No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 257 Who dares to hurt him
"Ling'er, listen to my explanation."

"No need to explain."

It was a very classic dialogue, but after Qin Ren said it, it was not Yu Linger who responded, but Yu Yourong.

"Brother Qin, there's no need to explain."

Little Snake rested his left hand firmly on the top of the scabbard, and his eyes were also fixed on Yu Ling'er. Only his footsteps moved to Qin Ren's side, and then he raised his right hand and grabbed Qin Ren's arm:

"There is no need to explain to her about our affairs."

"Tolerance..."

Qin Ren was in a complicated mood, so he let out a soft sigh, but in return, the little snake turned his face coldly:
"you shut up."

"..."

Okay, "Brother Qin" as agreed, treat him like this...

But of course Qin Ren didn't dare to complain, he shivered, clenched his teeth, and behaved cutely.jpg.

"Brother Qin..."

The big snake on the opposite side didn't want to look at Qin Ren at all, but just stared at Yu Yourong and sneered:
"Do you really want to recognize him as a senior brother?"

Naturally, Master understood the sarcasm of Little Snake in his words, so he followed his plan and said:
"What's the matter? At that time, my senior brother and I will worship you as our teacher and mother. At that time, brother Qin will not only become your disciple, but also your golden son-in-law, isn't it good?"

Yu Yourong grabbed Qin Ren's arm vigorously again, and with Qin Ren's body, he staggered like a flickering candle, and stuck to it stiffly.

"You bastard...Qin Ren!"

"No, Ling'er, it's not me...she...she pulled me..."

"..."

Feeling a chill hit his neck, Qin Ren continued to choose to shut up.

"It's useless to talk too much."

Little Snake's palm was flattened and spread out:

"Give me back the pendant."

"threw."

"nonsense."

"Throw it away now, which floor is this..."

"you!"

The master is not the only one who is impatient, the apprentice almost stomped when he heard this:
"Give it back to me!...Stealing cat! Give it back to me!"

Stealing... stealing a cat?

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, Yu Ling'er's face turns red and white, and she wants to refute but can't find anything to say. She just feels that the light silver light of the fallen scale pendant in her hand is getting more and more dazzling. The self-reproach all turned into waves of grievances and discomforts welling up, forcing the unsheathed fairy sword in his hand to twist, and it seemed that the same vigor burst out, straight into Yu Yourong's palm.

boom.

"Unfilial! I'll let you talk nonsense!"

The big snake's heart was heaving and the skirt was heaving, Yu Yourong just casually let go of this energy, and then held Qin Ren even tighter:
"Brother Qin, look, she not only cheated, but also stole the gift you gave me as a token of love."

"Qin Ren..."

Yu Ling'er looked at the villain's "Brother Qin" with watery eyes.

Although he stopped yelling and just called him softly, the slightly shriveled mouth and the reddened nose were undoubtedly the most effective for Qin Ren, so that Qin Ren could even clearly hear from the fish spirit. In the eyes of my son, I could see what she wanted to express:
[A bad person without a conscience, are you going to watch her bully me like this? 】

……

Qin Ren wiped the sweat from his forehead. To be honest, what could he do if he didn't look at it?
Don't forget, these two snakes who have become spirits are cultivating immortals, and they have played to the level of ascension, and they came to the earth with the master and apprentice flying together. Just now, the confrontation with the sword and the palm, if it is not for the lack of spiritual power Blessing, to use the words in fantasy novels, my little house may have been reduced to dust.

With this scene, he, Qin Ren, really didn't know how to resolve it.

At least you can't separate the two of them directly by pressing their heads like persuading a little girl to fight, right?
However, compared with the little girl, the master and apprentice are at least adults, so moving with emotion and understanding with reason is the only way out.

……

So, looking at the pitiful look of the big snake, Qin Ren cleared his throat and said softly:
"Linger..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, a sword and a palm collided again, making quite a noise. Qin Ren looked sideways in surprise, but saw that the coldness on the little snake's face was gone, and the big The same as the one above, the eye sockets also fainted with a distressing light water color:

"Brother, she just called you, are your bones weak?"

"You Rong, you are mistaken..."

"Linger Linger Why don't you call her that when you're with me?"

"I…"

Before Qin Ren could reply, the Big Snake on the opposite side twitched its ears and stared at Yu Yourong in a daze:

"Brave, what do you mean?"

"Literally, when he was with me, it didn't sound so nice to call you."

