No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 290 I'm Hungry, Feed Me
"Why do you like to shoot snipers?"

"Of course I like it. This thing is called the soul-searching talisman in the Wan Yao Continent. It can kill people thousands of miles away, farther than my sword. It is the secret of the Crane Gate. Everyone in the Wan Yao Continent yearns for it. They are all well-known powers on the road!"

On Saturday night, Qin Ren sat on a small bench and instructed Yu Ling'er to shoot. While chatting, he accidentally learned that she still had such feelings for sniper rifles.

"But baby, you always miss..."

"Is that my problem!"

It's true that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted. When Yu Ling'er was anxious, her voice lost a little bit of the poise of a master, and became a little bit like a villain:

"Every time I turn on the camera, it moves around!"

"It's not nonsense, it's bastard who doesn't move."

"Then tell it not to move, and I'll definitely hit it!"

"My name is?"

"You...you are my boyfriend, can't you...?"

A boyfriend should help his girlfriend when she can't win in games, and Yu Linger thinks that Qin Ren is such a boyfriend.

"Well, next time, you might as well not open the camera."

Qin Ren thought about it, and thought of a simple method he used to play games in the computer room when he was in elementary school. He tore off a small piece of scotch tape, put a small dot on it with a black gel pen, and stuck it in the center of the screen.

"Here, this crosshair is much better. Try using it to shoot blind shots."

"..."

Qin Ren used this method when he was in elementary school, and it is actually suitable for elementary school students. Qin Ren remembered that he saw "regular army" at the gate of a certain elementary school when he was in college. There are quite a few "sight stickers" in China, such as crosses, circles, pentagrams, triangles...

Anyway, it was essentially something like Qin Ren with a black dot on scotch tape, but they saw a business opportunity and sold it exclusively.

But later, after playing fps seriously, you will find that this method is actually very stupid, and the effect is quite limited or even counterproductive.

And as a good boyfriend who knows his girlfriend well enough, Qin Ren knows that Yu Linger's level of gun shooting has no room for further decline, and any small assistance may be an improvement for her, so he let her try this folk remedies.

However, for this method, Yu Linger first felt incredible.

"Qin Ren, this is unscientific!"

The snake spirit holding a piece of adhesive tape commented sharply.

"What's unscientific?"

"My screen doesn't move, but the people in the game move. How can this thing stick on the screen as a sight?"

"Yeah! Yes!"

Qin Ren nodded sympathetically:
"That's what I thought at the beginning when I was a child, but you'll know when you move."

So, Yu Linger, who was dubious, moved the mouse. When she found that the center of the alignment of her game characters was always at the same position of the scotch tape, she was shocked, and then carefully took off the tape, her eyes widened. Blinking at her boyfriend:
"Qin Ren, is it some kind of demon descendant?"

"How can there be so many demons..."

"Then why can it enter my game?"

"No, it's just pasted on the screen...how should I put it..."

This question is actually very simple, but it seems difficult to explain it clearly in words, so Qin Renpo spent a lot of time explaining it to Yu Linger, and then continued to teach her how to shoot a gun with his ob. , play with the little snake for a while, move down Tuantuan and Lily...

Just like this, amidst the lively crowd, it was getting dark before he knew it. When Qin Ren looked up at the sky, he couldn't help but feel that this kind of freewheeling comfort is called real life.

"By the way, sister, let me tell you something."

"Say."

My sister has already watched the fifth season of "Game of Thrones". On the one hand, she really focused on watching it, but on the other hand, she also skipped a lot of plots, so from the perspective of others, it is difficult to judge Whether she likes to watch it or not.

"That's what I was thinking. You see, it's getting colder and colder. If you don't sleep carefully at night, you'll catch a cold easily..."

Qin Ren rubbed his hands and leaned over, and softly hugged Gu Qing into his arms:

"Especially Ling'er and the others. I told you about her cold last week. Alas, this girl's body is afraid of catching cold...Qing'er, you are also a girl, so you must feel the same, right?"

"All right, all right, beating around the bush..."

Gu Qing couldn't see Qin Ren's thoughts, and raised his hand to pat off his big pig's trotter that was touching his feet again:

"When I'm not around in the future, let Master Yu and Yu Yourong sleep in my room..."

"Qing'er, it must be you, the reincarnation of the female Bodhisattva is about you."

Qin Ren was about to kiss him with a happy face, but Gu Qing held down the thick skin he leaned over, and said in a creaking voice:
"But...but that's me, every week, when I rotate with them, you have to do the cleaning, change the sheets, change the bedding, pillows and so on, and..."

"Slow and slow..."

How should I say this request?

Objectively, there is nothing wrong with it, but Qin Ren looked around, squinted his eyes and looked at the small ears of the big and small snakes, and after a little thought, looked into his sister's eyes and whispered:

"Qing'er, what... of course you have to change everything that should be changed, but if you say it bluntly, others will misunderstand that you despise him..."

"Eh?"

Hearing his brother's words, Gu Qing subconsciously covered his mouth, then blushed and waved his hands vigorously:
"No, no! I'm... oh... I'm afraid they'll dislike me..."

"Huh? How come?"

"Why not? She is a fairy cultivating immortals, and I am an ordinary girl..."

