No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 278 Good!This is good!
"Grumpy~"

"Ok?"

In the evening, Qin Ren was sitting next to the computer teaching Big Snake how to play FPS with his hands. The string of bubbles in the fish tank on the coffee table made Qin Ren slap his head suddenly:
"It's bad, Yourong, hasn't been fed honey juice for a long time?"

You Rong was watching "Fengshen Yanyi" with his arms in his arms, and replied without turning his head:
"Yes."

"..."

The little snake is actually indifferent, like a stepmother, but Qin Ren doesn't doubt the love of the kind little snake.

Raising slimes is actually the same as raising potted plants.

To be precise, it is the same as raising potted plants like green dill.

Put it there without moving it, even when the leaves start to wilt, you don’t have to worry about it, until the leaves start to turn yellow, you can water her again, and after a while, the greenery will still regain its vitality.

Slime is actually like that.

The simpler the living things are, the stronger their vitality is.

As one of the best big families in the demon world, the slime's ability to survive is equivalent to that of cockroaches in the human world.

Of course, cockroaches are not as cute as slimes, at least not as cute as crystal slimes like honey.

In the same way, the cockroach girl is not as good as the slime girl...

Huh?
Cockroach girl...

If there is, maybe it should be quite...

Depend on!distracted.

Qin Ren shook his head, wiped his face, and first looked for Pixiu's leftover snacks, but he couldn't find them at all.

A certain Pixiu looks like a human-shaped apocalypse, and she will not stop eating all the snacks that are opened at home.

"round and round."

"Meow~"

"Where is your dried fish, where are you hiding it?"

"Meow?"

Tuantuan was shocked and shook his head frantically.

I don't, I'm not, I don't know.

"hold head high…"

However, at this moment, a yawning little bitch took a bag of dried fish out of her puppy nest and threw it at Qin Ren's feet.

"..."

Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts?
Qin Ren held the bag of dried fish and shook it in front of Tuantuan.

"Meow…"

The little fox watched desperately as his private house was seized. His snow-white claws opened slightly, trying to stretch out but then stopped. In the end, he was determined but not strong enough, so he retracted his little head unwillingly. In the ditch of puff.

Damn, it was said that the most dangerous place is the safest...

"Honey juice, eat, honey...huh?"

"Cuckoo?"

When Qin Ren took the dried fish and was about to feed it, Qin Ren found that there was only half of the "jelly" in the bathtub left. Two small eyes floating on the surface blinked at him, and the sound of "cuckoo" But it came from another direction.

Qin Ren turned his head to look at the sound, but the other half of "Jelly" was wriggling near the sweeping robot, poking around behind the charging pile.

"jiji..."

Qin Ren took a closer look, and there was a puddle of sticky, transparent, glue-like cleaning fluid under the slime. It was obvious that she was absorbing the cleaning fluid, eating as happily as Luo Yao drank coke.

Qin Ren suddenly realized that it was not only relying on tenacious vitality, but now this thing likes to eat cleaning fluid.

"You Rong, how long have you been eating honey juice?"

It seems that Little Snake must have known about it a long time ago, that's why he was so calm.

"It's been a while. I wanted to put the robot away at first, but Tuantuan didn't let it go for some reason, and she didn't play anymore. Anyway, she had to let it be charged, and the cleaning fluid kept flowing. It's a lot of trouble, but it turns out that Honey Juice really likes to eat that thing."

"Biodegradation? That's a good thing."

Originally raising slimes was very simple, but now it’s all right, you don’t need to feed anything at all, the sweeping robot is equivalent to an "automatic slime feeder".

However, Qin Ren didn't know how much cleaning liquid was in this strange sweeper and how long it could be fed with honey.

As the saying goes, women are made of water. Is this sweeping robot also made of cleaning fluid?

By analogy, does she count as a... female robot?

……

Qin Ren's thoughts expanded whimsically to the Omnic Crisis, until a tender foot kicked his ass comfortably.

"Qin Ren, come and take a look."

"Huh? What's the matter baby?"

Qin Ren turned around briskly, not noticing the rolling eyes of the little snake on the sofa.

Humph…

more than 1000 year old baby…

"Meow."

Tuantuan on the chest also showed an expression of "I understand you", lovingly stroking the goose bumps on the little snake's arms with his small claws.

"Qin Ren, there is something wrong with this game."

"It's normal to have problems. COD19 just came out. This is a beta version. There must be bugs."

Although Qin Ren felt sorry for spending 500 oceans on this latest game, but Qin Ren just had fun playing the multiplayer mode, and Qin Ren didn't care about bugs, since it was only a beta version anyway.

……

Qin Ren played multiplayer fps, mainly playing with a few old buddies, sticking a few grenades to each other for fun.

