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Chapter 277 Qin Ren's Cat's Eye Snail
As we all know, any qualified sister-in-law in the world must have her own brother-in-law radar.

When the brother-in-law exists within 100 meters around, the brother-in-law radar can immediately sense his existence and point to his direction.

Therefore, when Cheng Siyu finally returned to the company from the hospital and opened the elevator, her brother-in-law Radar immediately sounded the alarm.

Drop drop-

The vibration of the radar made Xiao Chengzi's soft little face flush slightly, and then followed the guidance of the radar and went straight to the tea room.

【Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, I'm in the tea room】

After sending this WeChat message, Cheng Siyu also came to the door of the tea room, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there was already a familiar man's broad back behind the half-covered door.

Little Chengzi looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one around, she rushed in flapping her little wings.

"sister…!?"

However, halfway through "brother-in-law" shouting, Xiao Chengzi's movements and expressions froze.

……

For a moment, this wonderful and astonishing picture fell into the eyes of my sister-in-law, and she felt inexplicably astringent, as if she was afraid that something would drip from the place she was covering in the next second...

……

"sister…"

Xiao Chengzi stammered and swallowed back the word "husband":

"Sister Yun?"

"..."

It can only be said that Xiao Cheng came at the wrong time, Yun Wanhe was already looking for a seam.

"Sister Yun, you... ah, Qin Gong is also... here?"

"Uh...uh, what am I..."

Qin Ren glanced at the minister with a face of humiliation, red nose and ears, and almost wet eye sockets. He felt like a suspect at a crime scene, so he could only forcefully straighten his back, with a righteous face:
"It's like this. I saw someone stealing tea when I came to the tea room before. She ran away the first two times. But when I came to see this time, I thought I finally caught the prisoner. Who knew that there was an oolong, and it was Yun who was caught. Sister... Sister Yun, I'm really sorry!"

Yun Wanhe herself was cleaning up the mess on the ground, but when she heard what Qin Ren said, she looked down at the tea leaves all over the ground, and her mood immediately calmed down a lot.

"No wonder I came in and saw so many tea leaves on the floor, tsk, auntie didn't come to clean up..."

"Auntie must be having lunch, how can she come to clean up 24 hours a day."

"Oh, yes..."

Of course, it was impossible for Qin Ren to reveal that his aunt was a thief. After all, if he could recognize the minister's back as a thief, then the thief must also be an office worker to be reasonable.

As for the fact that he actually recognized the minister as his sister-in-law... Qin Ren could not talk nonsense.

……

In the current situation, there is really no need for extra small talk, and it is impossible for Yun Wanhe and Qin Ren to elaborate on the details of "spanking" in front of Cheng Siyu. Anyway, they went back to the office in a hurry. He stared at Qin Ren fiercely, opened and closed his red lips several times, and mouthed three words to him:
【Hooligans】

"..."

Qin Ren is an upright gentleman, and he doesn't approve of this title, but it's inevitable that he squeezed his hands because of this, recalling the seductive touch in his palm just now, the kind of experience that can make any man ecstasy, probably only at home The big snake can be compared with it...

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"Hey!"

"!"

The minister left, but Xiao Chengzi stayed behind. He quickly locked the door, turned around and slapped his brother-in-law:
"Okay brother-in-law, tell the truth."

"Tsk, what the truth..."

"Humph~"

Cheng Siyu narrowed his eyes like a little fox, stretched out a finger and slid slowly from his brother-in-law's abdominal muscles to his chest, and then to his chin, and hooked it:
"Brother-in-law, were you cheating on sister Yun just now?"

"nonsense!"

"You're talking nonsense."

The sister-in-law incarnated as Sherlock Holmes deduced:

"Sister Yun may have been made stupid by you, but the quick-witted blind student has already discovered Huadian, who would catch a thief first and grab someone's ass?"

"Oh, it's a female thief..."

"?"

"..."

Qin Ren didn't feel right when the words came out of his mouth. To catch a female thief is to grab her ass?
It seems to be more perverted...Professional perverted is yes.

However, Qin Ren really had nothing to hide in front of his sister-in-law. He honestly admitted that it was because the minister didn't wear a skirt and pants today, so he mistook the minister for his sister-in-law.

"Oh—~"

The sister-in-law suddenly realized and leaned into her brother-in-law's arms with a smile, her beautiful chin rested on his chest, her face was lifted up, and her big eyes blinked narrowly:

"Sister Fa~ (brother-in-law), that is to say, what you wanted to catch...is actually someone else's ass~?"

