No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 284 Use Taobao again, I am Qin Beast
Jingle Bell--

"Hello? Brother Chi?"

……

After leaving the gate of the community, Qin Ren walked in the cold wind, wearing the scarf that Little Snake gave him, and frowning, he received a call from the wrong person at the wrong time.

Of course, saying that Zhou Chi is the "wrong person" does not mean that Qin Ren dislikes this good brother, but just refers to his status as a [colleague].

Just imagine, in the middle of the night, you have just returned home after working overtime, and then at this time a colleague from the company called you, the mood at that moment must be subconsciously unrequited, not only a thump in your heart, at least several times Ten beats.

Qin Rensheng was afraid that Zhou Chi's next sentence on the phone would be:
[Brother Ren, did you draw the picture of xx? 】

Generally speaking, Qin Ren would be ready to scan the QR code and ride back to the company if he asked this kind of question.

Fortunately, when Zhou Chi was in college, he was the kind of sand sculpture roommate that every dormitory had.

So the first thing he said on the phone call at night was:
"Hello? Brother Ren, do you play cosplayer?"

"?"

After tasting it, Qin Ren hesitated and said:
"The airborne one?"

"Empty...what? Harmful! No, I'm asking you to play cosplay?"

"Don't play, why?"

"It's nothing, oh..."

Zhou Chi sighed with emotion:

"I just suddenly remembered that the current cosplay seems to be included in the scope of Two-dimensional, it is really timeless."

"Uh?"

Qin Ren was startled:
"Isn't cosplay Two-dimensional?"

"no!"

There was a sound of slapping the table on the other end of the phone:
"Brother Ren, I also suddenly remembered. Once upon a time, when the two-dimensional enclosure was peaceful and peaceful, wasn't cosplay something called 2.5 dimensions?"

"2.5 Dimensions..."

The lost memory seemed to suddenly attack Qin Ren.

"Yeah! Because of the 2.5-dimensional attribute, cosplay was once scorned by the big guys in the circle, and it was regarded as a roast chicken under the name of Two-dimensional. Alas, it seems to be a prophecy now."

"Damn, when you put it that way, it seems to be true..."

Qin Ren stood at the door of the courier station and paced back and forth, looking at the white breath he exhaled in the night sky. At this time when the net was suppressing the clouds, he couldn't help but feel that time flies:

"...I feel a lot of things, and they were all good before."

"Isn't it, but the Internet, technology, these are excluded."

"Right, right... huh? No!"

Qin Ren shivered in the cold wind, suddenly furious:
"Zhou Chi, why did you call at night just to talk about this?"

"Yes."

The short year of social experience has obviously not faded the true nature of sand sculptures of this product, and he confirmed it naturally:
"The main reason is that our good brother Lao Li has published a new book called "My Mechanical Combat Maid with Big Breasts". I was just lurking in his book friend group to read pictures, and I happened to see a book called "Big Bird" Jiang’s coser leaked pictures, so I sent you a call because I felt it.”

"So you are in sage mode right now..."

"Brother Ren, it doesn't sound good when you say that...Hello? Brother Ren? Qin Ren? Shit..."

……

Qin Ren didn't even bother to say "Climb for the master" to the sand sculpture. He hung up the phone and entered the post station. When he saw that there were no other people picking up the courier and the boss was not there, he yelled loudly:
"4389!"

A second later, an aunt's voice came from the depths of the shop:

"How many--?!"

"4389!"

Qin Ren repeated it.

"it is good!"

At this time, the aunt and proprietress showed up, quickly entered the tail number on the phone, and then took a big cube box from the shelf and handed it to Qin Ren.

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"I am back."

"Headphones are back!"

Seeing Qin Ren returning home with the courier in his arms, the big snake in front of the computer looked happy, swaying and taking small steps over, stretching out his jade hand to pick up the courier, but Qin Ren moved the box and put his thick skin on it. up:

"This is payable, please Ms. Yu Linger personally... Oh no, sign for it with your own mouth."

"...dead..."

Yu Ling'er cast a shy glance at him, but followed her boyfriend's play, stood on tiptoe and kissed him, then picked up the courier and ran away.

