No one knows monsters better than me

"Bad guy, let me ask you, how long have you kissed Rong'er after I fainted?"

"..."

This question made Qin Ren fall into deep thought for a long time.

Yu Ling'er looked at her boyfriend's embarrassed look, but she was actually quite conflicted in her heart.

It's not that I feel sorry for him, he's just a bad guy, what's there to feel bad about...

She mainly thought of Rong'er, the man who robbed her apprentice first, and asked such a question, isn't it a bit inappropriate...?
That is to say, Little Snake is not here at the moment, if she is, then Yu Linger, as a "sinner", must be even more difficult to ask.

But right now it was only her and Qin Ren. If she didn't ask this kind of question, Yu Ling'er would undoubtedly panic.

……

Watching her boyfriend and apprentice kiss each other like firewood, but she fell down with a black eye...

This... the development after this, as a normal snake, how could Yu Linger not care about it?

Including how long have you kissed?
How dear?
Compared with myself, whose small tongue is more...

……

Thinking of some embarrassing questions, Yu Linger stopped thinking about it.

All in all, when Yu Linger thinks about this kind of problem, her mentality will inevitably change, and she will suddenly feel that she is not really wrong.

After all, it's not that he likes Qin Ren less than his apprentice, so why should he...

what!No no no!

On the surface, Yu Ling'er seemed calm, but there seemed to be a little Ling'er shaking his head frantically in his mind, reminding himself that master and apprentice were robbing men, if it was wrong, it was wrong, and there was no excuse!

As a master, as the suzerain, the two big characters "pattern" seemed to appear in front of her eyes, so she decided not to ask this question.

"Forget it, Qin Ren, just pretend...just pretend I didn't..."

"It's less than with you."

"...?"

However, Qin Ren, who had been thinking for a long time, had already given the answer, his eyes were serious and innocent, and he held her hands:

"Ling'er, if you want to know, let me tell you, the number of kisses between You Rong and me is less than one-tenth of that between you and me."

"you…"

God knows how much uncontrollable joy rose from the bottom of her heart, but Yu Ling'er couldn't show too much expression on her face, so she could only look back and forth between Qin Ren and the quilt:
"Are you serious..."

"Yes."

"Oh."

Yu Ling'er pinched the front of her clothes, raised her pretty chin slightly, and showed her calm demeanor as a suzerain or a master once in a while:

"Just one-tenth, isn't it a little less..."

"???"

"I mean, like three points... like one quarter, it's actually...almost."

"..."

Qin Ren's weird eyes pierced Yu Ling'er's face, she pursed her lips, and raised her eyes angrily:
"What's the matter, it's my fault first, what's the matter with giving Rong'er some compensation?"

"So you're going to make it up to me?"

Qin Ren pointed to his nose:

"Use your boyfriend, your man, to compensate your apprentice?"

"Bad people have a lot of bad words! You don't want to!"

Yu Ling'er's ears were feverish when he heard it, and he kicked him twice with his jade feet wrapped in the quilt.

"I would like to!"

Qin Ren nodded like pecking rice, but when he stopped, he saw that Yu Ling'er's face had changed at the speed of light, gloomy like a little bitch:
"Are you willing to..."

"..."

Qin Ren was very tired, but he had learned to behave himself. He looked at the ceiling helplessly, and sighed deeply:

"Hey! What can you do if you don't want to? Ling'er, it's a bad behavior for you to use me to make up for You Rong..."

"Qin Ren..."

"... But I, like you, hope that the misunderstanding between you and You Rong can be resolved as soon as possible, and you can return to the original appearance. If you really want to make up for You Rong, I will kiss her a few more times in the past two days."

"Uh-huh."

Yu Ling'er's eyes dimmed slightly, and she was extremely conflicted, but she could only frown and nod leisurely:

"But not more, remember, at most one-fifth."

"Uh..." Qin Ren rubbed his hands and whispered, "Didn't you just say quarter..."

crackle!

