No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 275 The Girl on the Wallpaper

So why didn't Cheng Siyu come to work?

After Qin Ren came back, Yun Wanhe told him that he had gone to the hospital for an examination.

"Check? What check?"

"I don't know, she didn't say."

As soon as Qin Ren heard the word hospital, he panicked, especially his sister-in-law. She kept it a secret from herself when she became a vampire last time. I don't know if something happened to her body this time, so I can't help being a brother-in-law and don't worry. .

He glanced at the work group on the computer where Party A was @ him, and asked him to talk about the current plans for maximizing the high-level. Qin Ren directly threw a "wait a moment" skillfully, and then ran to the tea room to give Xinxin The sister-in-law who read it called.

"Hello~"

"Siyu, are you in the hospital?"

"Wow, brother-in-law, have you asked Sister Yun?"

"Stop talking nonsense, what's wrong with you, is it serious... Forget it, I'll come over right away."

"Hey, hey, it's not that exaggerated, brother-in-law..."

Although exaggerated, Xiao Chengzi likes her brother-in-law to care about her the most~
She also knows that in the eyes of others, this will seem like a big deal.

But others don't know how precious this care that only my sister had in the past so many years is in Cheng Siyu's heart.

At the very least, I have owned it for several years like my sister, only the greedy little Chengzi will be satisfied...

"Brother-in-law, I just have a headache."

Little Chengzi was happy in her heart, and her words were as sweet and soft as oranges, but Qin Ren didn't care to enjoy her acting like a baby, and said seriously:
"What do you call it? Headache can be a complication of many kinds of physical problems. It can be small if you say it is small, and it can be big if you say big. It hasn't been long since you just became a blood race. Who knows what will happen in the future..."

"Hmph, blame me?"

Little Chengzi moaned and chirped displeased:

"Obviously my sister-in-law is the victim, but you, brother-in-law, blame her instead, instead of blaming your little bitch Lily?"

"What belongs to my family... Obviously it belonged to your family in the first place, okay?"

"I do not care."

My sister-in-law offered a three-character mantra:

"Anyway, when you confessed that day, you also said that she has been domesticated in your house, happy and healthy every day, with food and clothing..."

"No, no, there is only food, and the clothes are actually..."

"Doesn't she wear clothes every day?"

When my sister-in-law heard the information about Su Lili for the first time that day, it was nothing. After all, a little bitch who can bite herself into a vampire is definitely not an ordinary little bitch.

In contrast, the little news at the moment shocked and excited her:
"Brother-in-law, does she climb onto the bed naked every night to suck you? Can you stand it? Have you cheated?"

"..."

Qin Renxin said something bad, and put himself into a passive position. He was at a loss for words before explaining:

"I've said it more than [-] times, don't keep expecting me to cheat, do you really want to trap your brother-in-law? Also, she is wearing clothes, but...cough...wearing less..."

"How many~?"

"Just... um? No!"

Qin Ren was almost taken into a ditch, so he angrily brought back the topic:

"Is your head still hurting now? What did the doctor say?"

"It's okay, don't worry brother-in-law, I don't have the kind of headache that hurts inside, it hurts outside."

"It hurts outside?"

"Well, for example... It seems that last night while I was asleep, you secretly tapped my head twice with a big stick, and then when I woke up in the morning, I felt pain when I touched the place where I was knocked, and I felt itchy Kind of."

"Is your brother-in-law sick? Hit you twice in the middle of the night while you were sleeping?"

What a broken metaphor...

However, Qin Ren understood that, to put it bluntly, it was the pain of trauma, which was indeed better than migraines and the like. At least there was a high probability that he would not have to worry about other diseases in his body.

"Brother-in-law, and then, after the doctor's examination, he said that I really had a lump on my head. Let me recall what I did last night. When I thought about it, I probably had a nightmare, and then... I bumped into my head in the middle of the night. After a while, hee hee~"

"Hey, what a fool..."

Qin Ren never had anything to do with this kind of off-line sister-in-law, and probably never would in the future.

In short, after confirming that she was fine, Qin Ren urged her to return to the company as soon as possible.

"No hurries?"

My sister-in-law imitated her brother-in-law:
"Qin Gong, you usually like to touch fish so much, why don't you let me touch them today?"

Qin Ren is indeed a good fisherman. He knows how to fish when he goes to work, and he also "fishes" when he returns home from get off work. However, after looking at the time, he still persuades Xiao Chengzi:
"Touching fish is all about fictitiousness and reality, and the golden mean. You should be back after a whole morning of fishing. The project still needs you."

"No, I asked for leave."

I almost forgot, how can asking for leave be considered fishing?
"Sister Yun said that I can come back in the afternoon."