Don't look at those who are usually "fish" or "snake", but Gu Qing never forgets that both master and apprentice are cultivators. In her impression, the pores of cultivators are fragrant, and they might live in her After leaving the room, I will quietly dislike myself.

"Where does this say?"

Qin Ren shook his head and smiled:

"They are fragrant, but you are smelly?"

"Who knows, maybe I have some so-called 'mortal smell' in their noses..."

"Really? I don't believe it."

Qin Ren lifted a strand of Gu Qing's hair:
"Well, I'll help them smell it... hiss!"

Qin Ren's thick skin was held down for the second time.

"Is it over?"

Lu Qing glared at him angrily, and then gave him a blushing wink after staring, which meant that your two girlfriends are still there, and some things will be discussed at night.

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Actually, it's late at night now.

Qin Ren carried Pixiu, who had been sleeping on the sofa since the afternoon, back to the bedroom, and she was not allowed to take a bath today. Anyway, a clean little animal like Pixiu took a bath for fun, and the usual water bill was basically spent. On her water-playing nature.

After carrying her back to the bedroom, the other girls still had to take a shower, and Qin Ren started to download games on the computer.

Although Yu Ling'er was just a little bit emotional at that time, Qin Ren still carefully wrote down his girlfriend's wishes, and gave her the entire Call of Duty series, Battlefield, Crysis and Far Cry, and other classic fps games. Come down and practice marksmanship.

Hmm...Since humans can use various verification maps that make people's blood pressure high to train AI, does this kind of stand-alone game also use AI to train humans in turn?

It feels like it has suddenly risen to the level of philosophy, but it is a very cheap kind of philosophy.

After all, the games that Qin Ren downloaded were [Chinese hard disk version without installation].

The so-called "installation-free Chinese hard disk version" is probably an old word that only old players will laugh at, but it is actually a free pirated version.

……

Back then, in the era when most PC configurations were not high, stand-alone masterpieces such as Call of Duty 4 and Crysis 2 were the unpopular among the unpopular. According to word of mouth among primary school students, the rest of the Internet cafes are full of all kinds of online games, including QQ fantasy, qq speed, qq dazzle dance, cf, etc., Tencent family barrels, what else is Tianlongbabu, Fantasy Westward Journey, Zhengtu, and later dnf and all kinds of games League of Legends.

During this period, there was a group of players who thought they were more "hardcore" and had a better computer at home, so they came into contact with the top 3a masterpieces at that time through the [Chinese hard disk version without installation] of some websites.

Qin Ren was one of them.

Even though the two sisters were poor since they were young, they made a big mistake when they bought their first computer.

At that time, it was very difficult to buy a genuine game on Steam. Not only did Alipay and WeChat not support it, but everyone’s financial conditions were not good. Middle-aged people with good conditions did not play games, and the new generation of gamers were still studying.

So [Chinese hard disk version without installation] became the main way for Qin Ren to get in touch with these relatively high-quality games at that time.

……

Ding——~
"Oh? Are you done downloading?"

Qin Ren glanced at Xunlei. The capacity of the old games is pitifully small from the current point of view. 8 g is considered a masterpiece. With the current Internet speed of Qin Ren's family, it is estimated that this pile of games will be exhausted when he wakes up tomorrow morning. It's ready.

"Okay, hang up."

Qin Ren hung up Thunder, stretched his waist, guessed that the girls were about to finish their bath, and it was time for him to wash up. Before going to sleep, he suddenly remembered that Luo Yao wanted to get to know Su Lili during the day.

Forget it, Yao is already asleep, let them make an appointment tomorrow...

Thinking this way, Qin Ren casually went to the bedroom to take a look, but he didn't expect that a certain Pixiu was sitting cross-legged on the bed in high spirits, as if he had already slept enough and didn't want to sleep anymore.

What surprised him even more was that Su Lili, to be precise, the small Su Lili in human form was also sitting cross-legged on the bed, sitting face to face with Luo Yao.

Pixiu on the left is wearing a white nightdress + white pantyhose, Su Lili on the right is wearing a black bikini with a black tail.

Two loli, one white and one black, compared to the two snakes on the sofa in a six-nine posture, they are more like a Tai Chi picture at this time.

"...Okay, our blood world is probably like this, it's up to you..."

"...Ahem, this seat admits that your Blood Realm is quite interesting, but the Wan Yao Continent is different..."

The two lolis were chattering, talking about their respective hometowns as if they were introducing themselves. Qin Ren tiptoed over, just in time to hear Lord Shangxian shaking his head like a magic stick, and started talking nonsense:

"In the beginning, the Buddha said that there must be light, so Tao gave birth to one, Taiji gave birth to Taiji, Taiji gave birth to the second aunt, and the second aunt gave birth to all things..."

Little Gadget made a lot of nonsense, although he kept saying that it was the creation of the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent, let alone Qin Ren, even Su Lili could hear the degree of stitching inside, and felt bored, just happened to see Qin Ren When Jin arrived, he yawned and stood up.

"Okay, let's talk about this for today, you go to bed first, then it's time for me and Qin Ren."

The vampire princess quietly dropped these words, then raised her tail, tapped her feet lightly, and jumped into Qin Ren's arms in front of Pixiu, her hands tightly wrapped around his neck:
"I'm hungry, feed me."

(End of this chapter)