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Chapter 303 "Mother-in-law" in the dream

I don't know if it was because of watching a movie at night, but Qin Ren had a nightmare after a long absence on Saturday night.

Or maybe a weird dream.

"Weird..."

Upon waking up the next day, Gu Qing began to mock Qin Ren:
"Hehe... Are you sure it's not a perverted dream?"

"No, no, it's not abnormal at all, it's just weird!"

"Perverted to a weird level?"

"Oh my sister..."

Qin Ren dragged his helpless long voice, but in Gu Qing's ears, he vaguely had the feeling that he was acting like a baby with him when he was a child.

Of course, at that time, Qin Ren was neither perverted nor scumbag. He was a small one, and what he thought about every day was what to eat for his next meal. After eating well, he was full, and only when he grew up would he have the strength to let his sister live. Happy days on...

At that time, my younger brother was well-behaved and obedient...

Alas, it's not like now...

After thinking about it, Gu Qing glanced at Qin Ren resentfully, but happened to catch Qin Ren changing his clothes.

That well-proportioned figure, strong muscles, sharp-edged side face, firm arc of the chin...

"..."

Lu Qing withdrew his eyes, pressed his head sideways on the pillow, and wiped away the faint blush flying up on his face.

……

Hmph, the brat is really eating well now, he is full, and has strength. He used to be such a weak little thing, but now he has grown into such a secure appearance.

However, the woman he wanted her to live a happy life in his heart was no longer his sister.

At least…

It's not the first time...

……

"Ugh…"

With a soft sigh, Gu Qing wrapped the quilt around his body, but found that the more he wrapped it, the warmer he became. Gradually, his entire upper body was firmly surrounded by a familiar aura.

"It's so early in the morning, why are you sighing?"

"That's not because of some people..."

"No, I had a nightmare myself, and I didn't mess with you when I woke up...Qing'er, you are being unreasonable."

The unreasonable Gu Qing's skin is also unreasonably slippery, especially in the lazily lying sideways position in the early morning, which made the shoulder straps of her little nightdress keep sliding down as if she couldn't catch it. Qin Ren tried to help her with the corners of her lips. She picked it up, tried it a few times without success, and lost patience. She rubbed her chin on her delicate fragrant shoulder a few times. The more she rubbed, the smoother and more comfortable she felt, and finally she couldn't help but kiss slowly. stand up.

"You... don't make trouble..."

"Is it itchy?"

"nonsense…"

Lu Qing twisted his arm in dissatisfaction, but it had the opposite effect. The shoulder strap completely fell down and was pressed under his arm. A large soft halo glowed on his slender right shoulder under the morning sun, which set off her already clear and beautiful face. It's a little more charming and charming.

"Qing'er..."

"If you have something to say... eh?! eh—~"

……

After a long while, as the sound of breathing became clear again, the stagnant air seemed to flow again, and it became a little hotter.

"Qin Ren, you! You..."

The burning cheeks Gu Qing bit his lips, glared at Qin Ren angrily, and raised his fist to hit his arm, but the moment his eyes met, he softened somehow. The small fist turned into five slender fingers and separated, and in the end it just pressed a little harder against his chest:

"Can you...don't be so sudden...annoying..."

"You didn't bother me the night before yesterday."

"That... that's different!"

Gu Qinghong argued with her ears, the night before yesterday was just exaggerated emotions, after all she was crying, as Qin Ren, isn't it natural to comfort her with practical actions?

But just now...what was this just now...

"Qin Ren, I think you are confused because of a nightmare, so..."

"No."

Qin Ren interrupted her by shaking his head, and looked seriously at the half-ashamed and half-annoyed Gu Qing:
"Just now I just thought you were so beautiful... No, it should be so beautiful, so I couldn't hold back."

"Okay, okay, I get it! You...you shut up!"

Lu Qing grabbed the pillow and covered Qin Ren's face.

The stinky brat is so annoying to death!

With their relationship, "I can't hold back" or something... Is this something that can be said directly to you?

What's more, if you want to talk about tolerance, how long and how many times has Gu Qing endured it?

Oh, it turned out that when he came to him, he said "I can't hold back", can he do whatever he wants so simply and neatly?
So what is the "reservedness" that I have held back all these years?
Didn't this make me seem like the kind of super dishonest, super twitchy girl!

……

In short, in this situation, it is better to change the topic first, calm down the heartbeat, and calm down the joy in the bottom of my heart.

"Where's your nightmare? Since it's not a perverted dream, let's talk about it." "Anyway, it's weird."

