No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 285 The Mother in the Bathroom
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

When Qin Ren came home on Friday night, he missed his little cutie every day.

"Go away, go away!"

But as soon as she hung it up today, Qin Ren ruthlessly took her off, ignoring Yu Yourong who was beside him to help him take off his clothes and tie, and went straight to the toilet without taking off his shoes.

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It happened for a reason. Today, a colleague from Department [-] was celebrating his birthday. The company bought him a big sea salt mint cake. Because Department [-] had a lot of contact with that colleague, everyone enthusiastically went to get a piece.

Unexpectedly, the taste of this sea salt cake is not very good. The so-called sea salt is put in as if it is free of money. It is salty and unpalatable. It is hard to doubt that the pastry chef put the sea salt in as sugar. , the ministers and sisters-in-law who really can't eat it, as well as senior sisters, are really embarrassed to throw it in the trash can.

After all, according to a vice president of the finance department, this thing is quite expensive, and if the trash can of the fifth department is found to be full of cakes, it will be bad after all.

So Cheng Siyu and Yun Wanhe wanted Qin Ren to help him eat up his share.

Not to mention, Qin Ren was quite happy.

This cake is a bit salty, but it has a strong mint flavor that Qin Ren prefers, so Qin Ren is actually different from others, and thinks it is quite delicious.

But it's delicious, but I can't help eating more. The sharp-eyed sister Dong in the department saw Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu's actions, and directly discussed with the senior sisters for a while, and finally piled up their share of cakes on Qin Ren's table. forward.

Qin Ren was very speechless, but he was a senior after all, and as the saying goes, you don't hit a smiley face when you reach out. The older sisters didn't directly put on the airs of the seniors, they were all kinds of "flattery", and they gleefully blocked Qin Ren's anger opened Qin Ren's mouth, and Qin Ren eventually ate all the cakes.

To be fair, he really loves this sea salt mint cake, and even wrote down the name of the store.

But after eating, the mouth is really dry, and the tongue is really dry.

So the whole afternoon, Qin Ren drank plain water in big gulps, so that he didn't need the minister to remind him when changing the water from the water dispenser, because Qin Ren kept staring at the bucket, and just after drinking, he rolled up his sleeves and replaced it with the second bucket. After putting it on, he fills up the water glass, and after finishing it, he gulps it down like a very hungry Luoyao.

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The result of drinking too much water is naturally more urine.

When he got off work, Qin Ren, who felt the first wave of urination, was already on the elevator. Since he really didn't want to go upstairs again, Qin Ren followed his sister-in-law to the subway as usual with the idea that he should be able to make it home.

xx minutes by subway...

Cycling for xx minutes...

Walk for xx minutes...

After counting his fingers, Qin Ren felt that he should be able to survive gracefully until he returned home with just this urge to urinate.

In the end, after all the calculations, Qin Ren forgot that his sister-in-law didn't wear small trousers today, but a small skirt.

Although my sister-in-law is not as plump as a certain minister, her tight and perfect arc, compared with the big moon of the minister and Yu Linger, is completely worthy of the title of little moon. The most important thing is that the slender legs that are usually hidden in the small trousers are also in the subway All the way close to Qin Ren.

In this way, compared with the drowsy passengers around them looking down at their phones, Qin Ren was the only one who kept his spirits up at that time.

However, the smooth feel of the nylon thread rubbing against the body is just an appetizer. Today, my sister-in-law still maintains her usual playful style. With the gradual increase in the number of subway seats, she actually began to dislike the discomfort of sitting on subway chairs, and sat in her brother-in-law's arms without any explanation. in.

"Your discomfort is your own problem, can you be comfortable sitting here?"

“It’s more comfortable than a subway chair~”

Indeed, subway chairs are cold and hard after all.

Brother-in-law is different, not cold at all.

Although she was finally driven off, Qin Ren's bladder could not go back due to the inhuman and sinful oppression, and the water would be released as soon as he got off the subway.

After riding a bicycle, the pressure of the bicycle seat made Qin Ren feel anxious to urinate again on the road, so he stopped to find a KFC and bought a bottle of Coke to drink.

It wasn't Qin Ren's intentional death, but the thirst brought about by the sea salt cake was still there, coupled with the cold wind blowing into his mouth and nose while riding a bicycle, Qin Ren couldn't take it anymore, so he had to drink poison to quench his thirst.

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Of course, the consequence of this is that after Qin Ren rode all the way to the gate of the community, he couldn't hold back his new urge to urinate again. He jumped back and forth on the elevator, took deep breaths, and finally managed to rush home, and went to the bathroom without saying a word rush.

"Ok?"

However, the toilet door was retracted, and there was still light inside.

"Who is it? Open the door!"

Qin Ren knocked twice, feeling extremely strange.

Little Snake and Luo Yao are both outside, Su Lili is sleeping in the nest, Big Snake is being killed in a game, and my sister will come back later, so who else is in my toilet?

hiss…

Could it be…

In the blink of an eye, the bgm of Interstellar seemed to play in Qin Ren's mind. The girls in the family flashed one by one, and finally stopped on a mosaic face, only the outline of white ears and silver hair could be seen.

