No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 321
"Rong'er, when should you put the lotus root?"

"Rong'er, how much laundry detergent should I put?"

"Rong'er, whose vest is this?"

"Tsk, Luo Yao and Gu Qing are about the same size, who can tell the difference..."

……

During Xiao She'er's cultivation, Yu Ling'er took on the role of the Qin family's wife and housewife.

Things in the kitchen are actually okay, after all, Yu Ling'er usually helps the apprentice a lot, especially before going to work.

But Yu Linger is new in other aspects, such as washing clothes from the beginning to the end, at least running back and forth from the balcony to the bedroom for eight days.

"Big fish big fish."

"Wait a minute...what's the matter?"

Big Snake, who was running back and forth, heard Pixiu's call, put down the spoon, wiped the sweat from his brow, and came out of the kitchen. Then he saw the caring and witty Lord Shangxian bring her a paper cup.

"this is for you."

"Would you like to drink Coca-Cola again?"

Yu Ling'er thought so at first, but immediately noticed a long cotton thread attached to the bottom of the paper cup, leading straight to the direction of Gu Qing's bedroom.

Luo Yao proudly put her hands on her hips:
"This is my invention, you don't have to run around when you talk to Xiaoyu~"

"..."

Yu Ling'er took a complicated look at this cute but headless gadget, but in the end, out of good intentions, she still didn't remind her that there is a thing called a mobile phone in this world.

"Thank you, but this line is easy to trip people up, let's talk about it."

Rejecting Paixiu's invention, Yu Ling'er continued to work on the big and small matters at home, but the busier she was, the more she realized that the things that the apprentice did on weekdays were really cumbersome, seemingly simple, but after getting mixed together, if she didn't have enough patience and organization, It is not easy to deal with everything in a short period of time.

……

"Master."

"Why did you get out of bed, Rong'er?"

After a while, Little Snake came to the living room, Yu Linger was going to help her, but she waved her hand and refused:

"It's not that you're sick from the cold. What do you do in bed all the time? I'll watch TV for a while and stay in the living room. If you don't know anything, you can ask me."

"Oh, also..."

It makes sense, Yu Ling'er went back to the kitchen, and Yu Yourong followed him to have a look. After some simple guidance, lunch was settled properly. A pot full of pork ribs and lotus root soup stewed in a cast iron pot was eaten at noon I can still eat it at night, and I can leave a bowl for Qin Ren in the end.

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"The Yin Yuan is too weak?"

"Um…"

At 12 o'clock in the evening, Qin Ren went home and heard about Xiao Yu'er, thoughtfully:
"Is it because you polished the mirror last night?"

"It's...it's because last night..."

Yu Ling'er blushed at first, then was puzzled:
"But what does it mean to grind a mirror?"

"Uh…"

Qin Ren took a sip of rib soup:

"It's nothing, I read it in a novel before, I can't remember... Anyway, the meaning is that the family has to rely on you these days? What about the work in the convenience store?"

"It's okay, just take an extra hour or two to come out at night, and in fact, it's mainly for cooking, other things don't need to be done every day."

"Well, you and Yourong have worked hard."

"Don't talk about this, at least we don't have to work overtime so late to come back to drink some hot soup..."

As Yu Ling'er spoke, her eyes showed distress, she sat down next to her boyfriend, and then imitated her apprentice to untie his tie, but after untiing it, Qin Ren coughed:

"Cough cough! Then what...baby, it's loose when you go down...cough cough!"

"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Yu Linger was so embarrassed, she changed the direction and successfully took off her tie, and bit her lower lip in frustration:
"Am I called... Dong Shi Xiaoxiao..."

"Hahaha."

Qin Ren laughed out loud, took her jade hands and rubbed them together:
"This idiom is not used in this way. You and You Rong are both Xi Shi, whoever learns it is the same..."

"It's not the same. I did a lot of things today and I was clumsy."

"Practice makes perfect. You Rong is a genius. He learns everything quickly, which is why he appears exceptionally capable. In fact, normal people, such as me, have accumulated experience in housekeeping from childhood to adulthood. The result is not as good as You Rong. Is it great?"

When Qin Ren said this, his eyes suddenly lit up. He buried his head in another mouthful of soup, nodded slowly and said:

"For example, this soup, I may not be as delicious as You Rong's stewed one now."

"..."

Yu Ling'er, who was lamenting how hard it was for his apprentice just a second ago, felt different when he heard this. He moved his ears, pulled his hand from Qin Ren's palm, and took out his phone from his chest to press randomly:
"Then go drink her, you'll starve to death these days..."

"what?"

Only then did Qin Ren "suddenly":
"So today's soup is also stewed by you, baby? Tsk tsk, it's so delicious, I can't tell the difference!"

"Exaggeration is dead, hypocrisy..."

In fact, the more exaggerated the boyfriend, the sweeter the girlfriend's heart, Yu Ling'er was greatly encouraged by this, and she would do everything with extra vigor in the next few days, calming down Lu Qing who came home on the weekend.

……

"Has the house been renovated?"

"No, Master cleans every day, and then there are bulingbuling everywhere."

"Really? Master Fish?"

……

Diligence can make up for weakness, although Yu Linger is not as good at housework as Yu Yourong, but the same floor is clean enough if mopped once a day; every window is bright enough if wiped once a day.

