No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 305 The Magician Madam Tong

After the urine escape came back, Qin Ren still didn't know why there was a salt jar in his sister-in-law's bag.

But in fact, my sister-in-law didn't know it herself.

"You don't know it yourself?"

"Oh, it's normal...Sometimes when you're a little absent-minded, you might stuff whatever is on hand into your bag. Qin Gong, don't you have this kind of experience?"

"..."

Qin Ren didn't refute. In his own words, he did occasionally put gadgets into his trouser pockets, and sometimes he didn't find out until the washing machine clicked.

"But it's not enough to cork the bottle with salt?"

"Nonsense, isn't that because your trouser pocket is not big enough? If you carry a bag with you like a girl, you might put something more exaggerated in it."

Cheng Siyu had reason and evidence. After taking out a large pile of things, he began to tilt his head to continue looking for things in the bag, and while searching, he touched his ponytail restlessly.

Oh no, it should be a big ponytail now.

"It feels like your hair is growing."

The sharp-eyed Qin Ren also reached out to join in the fun, but was slapped away by his sister-in-law:
"You can't touch my hair while I'm touching it, or it won't grow."

"Anything like that?"

"Well, mom taught me~"

Madam Tong...

Qin Ren thought of last night's dream, the dream that Mrs. Tong became Zhenzi, and was stuck on the TV, not only feeling guilty for a while, but also warming his ears.

"So you started growing your hair long on purpose?"

"It's already started."

"I think it's almost done. How long do you want to stay?"

"Hee hee, I won't tell you~"

[I want to keep my sister's hair as long as it is] How could she tell her brother-in-law...

"Anyway, when I usually tie the double ponytails, I find that they just hang down to the shoulders, which are too short."

"Break it?"

Qin Ren gestured a little, and felt that it was all right.

He has seen sister-in-law's double ponytails before, they are cute, and they are different from Luo Yao's cuteness. Compared with Luo Yao's soft and super long double ponytails, sister-in-law's double ponytails are slightly curled at the end. Qin Ren has always liked the addition of a girl's unique vigor and vitality, so he told his sister-in-law:

"I don't think it is necessary to deliberately adjust, including the length."

"Oh…"

The sister-in-law let out an ooh casually, then stopped moving her hands, turned her head slightly and leaned towards Qin Ren, her eyes twinkling:

"Brother-in-law... you really like his double ponytails...?"

"Well, it suits you anyway."

Qin Ren generously expressed his affirmation.

Little Chengzi was not surprised by this at all.

It's just that half of what her brother-in-law said was a lie to her.

……

Qin Ren didn't like double ponytails because he was suitable for them. In fact, he has always liked double ponytails since a long time ago.

Otherwise, who did I show my double ponytails from childhood to adulthood...?
……

About this point, Cheng Siyu was even clearer than Qin Ren himself. After all, Qin Ren himself had admitted it himself, but he couldn't remember it.

He doesn't remember, and neither does his sister.

Only Xiao Chengzi, when she was in junior high school, she accidentally heard someone say "I like double ponytails", and then I remembered it, unconsciously, I remembered it for many, many years...

"Ah, found it!"

After tossing around for a long time, Cheng Siyu exclaimed, and finally took out a small fresh-keeping bag that was bigger than a palm from his bag. Qin Ren leaned over and took a look, and found seven or eight winter jujubes.

"On it?"

Qin Ren disdained:

"What a fool, it's so hard to find a few dates..."

"Hmph, it doesn't hurt my back to stand and talk."

Qin Ren was right when he heard it. Looking at the large stall on the table, it was really hard to find these dates buried at the bottom.

……

In a place like the office, the snacks and fruits shared by colleagues are one of the few small happiness that can be harvested in a busy day.

Cheng Siyu took out the winter dates, and Qin Ren immediately reached out to get them.

"Hey, what's the rush?"

Cheng Siyu rolled his eyes at him, put the other things back slowly, and then walked towards the back door with Dongzao.