"round and round?"

So Qin Ren knocked twice more:
"I'm Qin Ren, your master, open the door?"

"Meow?"

However, a suspicious cry from behind overturned Qin Ren's guess.

But at the same time, a childish voice came from the bathroom:
"Brother Qin Ren! Uncle Qin Ren!~"

"Bobo?"

Good guy, it was Tang Bobo next door in his bathroom, which Qin Ren didn't expect for a while.

What Qin Ren didn't expect was that there was another soft voice coming from inside:

"Qin...Qin Ren, I'm sorry, it's...we..."

"Miss Su?"

The wife next door was also there, and Qin Ren was dumbfounded. It would make sense to say that Tang Bobo came to play at home just to pee or something, but why are both mother and daughter there?
"They're taking a bath."

Without waiting for Qin Ren to ask, Luo Yao Pidianer ran over to be the commentator behind him:

"The water heater in their house is broken and they can't take a shower, so they come to our house."

"This... so..."

Qin Ren looked at the bathroom door, blinked, then pulled Pixiu to the living room and whispered:

"No, can't it? Can't we wash after repairing the water heater tomorrow? And why do we have to take a shower now?"

"Originally, only Tang Bobo wanted to wash, but she insisted on Su Yu's help."

The corners of Lord Shangxian's lips curled up, and he sneered like a crooked Dragon King:

"Hmph, what a waste."

"Aren't you trash?"

Qin Ren knocked on her small forehead:

"Aren't you allowing them to wash for you now?"

But then again, why does Tang Bobo insist on taking a bath now?

"Because she's lying on the sand."

"?"

Qin Ren frowned:
"Just the game you played pretending to be a cat's eye snail that day?"

"Ah."

Luo Yao nodded:

"But the real sand she lay on today is in the sand pit in the park. The pit is very shallow, but Tang Bobo wanted to lie down deeper, so he covered his whole body with sand, except for his nose and mouth."

"How do you know so clearly..."

Qin Ren's eyelids drooped:

"You're there, right...why don't you stop her?"

"This seat is empty."

Luo Yao has reason and evidence:

"My seat is busy sprinkling salt on her body... Oh, it hurts, it hurts!"

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Qin Ren had nothing to say. Under such circumstances, Su Yu's mother and daughter came to borrow the bathroom to take a shower. It was impossible for him to take a shower. However, he himself had an even more helpless matter. He could only bend over and call for the little snake. Son:
"You Rong! Get me a basin! I...I can't hold it anymore..."

"what?"

Little Snake panicked and turned around in place:
"Brother, there is no basin, only a basin for washing vegetables."

"Then...then find a...bowl? No, oops..."

Qin Ren looked around the room. This year is not the past. It is impossible to have such things as a urinal at home, and he just couldn't find a suitable container.

In desperation, he even took a look at the ball of cat bowls, causing him to cover his face with one paw, while the other little paw pushed the cat bowl towards him.

"Meow~"

"..."

Tsk, this burning fox...it's quite big...

"Right! Bottle!"

In the end, Qin Ren directly appealed to the whole family to mobilize, took off Yu Linger's earphones, and even woke up Su Lili from her nest:
"Did you throw away those beverage bottles that Yao drank? I also remember that there was a bottle in Qing'er's room, as well as outside the balcony and the refrigerator. Look for it..."

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It's true that when the bottle is used up, there is less hatred. Little Snake is usually too virtuous, and she basically throws away the drink bottles at home immediately. However, there are so many people and strength. When Pixiu was in a daze with the dog bowl for eating, several girls brought the bottles over one after another.

"Qin Ren, is this okay?"

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, I have it~"

"hold head high…"

Qin Ren looked at the four bottles in front of him, and was momentarily at a loss for words.

What Luo Yao brought was a pulse.

What Su Lili brought was a tea pi.

Only Yu Linger brought a Coke bottle...

"..."

Damn it, why do I feel so guilty for no reason...

"It doesn't work, let's look for it again, the bottle mouth is best...cough...a little...bigger."

Qin Ren sent the three girls to look for the bottle again, among them, Yu Ling'er didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that her boyfriend's eyes towards him were suddenly much gentler.

"elder brother."

And at this moment, the fourth girl came back.

Seeing that she was also holding a Coke bottle, Yu Linger shook her head before Qin Ren could speak:
"Rong'er, Qin Ren said Coke is not good, let's go, let's look for it again."

"Hey, wait a minute!"

However, Qin Ren's eyes lit up, as if he had seen an oasis in the desert, he grabbed the Coke bottle you had given him and ran to the bedroom, confused Yu Ling'er, and lightly poked his apprentice's waist:

"Rong'er, why did he..."

"Master, you don't know."

Classmate Yu Yourong's face was reddish, seven points shy, three points proud:

"I was also looking for a Coke bottle, but I cut off the top half with a knife, and then... that's enough for him..."

After Yu Yourong finished speaking, he ran to the kitchen to work. Master bit his nails and thought about it for a long time, and finally his face flushed, and he hummed sourly in the direction of the villain, and then sat back at the computer desk Before continuing to play the game.

(End of this chapter)