"Slow down, who will grab you?"

"Ouch…"

"..."

The box was a bit big and cube-shaped. When the big snake picked it up and ran away, it accidentally choked up and rubbed it when it hurt. Qin Ren feasted his eyes, and the little snake snorted disdainfully.

"Qin Ren, is this still the brand?" Yu Ling'er asked while unpacking the package.

"Yes, but it's for me. I bought you another one, and it will arrive with your new computer."

"Oh, that's fine."

Yu Ling'er herself is not interested in Qin Ren's new xm5, but it seems that girls in other worlds enjoy the feeling of unpacking express delivery and buying new things just like girls on the earth. She actually doesn't like the shape of the xm series earphones. , I feel too tough and too cold.

So Qin Ren bought this earphone mainly for his own use. Anyway, for Big Snake, it’s enough for him to play games. Therefore, he also prepared Razer’s cat ear pink earphones for her early on. They are not hard or cold, but very soft. also very beautiful.

Of course, it would be a lie to say that there is no selfishness...

After all, the family is not up to date, and it is always the same, so we can only let Snake play the role of cat...

Cat ear snake...hehe...

Qin Ren smirked complacently, and the big snake beside him, who was addicted to dismantling, tore at his clothes:

"Qin Ren, what about the old earphones?"

"Leave it there, in fact, you can just throw it away."

Qin Ren's broken xm4, the bad part is the noise reduction, which happens to be the most important and most expensive part of the whole headset, plus it's the headset, so there's no second-hand resale value, so it's better to throw it away and put it at home. place.

"Oh, the gadgets these days are broken at every turn."

Qin Ren recalled Zhou Chi's emotion on the phone at that time, some things were indeed better before than now.

A Little Swan washing machine can be used for 20 years.

A refrigerator can last for ten years.

Enamel pots with red flowers and green leaves...

A thermos bottle filled with scale...

Sheet Duvet Cover Printed With Big Peonies…

In the past, things were all about durability. Later, for sustainable development, all walks of life can even reduce the cost of materials and make things less durable. As long as they are beautiful, they can be made to attract people to buy. It can also improve the product update rate.

It is necessary in terms of economic development, but for a very ordinary consumer like Qin Ren, the previous production concept must be more affordable.

It's just that Qin Ren didn't expect that the new earphones he bought this time were not only not affordable, but also really frustrating.

……

"how do you feel?"

"no feelings."

In the middle of the night, after eating, Lily sat in the arms of the first hug, and put on the newly bought xm5 earphones to experience according to his request.

"Drinking the devil's blood makes you confused, right? How can you not feel it?"

Qin Ren straightened the earphones on her head and asked her to feel it carefully again. There was no music playing, mainly to feel the comfort of wearing it:

"For example, is it light or heavy? Does it clamp the head? Does it press the ear?"

"Neither."

Su Lili still said she didn't feel it, and Qin Ren immediately understood:

"Yes, mainly because you are small, so you don't feel it when you wear it."

"What do you mean?"

Su Lili frowned slightly, and held out the two balls of small jade bowls full of ingredients.

"No no no."

Qin Ren shook his head while admiring the vampire princess's big white with dynamic eyesight:

"I mean, your overall body is small, and your head is also a little smaller than that of an adult, so you can't feel any pressure if you squeeze your head to the minimum... How about this, Lily, why don't you transform yourself?"

"..."

"Can it be done? Do you want to drink two mouthfuls of devil's blood again?"

"No, it's just..."

Su Lili gnawed on her finger:
"...At present, it may not last long, a few minutes at most..."

"Enough is enough, you get bigger, and then put on the earphones to experience it, just talk about the wearing experience. I want to see if there is something wrong with this generation of earphones, or I have something wrong."

Although it's for a very boring purpose, since it's rare for the first hug to make a request, Su Lili should satisfy him.

bang~
So, after the black mist rose and dissipated, the large Su Lili appeared.

Long hair with a shawl, a seductive fragrance, a seductive face with a bit of glamor...Compared with the small Su Lili, her bright red lips have a touch of the plumpness of a mature woman.