The little snake rubbed her eye sockets, and looked back with a soft snort:

"I can only tell you that you are not the first one to call me the name of the cat."

"Yes...you are tolerant, you are tolerant, don't..."

Qin Ren's forehead suddenly became sweaty, and seeing Yu Ling'er's lips tremble slightly, he knew that these words had caused a lot of psychological impact on her.

This is for sure, after all, he still called himself "baby" last night, but today he discovered that during the time when his boyfriend had an affair with that unfilial thing behind his back, he actually regarded himself as a "stealing cat"...

"Ling'er, don't listen to You Rong's sloppy mouth, she did it to anger you... isn't it You Rong?"

"..."

Yu Youyou couldn't speak, and turned his head to look at the scenery outside the balcony.

"The conscience of heaven and earth!"

The more his blood pressure rose, the harder Qin Ren smiled wryly in his heart. Seeing that the big snake's sword seemed to be wobbling a bit after being hit hard, he immediately ignored other things, gritted his teeth, and put aside the little snake. With his own arm, he went straight to Yu Ling'er.

jingle…

The fallen scale pendant in his hand fell, and as soon as Qin Ren arrived in front of him, he hugged Yu Ling'er in his arms and kissed the corner of her eyes lightly:

"Ling'er, baby, it's really not what you think, what kind of sneaky cat... Even if I, Qin, are all bad and bad, I will never look at you like that. There is a reason for everything, baby, trust me, listen May I explain later?"

……

Okay, let's not talk about it for now, the resentful Ling'er baby in his arms, or ghost baby for short, hasn't expressed his opinion yet. Qin Ren heard the tinkling sound coming from behind him again, and turned his head to see that it was a little snake with the corners of his lips in his eyes. With tears in her eyes, she stepped on the scaled pendant on the floor.

"Don't, don't! You Rong!"

While Qin Ren's eyelids were twitching, the other half's heart began to ache.

Damn, it's just like this with only two girlfriends, sooner or later he will have to break his heart into orange petals...

"Baby, baby, be good, you can tolerate her... her... is it... well, I'll just go..."

"..."

The situation is changing rapidly, and the priorities have changed. Qin Ren can only leave Yu Ling'er, turn around and walk over, holding Xiao She'er's hands tightly:

"You Rong, if you have something to say, you master and apprentice are doing well, why bother to engage in such a battle..."

"That's true."

Little Snake paused, then turned his face slightly:

"I don't know who to blame."

"Blame me, blame me... hey!"

Qin Ren was still busy nodding his head, when he suddenly felt his body light and light, his collar was held by a force, and his whole body was lifted to the side like he usually lifts a brave.

"Blame him? Why do you blame him?"

Yu Ling'er raised the sword in one hand and pinched his waist in the other, and stood on the opposite side of the gangsters again:
"You... molested... my boyfriend, do you still blame him?"

[Indecent assault] It is already the best word that Yu Linger can think of for the time being, words like "slept with my boyfriend", she still can't say it with her face.

"Your boyfriend?"

The little snake sneered, and faced the sword again, and at the same time quietly put away the fallen scale pendant:

"Stolen?"

"First come, first served!"

"Obviously I was the first!"

"You first? What did you do?"

In the current situation, Yu Ling'er has figured out some things, even if she is a bad master or a bad woman, she also admits it, her eyes are slightly wronged, but she is very determined to stare at Yu Yourong:
"I used to be a teacher, and I still wanted to match you up. I made insinuations, and the wind blowing on your pillow was blown by you. It was you who kept denying it, and never showed your intentions... You were timid and stubborn, but I didn't. This is me. Did you miss it?"

"you know…"

Yu Ling'er's eyes changed twice, but immediately returned to her indifference:
"Since you have always known, you still..."

"What's wrong with me?"

Yu Ling'er flicked the fairy sword, and pointed at Qin Ren:
"Could it be that just because I'm your master, I'm going to watch you occupy the latrine, no... not that!"

"I took the latrine, so you steal it! Do you rob it?"

……

There is one thing to say, Qin Ren has some opinions on the fact that he has become a latrine. Hearing that the master and the apprentice gradually became a little more informal, he couldn't help raising a hand:

"Well, can I interject a few words..."

"To shut up!"

The master and apprentice spoke in unison, Qin Ren shivered again and closed his mouth.