Of the 500 yuan spent this time, at least 400 yuan was spent by Qin Ren for the single-player plot.

In this era when there are fewer and fewer linear plot games, it is not easy for an old guy like Qin Ren to experience some exciting plots in 3A masterpieces like in his youth, so this time when the new Call of Duty game comes out, Qin Ren will I pre-ordered decisively, just in time to enjoy the new computer I bought for Linger when it arrives.

……

"No, Qin Ren, not Baga."

"Yes, it's not Baga, it's Baga. Idiot, how many times have I taught you? Come on, read to me, Boaba."

"Oh, you hate it! You are not allowed to teach!"

I don’t know who stipulated it, it seems that when all women complain about being coquettish, they will shake their bodies, and Yu Linger will also shake, and the two balls of heart will jump wildly, as if they will pop out from the skirt at any time:

"Look, there are hints in this place, obviously you can jump on it, but my hand hurts and I still can't."

"Oh no…"

Qin Ren's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the keyboard is broken again?
Qin Ren just found out that his earphones were no longer working yesterday, and he bought the latest Sony mx5 on Taobao. His confidence and courage certainly came from the 50,000 yuan he earned in the jungle.

But this keyboard has only been used for a year at most, and Qin Ren bought a "1 new fast silver axis mechanical keyboard for girls' own use" from a senior sister in the computer department on Xianyu. No matter how much confidence Ren has, he is really not reconciled.

"What broken keyboard... you try again?" Qin Ren bit his finger.

"Well, look here, I want to jump on it..."

Yu Linger stared at the screen, the character moved to a step, and the subtitle below appeared [press SPACE to jump].

"Yes! It's now!"

Yu Ling'er suddenly gave a serious drink, and then the five jade fingers on the keyboard moved instantly!There was even an afterimage for a moment!He pressed the five keys S, P, A, C, and E on the keyboard in sequence with lightning speed, and the character on the screen twitched quickly and stopped in place.

"Qin Ren, look, look!"

The aggrieved Yu Ling'er grabbed her boyfriend's sleeve and didn't let go:
"I pressed it so fast. I used to practice swords at this speed, but he still can't jump up!"

"..."

Qin Ren was at a loss for words for a while, and really didn't know what to say, so he simply threw an Oxford dictionary to her, and then went to take a bath. He beckoned and called the little snake to the balcony, and began to discuss tonight's "business".

"Brother, what's the matter?"

Yu Yourong blinked obediently, making Qin Ren suddenly realize that this kind of thing shouldn't be taken seriously, it would appear cautious, it's better to be sneaky when the time comes, and then it will happen naturally, and it will happen when it happens.

But the gifted girl has a high level of comprehension, Qin Ren should know what it means by just typing a few words.

"Yourong, show me your belly."

"Belly... ah..."

Sure enough, with just one sentence, the girl blushed instantly as if she understood something, then said softly "um", lifted the hem of the clothes little by little, and slowly held the hem between her lips, revealing her flat and white belly A delicate pattern of pink [Double Snake Encircled Vine].

"Well, recovered."

Qin Ren nodded, Xiao Snake's erotic period CD is over today...

This also means that it's time to arrange magic blood for Su Lili.

"..."

"..."

It was obviously not the first time for the two of them to stand on the balcony, but they were a little cautious for a while. After all, the atmosphere was very different from that day, not to mention that Qin Ren still had an additional task psychologically, and was ordered to be the grass python hero this time. Yes, so it is no better than the shy little snake. After taking a deep breath, he smiled and said:

"It's getting late, why don't you go take a shower first."

Although it was late, it was not the usual time to take a bath at all. Everything was said clearly. The little snake nodded shyly and happily, and was about to turn around and leave, but stopped on tiptoe and began to take a shower from the drying rack on the balcony. Clothes are collected.

"What are you doing collecting clothes now?"

"Yes... by the way, change and wash."

In winter in Rongcheng, clothes can’t be dried on the backlit living balcony, so recently all the clothes at home were put on the big balcony to dry. The little snake rummaged through a pile of thick autumn and winter clothes, and finally turned a The slender little coat hanger was taken down.

"what?"

Qin Ren looked at the strange thing on the small hanger, he was a little confused, so:
"Face mask?"

When did the family buy such a small mask? Even Luo Yao can't use it.

And if you take a closer look, isn't the mask broken?There is clearly a slit in the middle...

"elder brother…"

The little snake hid the hanger behind her back, and her soft voice was a little shy:
"This... this is not a mask..."

Not a mask...

"???"

Upon closer inspection, Qin Ren's eyes opened wider and wider, and finally emitted a wolf-like green light, and gave a righteous thumbs up:
"Good! This is good!"

(End of this chapter)