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Chapter 276 The Minister's Pants

Qin Ren's cell phone wallpaper has always had something to say.

In the beginning, his wallpaper was Gu Qing.

Later, it became Cheng Siyun as a matter of course.

Later, it became Yu Yourong not so logically.

……

However, after switching to Yu Yourong, Qin Ren soon realized that it was not good for him to change the wallpaper over and over again, and he would feel like he was in a hurry.

So from then on, Qin Ren used the software to set up automatic rotation of wallpapers. So far, a total of six girls' wallpapers have been added.

Gu Qing, Cheng Siyun, Yu Yourong, Yu Linger, Luo Yao, Tuantuan.

The beautiful looks of these six girls with different styles were repeated in Qin Ren's mobile phone, and at this moment today, it happened to be Yu Yourong's turn.

"Hey, Xiao Qin, the girl on your phone wallpaper...is your girlfriend...?"

After the minister ordered takeaway, he subconsciously returned to the desktop, but he happened to find Yu Yourong's wallpaper, which happened to be one of the girls that Qin Ren chased and couldn't make excuses for.

If it was Gu Qing, then Qin Ren would just say it was his sister and it would be over.

If it was Cheng Siyun, Qin Ren could just say it was his ex-girlfriend and it would be over.

After all, Qin Ren always said that he had an ex-girlfriend in the company, but under Zhou Chi's reverse rumors, no one ever believed it.

Of course, as the old saying goes, I can only blame myself for getting along with Cheng Siyun too magically. The three roommates don't believe it exists, so how can I expect them to testify.

But no matter what, if it was Cheng Siyun or Gu Qing's wallpaper, Qin Ren could at least come up with a relatively reasonable argument.

What about Ke Yu Yourong?
[Minister, in fact, this is just a snake that can cultivate immortals from another world, I picked it up, and now it is indeed my girlfriend]

This is definitely not possible.

Qin Ren could just admit that the girl on the wallpaper was his girlfriend, but he was afraid of setting up an ambush and leaving unexpected troubles...

However, in an instant, Qin Ren had an idea and thought of a very simple excuse.

"Sister Yun, I don't know it either, this is set by the software itself."

"..."

Yun Wanhe turned her head and stared at Qin Ren for two seconds.

Her boss and subordinates, other people's privacy, etc., had been directly forgotten by her, and she snatched Qin Ren's cell phone like a little girlfriend without any explanation, and looked at the cell phone wallpaper carefully for a long time before slowing down. Tun Tun returned it to Qin Ren.

Also, it looks like the idol of the island country, just look at the picture...

"Don't use this kind of beautiful girl as your wallpaper in the future. You are a student of design, so you should know that using a picture of a beautiful girl as a background is very rustic and tacky, right?"

"I know."

Qin Ren nodded in agreement:

"Zhou Chi is that kind, earthy and vulgar."

"Fuck, grandpa is still here!"

Zhou Chi pushed Qin Ren's ass with his knee, and whispered to Qin Ren's ear:

"Besides, the beauties on my wallpaper are all paper people, isn't it better than the real-life anchor who sells photos?"

"Climb, climb, your phone is ringing, go get takeaway."

"Hey, so fast..."

Zhou Chi ran to get takeaway, Qin Ren looked at the time, and sent another WeChat message to his sister-in-law:

[Qin Ren: How long is it? 】

【Little Chengzi: Downstairs Downstairs】

Quite quickly, Qin Ren pulled a few pieces of toilet paper from Yun Wanhe's table, and then went straight to the tea room to wait for her.

In the tea room, Qin Ren leaned against the corner while playing Hearthstone and waited. After a few minutes, the door of the tea room creaked open.

"Come here?"

Qin Ren straightened up and greeted him, but then he froze, and it was the cleaning lady who rubbed the tea leaves just now.

"..."

Auntie was also taken aback, somehow she met Qin Ren again in the tea room.

Could it be that this handsome guy looks young and energetic, but he is actually a master of fish fishing?
possible…

But the aunt couldn't care less about sighing. She was very embarrassed at this time, because she had just entered the door, and another aunt rushed in together from behind, chanting excitedly while rushing:

"Go in, where's the tea? It's just a few days before my house has visitors, get me some more."

"..."

Apparently, this time, the aunt who rubbed the tea leaves brought her accomplices. Qin Ren stared at the two aunts with drooping eyelids for a while, and the two embarrassed aunts also stared at Qin Ren. After a moment of silence, Qin Ren opened the cupboard, took out the whole bag of tea, and handed it to the aunt:
"Today...no, don't come this week, or I will report to the property directly."

