No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 304 The most daring trick

"Hahaha! Face hugger? Hahaha..."

"Laugh at your sister! Do you want to listen?"

"Listen, Brother Ren, you continue..."

……

Leisure time is always short, and after a while, the social animals started to move bricks again. After a full weekend of rest, Qin Ren came to the company energetically. He just pressed the power button on the computer at his workstation, turned around and immediately shared with Zhou Chi. Reminds me of the weird dream I had yesterday.

……

"Damn, the nine-colored deer are out, Ye Qing will come back."

"It's really outrageous. I haven't had such a strange dream for a long time anyway."

"That's it?"

Zhou Chi put down the paper man game in his hand, with a trace of sarcasm on the corner of his mouth:
"My evaluation is that it is not as good as a dream I had last week, which is really incredible."

"Oh? What do you say?"

"I'm ashamed to say that my dream was related to the story of the nun and the fish, but...cough...in the dream, I was not the one who confessed to the nun, but the fish who was defiled by the confessor..."

"? What kind of mess?"

Qin Ren had never heard the story of the nun and the fish, but instinctively felt that what Zhou Chi was having was not a serious dream, so he lost interest and returned to his work station.

……

"Morning East~"

"Sister Juan is here too~"

"Morning Miss Huang~"

Just as Qin Ren stretched at the workstation, Xiao Chengzi also bounced to the company. As usual, he obediently greeted the senior sisters who had already arrived, and then sat at the workstation and began to rummage through bags.

"what…"

After flipping through it twice, as if looking for something but not finding it, I took out everything in the bag one by one.

First take out a lipstick, then a lipstick, a button, a few bills, a pair of disposable chopsticks, two mints, a pack of heart-printed tissues, two batteries, one size 7 and one size 5, a few Cotton swabs, a small jewelry box, two pairs of unopened spare stockings, a few colorful cards, a pack of hairpins...

"..."

All kinds of things that Qin Ren could think of and unexpected things gradually increased on the table, like setting up a street stall, Qin Ren's eyelids twitched when he saw it.

Girls’ bags are just like this. They don’t look big, but they are actually bottomless like four-dimensional pockets. They contain a variety of things, and there are always one or two things that you don’t expect.

Finally, when a salt shaker in the shape of a minion was placed on the table, Qin Ren finally couldn't help but grabbed his sister-in-law's wrist:
"Cheng Gong, if you want to find something, stop for a while, okay?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Just...can you explain why you have a bottle of salt in your bag."

"Well…"

It seems that it should have been a blurted answer, but my sister-in-law is my sister-in-law after all. As soon as she opened her mouth, her eyes rolled around, her lips were pursed back, and she raised a mischievous smile:
"Qin Gong, guess what?"

How could Qin Ren guess that a woman's bag is as deep as a woman's mind, especially when a bottle of salt appears in the bag, it is like a needle appearing in the sea, Qin Ren touched his chin twice, and could only follow the basis My own knowledge reserve opened my mouth to guess:

"It's not... an exorcist, is it?"

"Pooh!"

The sister-in-law laughed angrily at her brother-in-law, spat at him and kicked him lightly:
"Listen to what you have to say yourself, okay?"

Qin Ren pondered for a while. Salt did have a saying of exorcising demons, but it was a saying of the island country. People there especially believed in ghosts and gods, and it was common sense to carry salt in their bags.

"Qin Gong, it's fine if others think of the customs of the island country..."

Cheng Siyu lowered his voice:

"...You used to do this yourself. Did you use salt when exorcising demons?"

"Of course not. I'm not the same as the Japanese. I'm a firm materialist fighter. Exorcism is also materialistic."

"How does materialism exorcise demons?"

"Just exorcise demons physically. If you encounter monsters and monsters, just grab a big stick and beat them indiscriminately."

The kind of physical exorcism that Qin Ren mentioned was actually when he first entered the profession in the early years. If you can't communicate, just pick up bricks and sticks and wait for a while. Although it is not very good, the effect is quite fast in the short term.

"Also..."

Cheng Siyu stared at Qin Ren, and suddenly stretched out a hand quietly, holding his hand. Soon Qin Ren felt his palm itching, and glanced at it, it turned out that his sister-in-law's tail was secretly slipping from under her clothes. There is a small point protruding from the sleeve, scratching and scratching.

"...I am a 'demon' myself now, how can I drive myself away?"

"..."

Qin Ren didn't answer these words, but observed his sister-in-law's expression. Seeing that she didn't show any negative emotions such as depression when she said this, he felt relieved a lot.

"By the way, brother-in-law, let me ask you."

"You said."

"If... one day the world line changes suddenly, and you go back to the time when you were an exorcist, she is not your sister-in-law anymore, but just an ordinary girl who was accidentally bitten by a little bitch, innocent, poor vampire…"

Cheng Siyu paused for a moment, then pulled a chair under Qin Ren's eyelids, raised a pair of watery and lovely eyes, and blinked

"Brother-in-law, if it was the first time you met someone as an exorcist in this situation, how would you treat him?"

"Hmm...Let me think...huh?"

Qin Ren just started to think about it, but his sister-in-law's tail, which was hidden in the sleeve, secretly stuffed more pieces into his hand.

Feeling the flexible and soft tail being twitched intentionally or unintentionally in his palm, Qin Ren was inevitably a little distracted. After a little bit of excitement, his mouth began to squeak this and that:

"...uh... this... um... if you meet me, you will meet me, just... say hello or something..."

"Just say hello?"

Anyway, there are not many people in the company at the moment, and Yun Wanhe didn't come, so my sister-in-law moved closer to Qin Ren, Shuishui's eyes flashed with a sly light, and the little high heels under her feet were also light Lifting the toe of the shoe lightly, it hooked his trouser leg one by one...

"Brother-in-law, you, an exorcist, have met a rare blood race..."

The sweet whispers tickled Qin Ren's ears, like the whispers of a little devil:
"...Are you going to drive me hard...?"

"cough!"

Damn, why does this sound so strange?
"Can you speak well? Exorcism means exorcism, what do you mean... ruthlessly..."

"It's the kind you just said, the kind of physical exorcism, and you have to hit people with... a big stick..."

"Cough! Cough!"

no!That's weird!

Although it was early in the morning, Qin Ren felt inexplicably that there was a wave of evil fire on his body. Before Cheng Siyu could continue to make trouble, he stood up directly:

"Well, I'm going to the bathroom, drink some water first..."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Chengzi looked at his retreating back, although she was sticking out her tongue and giggling in various ways, but her powdery little face was fainted with red clouds after all.

Especially when thinking about the weird words she said just now, Xiao Chengzi couldn't help but hide her head in her arms.

No no no, the more I think about it, the more embarrassing I become~
However, there is also a sense of accomplishment.

After all, this was probably the most daring tease of him since childhood~
(End of this chapter)