"Where are you going?"

"Nonsense, wash the dates."

Auntie blinked:

"Together?"

"..."

Today's sister-in-law was too talkative, and Qin Ren didn't bother to talk to her. After she came back from washing the jujubes, two more people from the department came, and divided seven or eight jujubes into one for each person.

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"Xiao Cheng, bring more next time."

"Tsk, Miss Huang, you have a thick skin. Would you buy it yourself if you want to eat?"

"But the one she bought is so sweet. Damn, let me see if Brother Ren still has it, in case Xiaocheng is partial..."

"Zhou Chi, where's yours? Hey, give it to me? Anyway, you lose weight."

"Go, go, there's not much winter jujube candy, just treat it as my breakfast..."

……

There is one thing to say, although there are only seven or eight jujubes in Cheng Siyudai, they are indeed very sweet. They are more licked than those carefully selected and bought in the fruit shop. They are 4 points for red skin and 6 points for green skin, and there is no overripe alcohol. Taste, Qin Ren, who never paid much attention to eating fruits, was amazed after tasting one.

"Hey."

He poked Cheng Siyu's arm with his elbow:
"Where did you buy it?"

"I didn't buy it, it was planted by our mother."

"what?"

Madam Tong planted it herself?
Qin Ren couldn't help being taken aback by Xiao Chengzi's casual words:
"She... no, what kind of place is she on? The rooftop?"

There are many people, especially old houses and old people, who like to plant a lot of outrageous things on the roof. Qin Ren saw a report not long ago that someone planted trees on the balcony. In the end, the roots of the tree broke through the waterproof layer, causing the roof to be damaged. Water leaked every day, and finally the entire structure was destroyed and turned into a dilapidated building.

If Mrs. Tong was really planting jujubes by herself, then this kind of behavior would be dangerous and affect others, so Qin Ren had to stop it.

"What kind of roof? The roof of our community is locked, and private use is not allowed."

"Oh... that's in the community? Planted in the courtyard of the community?"

"Growing a community? It must be picked up by others before it is ripe."

Cheng Siyu shook his head:
"She planted it on the balcony."

Plant jujube trees on the balcony?
Qin Ren couldn't get over these words. He took out his mobile phone and Baidu posted a picture of the jujube tree, and confirmed to Xiao Chengzi:
"The size of this jujube tree, are you sure you can grow it on your balcony? And isn't this like a rooftop, which is likely to cause structural safety problems? You still study architecture."

However, Cheng Siyu looked at Qin Ren strangely:

"What kind of jujube tree? It's not a tree. It's planted in flower pots, and only a few will grow at a time."

"???"

Winter jujube...Can it grow in a pot?

To be honest, this involved Qin Ren's blind spot in knowledge.

At first he didn't believe it, but after thinking about it, can't kumquats be grown in flower pots?Dongzao is about the same size as kumquat, maybe it can be grown?

So Qin Ren asked further:

"Then how big is the flowerpot where Auntie grows the winter jujube?"

"It's so big."

Cheng Siyu gestured:
"It's just an ordinary flower pot, a small cluster with a few dates hanging on it. It's not as exaggerated as the tree you searched for. It's like planting a pot of prickly pears."

"No, no, this is definitely different!"

If it was a large green plant like a sunflower or a bird of paradise, Qin Ren could still accept it, but according to his sister-in-law, Mrs. Tong grew such a delicious bunch of winter dates in a small flowerpot like a succulent. It really opened Qin Ren's eyes.

"Auntie...that's amazing."

"Isn't it? You don't know, mom is the best at flowers and plants. Didn't you see it last time? We have a lot of pots on the balcony, not only jujubes, but also blueberries, loquats, Walnuts, lychees, apples, pears... um... But one apple is too big, so I can only bear two at a time..."

"..."

Xiao Chengzi chanted with her fingers, Qin Ren was dumbfounded. After questioning again, she confirmed that the apples and pears in Cheng Siyu's family were also grown by Mrs. Tong in the small flower pot.

