No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 289

On Saturday afternoon, after being robbed of the TV by his sister, Qin Ren unconsciously took a nap on the sofa with Luo Yao in his arms.

This sleep was sound and sweet, and because he was on the sofa, when Qin Ren woke up, he didn't hold Pixiu's feet and gnaw on them.

Pixiu also didn't wrap around Qin Ren's neck, nestled peacefully in Qin Ren's arms, her soft and long eyelashes were quietly drawn, and her small nose fluttered with her even breathing, delicate and beautiful, beautiful and beautiful. Cute, even a bit like Cheng Siyun in junior high school in Qin Ren's memory.

"call--"

The sleepy-eyed Qin Ren let out a foul breath, smacked his lips, and then frowned, feeling something round in his mouth.

Jindan?Master became a fairy?
when did it happen...

Could it be that Little Snake had dual practiced with him while he was sleeping?
It shouldn't be, it's in broad daylight, not to mention Yu Ling'er behind her, her sister is still there, the little snake is clearly in cd, how can she be so crazy...

……

When people generally just wake up, their heads are always drowsy and cranky.

Soon, after rubbing and stretching his eyelids, Qin Ren realized that there was no golden pill. He just fell asleep with a pistachio in his mouth accidentally. Know how to die.

Fortunately, my sister is also sitting on the sofa, Yu Linger is also playing games behind her, and Yu Yourong on the balcony is watering the flowers. Qin Ren looked around at the girls around the house, and suddenly found that an ordinary girl From the perspective of an honest human male, he actually lives with a sense of security.

"Qing'er."

"Um…"

Lu Qing focused on her face and was staring at the TV. She was like this before Qin Ren woke up, and she was still like this after she woke up.

"Did I cross over, or did you drive at 3x speed?"

Qin Ren pointed to "Game of Thrones" on TV:
"Is this the third season?"

"Yes."

My sister turned her head blankly:

"Qin Ren, you've been sleeping for three months, and it's Chinese New Year now."

"?!What?"

As a former exorcist who is used to seeing strange things, Qin Ren believed his sister's mustache almost without hesitation, jumped up from the sofa in shock, Luo Yao in his arms also fell, fell on the sofa and bounced twice Next, frowning uncomfortably, he continued to eat his fingers and dream.

"What happened? I slept for three months?!"

The elder sister nodded with a suppressed smile, Qin Ren continued to be confused, until Yu Ling'er behind him burst out laughing and cursed "pig's head" inwardly, Qin Ren instantly realized that he was being tricked, his eyelids drooped, and the big snake He took off the broken sound-leakage earphones on her head, and prepared to put her on the newly bought earphones that can reduce noise normally.

"Oh, it's all your fault, I'm dead again!" Big Snake pointed at the screen dissatisfied.

"On Earth, a girlfriend who laughs at her boyfriend is punished."

Qin Ren whispered and grabbed a handful on the big snake's full moon:
"If you commit another crime in the future, you will be fined twice."

"Hey!...you..."

The blushing Yu Ling'er glanced at Lu Qing who was concentrating on watching TV, then turned around, glaring at Qin Ren with puffy cheeks.

But that's all. Since all girlfriends on earth are like this, Yu Ling'er can only do as the Romans do. She covered her butt and gave Qin Ren a perfunctory look:
"Next time...change the place next time, don't punish me like this..."

"Huh? It means you want to commit another crime next time?"

Qin Ren leaned close to her ear mysteriously:

"Baby, there's something I've wanted to say for a long time..."

"What... what?"

Yu Ling'er switched between the pistol and the sniper rifle restlessly, feeling that what Qin Ren said must not be good, otherwise he wouldn't have whispered behind his sister's back.

"Do you have... that tendency?"

"tendency?"

"I just like...cough...being punished...being bullied or something?"

"The surname is Qin! Do you think you are a pervert, so I will follow you pervert?"

"Okay, husbands and wives can do whatever they want..."

"Pooh!"

The villain had too many fallacies, and the suzerain spat at him very righteously, but Qin Ren could see the clue from his micro expression:
"Baby, what are you guilty of?"

"Where am I guilty?"

"You raise your eyebrows every time you feel guilty, your eyes are still looking around, and your heartbeat is still chaotic...Huh? I seem to hear that there is something wrong with your heartbeat, baby, let me check it..."

"Hey~... Deng Tuzi! Go away..."

……

In fact, Qin Ren was just pretending to tease the big snake. The whole movement was very quiet, and he was fumbling. After all, his sister was on the sofa, and he just found out about his relationship with the two snakes last night, so Qin Ren is temporarily I still dare not commit such presumptuous crimes in front of my sister.

"Qing'er."

He returned to the sofa, put Pixiu on the armrest, and sat next to his sister again:
"So what do you think? You were still watching the first season before I went to bed, and you woke up to the third season?"

"I jumped and watched."

Lu Qing was still staring at the TV, shaking the phone in his hand:
"I probably understand the plot, I just want to see some...details."

"What details?"

"You don't care."

Gu Qing will stop talking, she must not be able to tell her younger brother how much she cares about the plot of James and Queen Sether, let alone how disappointed she is when she finds that the plot between the two does not have as many details as she imagined .

The elder sister who was kneeling on the sofa put her legs together under the rounded curve of her waist, her heels were pressed down, and only her soft soles were exposed. Qin Ren scratched through her pink cotton socks, It's really like the kind of cotton candy that I took a bite with my sister when I was a child:
"Qing'er, has the dragon come out yet?"