Qin Ren licked the corners of his lips, frowned and thought:
"It's very messy. At first, I dreamed that Su Lili and I were still watching a movie together on the sofa, and then suddenly there was a snowflake on the movie screen, and an ancient well appeared."

"..."

My sister was speechless, her eyelids twitched.

"Then, a facehugger jumped out of the well and jumped out of the screen!"

"Face hugger?"

The development of the plot seems to be a bit wrong with her sister's prediction, and Gu Qing has a little idea of ​​what Qin Ren's "weird" probably means.

"Sister, you have also seen the Alien series, you know the face hugger, right? At that time, she opened eight tentacles, and then revealed the... thing used for reproduction in the middle, and came rushing towards me..."

"Oh, don't describe it in such detail, can you?"

"But my dream is so clear that I can't forget it now, and when this face-hugger rushed towards me, there was a special effect on his body."

"Special effects?"

"Yes, there is a circle of little hearts around her."

"..."

Lu Qing's eyelids twitched again.

With a little love all over his body, he rushed towards his brother...

Where is this idiot... idiot?
"At that time, I was in a hurry. I had exorcised the demon anyway, and the reaction was still there, so I slapped the face-hugger back and recorded it on the TV. As a result, the face-hugger disappeared, and there was more on the screen. A... woman."

When my sister heard it, yes, the Lord has appeared.

"And I seem to have seen this woman in real life, but I couldn't remember who it was for a while. Anyway, she wanted to crawl out of the TV, but she got stuck."

When Qin Ren said this, he also subconsciously glanced at his sister's cute heart, and then deliberately did not say that he was stuck by something, which can be regarded as very filial consideration of his sister's mood.

"She was stuck on the screen frame. I was in a dream, so I didn't know what I was thinking, so I went to help her. After helping her for a long time, I finally broke free, but soon...she got stuck again..."

"?"

When he was talking about this, his sister's eyes flickered with suspicion, as if she was about to come to her senses, Qin Ren didn't dare to stop, and hurriedly continued:

"Anyway, I helped out again and got her out of the TV completely. I thought I would fight her one-on-one in the future, but I didn't expect this woman to split suddenly. It was a split in a physical sense, just like the monkey in the TV series Journey to the West. The special effect of the avatar is the same as that of the five hairs, and the left and right sides are exactly the same, but she is one size smaller than her."

"After that, the three of them will fight you one by one. Sanying will fight Lu Bu?"

"No, that's why I said this dream was weird."

Qin Ren waved his hand and cleared his throat:
"Sister, you would never have imagined that just when I was preparing to be Lu Bu, the three women, one big, two young, suddenly disappeared, and all the surrounding scenes disappeared at the same time. When I regained my senses, I He actually entered the TV by himself."

"Have you become the male version of Sadako?"

"No, I entered a very classic cartoon. At the beginning, I didn't know which one it was, until a huge, beautiful and beautiful deer appeared in front of my eyes."

"Nine-color deer?"

My sister's eyes lit up:
"Did you run into "Nine-Colored Deer"?"

"Yes." Qin Ren spread his hands, "Then the dream disappeared with a click, and I woke up."

……

After hearing this, after Gu Qing pondered for a moment, he could only hum and laugh twice.

"I think, your dream is not called weird, it's called weird, the weird kind of weirdness, everyone has had this kind of dream, it's just..."

The elder sister changed the subject, and began to criticize sharply with a blank face:
"...It's just that you think about it every day and dream at night. Qin Ren, weren't you an exorcist before? You have this kind of dream, obviously because your exorcism experience has made your preferences in some aspects weird, so you come here You will dream of face-huggers jumping at you with love, and even turning into a mother! Turning into three people shows your true nature as a scumbag! The last nine-colored deer is actually a wine-colored deer, implying that you are addicted to wine and sex!"

"I object!"

Qin Ren raised his hand:

"Sister, you know me, I'm not good at drinking."

"It's not sex, so it's easy to understand, nine colors and nine colors... Huh, sooner or later you will find nine girlfriends and become a big scumbag!"

My sister was already dressed while she was talking. When she got up, she pinched the scumbag's waist, and then went to wash up, leaving Qin Ren alone in a daze.

However, he was confused not because of his sister's interpretation of the dream, but because he suddenly remembered that the guy who crawled out of the TV in the dream was a woman he had seen in reality.

"Tong... Madam Tong?"

Qin Ren rubbed the back of his head, unable to understand, but he hadn't seen her mother-in-law for a long time, and only occasionally ate the lunch she cooked, and Qin Ren was still shocked that his mother-in-law would appear in his dream.

All I can say is, this dream is really weird...

(End of this chapter)