No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 283 Devil and Angel

My sister-in-law is going to meet her "hostess".

This kind of thing rarely happens in novels, but in Qin Ren's reality, it seems a little reasonable. After all, the sister-in-law became a vampire because she was bitten by the little bitch at home. From the point of view, they can be regarded as sisters.

Now that my sister-in-law has grown a tail, there is nothing wrong with wanting to meet Su Lili, who is the "guide".

But still the same sentence, Qin Ren is not an ordinary brother-in-law, he is a brother-in-law who has been teased by his sister-in-law since he was a child.

So after the sister-in-law seemed to be honest and well-behaved and asked for a meeting, Qin Ren was keenly aware that "the drunken aunt is not drinking", and carefully asked:

"Then where are you going to... meet Lily?"

"Your home~"

Xiao Chengzi replied sweetly, with a look of "I am very obedient", but was directly exposed by her brother-in-law ruthlessly:
"Cheng Siyu, don't be clever, I won't let you see my girlfriend and the others for the time being."

"She...they?"

Cheng Siyu covered her mouth to pretend to be frightened, but her eyes were shining with the light of a little fox.

Even the tail that had just been retracted suddenly popped out and flicked a heart shape in the air, revealing her true inner emotions:

"Wow, isn't brother-in-law cheating on more than one girl? Or do you mean matryoshka-style cheating?"

"Matryoshka dolls?"

"Yeah, you first cheated on my sister and found that girl named Yu Yourong, and then you cheated on Yu Yourong and found another girl. This is called matryoshka cheating, brother-in-law, do you have any?" Wow?"

"Nonsense..."

Qin Ren touched the fine sweat on the forehead of the two, and wondered what was going on with this girl. Could it be that the function of the blood clan tail was to read minds?
But of course he didn't have a guilty conscience because of cheating. How could it be called cheating?
The reason why Qin Ren felt so guilty was because the so-called "derailed Yu Yourong" was completely groundless. After all, Qin Ren's first girlfriend in name was indeed not Little Snake, but her. Master is coming...

"When I say them, I mean Su Lili and Yu Yourong, the two of them."

Qin Ren straightened his face and rounded up his words:

"Why did I ask you to meet Lily... Don't you just want to take the opportunity to visit my house, with a beautiful face?"

Fangrong is the fragrant Yu Yourong. The sister-in-law who was exposed sticks out her tongue, but she doesn't hide it anymore, and hugs her brother-in-law's arm and giggles:
"Good brother-in-law, you don't want to ask you to show me the photos again. We will be a family from now on, why are you so mysterious."

"Who is with your family..."

"Sister Yourong~"

"You called it smoothly..."

"No way."

Cheng Siyu pouted:
"Anyway, you are my brother-in-law, so it is doomed that no matter how many women you cheat on, they can only be my sister... That's right! Brother-in-law, are you going to let sister Yourong or my own sister be the older and the younger? "

"Women in the Qin family don't matter how big or small they are!"

Qin Ren repeated this sentence several times at home, and repeated it in front of his sister-in-law. It can be regarded as... um... a vaccination.

"cut…"

Xiaochengzi has a half-smile:
"It's fair, brother-in-law, shouldn't I praise you?"

"Cheng Siyu, no matter how funny you are, I won't feed you tomorrow."

"Hmph, if you don't feed, you won't feed."

Well, my brother-in-law cheated, and now that I have my sister and other women in my heart, I am so courageous that I even dare to threaten my sister-in-law.

Cheng Siyu glared at him, her tail stretched out from her back again, and she twitched twice in mid-air like a small leather whip. Pointy little canine teeth:

"Stupid human, if you don't feed me, I'll suck all the blood on your body!"

"Stupid vampire, won't it be impossible to feed you after it's sucked dry?"

"It doesn't matter, when the time comes, Su Lili and I will die together."

Cheng Siyu is very thoughtful:

"When the time comes, you won't be able to feed me, but you won't be able to feed Lily either. Let's see if your heart aches, come here..."

"That's hard to say, even if Lily really doesn't have the magic blood, she can still drink...uh..."

"Huh? What to drink?"

