No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 334 New usage of slime

(It should be a sheep, it's hard now, it depends on the situation tomorrow)

At the gate of Longhu Community, Cainiao Station.

"How much is the pick-up code?"

"1-3002"

"1-...Large items, outside, you may need a cart, remember to take them down immediately after use."

"Oh, no, no, we'll take it ourselves."

"Yourself? You may not be able to handle this...huh?!"

Before the enthusiastic aunt at the inn finished speaking, her eyes widened.

I saw a slender girl next to Qin Ren softly "hey", she held the packing belt in her hand, and picked up the dozens of kilograms of cardboard box with one hand, which looked like a bag of bean sprouts.

"Let's go brother."

"Ah."

The two of them went home like this, and the onlookers were fine. From Yu Yourong's relaxed and freehand movements, they guessed that the big box should not contain any heavy objects, so they soon dispersed.

Only the inn aunt knew exactly what was inside, so she stared at the backs of the two people until they disappeared, and was still in a daze.

After a long time, she sighed with some emotion, her eyes fluttered slightly, as if she recalled the glorious youth when she was young and sweated in the fields, striving to be the model of the Iron Lady...

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"I'm back, Ling'er~"

After moving the computer back home, Qin Ren immediately called his girlfriend who was still sitting in front of the computer playing motion-sensing COD, but Yu Ling'er turned up the volume to the maximum and didn't hear her at all, so Qin Ren had no choice but to go over and take off her earphones .

"Oops, I'm dead again..."

"Hey, baby~"

"Treasure your size!"

Yu Ling'er turned her head angrily:

"You pay me!"

"Compensation for what?"

"You pay me...my..."

Yu Linger thought for a while:

"You pay me for DNA!"

"???"

How do you pay for this?
To be reasonable, of course Qin Ren also has DNA, but if you want to give it to your girlfriend... isn't it inappropriate in broad daylight?
Qin Ren thought about some indescribable things, and then realized that what Ling'er baby meant might not be what he meant.

"Baby, are you trying to say...KDA?"

"..."

Yu Ling'er pursed her lips and pondered for a moment, then blushed slightly, and waved her hand:
"It's all the same, it doesn't matter."

"Yes, yes, almost..."

Qin Ren brought the box over, and this was the protagonist of the day.

"Baby, come and see."

"what…"

Her boyfriend can always bring some novelty to herself from time to time. Yu Ling'er leaned over and only saw a silver-white cube in the box. After Qin Ren threw out the packaging of some other accessories, he showed the whole thing thoroughly. Yu Ling'er covered her mouth in surprise:
"This is... a new computer?"

"Yes, is it beautiful?"

"Too... no, is this really a computer?"

Yu Ling'er compared the shiny silver box in the cardboard box with the black iron lump covered with various "pimples" at her feet, completely unimaginable that the computer can look so beautiful.

"This is the one I said I would buy a long time ago, and I gave it to you."

"Send...send me..."

"Yeah, I agreed before, I bought a mobile phone for You Rong, and a computer for you."

……

The cell phone that Yu Yourong was using now was given by his master, and the cell phone that Qin Ren bought for Yu Yourong is still in good condition. Originally, Xiao Snake wanted to give it to Luo Yao, but it happened that Luo Yao's cheap one was already stuck.

But after struggling for a while, the "selfish" little snake still couldn't bear it. After all, Qin Ren gave it to her, and in the end she would rather keep it than give it to the little girl at home.

……

"But this...isn't it very expensive?" It's not that only the head of the family knows that rice, oil and salt are expensive. After working in a convenience store for so long, the already frugal Yu Ling'er has become more sensitive to money.

"It's really expensive, but it's all in my plan. Besides, if you buy a better one, it will last a long time. You won't need to replace it for at least five years."

……

The new equipment that Qin Ren bought seems to be the top configuration for normal use in all aspects. The latest i9 processor, the latest graphics card, and the memory sticks are all fully inserted.

Including this good-looking case, it is also a niche brand that Qin Ren found. It is made of all aluminum, anodized, and has all the necessary side glass.