"Fuck!"

Lu Qing felt a little itchy from being scratched, the soles of his feet were warm, and his face was also warm.

"You scratch it again! Scratch it a few more times and it will come out!"

"Oh, as the saying goes, scratch it, it's less than ten years..."

"?"

Gu Qing knew very well whether this was a common saying or his younger brother's nonsense, so he shrank his feet, avoided Qin Ren's fingers, hid the soles of his feet under his buttocks, and then scolded him with some embarrassment:
"Would you like to watch it with me, or go aside if you don't."

"Where?"

"Go play with your girlfriend's feet..."

"What, I'm not a foot control."

Qin Ren felt that the girls around him seemed to be more and more fond of treating him as a pervert recently, even his own sister was like this, which was really chilling.

From another angle, my sister said the word "girlfriend" a little louder on purpose, the little snake on the balcony and the big snake in front of the computer moved their ears almost at the same time, and a trace of embarrassment flashed in their eyes at the same time .

After all, what Lu Qing meant by these words was actually equivalent to accepting the new status of master and apprentice as her brother's girlfriend from the side.

It is of course not clear whether to approve or not, and to what extent, but at least there is no obvious rejection at present. The two snakes are other people's girlfriends for the first time, so they will naturally care about Gu Qing. of view.

Another point is that the snakes felt that Qin Ren, a big pig's hoof, performed quite well last night, at least he explained everything to Gu Qing openly and clearly at the first time.

……

Jingle Bell--

At this moment, a series of phone ringtones made Qin Ren frowned reflexively.

Calls on weekends, the caller understands everything.

However, I took it out and saw that fortunately, it was not from the company.

"Hey…"

"Hey, brother-in-law, guess who I am~"

"Why don't you listen to what you're saying? Are you stupid?"

Xiao Chengzi's voice is always like glutinous rice candy, sweet and clingy but not greasy, and now the relationship with her seems to be getting closer by accident, Qin Ren talks to her more and more There is a kind of gentleness when facing Big Chengzi, but he may not be aware of this.

"Brother-in-law, then guess why I called you?"

"Well... I'm full."

Qin Ren gave the answer decisively. In the past, his sister-in-law usually called for this reason.

"Wrong! Hmph, you think I rarely call you, it's my sister's task, okay..."

"Task?"

"That's right, she asked me to chat with you if I have nothing to do, um...prevent...you from cheating~"

"..."

For the last three words, my sister-in-law deliberately said each word in a low voice, so there is no need to say more about the meaning of ridicule.

But having said that, when Chengzi called last time, she said that she wanted her sister to spend more time with her... It turned out that not only did she tell herself, but she also specifically said hello to Cheng Siyu, which showed that she was thinking about this very seriously. thing.

Alas, it's a pity that Qin Ren not only cheated, but also hid it from her with his sister-in-law...

Thinking of Cheng Zi's possible attitude after learning about these shitty things in the future, Qin Ren's happy mood on the weekend was gradually overwhelmed by waves of guilt...

"So you're just looking for something to talk about when you call? Then you just tell Cheng Zi that it's fine if you complete the task, and I will cooperate with you in compiling a confession."

"What do you mean when you have nothing to say? I talk a lot, and my parents have a lot to do..."

Qin Ren's eyes lit up when he heard this.

What about the father-in-law?
That's really worth talking about, especially Cheng Dingguo, father-in-law. When Qin Ren went to visit in the Mid-Autumn Festival, he felt that his attitude towards him was still not much better. It was still necessary to understand some daily life of his father-in-law.

"Let's talk, what's the matter with them?"

"It's trivial, everything. For example, yesterday when Dad heard a wailing sound coming from his mother's room, he was so worried that he wanted to go in and have a look, but his mother refused to let him in, so he could only stand outside and stare blankly. In the end, Only then did I realize that when my mother was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone, the mobile phone fell off and hit her nose..."

To be honest, everyone has encountered such a thing as a cell phone smashing into the face, but it is difficult for Qin Ren to connect this scene with the image of Mrs. Tong.

Ok…

Could it be that Mrs. Tong, apart from having the personalities of the two daughters, also has some kind of hidden personality that is naive?

But compared to this, Qin Ren is more curious about the lifestyle of his father-in-law and his mother-in-law. Last time, he heard that the couple had been sleeping in separate rooms and respecting each other as guests. Hearing about this again today, he couldn't help laughing Twice:

"Does Uncle Cheng need such a strict permission order to enter Aunt Tong's bedroom?"

"Of course, otherwise the room allocation is not in vain?"

"This situation... is also like this since you were young?"

"Yes."

Little Orange thinks it's normal:

"I think father should be regarded as a loyal dog type to mother."

"Loyal dog…"

But no matter how loyal the dog is, the husband and wife will separate rooms and keep their distance to this extent...

Gee.

It's weird, Qin Ren doesn't know how to comment, he only saw that the Game of Thrones plot on TV also happened to feature a group of loyal dogs called "Unsullied", who are being subdued by Long Ma, ready to follow, protect and serve for the rest of their lives dragon mother.

Of course, this kind of loyal dog can only appear on TV. After all, the "filthy people" are a group of men who have been cut off from their "wisdom roots" and cannot be called men...

"Brother-in-law, it's your turn."

"Huh? What's my turn?"

"Oh, I've been talking about family affairs for a long time, now it's your turn to talk."

"Oh, okay, what do you want to hear?"

"Cheating~"

"..."

(End of this chapter)