"Ah... ah good! good good!"

The two aunts took the tea leaves in surprise and awe. With excited hearts and trembling hands, a large bag of tea leaves accidentally shook a lot on the ground, but they didn't bother to clean it up. They listened to Qin Ren's words and happily slipped away.

Qin Ren had no joy or sorrow. After all, the broken tea leaves here are not used by anyone, and there are no cameras in the tea room. When the administrative department finds out, maybe they can exchange for better tea or coffee. Qin Ren is also a disguise. benefited the employees.

Anyway, it's the company's wool, how much is too much?
Compared to this, what Qin Ren was most concerned about right now was why his sister-in-law hadn't come yet.

[Qin Ren: You were downstairs a few minutes ago, and you haven't arrived yet?Got lost in the elevator, huh? 】

[Little Chengzi: No, brother-in-law, I mean the bus is coming downstairs, right away~]

After scoring twice, Qin Ren's blood pressure went up, and he covered his face and took a deep breath. Sure enough, she couldn't believe even a single punctuation mark when she said "coming soon" and "immediately".

Jingle Bell--

"Hey?"

"Hello, your takeaway has arrived, please come down and pick it up."

"Okay right now."

Before, Qin Ren was worried that his sister-in-law would go downstairs to pick up takeaway after she arrived, but now it seemed that her sister-in-law would not arrive in at least ten minutes.

……

"Sister Yun, here it is."

"So fast?"

After a while, the takeaway was brought up. Yun Wanhe saw that Qin Ren didn't even take a breath, she couldn't help but slightly pursed her tender red lips and muttered:
"...It's nice to be young..."

"Hey, Xiao Hemiao, I'm going to criticize you now, and you're in Versailles again."

Qin Ren folded his arms recklessly:

"Look yourself in the mirror, how many sixteen-year-old girls are envious of your skin? Not to mention your own skincare, the femininity is even higher than theirs... Forget it, it's an old saying, in a word! "

Qin Ren lay down on the table, tilted his head and looked seriously at Yun Wanhe's bright and charming face:

"Sister Yun, you are so pretty, like a fresh lily."

"Come on...that's all I know..."

Yun Wanhe happily opened the takeaway, raised her hand and flicked Qin Ren's forehead:
"Xiao Qin, I found that you like flattering the most."

"Sister Yun, I also found that I like being flattered the most."

"Pooh!"

Yun Wanhe gave up playing tricks with this person. He is a professional, so he definitely can't win. In contrast, when it comes to flattering, Qin Ren's unconscious downward gaze made Yun Wanhe care more .

"Cough cough!"

Yun Wanhe coughed so hard that her face turned red from coughing.

"Cough cough..."

Qin Ren was like a scholar, he also coughed twice, but it was a rather embarrassing one, and he looked away while coughing.

heh man...

The minister sees through but doesn't tell the truth.

After all, Qin Ren is a "little milk dog" who has just entered the workplace, and he doesn't have a girlfriend... Then his instinctive gaze, of course, the boss should give some understanding...

And in this way, it also showed that Qin Ren's so-called "femininity far surpassing that of a little girl" was indeed from his heart.

Hehe, little man...

Sure enough, TV dramas come from life. Yun Wanhe thought of the workplace love Japanese TV drama "Be brave and love next year" that she was chasing. Ren's words, but Yun Wanhe felt that she didn't catch a cold.

Because that "little milk dog" is really too milky. To put it bluntly, it is a bit motherly and greasy. It can't be compared with my handsome subordinate Xiao Qin in reality...

From this perspective, Yun Wanhe's life seems to be higher than that of TV dramas.

"Would you like something to eat?"

The minister was in a good mood. He opened the lid of Huaxi Beef Rice Noodles and smelled it. It was very fragrant.

"No, you can eat, that's all."

"Well, I'm going to get a glass of water."

"give it to me."

Don't bother the minister with such a small matter, Qin Ren took her cup to the water dispenser to fetch water.

However, the so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, Qin Ren had just finished receiving the water and put it on her table when he heard a low cry of "Yeah".

"sorry Sorry…"

Qin Ren hurriedly apologized. He thought that the cup he had put scalded the minister, but in the next second he saw Yun Wanhe tightly pinching the index finger of his right hand with his left hand, and a drop of blood on his fingertip became the size of a grain of rice visibly to the naked eye. .

……

It turned out that Yun Wanhe was unpacking the cutlery bag, which is the kind of common takeaway cutlery bag filled with spoons, chopsticks, and paper towels. Like most people, she used to grab the cutlery bag with her left hand, and then slapped it hard with her right hand. In the end, she ignored the toothpick that was given in the bag. With this effort, the chopsticks came out, but the toothpick also poked into her fingertips with force, and the pain at that moment can be imagined.