"..."

So this is the disadvantage of being a brother-in-law. If you don't pay attention, you will be picked up by your sister-in-law. Qin Ren mourned for three seconds in his heart for brother-in-law all over the world, and then forcibly put on a straight face:
"Speak well first."

"It's called clip sound. It is said that even big pigs like it. Don't you like it?"

"do not like."

Qin Ren is not a pig's trotter:
"Also, I don't want to catch, I want to hit hard!"

"Perverted brother-in-law..."

My sister-in-law blushed, my brother-in-law liked it, my sister was thin and tender, how could I survive after getting married?

My sister-in-law thought of making a movie, now the little fresh meat actors are always looking for a substitute when they are beaten, so is it time to find a substitute for my sister...

"Comrade Cheng Siyu, please abandon the unhealthy thoughts in your mind immediately."

Qin Ren leaned against Xiao Chengzi's gentle body, and seriously criticized and educated her:
"You think I have nothing to do and want to beat you? You arrived on WeChat for a while, and you were downstairs for a while. You played with me two or three times. Shouldn't you be beaten and punished?"

"Oh, that's right, that little Chengzi knows it's wrong."

Cheng Siyu immediately nodded obediently:

"But can I eat first, I'm so hungry, I'll talk when I'm full."

Gollum...

Gollum...

Soon after the meal was over, Cheng Siyu licked the blood on the corner of his lips contentedly, stretched himself in Qin Ren's arms, and immediately wrapped his arms around his neck, tilted his little head, and posed in a harmless manner. Looking up at him innocently:

"Okay brother-in-law, now... you can punish me however you want... Mmm~!~~~~~~"

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"Eh? Brother-in-law, who is this?"

Afterwards, when Xiao Chengzi buttoned his clothes, he accidentally found Qin Ren's mobile phone with a bright screen in his pocket. Qin Ren was taken aback, and took out his mobile phone dumbfounded:
"I said you women, why are you always interested in men's mobile phone wallpapers?"

"Because men's cell phone wallpapers should all be meaningful."

"What about you women?"

"We generally don't make sense."

Sister-in-law spread her hands:
"The main thing is to find good-looking pictures."

"..."

Damn, double standard, right?Qin Ren was dubious:

"Won't you use your boyfriend's picture as your wallpaper?"

"do not know."

Xiao Chengzi glanced at Qin Ren, she had never had a boyfriend, how would she know:

"Anyway, if it were me, I wouldn't."

"why?"

"Men are big hooves."

"..."

Seeing her brother-in-law's speechless look, Cheng Siyu giggled, holding her brother-in-law's big hand with her little hand and shaking it:
"Pig trotters are delicious and beautiful. If you put them on the wallpaper, you will easily have an appetite. If you have an appetite, you can't help but miss him... And brother-in-law, you know, appetite represents another kind of desire... So if a woman likes a man, she won't use his picture as a wallpaper, and she will be embarrassed~ Do you understand?"

"Who did you learn from with your sharp teeth..."

"Inherited from mother~"

"Oh?"

Mrs. Tong, who looks demure and gentle, is so good at coaxing men?Qin Ren couldn't help falling into an inexplicable fantasy...

"So who is she, brother-in-law?"

"Her name is Yu Yourong."

Sister-in-law is different from Yun Wanhe. Qin Ren didn't intend to hide it, but there are some things that he can't explain clearly for a while, so he can only take a deep breath and simply show his cards:

"It's my... just recently made a... um... girlfriend."

"what? What?!"

Little Chengzi's eyes flashed with obvious excitement:
"Really?! Brother-in-law, you finally cheated!"

"..."

But immediately afterward, her pupils were also obviously sad for a while:
"Brother-in-law, then you and her now..."

"We just confirmed our relationship."

Qin Ren used this answer to block any questions his sister-in-law might ask.

After all, the progress of the relationship between lovers has always been a very sensitive issue. Qin Ren felt guilty for failing to defend himself for Chengzi who was far away in the sky, so he naturally didn't intend to talk about it with Xiao Chengzi.

But to Xiao Chengzi, although her brother-in-law finally cheated is considered a small news, but she thinks all kinds of information about the cheating partner is big news.

"I haven't seen the picture yet!! Is she pretty? What does she do? Where is she from? How old is she? Is she legal?"

After asking important questions twice, Qin Ren pinched her nose amusedly:

"Can you stop being so obsessed with appearance? When I first liked your sister, I didn't notice how beautiful she is."