"No, you've finished checking, are you loafing outside? Go back to the company."

"cut…"

The sister-in-law dismissed it, and then her tone became a little more joking:
"Brother-in-law, you are urging me like this. Is it because the company needs me...or do you miss me?"

"I miss you."

"..."

The brother-in-law actually said that he misses his sister-in-law, which Cheng Siyu didn't expect. It was a rare time to tease him and was killed instead. Xiao Chengzi was three points unwilling, but also seven points ashamed.

"Okay, okay, then I'll be back...it will be around noon, I'll go directly to the tea room and wait for you, and I'll send you a WeChat message when I arrive."

"okay."

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Arrived shortly after noon.

At 12 o'clock sharp, when it was time to cook, Qin Ren sent a wechat to ask.

[Qin Ren: Where is it? 】

【Little Orange: It's here, it's here】

?

Didn't you say it earlier?Without saying a word, Qin Ren got up and went to the tea room, but when he entered, there was only one property sweeper holding a water glass to rub the tea bought by the company.

[Qin Ren: Where are people? 】

[Little Chengzi: You've said it all, I just got off the subway station, and I'll take the bus right away]

"..."

You call this "arrived"?
Qin Ren's face turned dark at that moment, and he felt an urge to spank Luo Yao's ass, after all, it was Pixiu who most often annoyed him.

Qin Ren didn't bother to pay attention to his inconsequential sister-in-law. He returned to his seat and continued to wait, only to hear Yun Wanhe ordering Brother Chi.

"Zhou Chi."

"Hey, sister Yun, it means that I have already posted in the group."

"No, you order takeaway for me."

"what?"

The person who said "ah" was Qin Ren, rubbing his hands and turning around curiously:

"Sister Yun, don't you bring any food?"

"Well, today..."

Sister Yun opened her mouth, and looked at Qin Ren's face, she didn't know what she thought of, she continued shyly and slowly:

"I worked overtime last night, so I didn't have time to do it today... Sorry, I wanted to bring you steamed eggs..."

"Ok?"

Qin Ren was dumbfounded and hurriedly waved. Isn't this a misunderstanding:

"Sister Yun, I didn't mean that, so why are you sorry?"

The embarrassment on Yun Wanhe's face disappeared, her almond eyes staring at the computer darkened quietly, she turned slightly to prevent Qin Ren from seeing, and continued to click the mouse indiscriminately:

"Before you said that you liked the steamed eggs I made... Forget it, I know you lied to me..."

"Damn, one size fits all! I really like it, your cooking is really delicious."

Qin Ren didn't know whether to laugh or cry:

"It's just that you haven't ordered takeaway for a long time, I'm just curious."

"Is that so..."

"Sister Yun—!"

Zhou Chi shouted on the opposite side:
"What do you eat?"

"Oh, forget it, I'll let Qin Ren order it."

"ok ok!"

Zhou Chi's heart went numb with laughter. He was most afraid of ordering takeaway for the leader, because if the leader forgot to give the money afterwards, he didn't have the cheek to ask for it directly like Qin Ren, which would save trouble.

But Qin Ren actually didn't want to order it, because he was going to feed his sister-in-law later, so if he ordered takeaway...

"Sister Yun?"

For now, Qin Ren asked directly:

"I ordered takeaway for you, who will take it later?"

"Qin Ren."

Yun Wanhe's pretty face was serious, her eyebrows frowned, and she lowered her voice to annoy him:

"I'm your boss. Is it tiring for you to get a takeaway?"

"No no…"

Qin Ren didn't dare to have it, and Yun Wanhe's little action seemed a bit coquettish for no reason, so Qin Ren felt embarrassed to have an opinion.

However, it takes time for women to order takeout, especially for the other older sisters in the department. Yun Wanhe is relatively straightforward, but since Qin Ren taught her to identify those takeaways as cooking bags last time, her choices have also changed. Tangled up.

"Well…"

After looking at it for a long time, she stretched out her finger and pressed it on Qin Ren's phone:

"how about this?"

"it is good."

"it is good?"

"So lovely."

"Looks good?" Yun Wanhe blinked: "What's the use of looking good, I'm asking you if it tastes good or not."

"Of course it looks good, it's delicious, and it's delicious."

Qin Ren gave a thumbs up honestly:

"Sister Yun, your hands are so pretty."

Only then did Yun Wanhe realize that her fingers had covered the thumbnails on the screen, her ears warmed up, and she glared at this mischievous little subordinate:
"Five-grain fish meal, what do you think? Have you ordered it? I saw it. There is dine-in food. The soup should be delicious."

"Daba."

Qin Ren pouted:

"This kind of soup is usually mixed."

"Did you pay?"