"Huh? Strange."

Qin Ren rubbed his throat and questioned seriously:

"Why did the bikini size change? Are you the Hulk?"

"I control it, do you have an opinion..."

With a blush on her cheeks, Su Lili warned Qin Ren dissatisfiedly, but she became a big girl, but her voice always carried a natural frivolity and charm, just like the whisper of the succubus sister in the animation, Coupled with a pair of watery eyes, her personality is a little different from that of the small Su Lili.

"Okay, so why don't you put on your headphones and try again this time?"

"Um…"

The large Su Lili tried it, and this time I got a feeling:
"It's a little pinched."

"Depend on…"

Sure enough, Qin Ren only put on the new earphones he bought twice. The first time he checked the function, and the second time he checked the fit before going to bed. As soon as he put it on, he found that his ears were pinched.

Obviously, the wearing of this series was done very well before, so Qin Ren didn't believe it at first, but now that Su Lili tried it, even her small soft ears felt a little pinched, which shows how he feels That's right.

"No, return it tomorrow."

Compared with sound quality and other things, people like Qin Ren who have no requirements for music care most about wearing comfort.

Fortunately, he didn't touch anything, including the protective stickers on the earphones, and the box and everything in the box. After putting the earphones back into the bedroom, Qin Ren rubbed his hands together:
"Lily."

"Ok?"

"You look like this...cough... how many minutes are left?"

The blood-sucking princess, who had a premonition in her heart, immediately rolled her eyes when she heard this remark, and gently brushed the hair beside her ears with her tail:
"3 minutes...probably..."

"Okay, hurry up then."

"What are you catching... bastard, you... where are you catching... ah~..."

……

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The newly bought headphones cost more than 3000, which is not affordable, and the return is also very sad.

The things were bought on Taobao. Since Qin Ren wanted to pay interest-free money at the time, he didn't buy them at the official store, but at an agent store called [Sony Jiacheng Century Store].

This is also a big agency, and Qin Ren bought his old earphones from this store.

From Qin Ren's point of view, it is also a big store on Tmall, and there is no reason to support it for seven days. Returning the product should be very simple, just like buying something on JD.com.

However, in fact, the merchant immediately rejected it on the grounds that the package would not be returned. After that, Qin Ren's various contacts and communications made his blood pressure soar.

"You said that the product can only be returned if there is a problem?"

"Then if I don't open it and use it, how can I know there is something wrong with him? Ah?"

"Then I opened it and you said that it will not be returned after unpacking? What kind of logic is this?"

"You might as well let me prove that I am me! Your logic is more rogue than this!"

"Give me the Taobao customer service!"

On this day, Qin Ren's angry roar could be heard in the company's five design departments. All the senior sisters said that Xiao Qin had never been so staunch against Party A.

However, Taobao's customer service also made Qin Ren feel numb.

"Don't you understand? I said that there is a problem with my product and I want to return it!"

"He said it can't be returned after it's unpacked!"

"Then why don't I unpack it, how do I know there's something wrong with him?!"

"Can I see through?!"

"Am I a four-dimensional creature?!"

"The four-dimensional creature is... Damn! Haven't you seen "Three-Body Problem"?!"

……

I don't know if it's because the store is bullying customers, anyway, no matter what Qin Ren said afterwards, the customer service directly became a repeater, and he repeatedly emphasized the sentence "Sorry, you can't return it after unpacking" with a smile.

In the end, Qin Ren couldn't take it anymore, and was ready to endure this trap, but he must expose this black-hearted businessman in the comments.

Who knows, the third wave of high blood pressure is coming again.

The merchant didn't know how to change the status of the order to [Transaction Closed], which meant that Qin Ren couldn't write a comment for the evaluation!

"I will use Taobao in the future, I am Qin Beast!"

On the same day, Xiaoqin’s cold and stern oath of designing the five parts resounded throughout the five parts, causing everyone in the whole department to give a thumbs up and express their willingness to supervise. This woman, in the bottom of her heart, silently felt that... um...

The vicious Qin Ren who got angry... seems a little more handsome than usual~
(End of this chapter)