"Oh, idiot brother-in-law, you call her a girlfriend instead of a lover or something. It means that her inner aspect has been approved by you, so the rest will naturally have to focus on her appearance."

The sister-in-law continued to poke her brother-in-law's waist with her elbow with great interest:

"Hurry up! Show me the photo again! How beautiful is it? Is it better than my sister?"

Xiao Chengzi can just ask her sister, twins are very convenient, so you don't have to ask yourself.

"I won't show you the photos, lest you become more curious as you look at them. I can only tell you that You Rong is a very gentle, virtuous, sensible, and... magnanimous... good girl. As for her identity, It's actually not normal."

"Which one is unusual?"

"It's as extraordinary as your blood status."

"Wow…"

Little stars flashed in my sister-in-law's eyes:

"Is she not human?"

"What are you saying, she is just like you, her appearance is no different from that of a human, she is just a snake clan..."

Snake tribe?

"The snake has become a spirit? The white lady? Brother-in-law, are you Xu Xian?!"

Little Chengzi waved her little hand in disbelief:

"This unscientific!"

"Before you say that, think about what you are..."

Qin Ren shook his head. This is also my sister-in-law. Any other girl would have spent a lot of time just asking for proof, so she wouldn't accept it as excitedly and curiously as she did.

Of course, this has a lot to do with her own experience of becoming a vampire.

……

I won't say much else, and I can't explain clearly at the moment. Anyway, Qin Ren revealed the existence of one of his girlfriends to his sister-in-law, and Cheng Siyu, as a strange sister-in-law who longed for her brother-in-law to cheat, is not without her own selfishness of.

"Selfishness? What kind of selfishness?"

Qin Ren has always wanted to know this question.

"I won't tell you~"

Xiao Chengzi didn't tell her brother-in-law, but her brother-in-law just smiled lightly.

……

Selfishness or something, maybe, now he can guess a little bit...

It might not be accurate, Qin Ren just knew that Xiao Chengzi, who was naughty and mischievous on the surface, was really kind at heart, even kinder and softer than her sister.

So much so that from the moment she fell in love with a certain man, the guilt she felt towards her sister never disappeared from the bottom of her heart.

Including the past, including the present, and perhaps the future.

And Xiao Chengzi's so-called selfishness may be because she feels that every time her brother-in-law cheats on a girl, that girl can share her guilt for her sister...

It is true that Qin Ren is not the worm in Cheng Siyu's stomach, but he doesn't think his guess will be far from the truth, otherwise the days with her are not for nothing?
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"I'm back...huh? It smells so good!"

As soon as he got home in the evening, Qin Ren couldn't wait to rush into the kitchen, only to find that besides Yu Yourong, there was actually a rare visitor in the kitchen.

"Miss Su?"

"Hey, Qin Ren, are you back?"

The wife next door, Su Yu, was actually standing in front of the stove with Yu Yourong at this time, one wrapped the meat strips in batter with chopsticks, and the other put the battered meat strips into the pan to fry, the alluring aroma came from out of the pot.

"Brother, Sister Su is here to teach me how to fry crispy pork."

Yu Yourong took a piece of the freshly fried, blew it, and handed it to Qin Ren's mouth:

"Taste~"

Qin Ren took a bite, and bit the crispy skin open. First, the oily gravy overflowed the tip of his tongue, and then the rich taste brought by the fat and lean meat. Burnt.

"Absolutely!"

Qin Ren gave a thumbs up:
"It's better than mine, even better than Yourong's."

"I didn't do the deep frying. It's all done by You Rong's skillful hands. The main reason is that the seasoning and paste may be different from your usual ones."

Su Yu flicked her ears and hair lightly, smiling like a flower:
"And it hasn't been re-fried yet. You can taste it later."

"Brother, Sister Su also taught me to stir-fry pepper and salt. It is more delicious than cumin when dipped in crispy meat."

"Okay, okay, you two are amazing."

An adult wife and a young wife, the two were learning from each other in the kitchen like sisters. This scene made Qin Ren feel quite novel and warm, as if he saw a mother teaching her daughter how to be a housewife.

Thinking back a long time ago, Qin Ren would definitely envy Yu Yourong in this kind of scene. After all, he and Lu Qing have never eaten the meal cooked by their mother, let alone mother and son working together in the kitchen...

Tsk!Forget it, since you have already decided to forget it, stop being sentimental.

Qin Ren threw away some negative energy in the blink of an eye, and then involuntarily looked at Su Yu's apron.

"Oh, this is..."

