place again, let alone more than once.

Lifting the curtain, the surrounding scenery suddenly changed.

Hidden by the curtains, flickering candles, and shadows on the hollow carved windows, Qin Ren walked in the quaint room where the sandalwood was floating quietly, while habitually inspecting the strange new gadgets on the Baibao Pavilion around him, While calling out to an old acquaintance:
"Ah Cui—"

"Yeah~"

"?"

A Cui didn't come out, and with an exclamation, he bumped into a fluffy snow-white ping-pong-sized ball at the corner.

Upon closer inspection, this ball is still growing on another big ball.

Looking closely, there is not one big ball, but two, which are also fluffy and elastically squeezed together, extruding a deep groove, and the small ball hangs on the top of the deep groove, as if It was trembling and twisting.

"..."

Qin Ren froze in place for a second before realizing that it was actually a butt.

A hairy, chubby butt with a long tail.

Can ass talk?

Normally not, but here, everything is possible.

Therefore, Qin Ren, who regarded this ass as some kind of monster, subconsciously wanted to open its seam to see if it was this guy's mouth, but as soon as he touched it, there was another soft moan.

"Hmm~"

"Depend on!"

Pulling his whole body, something swayed wherever he looked, and Qin Ren could see clearly that this ass was not an independent monster, but had a master.

It's just that because the owner was kneeling on the ground, and the surrounding debris was covered by the curtain, the high buttocks were conspicuously magnified for a while, which made Qin Ren mistakenly think that it was "a butt that became a sperm".

But in fact, what Qin Ren bumped into was a person.

To be precise, it was a beast girl.

A beast girl who had a relationship with him once.

"Ah, it's Brother Qin~"

"You are…"

Qin Ren squinted his eyes and looked at the wasp waist that was slowly straightening up, the broad chest that was bouncing and bouncing, the sweet face, and the two pricked ears...

"Are you that...Xiaobai?"

"Yes, yes! Brother Qin still remembers my name!"

As expected of a rabbit change, Xiao Bai likes to hop on tiptoe when he is happy, and the skirt of a pink open-breasted sweater also hops up and down, making Qin Ren dizzy with white flowers.

"What were you doing here just now?"

"Wipe the floor."

Xiaobai waved the rag in her hand, she is now A Cui's all-purpose assistant, commonly known as a tool person.

"Okay, I'm sorry I bumped into you."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay~"

Xiaobai is generous, but his eyes are full of stars, and his legs are twitching together:

"Brother Qin has a strong body. In fact, the person I bumped into is quite...I like it, hehe...hehe~..."

"..."

Hey your head.

This dirty idiot...

Make a show and stick out your tongue to show off...

Qin Ren clearly remembered that the first time he saw Xiaobai, A Cui said that after becoming a sperm, he maintained the original nature of a rabbit, and it was sunny all year round, so he could only shake his head at her virtue and dismiss Xiaobai. Gently tugged at her ears like a child, then walked straight towards the counter until she saw the familiar cheongsam shopkeeper with the head of a chicken.

"Ah Cui."

"Yo, here again?"

A Cui was leaning on the counter, flipping through a white booklet slowly.

"What do you mean again? It's been a long time since I came, at least a month or two."

"Scores, you're all retired, exorcist, isn't it frequent enough to come once a month or two?"

"Ham, don't talk nonsense. I have something to do with you again."

Qin Ren rubbed his hands together, and smiled a few times to express his politeness. After all, he had troubled a lot of human resources by asking him to help find Yu Ling'er.

"What's the matter, let's talk." A Cui was also straightforward.

"Bright! Bravery! Or I have to find you, A Cui, to do things."

Qin Ren gave her a thumbs up and licked her slightly, then said seriously:

"I have a...uh...a few friends who, um, are not human, belong to black households, and then want to set up a set of identities."

"Oh?"

A Cui put down the booklet in her hand, raised her eyes:

"It's not a trivial matter to give a monster an identity and be discovered by the Plane Administration. Exorcist, what kind of friend are you worth taking such a risk?"

"Ordinary friends, just happen to be monsters."

Qin Ren tried his best to do things perfunctorily, but he was full of slander in his heart. If A Cui knew that there were a group of demon ancestors living in his house, he wondered if it would be like this.

"How? Can it be done?"

"How many?"

"Three, four... four."