To be honest, heartache is heartache, guilt is guilt, but when it really happened, Qin Ren felt that it was better to watch two girlfriends cultivating immortality tear each other than they unite to tear themselves apart.

……

"When two people are in love, how can it be considered stealing? How can it be considered robbery?"

"How do you know that we are unhappy?"

"Then you do it?!"

"I...you don't know, he is a big pig, I have to study hard..."

"When you think about it, the big pig's trotters will run off to some woman to take advantage of it."

"Oh, like you..."

"Oh, besides me, he has no other women outside?"

"Eh…?"

As if waking up the dreamer with one word, the little snake opened its mouth, then nodded and murmured:
"Procedure…"

"..."

After saying one word, Yu Ling'er also slowly put down the sword, and became silent.

That's right, no matter how much the master and apprentice fight, who can confidently pat their chests and ignore that Cheng Siyun who has been in the heart of Big Pig's Trotter for many years...

……

Just so abruptly, the air quickly became cold.

As for this silence, Qin Ren was undoubtedly the most disturbed person at the scene.

1v1 is over, why did Void join the third person...

Especially as the time passed by and the two snakes stood motionless in the living room like this, Qin Renxin said there was no way out, so he had to bite the bullet and raise his hand again:

"That... Linger, Yourong, I think the three of us are actually..."

crackling—

One beautiful pupil was like lightning, and the other almond eye was like torch, they swept towards Qin Ren at the same time.

"To shut up…"

"Who told you to talk..."

"Bad man..."

"Bad brother..."

"Big pig's hoof."

"Fancy intestines."

"lecher."

"Chen Shimei."

"Xu Zhimo."

"King Zhou of Shang."

"Pooh!"

"Humph!"

The knowledge reserve of the two snakes on the earth is quite good. After one sentence, Qin Ren's old face was a little hot, and he temporarily died of interfering. He crouched down in the corner with his head in his arms and remained silent.

But because of this, the master and apprentice ignited the anger that was gradually extinguishing.

"Is it King Zhou of Shang you mentioned just now? What do you mean?"

"If you read more, you will know..."

"Sinister, I think the sect hasn't cleaned up the sect for a long time!"

"I think you haven't been spanked for a long time!"

……

In the end, I don't know which side didn't calm down first, and under the excitement, the sword and the palm merged together again.

But this time, due to the relatively coherent fight, the movement was a bit louder, not to mention the vigor visible to the naked eye, just listening to the sound was like decorating an electric drill.

Qin Ren's naked eyes couldn't see their proportions, but the big snake had just recovered from his illness, and he was extremely worried after seeing the commotion. Taking advantage of the interval between the two turning around at the same time, he couldn't help rushing up to stop him in the middle .

"do not want!"

"elder brother!"

However, Qin Ren didn't know that the turning around of the master and apprentice was actually accumulating energy for the next blow.

So, under the terrified eyes of the two snakes, it was too late to stop the palm and the sword, and rushed towards Qin Ren's front and back hearts with a terrifying vigor that could seriously injure a human being.

"Meow?!"

"whisper!"

This imminent crisis scene made the little fox Tuantuan and the slime honey in the fish tank nervous, especially Tuan Tuan, who was squatting on the sweeper and watching the show for a long time, subconsciously wanted to pounce on Qin Ren. But in the blink of an eye, something similar to a sixth sense flashed through her mind, causing her to stop her movements.

boom--

A dull bell-like sound, although not as loud as the fight between the master and the apprentice, became the focus of the living room in an instant.

I saw a cloud of black air mixed with a little bit of blood mist, which filled the entire living room in the blink of an eye. After the center quickly dissipated, a spherical translucent blood-colored shield appeared in the center of the living room.

"Qin Ren...Qin Ren!"

"Cough cough..."

Fortunately, the master and apprentice found that the boyfriend lying on the floor was unharmed except for the non-stop coughing. They were about to step forward to check, but after more black mist dissipated, they saw Qin Ren standing in front of him. A little girl in scantily clad clothes, with red eyes and black hair, has a graceful figure, her slender arms are spread out, five long and sharp nails are as red as her eyes, and she is posing in front of Qin Ren. Stance.

Although her body is small and similar to that of Luo Yao, this little girl has a sense of oppression that even Yu Linger's master and apprentice have to dread. It was very cold, and the thin lips opened gently, with a trace of cold killing intent that Yu Linger's master and apprentice hadn't experienced for a long time.

"...Who dares...to hurt him..."

(End of this chapter)