Sensing Qin Ren's gaze, Su Yu's glamorous face blushed with embarrassment:

"...Your Rong lent me this, it seems a bit small... After all, I am getting old, maybe I have gained weight quietly, I can't compare to You Rong's figure, it looks a bit weird?"

"No no no, no blame!"

Qin Ren looked at the apron that tightly wrapped the curve of the wife's figure, and comforted him:

"Sister Su, you're not fat. I bought this apron too small. It's pretty good. That... you guys keep busy. I'll go change clothes and wash up. Sister Su will have dinner at home later, right?"

"Ah, no need, let Bobo stay here. I have some things to go out later. Bobo will go to school next year. I will do some formalities in advance."

"That's right, I understand."

The eldest child was the oldest, so Qin Ren didn't force him to stay. He went to wash his hands and face first, and then prepared to change his clothes. As soon as he entered the bedroom, he saw two bulging bags wriggling under the quilt on the bed.

Qin Ren slapped one of them lightly, and there were giggles and giggles in it.

"..."

It's no wonder that a certain little thing didn't come over to cling to people like "Qin Ren Qin Ren" today...

Qin Ren decided to leave them alone, and began to change clothes on his own. Halfway through the change, the quilt was suddenly lifted off by two pairs of little hands, but it was not fully lifted. First, a small head with twin ponytails drilled out.

"Puff~"

Then another little head with a bob hair came out:

"Puff~"

The two heads are side by side, each laughing more cheerfully than the other, and also more foolish than the other:

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"Brother Qin Ren~"

"Hum..."

Qin Ren sneered expressionlessly:
"What are you two doing?"

"We... we..."

Tang Bobo bit his finger and recalled it, as if he forgot what he was doing, so he and Luo Yao whispered a confession, and announced happily after rustling:

"We are in Wosha."

"Correct."

Luo Yao was triumphant, and also babbled and announced:

"This seat is the cat's eye snail~"

"I am... I am also a cat's eye snail~"

"..."

Qin Ren stared at the two "cat's-eye snails" speechlessly, and tapped on each of the two silly little heads:
"Don't lie down, come out, it's time to eat."

Tang Bobo was unmoved:
"Brother Qin Ren, are you here to catch the sea?"

Luo Yao was also unmoved, and hugged Tang Bobo vigilantly:
"Qin Ren, if you sprinkle salt on us, we will get out."

"..."

Qin Ren rubbed his forehead, and really wanted to give these two guys something else, such as a slap for spanking.

"Play after dinner, if you don't come out, I'm going to spank my ass."

"Stupid Qin Ren, if you don't sprinkle salt, you won't be able to beat us."

The witty Luo Yao began to press Tang Bobo's head into the quilt, and lay down with her in the sand to hide again, and then gave Qin Ren the second method in a muffled voice from under the quilt:

"If you can't beat it, you can join, Qin Ren, you also come to lie down with us, and we will go out together."

What a shame, Qin Ren was ashamed to think about it, but before he had time to refuse, it seemed that differences among the cat's eye conch began to appear.

"Yaoyao, if he comes with you, what is he?"

"Cat's eye snail."

"But cat's eye snails are all small, like ours, Brother Qin Ren is quite a big one."

"Then he's a hermit crab."

"But he has no shell."

"Nonsense, a shell is a bastard, is Qin Ren a bastard... Hey!"

The bigger cat's-eye conch was hit once, and the smaller one immediately wrapped up the quilt vigilantly:

"Shall we let Brother Qin Ren use a basin as a shell?"

"Stupid, we're opals, don't we have shells too?"

"Then... then can he be an octopus?"

"No, it's too ugly, be the Holy Son."

"Yaoyao, that word doesn't seem to read 'Sheng', and I don't know how to pronounce it."

"Tsk, what a hassle..."

The cat's eye conch meeting fell into a temporary silence. After a while, the smaller one made a new suggestion again in a muffled voice:
"No, he already has that, so it's interesting for us to pretend to be something we don't have."

"I see…"

Hearing this, Qin Ren couldn't bear it any longer. He felt that Tang Bobo would be taught some strange knowledge by a certain Pixiu and then beaten by Su Yu when he went home. This was for Tang Bobo's "personal safety" and also for his own reputation. In the end, Qin Ren finally pulled out the two cat's-eye snails with strong means.

"Wash your hands, then sit obediently on the sofa and watch TV for a while, waiting for dinner."

Such a rough seaman, the little cat's eye snail pouted:
"Brother Qin Ren, you hurt me..."

(End of this chapter)