Big Snake's beautiful eyes were like lightning, Qin Ren closed his mouth and pretended to look at the scenery.

One-fifth is one-fifth.

Assuming that the two have kissed a total of 100 times since they dated the big snake, then one tenth is 10 times, and if it reaches one fifth, they need to kiss the little snake...

"Ok?"

Qin Ren was pinching his fingers and counting, when he suddenly felt that he had been kicked twice again, so he covered the disobedient pair of jade feet through the quilt.

"Hey...~"

Yu Ling'er felt itchy, bent his waist, and his feet under the quilt struggled twice in his palm, but it was useless, so he could only push him angrily:

"Don't pinch!"

"Linger, you don't understand, press it, it will help your body recover, come on, take out your feet, the effect will be better..."

"If you're not serious, I'm going to catch a cold again."

It's been so long, Yu Ling'er doesn't know that her boyfriend is a pervert who likes to play with girls' feet, but now she is not in the mood to play with him, so when he lets go, she bends her knees, hugs her chest, slowly muttered:
"Forget about you and You Rong's times, I woke up after sleeping for so long, you villain, you don't seem to miss me at all..."

"That's a bad word."

Qin Ren moved his body close to him, and seeing his girlfriend hugging her knees and pushing her bulging lump out of the deep gap like tofu, Qin Ren couldn't help but feel a little moved, and his tone of voice softened.

"Linger, good Linger..."

"..."

"Little Lingling~"

"........."

"Spirit baby~"

"Oh, don't talk anymore..."

Big Snake could hardly hold back the smile on the corner of her lips. She wanted to laugh, to throw herself into Qin Ren's arms, and twist up, acting like a spoiled child to him as Qin Ren described the night before, but in this situation, she can wait for her daughter Is the child active?

"But you're not a girl."

Qin Ren counted on her slender fingers:
"Look, Yourong is a girl, more than 500 years old, Luoyao is a little girl, more than 300 years old, what about Ling Baobao? How old are you?"

"Get out of the way, I'm going to catch a cold."

"Hey, don't, don't, just kidding."

"Step aside!"

"Baby, calm down. In fact, there is one thing to say. Women have to be older to be attractive. For example, you, I think you are more attractive than those little girls."

"What is the taste…"

"Feminine."

As Qin Ren spoke, his nose began to rub up from her earlobe to her neck and down, bit by bit, sniffing the delicate fragrance of ripe mae on her body bit by bit.

A girl is a peach blossom in early spring, which makes people like and love, while a woman is a peach that is ripe in early summer.

"Huh? What's going on here, Ling'er, let me check if I'm swollen from sleeping."

"Hey~ you...be serious...um~"

That is to say, but these days, Yu Ling'er has learned how to be a girlfriend to some extent, and feeling the ambiguous warmth coming from nowhere in her body, her heart is also slightly disturbed.

"Qin Ren..."

"Um…"

"hug me…"

Qin Ren hugged her, and moved his palm vigorously.

"And... kiss me..."

"!"

Qin Ren was startled and stopped.

It's broken, I can't kiss him, the little snake put on lipstick on him, this kiss, once the lipstick falls off, it's hard to explain tomorrow...

The big snake had just woken up, and it was better for Qin Ren to keep some things in check instead of being too arrogant, so he teased Yu Ling'er halfway, and then began to push her back on the bed.

"Ling'er, what, Yourong, I told you that you should not be too emotional when you just wake up, you should keep your mind at peace, and you will not fully recover until tomorrow after cultivating well."

"Huh? I remember that Rong'er didn't catch a cold when she was a child..."

"Ham, you can't remember clearly for a long time, otherwise you wouldn't forget that you also have a cold, wouldn't you?"

"But I can't sleep again..."

"It's okay, I'll teach you how to count snakes, come on, close your eyes, and count silently, one snake, two snakes, three snakes..."

"? Why is there a third...Qin Ren! Besides me and Rong'er, have you found any other wild snakes!"