"nothing…"

Qin Ren will not tell his sister-in-law the story of Yun Chang porridge for the time being, but at this point, Qin Ren can't help thinking about a question:
Now that my sister-in-law has even grown a tail, does Yunchang porridge...have the effect of "one drop of porridge, ten drops of blood" on her and Su Lili...

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Sister-in-law's lunch was over, and Qin Ren's had just begun.

Qin Ren didn't go downstairs to buy bread for lunch, because today not only did the Minister send a small portion of steamed eggs with simmered dumplings, but Mrs. Tong Lu, the mother of the oranges, also made lunch for Qin Ren again.

"It's... Poached Egg Rice Bowl again..." Qin Ren looked at the steaming rice in the lunch box and two eggs, one large and one small, on the rice with a smirk.

"What? Do you dislike it?" Cheng Siyu threatened her brother-in-law in a whisper, "Be careful, I will go back and make a small report, so that my mother will never cook for you again."

"Actually... there is really no need to specialize."

Qin Ren didn't mean to be disgusted, but thought seriously:
"I remember that Aunt Tong also cooks at home on weekdays, so why do she cook for me specially? I'll just grab some hot ones."

"No way, no way."

Cheng Siyu shook his head:
"I didn't make it for you every day. I only made it when I was interested... And you don't know, my mother usually cooks at home very well. Basically, it's just all kinds of things, so I pay extra attention when cooking for you. , You need to use a measuring cup to cook rice and add water, and you need a mold to fry poached eggs.”

"Mold? Real or fake?"

Qin Ren was astonished. It felt like he had put in extra effort, but the future mother-in-law seemed a little unskilled in using molds. Qin Renzai stared at the two poached eggs carefully for a long time before he could vaguely see that there were indeed two different shapes. shape of hearts.

"Tsk tsk, worry, worry..."

Half of Qin Ren's heart felt flattered, while the other half felt inexplicably uneasy. This intriguing poached egg bowl always felt like his mother-in-law was constantly giving him hints, obviously related to Big and Small Oranges, but he didn't know her Whether the attitude is bright or dark, positive or negative...

All in all, Qin Ren finally asked Xiao Chengzi to send a message to Mrs. Tong, saying that he would not bother her in the future, and that the little wife at home, classmate Yu Yourong, was also planning to make lunch for him and bring it to the company.

"Is her cooking delicious?"

"It's second only to me, and even has a faint tendency to surpass me."

"Wow…"

Brother-in-law's cheating partner is so virtuous, and Xiao Chengzi's curiosity about her has deepened.

"Actually, bring food. She has been mentioning it several times since before the Mid-Autumn Festival, but I still don't want to make her work too hard. But now it's cold and winter is coming. It's better not to eat at noon." For my son, I feel a little weak psychologically and physically, and I feel that the brain will not be able to supply enough oxygen, which will affect my work or something..."

Qin Ren ate a poached egg and talked eloquently. Just as he finished speaking, a familiar voice came from behind:

"Heh, you're an expert fisherman, and you still say things that affect your work?"

"Sister Yun."

Qin Ren turned around and smiled, Xiao Chengzi smacked his lips, quietly let go of his little hand on his brother-in-law's lap, stepped on his little high heel, and slid back to his desk in a chair, pretending to look at the picture.

"Are you eating eggs again?"

Seeing the rice bowl on Qin Ren's table, Yun Wanhe frowned slightly. It was obvious that he just ate the steamed eggs with steamed eggs made by himself:

"Do you like eggs very much?"

"Uh... yes! Eggs are good, great tonic!"

"Big tonic? Eggs can..."

Yun Wanhe was halfway through speaking, and suddenly thought of a common saying that what you eat makes you rich, and she stopped her mouth in embarrassment, changed her words and continued to ask curiously:
"You did it?"

"No, a close elder made it for me."

"Oh…"

In fact, this kind of statement unintentionally made Yun Wanhe feel a little warm.

She grew up with her grandma, who was not in good health when she was young. When Xiao Hemiao came back from school every day in high school, sometimes she might not be able to eat the lunch made by her grandma, but there was an afro-haired aunt next door, who belonged to her grandma. Good friends, they will often help make lunch for Yun Wanhe.