Although she herself enjoys it and doesn't complain of being tired or suffering, but after a few days, seeing her always wearing a small hat, small sleeves, and a small apron busy around the house, Qin Ren is still worried about her A little too much force, so after lunch on Sunday, Qin Ren stretched out his arms and took the big snake who was about to clean up the coffee table into his arms.

"Hey~?"

"Baby."

Qin Ren kissed her ear lightly:

"Stop it, the house is full of the smell of detergent."

Yu Ling'er wanted to stand up, but his soft waist was held by him, and he couldn't use any strength, her hips rose and fell for a long time, and finally she could only give up, curled her ears and hair, turned her head and angrily said:
"You have to go to work anyway, what do you dislike? And I already bought the tasteless one."

"Ham, that's not the point I want to express."

Qin Ren smiled wryly:

"You're afraid that you've overworked these few days. You see that Yaoyao's good friends are gone, You Rong should be coming soon, don't let her stand up and you fall down again."

"How can I be so vulnerable?"

"Didn't you fall down before?"

"That's different..."

Yu Linger patted her trembling chest:
"However, I'm also a cultivator, so it's no big deal to move my hands and feet."

"Oh?"

Qin Ren's eyes lit up:
"Baby, that's what you said."

"Yeah, why...hey~! You...you are here again..."

"Hey, you said it yourself, it's not a big deal to do it yourself."

"I'm talking about hands and feet! Not... um~"

……

The two of them chatted on the sofa and got tired of chatting, until there was a baby-like cough from behind.

"Pips!"

"?"

"!"

The two turned their heads and saw that it was Lord Shangxian.

Master Shangxian was carrying a small bear-shaped backpack on his back. He was pulling the shoulder straps with his two small hands, and he was very hard. He didn't look very happy at first glance. After seeing Qin Ren and Yu Linger turn their heads, they ran over to get closer a little:

"Pips!"

"Yao, why don't you cough, fake it..."

"Pinks!"

It's really a bit of a cat's picture, not so much a cough as a blow.

The unhappy Pai Xiu blew and blew on Qin Ren's face, it was sweet and fragrant, and it smelled very good.

"Qin Ren, I'm going to check on the washing machine..."

"Well, let's go."

The big snake ran away shyly, and Pixiu ran to the front of the sofa, waving his small hands and pawing in his arms, and after wiping away the smell of the big fish, he threw himself into it again.

"I've been thinking about enclosing land all the time. Beast nature is hard to change, isn't it?"

Qin Ren smiled and tugged at her two ponytails, Pixiu shook his head, and kept silent.

"o(￣ヘ￣)o"

"what?"

Qin Ren poked the soles of her soft feet, but the feet immediately shrank into the skirt, and he stopped poking her.

Qin Ren figured it out, this guy hasn't been making trouble for a long time, and indeed it's time to make a fuss, so he boldly offered the price:

"How about buying you a bunch of grilled sausages and a bag of mushroom power later?"

"No."

"Starch sausage."

"No."

"Yo? Then what do you want?"

"I want you to do something to me."

Luo Yao stared straight at him:
"Just like you did with the big fish."

"..."

It's broken, it was heard, Qin Ren scratched his head in embarrassment:

"Let's talk again, when you get older..."

"This seat is three hundred years old! It's your grandma!"

Luo Yao loudly repeated this fact that she no longer wanted to repeat, and then accused Qin Ren of his recent crimes:

"Qin Ren, you are more and more fond of playing hands with big fish, and with small fish, every three to five nights..."

After a pause, Luo Yao, who is already an adult, resisted the urge to blush, an adult would not be shy because of such a strange thing:

"They are your favorite girls!"

"No, no, um... how can I say yes, the more you like girls, the more reluctant you are... reluctant... uh..."

Qin Ren was a little short of words, what should I say?tarnish?spoil?
Obviously not suitable, it is obviously a very beautiful thing, and how can you use these words if you are in love with each other?
And the context is inappropriate.

It sounds like he doesn't spoil it now, but waits until Luo Yao grows up to spoil it...

Isn't this a play to develop?

Tsk, it sounds very perverted. The gentleman Qin Ren couldn't say it, so he changed the subject forcibly, and left the small backpack behind Luo Yao:
"By the way, are you ready? It's time to set off for the beautiful country."

"Get ready~"

Sure enough, the unconstrained Lord Shangxian suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny, babbling and jumping on the sofa, and bouncing around in place, making Qin Ren hear the sound of clattering from the small backpack.

"Ok?"

Qin Ren felt something was wrong when he heard it, so he took it off and took a look. The small backpack was full of potato chips, rice crackers and small crisps.

"I asked you to bring umbrellas, things like hot water, and snacks to buy somewhere else and pack them again."

"Oh."

"Hey wait, I've changed my clothes too, I still wear dresses in winter."

"This seat is not afraid of the cold."

"But people who see you will feel cold, and it's weird. Do you want me to give you the example of eating with a spittoon?"

Words don't work, you need to see concrete actions, Qin Ren thought about it, and went with her to get dressed before he felt at ease.

However, as soon as they entered the bedroom, there was a scream from the living balcony. The little snake who was closer heard the sound and rushed to see the master crying in front of the washing machine.

(End of this chapter)