……

"Band-Aid...Band-Aid..."

Yun Wanhe muttered with a frown, looked at her drawer, then at her hand, she just wanted Xiao Qin to hold it for her, but her fingertips suddenly felt warm, and when she turned her head, she stared blankly. She found that Qin Ren had already squeezed her fingers into her mouth.

"..."

So suddenly, Xiaohe Miao was eaten by a man for the first time.

The slender and delicate fingertips were a little itchy, and Yun Wanhe's earlobes were gradually turning red. Before she had time to savor this wonderful feeling, Qin Ren pulled it out with a "boo~".

"Where's the Band-Aid?"

"Draw...in the drawer..."

Qin Ren took out the Band-Aid, wrapped it up for Yun Wanhe, then looked at Yun Wanhe's complicated expression, his old face was a little uneasy, and he touched his ears embarrassingly:

"Sipping my fingers after being injured is a bad habit I have developed subtly... The conditioned reflex is yes."

……

Qin Ren really didn't lie about this, he definitely didn't make an excuse to taste the slender fingers of his mature female boss, Qin Ren was indeed forced into such a habit.

For example, in the company, Qin Ren's hand was pierced by a compass before, and his sister-in-law, who had begun to have vampire habits, licked his finger for him.

But at home, everyone, including other girls, would let Luo Yao treat them with their fingers if they had a little bump on their fingers.

Not only the fingers, face, arms, and other places have a small scratch, but it's enough for Luo Yao to eat and lick right away.

After all, the body fluids of spirit beasts can heal wounds, which Qin Ren had experienced a long time ago, so there is nothing wrong with this fast and effective method.

……

However, because of this, in this environment, Qin Ren also developed the habit of eating with his fingers and hands first.

This kind of habit is okay for people inside, but for outsiders, such as female bosses, it would indeed be a bit inappropriate.

Fortunately, the female boss also divided people. Qin Ren's female boss was very generous. She didn't blame Qin Ren for it, nor did she call Qin Ren a pervert. She just ate lunch quietly and obediently.

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At 12:[-] noon, lunch time was almost over, and Yun Wanhe had finished eating, but Qin Ren was still waiting for his sister-in-law, who was so anxious to urinate, that she went to the bathroom. Sent over.

[Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, I’m here]

This time, without waiting for Qin Ren to type and confirm, Xiaochengzi added firmly:
[Little Chengzi: It's really here this time!I'm so hungry, see you at the old place! 】

"..."

The old place was of course the tea room. Qin Ren held back his "resentment" towards his sister-in-law, and decided to trust her one last time. After washing his hands, he walked slowly to the tea room.

……

"?"

Not to mention, this time, from a long distance away, Qin Ren saw a figure in the crack of the tea room door.

Wait a minute...

It won't be the sweeping lady again...

Qin Ren was already in the shadows. He walked over quickly, opened the door lightly, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Graceful figure, OL dress, a slender ankle wrapped in skin stockings exposed under the smooth trousers...

The seemingly familiar back figure in the tea room is squatting down at this time, bending over to pick up the tea leaves that were spilled on the ground by the aunt at that time, and the peach-like moon is hanging high, because of the relationship between the legs and knees slightly bent forward and backward, a The round heels are slightly tilted from the high heels, and the attractive pink is exuding a seductive lustrous halo under the cover of stockings, like a cute bird poking out of the nest, making people want to be gentle Grab it into your palm, and rub it with your nose...

It's a pity that Qin Ren doesn't have these thoughts now.

The unreliable sister-in-law teased Qin Ren back and forth twice. As punishment, although Qin Ren couldn't spank Luo Yao's ass in the company, he could as a senior spank the unreliable juniors in the company.

Ever since, Qin Ren approached quietly, and slapped him.

Pa~!

However, almost instantly, Qin Ren was shocked to realize that this plump, hot and sensual feeling that seemed to sink the entire palm of his hand was completely different from his sister-in-law's playful firmness and elasticity.

Sure enough, in a shy and angry cry, Yun Wanhe straightened up, bit her red lips tightly, and glared at Qin Ren in disbelief with her face flushed.

broken…

Shocked, Qin Ren finally captured a detail from his memory:
Today's Minister seems to be wearing pants, not a skirt.

……

Now the oolong is a big mess, and it is far from the level of arrogance at the level of eating hands.

And it just so happened that at this time the real Little Chengzi had already bouncing to the door of the tea room.

(End of this chapter)