Qin Ren counted with his fingers, but A Cui noticed his subtle entanglement, cleared his throat and said:

"Well, I'll give you five directly."

"Uh…"

Qin Ren didn't quite understand:

"What do you mean give me five directly? I want to help them get their identities, not help them buy Chinese cabbage."

"Oh, identity, the most important thing is the ID card... Xiaobai, go and get the bag next to my bed."

Ah Cui was in full swing, after a while the bunny girl brought a file bag, Ah Cui took out a card with colorful halos from it, the material looked like neither gold nor jade, and ripples appeared when touched by fingers aperture.

"This is…?"

"This is a good thing that has become popular recently. Don't underestimate this little guy. The blood flowing in his body is the blood of ancient omnics."

As soon as Qin Ren heard it, he understood that the thing like this card was also a monster.

"Although the blood of omnics is shed, it does not have complex functions, so it was transformed by people on the black market as soon as it was discovered. You take it back and let your friend get the first drop of blood, an identity that can be fully circulated. There is proof."

"So hanging?"

Qin Ren's eyes shone brightly, and he could only say that he was of the omnic blood.

Although Qin Ren didn't know much about the concept of omnics, he could roughly imagine omnics as a bunch of creatures with binary codes flowing in their blood vessels, or the feeling of human beings after mechanical ascension.

"Then after it becomes an ID card, is it still alive?"

"No, it's dead, but it's okay like a dead leaf falling to the ground."

A Cui replied calmly, and then asked Xiao Bai to get five of the same thing, put them together in the file bag, and handed them to Qin Ren.

"Thank you, A Cui! Call me if you have something to do."

"Come on, you... See you later."

"it is good."

Qin Ren turned around and was about to leave, but he stopped after he glanced into the file bag, took out a white booklet, and said back:
"Is this yours, A Cui?"

"Ah, that's right, Xiaobai, he's so sloppy, he's pretending to be wrong."

"No, what language are you writing on it? What is it written in..."

Qin Ren frowned and looked at the booklet. It was densely packed with strange symbols, each symbol was composed of circles and straight lines, which looked like a circuit board at first glance.

"I don't know either. Didn't I just study it?"

A Cui shrugged, pulled out a round fan and fanned it faintly:
"All I know is that this is the instruction manual. I can't research it anyway. If you are interested, you can take it back."

"Instructions? What?"

"Xiaobai picked up a sweeping robot from outside the day before yesterday. I saw that the booklet was stuffed in the dust box at the time, so I thought it should be an instruction manual. I dug it out today when I had nothing to do, but I didn't expect it to be full of such garbled characters... Oh, right."

It happened that the tattered ones were not collected, so A Cui raised her chin at Qin Ren:

"Is your family short of sweeping robots? Take the one Xiaobai picked up?"

Sweeping robot…

To be honest, Qin Ren heard that the sweeping robot is much smarter than when it first came out, and can automatically complete a certain degree of cleaning work. If you have one at home, it might also reduce the burden on the little snake...

"Ah Cui, don't you use it yourself?"

"Tsk, see how I use this place?"

Qin Ren looked around, and it was true.

The so-called bastards don't take advantage of the advantages, and it's good to pick up a robot vacuum cleaner for free, so Qin Ren readily agreed.

"What brand?"

"No license, but the quality seems to be okay. I haven't used it, and I haven't turned on the machine. You can take it back and study it yourself."

Soon, Qin Ren had a rough plastic bag in his hand. Inside the bag lay a disc-shaped white machine, which looked quite new, with no scratches, only dust. If it was a brand In terms of goods, it is estimated that Fangxianyu can sell for a thousand or eight hundred.

As for the so-called instruction manual, Qin Ren looked at the symbols repeatedly, and combined with the gray printed materials with double shadows, he was basically sure that it was a misprinted garbled code. Anyway, the same type of products are almost the same in use, and it will be used after two simple explorations.

"Then I'm leaving."

"Hmm... oh wait!"

Qin Ren stopped again, it turned out that Ah Cui had forgotten the charging station.

The charging pile was similar to those common sweeping robots. Qin Ren took a quick look at it and there was nothing wrong with it, so he buckled it at an angle that fit the robot, put them together in the bag, and walked towards home.

However, Qin Ren didn't notice that when he fastened the charging pile to the charging port of the sweeping robot, the sleeping machine made a very faint hum, and even the body trembled faintly...

(End of this chapter)