No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 320

"Rong'er, I found out that yours is... fatter than mine?"

"Bah! It's obviously swollen! Of course it looks...chubby..."

"Ah? Not at all."

"Why not? I teach you well every time, but you always have the mentality of revenge, so it's no wonder you're not swollen!"

……

At two o'clock in the night, when Qin Ren heard the conversation between the two sleepless snakes outside the bedroom door, he was puzzled at the beginning, and felt dizzy for a while.

He looked down at the light coming out of the crack in the door, remained silent, and savored the taste carefully for a while, before a certain possibility slowly emerged in Qin Ren's heart.

And at this time, a new round of wonderful dialogue among the snakes came out again.

……

"But it seems to be fat, isn't it obvious... Does Ronger hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt at all. How can a cultivator be so fragile, not to mention that I am still a physical trainer... and counting the morning session, it was only a few times in total. If it was a real sword, it would last for five or six hours. Every time I No, it's fine..."

"Five or six hours? Isn't that a little too long?"

"I don't know, I haven't asked other girls, but people on Earth are so unrestrained, it should be normal for five or six hours on Earth."

"I see."

"Besides, Brother Qin, he...he..."

……

When the little snake was hesitating, there was no sound in the room, it seemed that he was whispering.

After finishing speaking, Big Snake's questioning voice sounded:

"If you say it, it means you didn't say it. What's the specifics? You can make gestures."

"..."

"What is this? Chopsticks? That's okay..."

"Oops! The height is the same as a chopstick, but the width is... a bunch of chopsticks, like this..."

"?!"

The little snake seemed to be gesticulating something again, and the tone of the big snake was obviously different.

Hmm, something is wrong...

After this conversation, Qin Ren outside the door was sure that there was definitely something wrong with the girlfriends' boudoir whispers.

Specifically, on the one hand, when talking about chopsticks, Qin Ren felt as if he was being scrutinized clearly and naked, which made him very uncomfortable.

On the other hand, Qin Ren firmly believed that if he opened the door of his girlfriends' rooms at this time, there must be good people in the room.

……

As a result, the ordinary migrant workers who came home at two o'clock in the middle of the night revived their spirits as if they had been beaten in place.

"call--"

Qin Ren took a deep breath, stabilized his figure, held the doorknob, and then slowly turned it...

As soon as a gap was opened, the warm and familiar wind inside was mixed with another distinct and slightly moist unique fragrance, blowing against Qin Ren's face.

boom--

Qin Ren accidentally took a deep breath and couldn't hold it in. He gasped and slipped out with his movements. The door was pushed halfway open.

So amidst two exclamations, Qin Ren saw two naked snakes hugging each other out of fright.

"..."

With just one glance, Qin Ren suddenly remembered the beautiful scenery he had seen in a dream.

Two beauties full of astonishment are embracing each other, one is smart and delicate, the other is charming and beautiful, with every frown and movement of their eyebrows and eyes, they are like sisters and like mother and daughter, their delicate porcelain white skin glows dimly under the warm light Halo, the already perfect curves overlap and squeeze each other...

Especially the white tofu-like clusters, and the two flawless white walls that are almost pasted together, stained with drops of water...

"Uh... you guys..."

With dry mouth and tongue, Qin Ren's eyes were straightened, and he couldn't walk for a while, and he couldn't speak:
"You...haven't slept yet?"

"..."

"..."

Looking at the couch again, Yu Ling'er opened her mouth slightly as if she was about to sacrifice the fairy sword, while Yu Yourong immediately pinched her master's hairpin with one hand.

The master and the apprentice seemed to want to cut off the roots of wisdom at any time, and stabbed their eyes with hairpins. It was at the moment when they saw the person clearly that the snakes instantly let go of their vigilance, and at the same time, their cheeks were stained red, and they swayed angrily. lump.

"elder brother!"

"Go... go away!"

boom--!
Good times are always short, Qin Ren didn't have time to say a word, the little snake pushed the staring Qin Ren out with a slap of wind, and even closed the door, smashing his nose Take a note.

"hiss…"

Qin Ren rubbed his nose, dissatisfied angrily.

Damn it, both of them are my girlfriends, and when they are alone, they are so delicately manipulated by me, Qin, why are they not even allowed to look at them when they are together?
So, Qin Ren, who was not convinced, took advantage of the fact that the snakes hadn't locked the door, and immediately rushed in for the second time, holding his nose.

"Baby, Yourong, what... You guys should be sober, I'm your legitimate boyfriend, remember?"

boom!
"hiss……"

This time the door slammed even more painfully, but Qin Ren charged again after rectifying a little.

Because he had already seen the snakes wearing panties just now, if he was too grumpy, there would be no point in rushing in.

"Good boy, be good and tolerant. Actually, I didn't watch anything just now. Why don't you guys replay it, I..."

boom!
"It's unreasonable! My own men are aliens, right?"

boom!
"Give me one left and one right and lie down obediently! See if I don't spank your farts..."

boom!
……

After repeated defeats and battles, the door was finally locked.

"Depend on…"

Although Qin Ren felt regretful, he also understood that after all, his contact with Ling'er was not deep enough. When he charged bravely just now, the expression on Little Snake's face was quite gentle, mainly due to Linger's beautiful face. The little face was indeed so ashamed that it almost dripped water.

"What are you doing…"

"Uh?"