However, Qin Ren himself doesn't like light pollution very much. He prefers configurations such as dull or low-light monochromatic light, which can highlight the sense of luxury and match the silver all-aluminum body better.

……

For the next full hour, Qin Ren was tinkering with the new computer, including the new monitor.

The computer desk is fine, there is an old folding desk at home, Qin Ren plans to use it to store the old computer, put it next to the new computer for his own use, and give the new one to Yu Linger.

"What about you? Have you quit playing games?" Although it came from her boyfriend's love, Yu Ling'er was still a little flattered.

"Not really, the main thing is that I'm not interested in some games with high configuration requirements now, it's kind of electronic impotence..."

"Yang... eh?!"

Yu Ling'er's ears moved, as if he heard a not-so-good vocabulary that he had learned in ancient books. He was squatting obediently next to the cardboard box and poking the power button, but he immediately stood up and held on to it with worried eyes. Boyfriend's arm:
"Qin Ren...Qin Ren, don't scare me..."

How can a bad guy be a bad guy if he can't do it badly?
If the boyfriend is not broken, is he still the original boyfriend?

"Scare you? Nope."

"Then... at worst, go to the hospital to see the doctor."

Yu Ling'er gritted her teeth with a reddish face, and whispered:
"Don't be shy, I'll go with you, just say to the outside world... just say that I have a problem..."

"..."

Only then did Qin Ren squeeze out the meaning of Big She'er's words, and patted her charming buttocks angrily and amusingly:
"I'm talking about the game! There's nothing wrong with your body! What are you thinking about?"

"oh oh."

Yu Ling'er felt relieved, rubbing her buttocks and nodding:
"That's good, that's good..."

"Tsk tsk..."

Qin Ren had a smirk on his face:
"Baby, You Rong said you were a stealing cat before. I think you really misunderstood you. You should be a little greedy cat."

"I'm not! I'm a fish... no... I'm a snake!"

"Huh? Talk back?"

Qin Ren raised his hand and gave another slap. I have to say that the hand feels really good, plump and plump...

"Bad man!"

"Still talking back, call your husband."

"Pooh!"

slap~
"Hurry up, go to the bathroom while you have time..."

"Old...husband...huh?~"

……

After a while.

The little snake came out of the bathroom, and immediately looked at Qin Ren and the master who were sitting neatly on the sofa, feeling suspicious:
"What... are you doing?"

"Hey, it's nothing, just chatting..."

to chat with?

What kind of chat can make the face of the idiot master so puffy?Even his eyes were full of water, as if he had just helped his apprentice slay the red dragon...

Hmm, so suspicious...

"Then what, the computer is almost installed, I mainly came to ask Honey for help."

Qin Ren rubbed his hands, Yu Yourong expressed his confusion:
"Honey juice can install a computer?"

"Goo?"

Honey Juice also expressed surprise, would she know how to install a computer?Then why didn't she know it herself?
"No, no, the water cooling is mainly used for new computers. Water cooling is... harmful. In short, the physique of crystal slime like honey juice is the best for water cooling. It can control the heat without leakage, and it is also good-looking. , right honey juice?"

"Gee~"

The color of the fish tank gradually turned pink, and the praised slime girl was a little shy. Then according to Qin Ren's needs, part of her body was separated and inserted into the water cooling pipe.

In this way, the new computer was assembled. Qin Ren installed various software and tried it out. It was very smooth, but he immediately got off the chair and let Big Snake sit on it to experience it.

"Then I continue to play games?"

"Yeah, but you put this on first."

Qin Ren mysteriously took out a brand new earphone, pink, with a pair of cat ears on top, Yu Linger took it over and hesitated to put it on, raised her face and her boyfriend blinked his bright almond eyes:
"Is this... strange?"

"Wuhu~!"

Qin Ren expressed his affirmation with an exclamation. The charming big snake wearing cat ears full of girlish style really has a fresh flavor that makes people want to move around!

(End of this chapter)