And Qin Ren's "close elders" reminded Yun Wanhe of that afro-haired aunt. The beautiful and warm memories made her speak softly for a moment:
"Then you are an elder with a young mentality."

"why?"

"what why…"

Yun Wanhe pointed to the two poached eggs:
"Won't this give back the heart shape specially made for you?"

"..."

Qin Ren exclaimed that it was amazing. He looked at it for a long time before he could see the love, but the Minister hit the nail on the head. I have to say that it must be a woman who can see through a woman at a glance...

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"I am back."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

In the evening, Qin Ren worked a little overtime and arrived home at about 9 o'clock. As soon as he opened the door, the little girl at home rushed into his arms skillfully, with a burst of sweet fragrance, and her little head rubbed against his chest. Rubbing:
"Qin Ren, I want to eat Sanxian Yimian."

"?"

"And... there's Smelly Ganzi, Bawangsi, and Little Black Bear."

"That's called a raccoon."

What Pixiu was talking about was Qin Ren's childhood snacks, and Qin Ren knew that this guy must have watched some kind of small video that reminded him of his childhood, but for some reason, many childhood snacks no longer taste like they used to.

For example, Latiao, the current mainstream such as Weilong Latiao, tastes almost like the various Latiao when I was a child.

It should be that the additives are not as much as when I was a child, so the taste is not strong enough.

Many of the spicy noodles when I was a child came from black workshops, so there have been rumors such as "sanitary napkins made spicy noodles" and "old ladies eating chicken feet". So much so that after an elementary school student in the class ate a pack of spicy strips, the surrounding area of ​​a few deskmates could be filled with a strong smell of spicy strips.

If you share a little more, the whole classroom will be full of spicy noodles in summer.

And this kind of spicy strips is the classic taste of Qin Ren's childhood!

Of course, it may also be purely psychological reasons. Now that the conditions are better and the food is much more delicious, Qin Ren feels that the so-called childhood snacks are not as delicious as they were in real childhood.

"If you are really interested, I can take you to buy something on weekends to try something new."

"Okay~"

Luo Yao hugged Qin Ren and kissed:
"Qin Ren, I want to eat spicy crabs."

"no!"

With a cold break, the little snake on the sofa put down the phone and warned Luo Yao seriously:
"Yaoyao, I told you that it's a spicy little spider, you can't eat it."

"I'm going to eat."

Lord Shangxian in Qin Ren's embrace is fearless, and he can openly disobey Yu Yourong:

"I still want to eat spicy fish."

"..."

The little snake's face turned dark immediately, and he couldn't help but laugh at Qin Ren, remembering the time when Yu Yourong slapped the refrigerator for the first time when he saw a crab.

"Go, feed Tuantuan two small dried fishes, you are not allowed to steal them."

Qin Ren patted Pixiu's little butt to send her away, then leaned over to the sofa and teased his girlfriend with a smile:
"You Rong, you're not still afraid of crabs, are you?"

"It has eight legs!"

The little snake gestured angrily with eight slender and white fingers:

"Eight! Creatures with many legs are devils!"

"Hahaha…"

Qin Ren found it very interesting to hear the word "devil" from a cultivator:

"Then according to you, what is a centipede?"

"It's also a devil."

The little snake looked serious.

"Where's the caterpillar?"

"devil."

"Where's the scorpion?"

"devil."

"Um…"

Qin Ren thought for a while:
"Then do you know who the angel is?"

"Who?"

"Snakes without legs, of course."

Qin Ren took the little snake's shoulders and kissed her soft lips like Lan:

"For example, you are my angel."

"What... it's so nasty..."

Under the warm light, the little snake's face was pink, the scales on her belly were slightly hot, and her arms were gradually hugging her brother Qing's back. Just as she was about to be gentle, suddenly there was a sound from the computer desk behind her. The voice of a stealing cat:
"It's bad, Qin Ren. It seems that I forgot to take a courier. Is there still time?"

"In time."

Qin Ren nodded and stood up:

"The station closes at 10 o'clock. It should be that the newly bought headphones have arrived. I'll go get them."

(End of this chapter)