At this time, the vampire girl appeared out of nowhere, and pointed at Qin Ren lightly:

"Why is your nose so red?"

"It's cold, freezing."

Qin Ren sniffed and squatted down:

"I'm sorry, I just came back from overtime work, are you hungry?"

"Ah."

Su Lili nodded, put her hands behind her back, and put her legs together:

"I've been waiting for you in the bedroom for a long time, and I've been waiting for you to fall asleep."

"Let's go, go back quickly, and eat first."

"Ah."

"If you're sleepy, go to sleep after eating, I won't torment you..."

"No."

"Uh, I'm mainly thinking about you..."

"No."

"All right…"

Qin Ren led the vampire princess back to the room, and the little snake and the big snake lay on the other side of the bed, both awake, staring blankly at the ceiling in the dark.

"Master, what are you thinking?"

"What about you?"

"I feel like I'm thinking... the same as you."

"what…"

"If you were the only one just now, it might be your chance..."

"..."

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The next morning.

"Ah!"

"?!"

At the breakfast table, Pixiu sneezed, causing Qin Ren to make a fuss. After all, a cold-blooded animal like her shouldn't be exposed to the cold.

"It's the pepper that choked me."

"Oh, that's fine."

Qin Ren was relieved. This morning, Little Snake tried to make the Hu spicy soup from the north. Although it was the first time to make it, the amount of some ingredients was not very good, but after a bowl, it was still warm and comfortable, especially It is suitable for the early winter season after cooling down.

"Brother, I'll make more soups starting tomorrow. Can you bring them to the company at noon?"

Before leaving, Little Snake, who was wearing an apron, ordered her boyfriend to straighten his tie at the door, but Qin Ren refused:

"No, no, it's too hard for you to come here, and it's not convenient to come here with soup and water."

"Then you must eat warmer and drink more hot water when you eat at the company."

"hey-hey…"

"What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing. I'm very touched when I hear that you drink more hot water. My Yourong is such a caring little padded jacket. Come, give me a kiss."

"Oh, it's not serious... Seriously, if you have a heater in the company, you should also pay attention to keeping warm. If you are frequently hot and cold, you will easily get frostbite."

"Well, don't worry, I have this."

Qin Ren waved the scarf wrapped around his neck, and the little snake felt sweet in his heart, wrinkled his little nose, and patted him coquettishly:
"Smelly..."

"What's wrong with being stinky? I still have to wander around the company and smug with everyone."

There is a virtuous snake in the family, so he is so confident. Qin Ren happily told the girls at home not to go out. Afterwards, Yu Linger also went to work. Then when he came back from work at noon, he found that the person busy in the kitchen was not an apprentice, but a Small figure.

"Luo Yao? Why are you cooking?"

"Xiaoyu's good friend is here and she is not feeling well. I am taking care of her."

"Eh…"

Pixiu stood on the small bench with tomatoes, looking like an adult, Yu Ling'er saw her throw the shelled eggs and round tomatoes into the pressure cooker, and immediately hugged her down.

"Luo Yao, what are you... doing?"

"Tomato scrambled eggs."

"Stir fry in a pressure cooker?"

"Xiaoyu said that cooking in a pressure cooker is much faster than an iron pot."

"..."

Yu Ling'er didn't bother with her about this, and drove her to the sofa, and then drank ginger coke over there.

"Da Yu, are you questioning my ability?"

"Tsk, little idiot... Aren't you a good friend these days? How do patients take care of patients?"

"Oh, that makes sense."

"Where is Rong'er?"

As soon as Yu Ling'er asked with her front foot, the little snake with her back foot leaned on the wall and came out lightly from the aisle.

"Ronger?"

Yu Ling'er was taken aback, seeing Yu Yourong's obviously weak figure and the flush on her cheeks, it was obviously different from when her good friend came over in the past, so she hurried up and helped her to the bed all the way.

"Rong'er, you... aren't you alright in the morning? What's going on?"

"I don't know... Anyway, not long after you went to work, I... kept downloading...that..."

Of course that is the menstrual egg, the little snake is weak, but his face looks rosy and full of blood, and his pair of eyes are full of water and shining brightly:
"I've been downloading... Goo-chio-goo, many more than before..."

"..."

When Yu Linger heard it, although he had already cut off the red dragon, he was someone who had experienced it after all, so he immediately showed guilt:
"Rong'er, you should be...discomfort caused by the decay of Yin Yuan. It may take a few days to recover."

"Yin...yuan?"

"Well, when I was young, I only occasionally encountered this kind of situation when I was in retreat. In your case...it should be because too much Qiyun leaked yesterday..."

"..."

There is no way, this is something that no one expected, but fortunately, the decline of Yin Yuan is not harmful to the body, but the little snake is relatively weak during menstruation, and may not be able to take care of housework frequently.

On the other side, Luo Yao, who also had menstruation, was even more hopeless.

So, after arranging for the apprentice to rest, Yu Ling'er slowly realized that suddenly, she seemed to be the only reliable mistress of the Qin family.

Kitchen stove…

Balcony clothes...

cat hair on the floor...

Yu Ling'er glanced around, thoughtful, after a moment her eyes were fixed, she rolled up her sleeves, went to the kitchen and put on her apron.

"Rong'er, Luo Yao, what do you want for lunch?"

Yes, from today onwards, the Sovereign will be in charge of the house.

(End of this chapter)