The minister was horrified, but Qin Ren didn't take it seriously:
"This kind of soup must be exchanged. The shipment volume is so large. It is very costly to cook this kind of soup base. I have heard old ladies say this since I was a child. It is not surprising."

"My God, then I used to eat this kind of fish meal when I was in college..."

Yun Wanhe was a little scared, and Qin Ren shook his head even more:
"It's okay, it's meaningless to talk about toxicity regardless of the dosage. It uses bone broth paste. Don't supermarkets also sell thick soup treasures? Not to mention anything else, spicy sticks from snacks, various Coca-Cola Sprite drinks, what has no additives? As long as The dose is in compliance, you should not eat it."

"Hey, Brother Ren is right!"

Zhou Chi, who had already ordered his own takeaway, heard the sound and came to join in the fun. The chubby put his hand on Qin Ren's shoulder, and spit flew across the sky:
"Sodium chloride, do you know? Isn't salt an additive? Additives are used for seasoning. If a person eats salt as a meal, do you think he will die? Is salt poisonous? Hey, Brother Ren, Sister Yun, Did you know that recently there was an internet celebrity who came out every day to talk about how to use additives in various commercial snacks and catering? It was actually nothing, but good guy, I saw his fans in the past two days, tsk tsk ..."

As Zhou Chi spoke, he began to play tricks, his facial features squeezed into a pile to play tricks, and was awakened by Qin Ren's slap:

"Can you finish the fart? Are you going to hold back half of it and go back and cover it under the quilt to savor it slowly?"

"Bah! Fuck you!"

What strange words, Yun Wanhe raised her high heels and kicked Qin Ren lightly in a fit of anger and amused, while Zhou Chi continued:

"...Anyway, those fans of his are already demonic. We don't know where so many uneducated people come from. I wonder if our parents didn't tell us to eat less when we were young. , said there are additives in it? This is not new, but those fans seem to suddenly wake up because of that Internet celebrity, and now they have seen everything poisonous, such as the monosodium glutamate problem that was hard to refute rumors a few years ago, now It was brought out again."

In fact, this is not outrageous. According to Zhou Chi, he has discovered in the past two days that fans of that Internet celebrity have begun to regard traditional spices such as grass fruit, star anise, cardamom, fennel, bay leaves, etc. as [very toxic additives] 】

The reason is that these spices can be used as medicine.

"Spices, traditional Chinese medicine."

Zhou Chi stretched out his left hand, then his right hand, and finally closed them:

"Put these two together, good guy, you will die if you eat them. What do you think these fans are? I don't think they are uneducated, they are purely anti-intellectual!"

"No, you wait first."

Qin Ren interrupted Zhou Chi's passionate and sharp comment:
"Which platform is the Internet celebrity you are talking about? Have you never seen it?"

"Oh, Douyin, you don't need it."

Zhou Chi was very emotional:
"Actually, some of the videos he posted should be taken seriously, but the fans are all obsessed with the wrong point, such as using duck and additives to make fake beef, flour and additives to make fake shrimp, fake beef jerky, and so on. For example, the broth that is clearly exchanged insists on claiming to be 'cooked now', this kind of thing should be criticized and exposed, because it is a fraud!"

"exactly."

Qin Ren agrees:
"Fakes are actually not new. Do you still remember the years when buffets were popular? Some people said that the cheap beef was made of duck, but many people didn't believe it. There are also all kinds of meatballs used in hot pot. , our family seldom or didn’t eat that stuff since we were young, it’s not normal just to look at it.”

"Hey, this is what should be called for rectification. Falsification and hygiene are the real food safety issues. I can only say that people who are anti-intellectual and even turn their attention to spices, I can only say that they have really eaten additives as a meal since childhood. Out of your mind, I suggest banning the sale of all beverages such as Coke, Sprite, Fanta, etc., and let everyone drink plain water."

……

When Qin Ren and Zhou Chi were talking about the rise of cross talk, Yun Wanhe hadn't listened to it for a long time. She silently ordered a bowl of Huaxi beef rice noodles, and then stuffed the phone into Qin Ren's waist forcefully.

"It hurts, hurts! Hiss!"

Qin Ren was startled, and seeing the Minister quietly sitting back in his seat, he couldn't help leaning over suspiciously:
"Sister Yun?"

"Ah."

"Is it ready?"

"All right."

"Oh."

Ok…

It seems normal, but it also seems abnormal.

The woman's mood was really unpredictable. Qin Ren smacked his lips and was about to turn around when a voice came from behind him:
"Hey, Xiao Qin, is that girl on your phone wallpaper your girlfriend...?"

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(Originally there were still a few thousand words, but it was too bad to finish writing, so I split it and counted it in the next chapter, okay?)
(End of this chapter)