This Nima...

I always feel that Mrs. Tong's planting technique should win an international award in biology...

"It's amazing. Although I don't understand this aspect, I was shocked." Qin Ren gave a thumbs up in admiration.

"Actually, I'm used to it, but when you suddenly said that, I also feel very magical, as if my mother can do magic... Huh?"

While talking, Cheng Siyu suddenly lowered his head to inquire:
"It's over, it's over, it seems that something is missing, it was taken out of the bag just now..."

"Did it fall? What?"

Qin Ren moved his chair away and was about to look for it together, but immediately found two strange things under his keyboard.

"Is it this one?"

Qin Ren held two pieces of soft things in his hands. They looked like two cartoon deer, the size of a bottle cap, and they were packed in a new transparent plastic film.

Fridge magnets?
not like...

"What is this?"

"Give it to me!" Cheng Siyu raised his hand and grabbed it.

"Don't say, don't give." Qin Ren held it high.

Being teased by my sister-in-law at every turn, the brother-in-law will never let go of any chance to get back in the game.

The sister-in-law looked around, and didn't want to make too much noise, so she wrinkled her little nose helplessly at her hateful brother-in-law, and finally she could only blushed and whispered:

"This is... girls use... to prevent bumps..."

"Anti-baldness?"

Qin Ren was startled:
"Don't you have a lot of hair?"

And anti-baldness is generally not minoxidil or something, what kind of black technology are these two soft pieces?Could it be a dog skin plaster sold by charlatans?

"Not bald bald! This is...is..."

The sister-in-law was angry and funny, and the blush on her cheeks became even stronger:

"Oh, it's a breast sticker..."

"oh oh!"

Hearing this, Qin Ren immediately let go of the two small soft pieces and pushed them over. After his sister-in-law took back the bag, he thought about it and felt something was wrong:
"Then what, the thing posted here... and this kind of shape?"

"It's normal. You're a man, of course you don't understand. If you don't believe me, go to Taobao and search for cartoon chest stickers. There are a lot of them."

Xiao Chengzi wiped her face and muttered softly:

"But this kind of deer is really rare, so my mother specially asked me to buy it from Korea..."

"..."

Dare to feel that this belongs to the mother-in-law, Qin Ren suddenly lost his composure, looked at his hands, and inexplicably felt that his fingers were a little hot...

Speaking of which, Mrs. Tong seems to really like deer. Qin Ren thought of the lunch box that his mother-in-law used to cook for him. It was also used by her in the past. It also had a deer pattern on it...

Just as Qin Ren was thinking wildly, a deep voice suddenly remembered in the distance behind him.

This voice is not loud, but almost everyone in the company is very sensitive to this voice.

"Five parts, put it in your hand and have a meeting."

"?"

As soon as the voice came out, everyone in the five parts immediately stood up. After the figure in the distance turned around, the senior sisters began to complain in a low voice.

……

"What's wrong with Mr. Huang..."

"Damn...what's the situation with Lao Huang..."

"No, you should ask how we provoked Huang."

"Eh? By the way, sister Yun hasn't come yet?"

……

Someone mentioned Yun Wanhe, and Qin Ren frowned all of a sudden. When he chatted with Yun Wanhe last night, he knew that the other party was working overtime at home again, so it was normal to come a little late this morning, but now Lao Huang appeared , but another worry appeared in his heart.

Sure enough, Murphy's Law kicked in.

When the Wubu group came to the meeting room, Qin Ren saw the woman sitting at the corner of the meeting table at a glance.

pretty face...

Light makeup…

Plump body…

Neat OL clothes...

Rolled up bun...

It turned out that Yun Wanhe had already arrived at the company at some point. At first glance, she was still the beautiful and charming minister, but Qin Ren could clearly sense the deep depression in her pair of autumnal almond eyes.

(End of this chapter)