"Look, say you haven't recovered, you're starting to talk nonsense, baby, be good, close your eyes quickly, it's okay if you can't fall asleep..."

……

Qin Ren softly coaxed Master Yu. Although Master Yu was dissatisfied with not being able to make out with his boyfriend a little bit, he was happy to let him coax him by his side, but neither of them knew that there was a The little snake had stood silently for a while, until Qin Ren stretched out his hand to turn off the light, then turned around and returned to the sofa.

Huh, stealthy cat...

The boyfriend who started pestering his apprentice as soon as he woke up was very lively, and it seemed that his body was fine...

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In the end, Qin Ren, who waited until Yu Ling'er woke up, returned to his bedroom and slept peacefully.

However, the next morning, he was woken up by a whirring sound of milk.

"Uh... woo? Woo woo?!"

"Qin Ren, are you awake?"

"Pooh."

Qin Ren wiped his sleepy eyes and wanted to talk, but his mouth seemed to be stuffed with something. He reached out and took out a white object with a sweet aroma, only to find that it was the stocking that Pixiu gave her last night .

"..."

The blue-faced Qin Ren immediately cast his suspicious eyes on Luo Yao who was standing by the bed.

"It has nothing to do with this seat."

Luo Yao blinked, then twisted her little butt, blushing:
"When I woke up, you were already eating..."

"..."

outrageous.

It was outrageous, but Qin Ren didn't grab Luo Yao's face immediately, but couldn't help squinting his eyes, staring at the ceiling and meditating.

Is it...

What I dreamed about last night...wasn't cotton candy...

"Why are you up so early?"

Qin Ren shook his head, stopped thinking about unimportant things, stretched his waist and asked Luo Yao.

"This seat is doing morning exercises."

Lord Shangxian was serious and made Qin Ren laugh:
"When did you start your morning exercises?"

"Xiaoyu also does morning exercises, so I can't."

"Oh? Started to learn like your sister Xiaoyu?"

"Not my sister."

Luo Yao doesn't want to recognize Yu Yourong's "sister" status, after all, as long as she works hard, it may be who is older and who is younger...

"Starting today, I will be a self-disciplined spirit beast."

"self-discipline?"

"Yes! It's said on the Internet that only self-discipline can achieve what you want and not fall behind."

"Okay, you can do whatever you want."

Although Qin Ren didn't know what was wrong with this guy, who he was competing with, or falling behind, but it's good to be full of positive energy, so he watched her morning exercise while getting dressed. .

"drink--"

"Ha—~"

The little thing looks decent, and she has put on a horse stance. The sun is shining on her panties, and the little whale on it, ah no, it is a kun, is reflected brightly, which looks very beautiful. Spirit.

Then, she played something like Tai Chi.

"Tai Chi gave birth to my second aunt~"

"..."

"The second aunt gave birth to an elephant~"

"..."

After only two sentences, Qin Ren couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted her:

"Why don't you go outside for morning exercise?"

"inconvenient."

"inconvenient?"

"Ah."

Luo Yao rubbed her little nose, and then revealed a piece of news that made Qin Ren feel dizzy:
"Big fish and little fish fighting in the living room."

"?!!"

When Qin Ren heard the news, he put on his clothes and trousers without saying a word, and ran to the living room. He saw a cold light at first, and then realized that the cold light came from the sword that Yu Linger hadn't pulled out for a long time.

Although the scabbard was still on, the point of the sword at this time was directly touching the palm of classmate Yu Yourong's forward slap.

The big and small snakes have one willow eyebrows upside down, one apricot pupil with anger, and their two beautiful faces are indifferent. Before Qin Ren could figure out how the scene in front of him happened, he saw that the big snake was already looking at him A lot of grievances appeared in the angry eyes in an instant, and the left hand that did not hold the sword slowly raised a scale-shaped pendant.

Qin Ren cried out "Oh Huo" in his heart at that time, and he stuttered for a long time before uttering:
"Ling'er, listen to my explanation..."